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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Nick on December 21, 2010, 01:17:44 PM
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We all get them: "Best wishes from Uncle Ted, Aunt Minnie and all the kids"
WHo the fook are they????
I used to send one myself to some random stranger, often with a message like "We so look forward to lunch on Boxing Day. all 9 of us will aim to be there at about 1.00"
So, it seems that Helena Girdler has got my new address and wishes me all the best for 2011. WHo is she?? rubschin: rubschin: rubschin:
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http://www.192.com/atoz/people/girdler/helena/ whistle:
If if that's not her, perhaps someone connected with your move (Estate Agent, Mortgage Company, Bank, Another Flat Owner)
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Shrugs:
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Well who else have you given your new address to..... I assume the envelope/card did have your name on it and not just the flat address.
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Well who else have you given your new address to..... I assume the envelope/card did have your name on it and not just the flat address.
Prolly a sales manager for Tesco Online whistle:
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Well who else have you given your new address to..... I assume the envelope/card did have your name on it and not just the flat address.
It could have got passed around. SHe seems to know me. It's a mystery.
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As I recall you had a mystery card last year too .... who was that from?
(Yes I know the thread title suggests this is an annual event)
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fray bentos sales manager ..??? whistle:
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No mystery cards here yet but I have had the world's crappiest 2011 calendar noooo:
12 sheets of monthly days (2 colour print job) with a card (single colour cheapo print job) stapled to the top eeek: Mr Calendar, meet Mr Wastebin ::)
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Oooo ~ Lucky you. I haven't had a calendar yet sad24:
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I won't insult you by sending you this one ;)
I used to get quite a few; pocket style, desk diaries, and of course the ubiquitous elephant size year planner but it's dwindled in recent years. I don't know whether it's cost cutting or just me dealing with fewer companies rubschin:
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I won't insult you by sending you this one ;)
I used to get quite a few; pocket style, desk diaries, and of course the ubiquitous elephant size year planner but it's dwindled in recent years. I don't know whether it's cost cutting or just me dealing with fewer companies rubschin:
Or being less popular...? whistle:
We always get a handful of diaries, calendars and year planners dished out by The Bank of Cyprus...
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Or being less popular...? whistle:
We always get a handful of diaries, calendars and year planners dished out by The Bank of Cyprus...
Yes, less popular too prolly eveilgrin:
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I made my own angel1
Do you remember that photo of the 3 players from the Portuguese football team , all suited and booted like cloud9:. Well I added a google yearly planner to it ....slotted it all onto an A4 sheet of paper. Printed in batch orders, laminated and now on all the girlies desks in the office .
A few blokes have protested that it is sexist blah, blah blah, but I have said it conforms with the roolz as football calendars are allowed whistle:
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Very industrious lol: In your lunch hour I assume? whistle:
What nationality is Fabregas? I had a bit of a conversation about him on Saturday; some young lady declared her career intention was to be a WAG... in fact Fabregas' WAG eeek:
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He's Spanish I fink ...but i haven't seen him in a suit so can't definitely confirm lol:
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Very industrious lol: In your lunch hour I assume? whistle:
What nationality is Fabregas? I had a bit of a conversation about him on Saturday; some young lady declared her career intention was to be a WAG... in fact Fabregas' WAG eeek:
wot does WAG actually stand for ..??? rubschin:
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Wives And Girlfriends, allegedly whistle:
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yeah but should there not be something after .....................because that about covers all women( except the fat and ginger ones)..
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A few blokes have protested that it is sexist blah, blah blah, but I have said it conforms with the roolz as football calendars are allowed whistle:
The blokes are prolly to busy to find their own images, so if you would be so kind to forward these football related ones on to them whistle:
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A few blokes have protested that it is sexist blah, blah blah, but I have said it conforms with the roolz as football calendars are allowed whistle:
The blokes are prolly to busy to find their own images, so if you would be so kind to forward these football related ones on to them whistle:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3.postimage.org%2F1x7rrxjd0%2Ffootballteam.jpg&hash=cf2f33c4726886a87a4d3782f5d38888b3b576c6) (http://postimage.org/image/1x7rrxjd0/)
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I want one of those body painting jobs like... eyes:
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A few blokes have protested that it is sexist blah, blah blah, but I have said it conforms with the roolz as football calendars are allowed whistle:
The blokes are prolly to busy to find their own images, so if you would be so kind to forward these football related ones on to them whistle:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3.postimage.org%2F1x7rrxjd0%2Ffootballteam.jpg&hash=cf2f33c4726886a87a4d3782f5d38888b3b576c6) (http://postimage.org/image/1x7rrxjd0/)
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3.postimage.org%2F1x81p5mbo%2Ffootball_shirts.jpg&hash=e0268df2a3cce584d37a61b8338bd68daaaa9ec1) (http://postimage.org/image/1x81p5mbo/)
I want one of those body painting jobs like... eyes:
You'd prolly make a mess and have to rub it out whistle:
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LL gets ANOTHER new Xmas present noooo:
Do you have Polyfilla in Cyprus?
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My first attempt... whistle:
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Sorry JOM ....those pictures would not be allowed ..they would be deemed 'offensive' whistle:
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You missed a bit ::) She needs touching up
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You forgot these JOM
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You missed a bit ::) She needs touching up
It WAS my first attempt.... ::)
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Sorry JOM ....those pictures would not be allowed ..they would be deemed 'offensive' whistle:
Oh dear, I suppose that means I'll have to go looking at some more art then whistle:
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My first attempt... whistle:
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Hope you paint the mini better than that..........
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My first attempt... whistle:
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Hope you paint the mini better than that..........
No, I am going to paint her and she will rub herself all over it... eyes:
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My lovely thread sad24:
Meet sad32: Mr Gutter sad24:
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My lovely thread sad24:
Meet sad32: Mr Gutter sad24:
oh noes! We can go much lower! point:
My second effort!
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I call it 'Golden rain'.... redface:
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It's ruined sad24:
I shall have to arrange the THW's unexpected all night New Year's party at Snoopy's now, all because of you noooo:
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It's ruined sad24:
I shall have to arrange the THW's unexpected all night New Year's party at Snoopy's now, all because of you noooo:
rubschin:
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Yes. And it will be all your fault. Ask LL if you are unsure.
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Yes. And it will be all your fault. Ask LL if you are unsure.
But we are not speaking... noooo:
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Yes. And it will be all your fault. Ask LL if you are unsure.
But we are not speaking... noooo:
Now's the best time to ask her then...
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And what about her mahoosive gang of Epsom friends, mainly pensioners, who are coming by coach for a week in January? She will have to talk to you about that, unless you spring it on her eveilgrin:
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And what about her mahoosive gang of Epsom friends, mainly pensioners, who are coming by coach for a week in January? She will have to talk to you about that, unless you spring it on her eveilgrin:
noooo:
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My first attempt... whistle:
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Hope you paint her mini better than that..........
No, I am going to paint her and she will rub herself all over it... eyes:
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Very industrious lol: In your lunch hour I assume? whistle:
What nationality is Fabregas? I had a bit of a conversation about him on Saturday; some young lady declared her career intention was to be a WAG... in fact Fabregas' WAG eeek:
Deffo Spanish
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I must admit that I had been wondering what you and Mrs S did did on these long dark nights Snoops. How thoughtful of you to let me know. whistle:
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You are far too generous ;)
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I cannot recall now which eminent Edwardian author once sent postcards to 6 friends on which he wrote simply,
"FLEE, we are discovered".
One of them promptly left the country!!
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I cannot recall now which eminent Edwardian author once sent postcards to 6 friends on which he wrote simply,
"FLEE, we are discovered".
One of them promptly left the country!!
Conan Doyle, legend has it.
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I thought it was, but I wasn't certain.
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I thought it was, but I wasn't certain.
University Challenge question, mid 80's.
Strange what you remember.
Even stranger what you forget. surrender:
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I cannot recall now which eminent Edwardian author once sent postcards to 6 friends on which he wrote simply,
"FLEE, we are discovered".
One of them promptly left the country!!
Something similar happened with Nick except his said "Thanks for the invite to Christmas dinner" whistle:
No anonymous christmas cards but the admin girls bought me a Whittards coffees of the world gift set as an extra present as I'd taken such good care of them cloud9: