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Title: Broadband decision
Post by: Nick on December 13, 2010, 10:55:58 AM
Right. For the last year or so I have been operating off a broadband dongle which has often been insufferably slow  Banghead  My sis has wi-fi at her house and the internet was at F1 speed all weekend  cloud9:

The flat is already wired (fibre optic) for Virgin Broadband, so I have just called them and they are going to install all the necessary kit next Monday (allegedly).  cloud9:

WHat can possibly go wrong?
Title: Re: Broadband decision
Post by: Snoopy on December 13, 2010, 11:18:33 AM
If anyone else had asked I'd have said "Nothing" but since it's you my old mucker .... the possibilities are endless.  noooo:
Title: Re: Broadband decision
Post by: Barman on December 13, 2010, 11:40:55 AM
Will we see even more of you on here then...?  ::)
Title: Re: Broadband decision
Post by: Nick on December 13, 2010, 11:53:38 AM
Well my Skype will work better  cloud9:  I could call you one day when I am nekkid, like
Title: Re: Broadband decision
Post by: Pastis on December 13, 2010, 12:03:35 PM
 eeek:
Title: Re: Broadband decision
Post by: Barman on December 13, 2010, 12:07:42 PM
 eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Broadband decision
Post by: Snoopy on December 13, 2010, 12:09:17 PM
 whistle:

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Title: Re: Broadband decision
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 13, 2010, 05:31:46 PM
Well my Skype will work better  cloud9:  I could call you one day when I am nekkid, like

 eeek:

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Title: Re: Broadband decision
Post by: Barman on December 13, 2010, 06:07:06 PM
Well my Skype will work better  cloud9:  I could call you one day when I am nekkid, like

 eeek:

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happy001
Title: Re: Broadband decision
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 13, 2010, 06:28:38 PM
Just checking Nick but does your sister have fibre to cabinet or fibre to home. If you can get fibre to home then you can in theory end up with gigabit broadband, BT are trialling this around my neck of the woods next year (its great living near the research labs  cloud9: ). 
Title: Re: Broadband decision
Post by: Pastis on December 13, 2010, 07:44:53 PM
Don't hold your breath GM; Nick will need to put that response through Babel-Fish   whistle:
Title: Re: Broadband decision
Post by: Nick on December 13, 2010, 07:50:37 PM
WOZZEONABART?
Title: Re: Broadband decision
Post by: Pirate on December 13, 2010, 09:07:15 PM
Right. For the last year or so I have been operating off a broadband dongle which has often been insufferably slow  Banghead  My sis has wi-fi at her house and the internet was at F1 speed all weekend  cloud9:

The flat is already wired (fibre optic) for Virgin Broadband, so I have just called them and they are going to install all the necessary kit next Monday (allegedly).  cloud9:

WHat can possibly go wrong?

 noooo:...should have got sky...
Title: Re: Broadband decision
Post by: Barman on December 13, 2010, 09:09:50 PM
Right. For the last year or so I have been operating off a broadband dongle which has often been insufferably slow  Banghead  My sis has wi-fi at her house and the internet was at F1 speed all weekend  cloud9:

The flat is already wired (fibre optic) for Virgin Broadband, so I have just called them and they are going to install all the necessary kit next Monday (allegedly).  cloud9:

WHat can possibly go wrong?

BTW mongs say fibre optic...  ::)

Technical whizz kids (like my goodself) use the technical term "Optical Fibre"  whistle:
Title: Re: Broadband decision
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 13, 2010, 10:12:32 PM
Right. For the last year or so I have been operating off a broadband dongle which has often been insufferably slow  Banghead  My sis has wi-fi at her house and the internet was at F1 speed all weekend  cloud9:

The flat is already wired (fibre optic) for Virgin Broadband, so I have just called them and they are going to install all the necessary kit next Monday (allegedly).  cloud9:

WHat can possibly go wrong?

BTW mongs say fibre optic...  ::)

Technical gubmeisters (like my goodself) use the technical term "Optical Fibre"  whistle:

 whistle:
Title: Re: Broadband decision
Post by: Barman on December 14, 2010, 07:03:00 AM
Right. For the last year or so I have been operating off a broadband dongle which has often been insufferably slow  Banghead  My sis has wi-fi at her house and the internet was at F1 speed all weekend  cloud9:

The flat is already wired (fibre optic) for Virgin Broadband, so I have just called them and they are going to install all the necessary kit next Monday (allegedly).  cloud9:

WHat can possibly go wrong?

BTW mongs say fibre optic...  ::)

Technical gubmeisters (like my goodself) use the technical term "Optical Fibre"  whistle:

 whistle:

 evil:
Title: Re: Broadband decision
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 14, 2010, 03:11:04 PM
Right. For the last year or so I have been operating off a broadband dongle which has often been insufferably slow  Banghead  My sis has wi-fi at her house and the internet was at F1 speed all weekend  cloud9:

The flat is already wired (fibre optic) for Virgin Broadband, so I have just called them and they are going to install all the necessary kit next Monday (allegedly).  cloud9:

WHat can possibly go wrong?

BTW mongs say fibre optic...  ::)

Technical gubmeisters (like my goodself) use the technical term "Optical Fibre"  whistle:

 whistle:

 evil:

I prefer optics

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Title: Re: Broadband decision
Post by: Snoopy on December 17, 2010, 09:19:50 AM
 Popcorn:  Monday can't come soon enough.
Title: Re: Broadband decision
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 17, 2010, 01:23:05 PM
Popcorn:  Monday can't come soon enough.

Sadly, the same is true of the modem.  noooo:
Title: Re: Broadband decision
Post by: Nick on December 20, 2010, 09:15:38 AM
Well, today's the day  scared2:
Title: Re: Broadband decision
Post by: Snoopy on December 20, 2010, 09:17:23 AM
I'm ready ... it may be a long haul. (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-eatdrink033.gif&hash=96a676e56a9c0fbe87241b4373743c912b70b75d)
Title: Re: Broadband decision
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 20, 2010, 09:41:38 AM
I'm ready ... it may be a long haul. (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-eatdrink033.gif&hash=96a676e56a9c0fbe87241b4373743c912b70b75d)

"Plug and Pray" is a term I have heard which seems most apt.
Title: Re: Broadband decision
Post by: Barman on December 20, 2010, 09:44:01 AM
I predict a power cut...  whistle:
Title: Re: Broadband decision
Post by: Nick on December 20, 2010, 10:42:29 AM
Virgin are meant to be here between 1.00 and 6.00. They just called. WIll be here in 10 minutes  eeek:
Title: Re: Broadband decision
Post by: Snoopy on December 20, 2010, 10:47:06 AM
So you are furiously hoovering?  (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-chores009.gif&hash=52bf49e7da13679324b00c34e557c9c536346096)
Title: Re: Broadband decision
Post by: Nick on December 20, 2010, 10:48:04 AM
 redface:
Title: Re: Broadband decision
Post by: Barman on December 20, 2010, 10:53:05 AM
You'll have to post your speed when they've finished like... before you break it...  whistle:

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Title: Re: Broadband decision
Post by: Snoopy on December 20, 2010, 10:57:06 AM
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Title: Re: Broadband decision
Post by: Barman on December 20, 2010, 11:08:48 AM
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oooh... I'm quite pleased with mine now....  cloud9:
Title: Re: Broadband decision
Post by: Snoopy on December 20, 2010, 11:14:54 AM
You won't be in about two years when the roll out of superfast broadband reaches this part of Wales and our local exchange goes fibre  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Broadband decision
Post by: Barman on December 20, 2010, 11:20:39 AM
You won't be in about two years when the roll out of superfast broadband reaches this part of Wales and our local exchange goes fibre  eveilgrin:

Akchoowly [touches wood] I'm pretty pleased with mine at the moment and we're promised a free upgrade to 4M in the new year... The only thing I really have to wait for is the pub backup and that only takes a few minutes now...  cloud9:

Everything else id very schmoothe since I signed-up for the TV-on-the-Intermong option....

Bit of a change since I got here just over eight years ago and was shocked to find that dial-up was my only option!  lol:
Title: Re: Broadband decision
Post by: Snoopy on December 20, 2010, 11:31:12 AM
Meanwhile I have an update that Nick has just 'phoned me...... The Virgin man turned up, said to Nick "I've been 'ere before and it can't be done"
"Yes it fooking can" says Nick
"No it can't" says the Virgin man

"Follow me" commands Nick and slamming his flat door leads the man to the cellar and points to the cables etc.
"That's as may be" says VM "But it ain't connected and it won't friggin work..... We can make it work but not today, it'll be several weeks"
Nick explodes with rage and VM says "Don't give me a hard time mate, it's not my fault, phone my boss if you want but I'm telling yer it can't be done".... hops in his van and drives away.

Nick returns to his flat and finds that, in his rage, he slammed the door so hard he has bust the lock and now cannot get back in.

He has walked to a call box, located a "Yellow Pages" and contacted a locksmith who will be there in about an hour. Tried second locksmith who asked for Debit Card details before sending a man. Nick had to tell them his Debit Card is the other side of the locked door...... They don't want to know so back to first locksmith who will still take an hour. They suggest Nick should sit in his car and wait .... Car keys are also the wrong side of the locked door. Nick has no coat, temp is below freezing and he is sat on the wall, gazing at the snow, using his mobile to call me and tell the tale.
Locksmith charges £80 per hour or part thereof.

Nick gave permission for me to update you all "In case I don't survive this"

If he doesn't survive I can report his last words were "Why fooking me? Why does this always fooking happen to me?"
Title: Re: Broadband decision
Post by: Pastis on December 20, 2010, 11:42:24 AM
 eeek:   Poor bugger!  I'd go knocking on doors  rubschin:
Title: Re: Broadband decision
Post by: Snoopy on December 20, 2010, 11:45:42 AM
Those with svelte redheads behind them would be my choice.   razz:
Title: Re: Broadband decision
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 20, 2010, 12:15:02 PM
Meanwhile I have an update that Nick has just 'phoned me...... The Virgin man turned up, said to Nick "I've been 'ere before and it can't be done"
"Yes it fooking can" says Nick
"No it can't" says the Virgin man

"Follow me" commands Nick and slamming his flat door leads the man to the cellar and points to the cables etc.
"That's as may be" says VM "But it ain't connected and it won't friggin work..... We can make it work but not today, it'll be several weeks"
Nick explodes with rage and VM says "Don't give me a hard time mate, it's not my fault, phone my boss if you want but I'm telling yer it can't be done".... hops in his van and drives away.

Nick returns to his flat and finds that, in his rage, he slammed the door so hard he has bust the lock and now cannot get back in.

He has walked to a call box, located a "Yellow Pages" and contacted a locksmith who will be there in about an hour. Tried second locksmith who asked for Debit Card details before sending a man. Nick had to tell them his Debit Card is the other side of the locked door...... They don't want to know so back to first locksmith who will still take an hour. They suggest Nick should sit in his car and wait .... Car keys are also the wrong side of the locked door. Nick has no coat, temp is below freezing and he is sat on the wall, gazing at the snow, using his mobile to call me and tell the tale.
Locksmith charges £80 per hour or part thereof.

Nick gave permission for me to update you all "In case I don't survive this"

If he doesn't survive I can report his last words were "Why fooking me? Why does this always fooking happen to me?"

We should all be grateful to him really.

He slews the law of averages very much in our favour. . . .
Title: Re: Broadband decision
Post by: Barman on December 20, 2010, 12:17:15 PM
happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001

Quote
"In case I don't survive this"

happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Broadband decision
Post by: Nick on December 20, 2010, 12:55:36 PM
I have just got back in    Banghead  I have been outside for 2 hours flagging down builders' vans who all thought I was a loony. One guy finally stopped and lent me some pliars. I cannot now leave the flat. My insurance company do not want to know, despite the fooking "emergency cover"  cussing: cussing: cussing:

I am perished!  sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24:
Title: Re: Broadband decision
Post by: Barman on December 20, 2010, 12:57:23 PM
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Nick posts his speed check results! happy001
Title: Re: Broadband decision
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on December 20, 2010, 01:02:52 PM
You'll have to post your speed when they've finished like... before you break it...  whistle:

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 point:   Quite pleased with mine too.  whistle:
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Title: Re: Broadband decision
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 20, 2010, 01:18:22 PM
You won't be in about two years when the roll out of superfast broadband reaches this part of Wales and our local exchange goes fibre  eveilgrin:

Ah but you guys are only getting fibre to cabinet, BT are rolling out a test of fibre to home around here next year, 100Mb+ per second here we come.  cloud9:
Title: Re: Broadband decision
Post by: Nick on December 20, 2010, 01:21:48 PM
fuck fucking fucking virgin. I have called BT and they can come Jan 21st  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: Broadband decision
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 20, 2010, 01:24:18 PM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.speedtest.net%2Fresult%2F1078051847.png&hash=0a8697ef1eaec2e38bdb53166426c05a3cb15a59) (http://www.speedtest.net)

Not bad considering the wires are almost on the ground.
Title: Re: Broadband decision
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 20, 2010, 01:30:17 PM
fuck fucking fucking virgin. I have called BT and they can come Jan 21st  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

Possibly a stupid question but are you in a fibre area for BT? If not and your line is with them do you really need an engineer to come out and set it up for you?...






....what was I thinking.  lol:
Title: Re: Broadband decision
Post by: Nick on December 20, 2010, 01:34:00 PM
 Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead cussing:
Title: Re: Broadband decision
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 20, 2010, 01:39:55 PM
Being serious for a moment, If you are just getting the home hub and not BT infinity you don't need an engineer. All the cables are colour coded and the instructions are clear enough that anyone can put it together. Don't fork out for an engineer unless you have something complicated to sort out or you are an internet novice and need someone to take you through the basics.
Title: Re: Broadband decision
Post by: Pirate on December 20, 2010, 01:44:49 PM
Get Sky TV, Broadband and Skytalk...simples...
Title: Re: Broadband decision
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 20, 2010, 01:46:11 PM
Move house  whistle:
Title: Re: Broadband decision
Post by: Snoopy on December 20, 2010, 01:52:37 PM
I think you will find that the previous owner, who may well have had a BT line, has cancelled his contract with BT. That will involve BT engineers "throwing a switch" in the exchange. In this area (and I am sure BT do this everywhere) having the line switched back on means that BT engineers need to go to the exchange and switch the connection back on. Their normal waiting time is 3 to 6 weeks to "Install a new line for a new customer" ~ that's what they call it and that's the time they take.
When we moved here, about 150 metres from the local exchange, that's what they did to us because the vendor was moving within the exchange area and had retained her number. BT were happy to welcome us as customers, subject to the waiting period, and even offered to let me have my new number so that I could tell people what it would be when they got round to connecting it.
Despite the fact that Nick was a customer at a previous address he came to Nottingham from outside of their area and in the process transferred the BT line to Mrs Nick. He has bought a flat that had been put on the market following repossession by the previous occupant's mortgage holders. They would have had the line disconnected to avoid ongoing rentals, or perhaps the previous owner had failed to pay the BT bill. Either way as far as BT is concerned it all adds up to a "New Installation" and the waiting period for that is as quoted.

Service is a concept that only customers expect and that few, if any, 'service providers' even attempt to understand. They are however happy to take your money.
Title: Re: Broadband decision
Post by: Snoopy on December 20, 2010, 01:55:35 PM
Get Sky TV, Broadband and Skytalk...simples...

Still requires BT to allocate a line and connect it. Waiting period still applies.
Title: Re: Broadband decision
Post by: Nick on December 20, 2010, 02:07:13 PM
More joy! I get a call. The four year contract in Scotland has been terminated. Budget cuts  sad24:
Title: Re: Broadband decision
Post by: Snoopy on December 20, 2010, 02:12:23 PM
Oh Gawd! At this rate you may have to go back to work.  ;)

<Seriously>
You'll be fine mate ... The way the Gov't is going they'll be crying out for consultants to help "place people in work or training" soon enough...... One door closes and another opens. You've been around long enough to know that.



 redface: Sorry ~ perhaps not a good time to mention doors but you know what I mean.
Title: Re: Broadband decision
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 22, 2010, 10:17:34 PM
Has Nick installed Skype?

It seems to be gubbed.
Title: Re: Broadband decision
Post by: Barman on December 23, 2010, 07:30:59 AM
Has Nick installed Skype?

It seems to be gubbed.

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Broadband decision
Post by: Snoopy on January 01, 2011, 08:28:39 AM
Any news on the replacement of dongle Nick? Popcorn:
Title: Re: Broadband decision
Post by: Nick on January 01, 2011, 09:32:17 AM
Jan 21st, allegedly  evil:
Title: Re: Broadband decision
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on January 01, 2011, 09:32:41 AM
Has Nick installed Skype?

It seems to be gubbed.

I receved and long winded appology and voucher from them.  Least I think it was an appology It was so long winded I dont think I finished reading it.
Title: Re: Broadband decision
Post by: Snoopy on January 17, 2011, 04:36:00 PM
Dongle Free Day minus 4
Title: Re: Broadband decision
Post by: Nick on January 17, 2011, 04:38:55 PM
Theoretically  evil:
Title: Re: Broadband decision
Post by: Nick on January 21, 2011, 08:00:29 AM
Well, today's the day. WHat can possibly go wrong?  scared2:
Title: Re: Broadband decision
Post by: Barman on January 21, 2011, 08:02:01 AM
Well, today's the day. WHat can possibly go wrong?  scared2:

Shall we start a list...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Broadband decision
Post by: Snoopy on January 21, 2011, 08:02:49 AM
Well, today's the day. WHat can possibly go wrong?  scared2:

We hang on the result.  Popcorn:
Title: Re: Broadband decision
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 21, 2011, 08:03:00 AM
Are you going to have to get out of bed first ?
Title: Re: Broadband decision
Post by: Barman on January 21, 2011, 08:07:22 AM
Quote from: Nottingham News
Deep snow halts broadband engineers

 point:
Title: Re: Broadband decision
Post by: Nick on January 21, 2011, 08:33:33 AM
BT have arrived. The line is dead  cussing:
Title: Re: Broadband decision
Post by: Barman on January 21, 2011, 08:36:50 AM
BT have arrived. The line is dead  cussing:

happy001
Title: Re: Broadband decision
Post by: Snoopy on January 21, 2011, 08:37:27 AM
Well they only have to flick a switch in the local exchange to turn it back on.

Anywhooo it's their problem to resolve, not yours.
Title: Re: Broadband decision
Post by: Nick on January 21, 2011, 08:38:13 AM
He has driven off now  noooo:
Title: Re: Broadband decision
Post by: Barman on January 21, 2011, 08:40:20 AM
He has driven off now  noooo:

Did you offer him a Hobknob like...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Broadband decision
Post by: Snoopy on January 21, 2011, 08:40:43 AM
He has driven off now  noooo:

To go to the exchange to connect the line there I expect. ::)
Title: Re: Broadband decision
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 21, 2011, 09:10:53 AM
Were you wearing your birthday suit ?
Title: Re: Broadband decision
Post by: Nick on January 21, 2011, 09:13:06 AM
So, he says, that's all werking.

Me: So where is the broadbandy kit I need?

Him: Oh, I don't do that, it should have come by post from your ISP.

Me: But you are my ISP.

Him: Well call BT then. Bye
 cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

So I call BT. It seems my call is important to them, but not important enough to answer  Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9:
Title: Re: Broadband decision
Post by: Barman on January 21, 2011, 09:39:44 AM
So, he says, that's all werking.

Me: So where is the broadbandy kit I need?

Him: Oh, I don't do that, it should have come by post from your ISP.

Me: But you are my ISP.

Him: Well call BT then. Bye
 cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

So I call BT. It seems my call is important to them, but not important enough to answer  Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9:


They post it to you directly like....  whistle:
Title: Re: Broadband decision
Post by: Nick on January 21, 2011, 09:40:59 AM
On no they won't  Banghead

My order has been "parked"

In other words no one has done anything about it  cussing:

Maybe "ten werking days" allegedly  Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9:
Title: Re: Broadband decision
Post by: Barman on January 21, 2011, 09:51:28 AM
On no they won't  Banghead

My order has been "parked"

In other words no one has done anything about it  cussing:

Maybe "ten werking days" allegedly  Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9:

Oh dear oh dear...  scared2:
Title: Re: Broadband decision
Post by: Nick on January 21, 2011, 09:54:08 AM
My sister has been in dispute with BT about their crap service since July. An engineer came yesterday and finally fixed her line. In the process he managed to disconnect the lines of every other flat in her block  noooo:
Title: Re: Broadband decision
Post by: Barman on January 21, 2011, 10:04:42 AM
Why don't you get Virgin or summat like that instead like...? Shrugs:
Title: Re: Broadband decision
Post by: Nick on January 21, 2011, 10:05:59 AM
I tried Virgin  cussing: The flat is wired for optical fibre. They claimed it was only for TV  cussing:  This turns out to be bollix as 2 of my neighbours have virgin broadband  cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: Broadband decision
Post by: Barman on January 21, 2011, 10:09:15 AM
Oh did you...?  whistle:
Title: Re: Broadband decision
Post by: Nick on January 21, 2011, 10:09:52 AM
Mong  evil:
Title: Re: Broadband decision
Post by: Barman on January 21, 2011, 10:10:49 AM
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Title: Re: Broadband decision
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 21, 2011, 01:36:50 PM
Well, today's the day. WHat can possibly go wrong?  scared2:

Our headline tonight. Today's complete collapse of the internet has been linked to Nick getting his broadband set up. In a press conference representatives from the main ISP's said that lessons should have been been learned following reports of his past experiences

Title: Re: Broadband decision
Post by: Barman on January 23, 2011, 08:50:42 PM
I've been upgraded like...  cloud9:

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Title: Re: Broadband decision
Post by: apc2010 on January 23, 2011, 08:55:21 PM
I've been upgraded like...  cloud9:

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is this the rumoured freebie ?????  if so when???
Title: Re: Broadband decision
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 23, 2011, 09:52:26 PM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.speedtest.net%2Fresult%2F1124667177.png&hash=00c28bcb9f40c4f70feec060443392a2e72ed547) (http://www.speedtest.net)

Title: Re: Broadband decision
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 23, 2011, 09:59:28 PM
Oh dear ....we are going to get into My Ping is bigger than yours again aren't we  noooo:
Title: Re: Broadband decision
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 23, 2011, 10:10:31 PM
If I was going to do that I'd be talking my flatmate in to switching to BT and getting on to the new high speed fibre optiic test being run in the area later on in the year.  whistle:
Title: Re: Broadband decision
Post by: Barman on January 24, 2011, 06:14:40 AM
Oh dear ....we are going to get into My Ping is bigger than yours again aren't we  noooo:

Smaller dear, a smaller ping is better...  ::)
Title: Re: Broadband decision
Post by: Barman on January 24, 2011, 06:17:20 AM
I've been upgraded like...  cloud9:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.speedtest.net%2Fresult%2F1124601564.png&hash=c670625deabebf7a0e5ca95b5519ac2f1a65c098) (http://www.speedtest.net)


is this the rumoured freebie ?????  if so when???

Yes, I just noticed last night that it had got fasterer....  cloud9:
Title: Re: Broadband decision
Post by: Snoopy on January 24, 2011, 06:54:11 AM
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Title: Re: Broadband decision
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 24, 2011, 09:31:26 AM
Oh dear ....we are going to get into My Ping is bigger than yours again aren't we  noooo:
Indeed, ping-waving is so juvenile.  noooo:
Title: Re: Broadband decision
Post by: Snoopy on January 24, 2011, 09:40:00 AM
Oh dear ....we are going to get into My Ping is bigger than yours again aren't we  noooo:
Indeed, ping-waving is so juvenile.  noooo:

But the speed of my download does sooooooooo p*ss off BM  ;)
Title: Re: Broadband decision
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 24, 2011, 07:34:34 PM
On the karmic scale that more than balances out being juvenile Snoop  lol:
Title: Re: Broadband decision
Post by: Barman on January 24, 2011, 08:20:54 PM
Oh dear ....we are going to get into My Ping is bigger than yours again aren't we  noooo:
Indeed, ping-waving is so juvenile.  noooo:

But the speed of my download does sooooooooo p*ss off BM  ;)

Akchoowly, given my faster upload and lower ping mine is prolly the betterer....  cloud9:
Title: Re: Broadband decision
Post by: Snoopy on January 24, 2011, 08:29:03 PM
Curses! Foiled Again!

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Title: Re: Broadband decision
Post by: Barman on January 24, 2011, 08:32:39 PM
Curses! Foiled Again!

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Title: Re: Broadband decision
Post by: Nick on January 25, 2011, 11:13:13 AM
BT just called asking if I wanted a Broadband account.

I patiently explained that I had one but needed it to be transferred from Nick Towers 1  Banghead

They have no record of me ever having an account there  Banghead Banghead

I pointed out that without an account I could not be receiving their e mails on my btinternet.com account  cussing:

SIlence  Banghead

They are now setting up a new account for me  cussing:
Title: Re: Broadband decision
Post by: Barman on January 25, 2011, 11:37:37 AM
gubbed@btinternet.com

 point:
Title: Re: Broadband decision
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 25, 2011, 11:39:22 AM
SIL transferred from Tiscali to BT last year. All the stuff arrived and fair enough it was easy to set up and all worked.

Nephew wanted to use this 'BT Fon' service where you can use other folks broadband when he is away, and looked up how to do it. He needed some password and account details.

A phone call to “Jenny”
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told him to log in and use the information in the Welcome e-mail.

It turns out this was sent to the xxx@btinternet.com e-mail, which they couldn’t access because the e-mail contained the login code to retrieve the e-mail.

“Jenny” just gave a out a new password so they could log in and get the information on how to log in.

Again, to be fair, he says the BT Fon thing works very well on his travels.

Title: Re: Broadband decision
Post by: Barman on January 25, 2011, 11:43:02 AM
[serious]

SIL transferred from Tiscali to BT last year. All the stuff arrived and fair enough it was easy to set up and all worked.

Nephew wanted to use this 'BT Fon' service where you can use other folks broadband when he is away, and looked up how to do it. He needed some password and account details.

A phone call to “Jenny”
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcomps.fotosearch.com%2Fcomp%2FUPC%2FUPC001%2Findian-woman-traditional_%7Ecmn03001.jpg&hash=c0b55dd257f0a81ed19a6d72f1fa31fe728d8295)
told him to log in and use the information in the Welcome e-mail.

It turns out this was sent to the xxx@btinternet.com e-mail, which they couldn’t access because the e-mail contained the login code to retrieve the e-mail.

“Jenny” just gave a out a new password so they could log in and get the information on how to log in.

Again, to be fair, he says the BT Fon thing works very well on his travels.

[/serious]

Fixed that for you Darwin... to save anybody else searching through it like...  ;)
Title: Re: Broadband decision
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 25, 2011, 11:47:42 AM
[serious]

SIL transferred from Tiscali to BT last year. All the stuff arrived and fair enough it was easy to set up and all worked.

Nephew wanted to use this 'BT Fon' service where you can use other folks broadband when he is away, and looked up how to do it. He needed some password and account details.

A phone call to “Jenny”
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcomps.fotosearch.com%2Fcomp%2FUPC%2FUPC001%2Findian-woman-traditional_%7Ecmn03001.jpg&hash=c0b55dd257f0a81ed19a6d72f1fa31fe728d8295)
told him to log in and use the information in the Welcome e-mail.

It turns out this was sent to the xxx@btinternet.com e-mail, which they couldn’t access because the e-mail contained the login code to retrieve the e-mail.

“Jenny” just gave a out a new password so they could log in and get the information on how to log in.

Again, to be fair, he says the BT Fon thing works very well on his travels.

[/serious]

Fixed that for you Darwin... to save anybody else searching through it like...  ;)

Thank you BM.

I sometimes need reminding just how shallow I really am.  redface:
Title: Re: Broadband decision
Post by: Barman on January 25, 2011, 11:51:46 AM
[serious]

SIL transferred from Tiscali to BT last year. All the stuff arrived and fair enough it was easy to set up and all worked.

Nephew wanted to use this 'BT Fon' service where you can use other folks broadband when he is away, and looked up how to do it. He needed some password and account details.

A phone call to “Jenny”
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcomps.fotosearch.com%2Fcomp%2FUPC%2FUPC001%2Findian-woman-traditional_%7Ecmn03001.jpg&hash=c0b55dd257f0a81ed19a6d72f1fa31fe728d8295)
told him to log in and use the information in the Welcome e-mail.

It turns out this was sent to the xxx@btinternet.com e-mail, which they couldn’t access because the e-mail contained the login code to retrieve the e-mail.

“Jenny” just gave a out a new password so they could log in and get the information on how to log in.

Again, to be fair, he says the BT Fon thing works very well on his travels.

[/serious]

Fixed that for you Darwin... to save anybody else searching through it like...  ;)

Thank you BM.

I sometimes need reminding just how shallow I really am.  redface:

 ;D
Title: Re: Broadband decision
Post by: Pirate on January 25, 2011, 09:33:29 PM
I like a nice Indian
Title: Re: Broadband decision
Post by: Nick on January 25, 2011, 10:03:44 PM
I have to meet an Indian laydee tomorrow. Her name is Dimple  whacky115
Title: Re: Broadband decision
Post by: Snoopy on January 26, 2011, 08:35:05 AM
I have to meet an Indian laydee tomorrow. Her name is Dimple  whacky115


See if she can resolve your internet connection problems  whistle:
Title: Re: Broadband decision
Post by: Barman on January 26, 2011, 08:38:28 AM
If tomorrow is today is he meeting her at the race course do you think...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Broadband decision
Post by: Snoopy on January 26, 2011, 08:47:11 AM
If tomorrow is today is he meeting her at the race course do you think...?  rubschin:

That would be favourite  ;)
Title: Re: Broadband decision
Post by: Barman on January 26, 2011, 08:52:25 AM
If tomorrow is today is he meeting her at the race course do you think...?  rubschin:

That would be favourite  ;)

 drumroll:  ;D
Title: Re: Broadband decision
Post by: Nick on January 26, 2011, 09:16:39 AM
I am talking to Dimple about Injun wine  whacky115
Title: Re: Broadband decision
Post by: Snoopy on January 26, 2011, 09:22:17 AM
TBH we had guessed that but it wasn't as funny ~ particularly as you posted the information in the Broadband decision thread.
Title: Re: Broadband decision
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 26, 2011, 10:21:55 AM
I am talking to Dimple about Injun wine  whacky115

In my experience, Injuns are very partial to Scottish wine.
Title: Re: Broadband decision
Post by: Barman on January 26, 2011, 12:23:04 PM
I am talking to Dimple about Injun wine  whacky115

In my experience, Injuns are very partial to Scottish wine.

Fire water they call it...
Title: Re: Broadband decision
Post by: Nick on January 26, 2011, 06:02:46 PM
Dimple was quite  eyes:

She gave me a bottle of champagne she had made herself  cloud9:
Title: Re: Broadband decision
Post by: Barman on January 26, 2011, 06:40:05 PM
Dimple was quite  eyes:

She gave me a bottle of champagne she had made herself  cloud9:

 eeek:
Title: Re: Broadband decision
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 26, 2011, 06:42:55 PM
Is that made or passed?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Broadband decision
Post by: Snoopy on January 26, 2011, 09:04:00 PM
Ooohh > Pedantry alert.

"Champagne Style" Sparkling Wine surely .... unless it comes from the approved and protected Champagne region of course.
Title: Re: Broadband decision
Post by: Nick on January 26, 2011, 09:14:08 PM
 redface:
Title: Re: Broadband decision
Post by: Barman on January 27, 2011, 06:15:16 AM
redface:

Tsk, tsk...  noooo:
Title: Re: Broadband decision
Post by: Nick on January 27, 2011, 08:27:20 AM
BM thinks champagne comes from Lidl  noooo:
Title: Re: Broadband decision
Post by: Barman on January 27, 2011, 08:29:57 AM
BM thinks champagne comes from Lidl  noooo:

Lidl champagne comes from Lidl....
Title: Re: Broadband decision
Post by: Barman on January 31, 2011, 09:34:28 AM
Shall I close this thread now... or give it a day or two to see if it breaks/burns the house down, etc? Shrugs:
Title: Re: Broadband decision
Post by: Nick on January 31, 2011, 09:37:30 AM
If you wish. What can possibly go wrong?
Title: Re: Broadband decision
Post by: Snoopy on January 31, 2011, 09:46:54 AM
Do I detect a note of resignation in the tone of that post?
Title: Re: Broadband decision
Post by: Barman on January 31, 2011, 09:55:48 AM
Do I detect a note of resignation in the tone of that post?

 lol: lol: lol:

I did too Snoops... I give it a week max....  whistle:
Title: Re: Broadband decision
Post by: Snoopy on January 31, 2011, 10:16:44 AM
I think that's what I like most about Nick .... His unfailing optimism  ;D
Title: Re: Broadband decision
Post by: Barman on January 31, 2011, 10:46:41 AM
I think that's what I like most about Nick .... His unfailing optimism  ;D

The thing I like mostest about him is... um.... err... give me a minute....  rubschin:
Title: Re: Broadband decision
Post by: Nick on January 31, 2011, 01:22:16 PM
Is it possible, theoretically like, that a Broadband base station might, in theory, scramble your TV picture and make everyone on the news sound like Donald Duck, like?
Title: Re: Broadband decision
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 31, 2011, 01:39:23 PM
Is it possible, theoretically like, that a Broadband base station might, in theory, scramble your TV

Did you hang your wig on it?

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Title: Re: Broadband decision
Post by: Barman on January 31, 2011, 02:16:39 PM
Is it possible, theoretically like, that a Broadband base station might, in theory, scramble your TV picture and make everyone on the news sound like Donald Duck, like?

Yes... how close is it like...?












Lucky I didn't close this thread...  ::)
Title: Re: Broadband decision
Post by: Nick on January 31, 2011, 02:18:04 PM
If I put the base station in the middle of my kitchen floor the interference stops. But then I fall over it  noooo:
Title: Re: Broadband decision
Post by: Barman on January 31, 2011, 02:18:41 PM
If I put the base station in the middle of my kitchen floor the interference stops. But then I fall over it  noooo:

Move the telly or the base station then...  ::)
Title: Re: Broadband decision
Post by: Nick on January 31, 2011, 02:19:40 PM
I have moved the base station you big mong. I told you. Middle of the kitchen floor  ::)
Title: Re: Broadband decision
Post by: Barman on January 31, 2011, 02:21:10 PM
I have moved the base station you big mong. I told you. Middle of the kitchen floor  ::)

Fuck you, trip over it then... see if I care...  ::)
Title: Re: Broadband decision
Post by: Nick on January 31, 2011, 02:22:05 PM
 sad32:
Title: Re: Broadband decision
Post by: Barman on January 31, 2011, 02:22:57 PM
 point:
Title: Re: Broadband decision
Post by: Snoopy on January 31, 2011, 02:25:23 PM
My router is sort of connected to my TV because I have the type of TV that can be used as a PC monitor as well as a TV, although not simultaneously obviously. The same router, connected to the PC by ethernet cable, also serves as a wireless router for the rest of the house. It sits on a shelf above the TV which is also connected to a Freeview decoder/recorder and a DVD player that sit on a shelf below the router.
I have no truck with BT and use another telephone service provider. The router is Netgear. angel1
Title: Re: Broadband decision
Post by: Nick on January 31, 2011, 02:27:16 PM
 Angry9:
Title: Re: Broadband decision
Post by: Snoopy on January 31, 2011, 02:30:23 PM
If you contact BT they will prolly try to sell you their TV/Broadband package but with persistence you ought to be able to get them to sort the problem at no extra cost.
Title: Re: Broadband decision
Post by: Nick on January 31, 2011, 02:36:21 PM
Have you ever tried calling BT "Customer Service"? HAVE YOU??

Pah  Banghead
Title: Re: Broadband decision
Post by: Barman on January 31, 2011, 02:39:19 PM
Plug it in somewhere else like... another room...  ::)
Title: Re: Broadband decision
Post by: Nick on January 31, 2011, 02:48:47 PM
The phone point is next to the telly you big mong  Angry9:
Title: Re: Broadband decision
Post by: Snoopy on January 31, 2011, 02:54:26 PM
Extension cable then


And yes I have tried calling BT help(less) desk.

The trick is that every time you get options just keep banging away at the 0 button and eventually they connect you to a human. I find about 10 to a dozen taps on the 0 button is enough.
Title: Re: Broadband decision
Post by: Nick on January 31, 2011, 02:56:03 PM
I could drill a hole through the wall like  rubschin:
Title: Re: Broadband decision
Post by: Snoopy on January 31, 2011, 03:02:06 PM
Easy enough if it is a "stud" wall but not so simple if it is one of the original brick jobs.

Try an extension cable first ~ they are cheap enough to buy and see if you can place the router somewhere else in the room with improved results.

If you go for the drilling option then you'll need the extension cable anyway.





PS That is a phone extension cable BTW.




PPS I have a number of them spare, I could post you one.
Title: Re: Broadband decision
Post by: Barman on January 31, 2011, 03:08:23 PM
I could drill a hole through the wall like  rubschin:

If you have another socket in another room just plug the router in there you big oaf....  Banghead
Title: Re: Broadband decision
Post by: Snoopy on January 31, 2011, 03:11:45 PM
I suspect he has only one telephone socket BM ~ like most flats  whistle:
Title: Re: Broadband decision
Post by: Barman on January 31, 2011, 03:17:32 PM
I suspect he has only one telephone socket BM ~ like most flats  whistle:

What would be the point of drilling a hole in the wall then? Shrugs:
Title: Re: Broadband decision
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 31, 2011, 03:39:20 PM
Easy enough if it is a "stud" wall

Is that one on which ladies like to sit?


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Title: Re: Broadband decision
Post by: Nick on January 31, 2011, 03:45:35 PM
I suspect he has only one telephone socket BM ~ like most flats  whistle:

What would be the point of drilling a hole in the wall then? Shrugs:

To move the router to another room you big mong  Banghead
Title: Re: Broadband decision
Post by: Barman on January 31, 2011, 07:52:30 PM
I suspect he has only one telephone socket BM ~ like most flats  whistle:

What would be the point of drilling a hole in the wall then? Shrugs:

To move the router to another room you big mong  Banghead

Why didn't you just say so...?  ::)
Title: Re: Broadband decision
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 31, 2011, 08:08:32 PM
Shall I close this thread now... or give it a day or two to see if it breaks/burns the house down, etc? Shrugs:

In a day or two this thread may be all thats left of t'interweb..  eeek:
Title: Re: Broadband decision
Post by: Barman on January 31, 2011, 08:09:29 PM
Shall I close this thread now... or give it a day or two to see if it breaks/burns the house down, etc? Shrugs:

In a day or two this thread may be all thats left of t'interweb..  eeek:

Print it all out - quickly like!  cussing:
Title: Re: Broadband decision
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 31, 2011, 08:23:22 PM
I suspect he has only one telephone socket BM ~ like most flats  whistle:

What would be the point of drilling a hole in the wall then? Shrugs:

To move the router to another room you big mong  Banghead

Another option could be a powerline adaptor. These use the electrical wiring around the home to create a hardwire network connection. In theory as long as they are on the same circuit you could run the cable from the phone line to one adaptor and then run the network cable from the other adaptor to the router.



What's the worst that could happen?  whistle:
Title: Re: Broadband decision
Post by: Barman on January 31, 2011, 08:28:45 PM
I suspect he has only one telephone socket BM ~ like most flats  whistle:

What would be the point of drilling a hole in the wall then? Shrugs:

To move the router to another room you big mong  Banghead

Another option could be a powerline adaptor. These use the electrical wiring around the home to create a hardwire network connection. In theory as long as they are on the same circuit you could run the cable from the phone line to one adaptor and then run the network cable from the other adaptor to the router.



What's the worst that could happen?  whistle:

But the phone socket is next to the telly....  ::)
Title: Re: Broadband decision
Post by: Just One More on January 31, 2011, 09:55:37 PM
I could drill a hole through the wall like  rubschin:

What could possibly go wrong  rubschin:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXdFsU4Gcfk
Title: Re: Broadband decision
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on January 31, 2011, 10:05:31 PM
 happy001
Title: Re: Broadband decision
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 31, 2011, 10:08:10 PM
I suspect he has only one telephone socket BM ~ like most flats  whistle:

What would be the point of drilling a hole in the wall then? Shrugs:

To move the router to another room you big mong  Banghead

Another option could be a powerline adaptor. These use the electrical wiring around the home to create a hardwire network connection. In theory as long as they are on the same circuit you could run the cable from the phone line to one adaptor and then run the network cable from the other adaptor to the router.



What's the worst that could happen?  whistle:

But the phone socket is next to the telly....  ::)

Yes but this could allow Nick to move the router away from the TV without having a wire trailing everywhere.....





either that or start the Great Fire of Nottingham  whistle:
Title: Re: Broadband decision
Post by: Barman on February 01, 2011, 06:12:44 AM
I could drill a hole through the wall like  rubschin:

What could possibly go wrong  rubschin:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXdFsU4Gcfk

 ;D Excellent!

Although it did remind me of the dentist...  evil:
Title: Re: Broadband decision
Post by: Barman on February 01, 2011, 06:14:02 AM
I suspect he has only one telephone socket BM ~ like most flats  whistle:

What would be the point of drilling a hole in the wall then? Shrugs:

To move the router to another room you big mong  Banghead

Another option could be a powerline adaptor. These use the electrical wiring around the home to create a hardwire network connection. In theory as long as they are on the same circuit you could run the cable from the phone line to one adaptor and then run the network cable from the other adaptor to the router.



What's the worst that could happen?  whistle:

But the phone socket is next to the telly....  ::)

Yes but this could allow Nick to move the router away from the TV without having a wire trailing everywhere.....





either that or start the Great Fire of Nottingham  whistle:

But he could do that with a telephone extension lead...

A Home Plug or Powerline adaptor only allows him to move the PC away from the router...
Title: Re: Broadband decision
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 01, 2011, 08:36:38 AM
He should just move house - Simples  lol:
Title: Re: Broadband decision
Post by: Barman on February 01, 2011, 09:06:07 AM
He should just move house - Simples  lol:

Brilliant!  happ096

To London like...  whistle:
Title: Re: Broadband decision
Post by: Nick on February 01, 2011, 09:07:38 AM
Ahem  evil:
Title: Re: Broadband decision
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 01, 2011, 09:34:28 AM
He should just move house - Simples  lol:

Brilliant!  happ096

To London like...  whistle:

Oh noes ...I thought he was going to come and live with you . To keep you company like  whistle:
Title: Re: Broadband decision
Post by: Nick on February 01, 2011, 09:39:35 AM
I could bring my Fray Bentos collection  angel1
Title: Re: Broadband decision
Post by: Snoopy on February 01, 2011, 09:40:43 AM
He should just move house - Simples  lol:

Brilliant!  happ096

To London like...  whistle:

Oh noes ...I thought he was going to come and live with you . To keep you company like  whistle:


But we plan to move back to England in about three years time .... Nick, I was hoping, would be my 'on the spot' adviser on schools, colleges, suitable residential areas, property prices, broadband availability etc in Middle England like.

What could possibly go wrong?  whistle:
Title: Re: Broadband decision
Post by: Nick on February 01, 2011, 09:43:19 AM
I shall start to make an list  angel1
Title: Re: Broadband decision
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 01, 2011, 09:43:43 AM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ngs.noaa.gov%2FGRD%2FGPS%2FProjects%2FCB%2FSUBSIDENCE%2Fsubsidence.gif&hash=d0e27e28a97282e79666da8fe25fc389d60b812b)
Title: Re: Broadband decision
Post by: Barman on February 01, 2011, 10:40:00 AM
He should just move house - Simples  lol:

Brilliant!  happ096

To London like...  whistle:

Oh noes ...I thought he was going to come and live with you . To keep you company like  whistle:

Oh noes...  noooo:
Title: Re: Broadband decision
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 05, 2011, 08:37:39 AM
He should just move house - Simples  lol:

Brilliant!  happ096

To London like...  whistle:

Oh noes ...I thought he was going to come and live with you . To keep you company like  whistle:

Ye gods Miss D, can you imagine what would happen with the pair of them in close proximity?  eeek:

It would be the end of civilisation as we know it...  scared2:
Title: Re: Broadband decision
Post by: Barman on February 05, 2011, 01:24:11 PM
He should just move house - Simples  lol:

Brilliant!  happ096

To London like...  whistle:

Oh noes ...I thought he was going to come and live with you . To keep you company like  whistle:

Ye gods Miss D, can you imagine what would happen with the pair of them in close proximity?  eeek:

It would be the end of civilisation as we know it...  scared2:

We'd spontaneously combust!  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Broadband decision
Post by: Bar Wench on February 06, 2011, 07:50:31 PM
He should just move house - Simples  lol:

Brilliant!  happ096

To London like...  whistle:

Oh noes ...I thought he was going to come and live with you . To keep you company like  whistle:

Ye gods Miss D, can you imagine what would happen with the pair of them in close proximity?  eeek:

It would be the end of civilisation as we know it...  scared2:

We'd spontaneously combust!  eveilgrin:

That is a bit messy though! Couldn't you just gas yourselves or something?
Title: Re: Broadband decision
Post by: Barman on February 06, 2011, 07:55:44 PM
He should just move house - Simples  lol:

Brilliant!  happ096

To London like...  whistle:

Oh noes ...I thought he was going to come and live with you . To keep you company like  whistle:

Ye gods Miss D, can you imagine what would happen with the pair of them in close proximity?  eeek:

It would be the end of civilisation as we know it...  scared2:

We'd spontaneously combust!  eveilgrin:

That is a bit messy though! Couldn't you just gas yourselves or something?

I invoke Godwin's law and pronounce this thread closed....  whistle:
Title: Re: Broadband decision
Post by: Nick on February 06, 2011, 07:59:51 PM
BANG!