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Title: Stretch Limousines
Post by: Nick on July 20, 2007, 11:44:21 AM
Where did this daft fad start.

Some vast pink bugger has just gone past the house full of screaming female Scallys (all about 16)

http://www.jetset-limousines.com/limousinesthefleet-22.php (http://www.jetset-limousines.com/limousinesthefleet-22.php)

WHy?

Title: Re: Stretch Limousines
Post by: Snoopy on July 20, 2007, 11:46:47 AM
Quote from: Nick on July 20, 2007, 11:44:21 AM
Where did this daft fad start.

Some vast pink bugger has just gone past the house full of screaming female Scallys (all about 16)

http://www.jetset-limousines.com/limousinesthefleet-22.php (http://www.jetset-limousines.com/limousinesthefleet-22.php)

WHy?



I think you just answered your own question ~ put simply a fool and his money are soon parted. Someone will always be willing to help the fool.
 
full of screaming female Scallys (all about 16)
Title: Re: Stretch Limousines
Post by: Nick on July 20, 2007, 11:47:48 AM
Should that be Scallies?

They are all eating ice cream now and screaming at the same time. Not pretty evil:
Title: Re: Stretch Limousines
Post by: Snoopy on July 20, 2007, 11:53:30 AM
Her indoors has just reminded me that there was recently a comp being run by an Insurance Company and the prize was that you and your friends would get to feature in their new ad. Perhaps you have seen the prize winner and her friends
The Company? ~ Need you ask?
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.sheilaswheels.com%2Fpics%2Fhome_page_car.jpg&hash=1641ad9179f52a3c1a86557aacf9a6e6414714b3)


BTW for those that don't know Sheila's Wheels are not an Australian Company and do not sell insurance in Australia. They are, in fact, part of the ESURE group.
Title: Re: Stretch Limousines
Post by: Bar Wench on July 20, 2007, 11:54:50 AM
For bonza car insurance deals
Girls get onto Sheila's Wheels
Title: Re: Stretch Limousines
Post by: Nick on July 20, 2007, 11:59:00 AM
Quote from: Bar Wench on July 20, 2007, 11:54:50 AM
For bonza car insurance deals
Girls get onto Sheila's Wheels

 eeek:
Title: Re: Stretch Limousines
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 20, 2007, 12:04:07 PM
My two children went on the 'Year 6 Leavers Trip' Wednesday. The school hired two of these:


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.bookahummer.co.uk%2Fart4%2Fwhitestretch_exterior2.jpg&hash=6f7a57687b4cfba12731eb1add16ab3263236d31)

The trip was to Adventureland in Southend-on-Sea.

No sneering please ~ they had a great time.

(One of the Hummers broke down on way  ;D)
Title: Re: Stretch Limousines
Post by: Nick on July 20, 2007, 12:07:39 PM
That looks like it, except it was PINK, had a Ford badge on it and sounded like a bus.
Title: Re: Stretch Limousines
Post by: Pastis on July 20, 2007, 12:28:18 PM
Quote
Pt Cruiser Pink Limo... a real eye catching beauty! The only pink PT Cruiser in Europe, perfect for girls night,  proms or hen nights.

This pink limousines provides true luxury transportation for proms, and hen nights, or any other occasion.

Seating Capacity:  Up to 8 passengers

Cargo Space:  2  Large Bags   happy001

Amenities:  TV/VCR, CD player, privacy window divider, custom lighting, moon-roof, and intercom. Also available, a complimentary wet "well" bar

And WTFs a "moon-roof"   confused: ... and a wet "well" bar? Is there one in The Snug?

Title: Re: Stretch Limousines
Post by: Nick on July 20, 2007, 12:29:21 PM
I think we can draw our own conclusions about bottom poking and vomit eeek:
Title: Re: Stretch Limousines
Post by: Pastis on July 20, 2007, 12:39:26 PM
 eeek:
Wouldn't that be physically rather difficult, err... to "moon" through the roof  redface:

You'd have to be upside down... or in zero gravity possibly
Title: Re: Stretch Limousines
Post by: Nick on July 20, 2007, 12:40:30 PM
They are young and agile. Unlike you I imagine
Title: Re: Stretch Limousines
Post by: Pastis on July 20, 2007, 12:43:05 PM
True  redface:
Title: Re: Stretch Limousines
Post by: Snoopy on July 20, 2007, 12:59:16 PM
I blame the parents and Premier Division Footballers
Title: Re: Stretch Limousines
Post by: Nick on July 20, 2007, 01:00:08 PM
We have an infestation of the latter roundabouts here surrender:
Title: Re: Stretch Limousines
Post by: Snoopy on July 20, 2007, 01:02:25 PM
The Prosecution Rests.









Now I must go to the hosp!
Title: Re: Stretch Limousines
Post by: Nick on July 20, 2007, 01:13:10 PM
In  a limo?

Praps not. I really should do some work!
Title: Re: Stretch Limousines
Post by: Barman on July 20, 2007, 04:17:28 PM
I?m guessing that they must get puked in just about every day ? how do they control the smell?

Coincidentally, I read an article in the paper today about all the limos here being seized.

Quote from: Cyprus Weekly
Limousine hire firms say they?re on the verge of ruin as police have begun seizing their vehicles for breaking laws that don?t even exist.

"We?ve invested hundreds of thousands into this business and they?re shutting us down?I have five drivers and I?m going to have to fire them," said Savvas Stavrides, owner of Limassol-based Cyprus Limousines.

Source (http://www.cyprusweekly.com.cy/default.aspx?LocalNewsID=113)

 happy001
Title: Re: Stretch Limousines
Post by: Snoopy on July 20, 2007, 05:36:29 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 20, 2007, 04:17:28 PM
I?m guessing that they must get puked in just about every day ? how do they control the smell?

Coincidentally, I read an article in the paper today about all the limos here being seized.

Quote from: Cyprus Weekly
Limousine hire firms say they?re on the verge of ruin as police have begun seizing their vehicles for breaking laws that don?t even exist.

"We?ve invested hundreds of thousands into this business and they?re shutting us down?I have five drivers and I?m going to have to fire them," said Savvas Stavrides, owner of Limassol-based Cyprus Limousines.

Source (http://www.cyprusweekly.com.cy/default.aspx?LocalNewsID=113)

 happy001


Good to see that the UK isn't alone in the stupidity of its laws and their enforcers.
Title: Re: Stretch Limousines
Post by: Barman on July 20, 2007, 05:43:39 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on July 20, 2007, 05:36:29 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 20, 2007, 04:17:28 PM
I?m guessing that they must get puked in just about every day ? how do they control the smell?

Coincidentally, I read an article in the paper today about all the limos here being seized.

Quote from: Cyprus Weekly
Limousine hire firms say they?re on the verge of ruin as police have begun seizing their vehicles for breaking laws that don?t even exist.

"We?ve invested hundreds of thousands into this business and they?re shutting us down?I have five drivers and I?m going to have to fire them," said Savvas Stavrides, owner of Limassol-based Cyprus Limousines.

Source (http://www.cyprusweekly.com.cy/default.aspx?LocalNewsID=113)

 happy001


Good to see that the UK isn't alone in the stupidity of its laws and their enforcers.
Indeed...  noooo:
Title: Re: Stretch Limousines
Post by: Misunderstood on July 20, 2007, 10:32:39 PM
Those stretched hummers...  How on earth do they manage a three-point turn?

Or deal with most petrol station forecourts - mini roundabouts - late amber lights  eeek: or just parking spaces?

Are they front wheel drive - or do they have a 50 foot prop shaft?

Is there a 2 minute difference between having an empty fuel tank and knowing about it?

What is the point of them?  Do they straddle time zones?  or do they get commandeered as tankers on the Saudi run sometimes? 
Title: Re: Stretch Limousines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 21, 2007, 11:04:28 AM
Saw one of these low riding stretch limos trying to go over this little humpbacked bridge a while back, unfortunately it was too long to be able to manage it and went from flash executive limo to flash executive seesaw with the occupants (a bunch of boozed up chavvette slappers) standing out of the sun/moon roof looking more than a little seasick.


Funniest thing I'd seen in ages  point:
Title: Re: Stretch Limousines
Post by: Anise on July 21, 2007, 11:25:56 AM
What is the collective for a group of slags?

A limousine  lol: