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Title: The Friday Comp - Harry Potter Unexpected Last Lines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 20, 2007, 01:24:42 PM: Just for Wenchy seeing as this is her special day (and yes because I did laugh at it on Mock the Week last night), the unexpected last lines in Harry Potter competiton.

I'll kick things off with

"Harry I'm going to have a baby and it's yours...................." said Professor McGonagle

Yes Friday madness has hit the office 8)

Oh yes, and at the request of Wenchy:

SNOOPY NO SPOILERS OR WENCHY WILL GET UPSET AND BRANDISH HER WAND OF SMITING[/b][/color]
Title: Re: The Friday Comp - Harry Potter Unexpected Last Lines
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 20, 2007, 01:33:36 PM: Then Harry woke up, it was all a dream.
Title: Re: The Friday Comp - Harry Potter Unexpected Last Lines
Post by: Bar Wench on July 20, 2007, 01:35:01 PM: I nearly sent you a pm demanding that you delete this thread! redface:

Excellent! lol:
Title: Re: The Friday Comp - Harry Potter Unexpected Last Lines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 20, 2007, 01:46:25 PM: I suspect you would have Wenchy if I had done the line about Harry offering to show Hermione his 'real' magic wand lol:
Title: Re: The Friday Comp - Harry Potter Unexpected Last Lines
Post by: Nick on July 20, 2007, 01:50:32 PM: Harry gives Hermione some stick!

Allegedly
Title: Re: The Friday Comp - Harry Potter Unexpected Last Lines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 20, 2007, 01:51:52 PM: "There's the snitch, right you hold him down and I'll kneecap him"
Title: Re: The Friday Comp - Harry Potter Unexpected Last Lines
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 20, 2007, 01:54:17 PM: Voldemort turned and spoke,

"Harry, I am your father"
Title: Re: The Friday Comp - Harry Potter Unexpected Last Lines
Post by: Bar Wench on July 20, 2007, 02:08:40 PM: Old one Morty baby.

Harry will not give Hermione a length he ends up with Ginny and Hermione with Ron. I refust to consider it ends up any other way.

Now are you boys going to behave yourselves in regards to HP spoilers or do I have to keep myself away from The Pub too until I've finished?
Title: Re: The Friday Comp - Harry Potter Unexpected Last Lines
Post by: Nick on July 20, 2007, 02:16:51 PM: Quote from: Bar Wench on July 20, 2007, 02:08:40 PM
Old one Morty baby.

Harry will not give Hermione a length he ends up with Ginny and Hermione with Ron. I refust to consider it ends up any other way.

Now are you boys going to behave yourselves in regards to HP spoilers or do I have to keep myself away from The Pub too until I've finished?

eeek:
Title: Re: The Friday Comp - Harry Potter Unexpected Last Lines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 20, 2007, 02:17:15 PM: Wenchy do you seriously think that any of the replies we have on here are actually going to be the last line of the book?

Harry said something, Hermione said something, Dumbledore said somet.....ah bugger it. Its the end of the series and I'm RICH!!
Title: Re: The Friday Comp - Harry Potter Unexpected Last Lines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 20, 2007, 02:28:05 PM: Quote from: Bar Wench on July 20, 2007, 02:08:40 PM
Harry will not give Hermione a length he ends up with Ginny and Hermione with Ron. I refust to consider it ends up any other way.

Its all right Hermione I can fix this.....................CLAMYDIA ERADICUS!!!
Title: Re: The Friday Comp - Harry Potter Unexpected Last Lines
Post by: Bar Wench on July 20, 2007, 02:31:10 PM: No, of course I don't! I'm not an idiot! ::)

All I am trying to say is that I am absenting myself from the vast majority of the www until I have finished it. Should I absent myself from here also? In case say, Snoopy can't control himself and starts talking about it here? evil:
Title: Re: The Friday Comp - Harry Potter Unexpected Last Lines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 20, 2007, 02:37:33 PM: Ok Wenchy, just for you I added in a subtle message for snoopy at the start of the thread point:
Title: Re: The Friday Comp - Harry Potter Unexpected Last Lines
Post by: Bar Wench on July 20, 2007, 02:41:50 PM: Crikey that takes a long time to scroll over! Thank-you though! lol:
Title: Re: The Friday Comp - Harry Potter Unexpected Last Lines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 20, 2007, 02:43:43 PM: Well at his advanced age Snoop'y eyesight isnt what it was scared:
Title: Re: The Friday Comp - Harry Potter Unexpected Last Lines
Post by: Nick on July 20, 2007, 03:31:56 PM: He is over 60 you know
drumroll:
Title: Re: The Friday Comp - Harry Potter Unexpected Last Lines
Post by: Barman on July 20, 2007, 04:19:54 PM: "Frankly my dear I don?t give a damn" would be a good ending?
Title: Re: The Friday Comp - Harry Potter Unexpected Last Lines
Post by: Berek on July 20, 2007, 04:27:04 PM: Harry steps into the road and shouts;

" FUCK ME !! A BUS !!! "
Title: Re: The Friday Comp - Harry Potter Unexpected Last Lines
Post by: Barman on July 20, 2007, 04:31:36 PM: Quote from: Berek on July 20, 2007, 04:27:04 PM
Harry steps into the road and shouts;

" FUCK ME !! A BUS !!! "
noooo:

"Fuck me a Bu-"

happy001
Title: Re: The Friday Comp - Harry Potter Unexpected Last Lines
Post by: Snoopy on July 20, 2007, 05:33:05 PM: Quote from: Bar Wench on July 20, 2007, 02:31:10 PM
No, of course I don't! I'm not an idiot! ::)

All I am trying to say is that I am absenting myself from the vast majority of the www until I have finished it. Should I absent myself from here also? In case say, Snoopy can't control himself and starts talking about it here? evil:

According to the first Mrs Snoopy I'm like a clam where information and money are concerned ~ in fact according to her the only thing I could never control was the direction my lust led me .... she claimed I'd follow it anywhere! I am embarrassed to say she was probably right redface: but yes I am now over 60 so I suppose I should consider other pastimes ~ like spoiling little girl's fun ..... but I shan't. Promise! char048
Title: Re: The Friday Comp - Harry Potter Unexpected Last Lines
Post by: Bar Wench on July 20, 2007, 05:36:13 PM: Five and a half hours to go!!!!
Title: Re: The Friday Comp - Harry Potter Unexpected Last Lines
Post by: Sour Puss on July 20, 2007, 05:40:38 PM: Don't expect much input from me over the weekend either, my copy
WILL
(or else) be with me first thing and I will not be turning on the TV or computer until I have finished it. If anyone says anything to me regarding the ending, before I get to it, they
WILL
die!!! noooo: evil:
Title: Re: The Friday Comp - Harry Potter Unexpected Last Lines
Post by: Snoopy on July 20, 2007, 05:43:32 PM: Yes ~ mine coming from Amazon too. If that Postie cocks up it'll be the last thing he does. evil:
Title: Re: The Friday Comp - Harry Potter Unexpected Last Lines
Post by: Sour Puss on July 20, 2007, 05:46:16 PM: Quote from: Snoopy on July 20, 2007, 05:43:32 PM
Yes ~ mine coming from Amazon too. If that Postie cocks up it'll be the last thing he does. evil:
scared2: What will happen if he cannot get through due to the flooding. sad24:
Title: Re: The Friday Comp - Harry Potter Unexpected Last Lines
Post by: Snoopy on July 20, 2007, 05:49:22 PM: Quote from: Pussy Galore on July 20, 2007, 05:46:16 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on July 20, 2007, 05:43:32 PM
Yes ~ mine coming from Amazon too. If that Postie cocks up it'll be the last thing he does. evil:
scared2: What will happen if he cannot get through due to the flooding. sad24:

What flooding? I live half way up a bloody mountain.
Send it by owl for all I care ~ just get it here tomorrow morning.
Title: Re: The Friday Comp - Harry Potter Unexpected Last Lines
Post by: Berek on July 20, 2007, 06:12:48 PM: Quote from: Snoopy on July 20, 2007, 05:43:32 PM
Yes ~ mine coming from Amazon too. If that Postie cocks up it'll be the last thing he does. evil:

why dont you buy it from ASDA for ?5 ??
Title: Re: The Friday Comp - Harry Potter Unexpected Last Lines
Post by: Snoopy on July 20, 2007, 06:50:41 PM: Quote from: Berek on July 20, 2007, 06:12:48 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on July 20, 2007, 05:43:32 PM
Yes ~ mine coming from Amazon too. If that Postie cocks up it'll be the last thing he does. evil:

why dont you buy it from ASDA for ?5 ??

(i) because I ordered it three months ago from Amazon
AND
(ii) because I am not going to queue in Asda to buy it.

From Amazon it is costing about ?3 more but to get it at Asda I'd spend more than that in petrol!
Title: Re: The Friday Comp - Harry Potter Unexpected Last Lines
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 20, 2007, 07:06:27 PM: Quote from: Berek on July 20, 2007, 06:12:48 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on July 20, 2007, 05:43:32 PM
Yes ~ mine coming from Amazon too. If that Postie cocks up it'll be the last thing he does. evil:

why dont you buy it from ASDA for ?5 ??

Just been talking to my ex. She's ordered her husband to be at Asda's at midnight to buy two copies. One for her and one for our daughter. ::)
Title: Re: The Friday Comp - Harry Potter Unexpected Last Lines
Post by: Nick on July 20, 2007, 07:45:45 PM: Copies of what?
Title: Re: The Friday Comp - Harry Potter Unexpected Last Lines
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 21, 2007, 07:32:35 AM: Quote from: Nick on July 20, 2007, 07:45:45 PM
Copies of what?

::)
Title: Re: The Friday Comp - Harry Potter Unexpected Last Lines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 21, 2007, 10:38:18 AM: Quote from: Barman on July 20, 2007, 04:31:36 PM
Quote from: Berek on July 20, 2007, 04:27:04 PM
Harry steps into the road and shouts;

" FUCK ME !! A BUS !!! "
noooo:

"Fuck me a Bu-"

happy001

There is a line after that:

Ron and Hermione thought it ironic that Harry had been talking about his fears of dying at the hands of Voldemort when he walked out in front of the Number 42.
Title: Re: The Friday Comp - Harry Potter Unexpected Last Lines
Post by: Snoopy on July 21, 2007, 12:26:46 PM: I now know the last line cloud9:
Title: Re: The Friday Comp - Harry Potter Unexpected Last Lines
Post by: Barman on July 21, 2007, 12:43:53 PM: Quote from: Snoopy on July 21, 2007, 12:26:46 PM
I now know the last line cloud9:
Go on then... tell us... ::)
Title: Re: The Friday Comp - Harry Potter Unexpected Last Lines
Post by: Snoopy on July 21, 2007, 01:26:30 PM: Buy a copy you cheapskate evil:

Oh all right ~ being as it's between you and me and nobody else will look ~ the last sentence is........

"All was well."
Title: Re: The Friday Comp - Harry Potter Unexpected Last Lines
Post by: Barman on July 21, 2007, 01:51:03 PM: "All was well."
happy001

That was well worth waiting for then... point:
Title: Re: The Friday Comp - Harry Potter Unexpected Last Lines
Post by: Snoopy on July 21, 2007, 02:03:49 PM: To be honest I thought it was a bit weak but the build up puts it in context and for that you do need to read the whole book.
Title: Re: The Friday Comp - Harry Potter Unexpected Last Lines
Post by: Barman on July 21, 2007, 02:08:04 PM: Quote from: Snoopy on July 21, 2007, 02:03:49 PM
To be honest I thought it was a bit weak but the build up puts it in context and for that you do need to read the whole book.
To be honest I haven’t read any of them and I’ve only seen a pirate copy of one of the films – they had a broom race… shrugs:

Taken liberty of correcting my typo. (Snoopy)
Title: Re: The Friday Comp - Harry Potter Unexpected Last Lines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 23, 2007, 10:54:06 AM: Quote from: Barman on July 21, 2007, 02:08:04 PM
To be honest I haven?t read any of them and I?ve only seen a pirate copy of one of the films ? they had a broom race? shrugs:

To be fair you should watch an official copy, after all Harry doesnt look the same with the wooden leg and the eyepatch drumroll:
Title: Re: The Friday Comp - Harry Potter Unexpected Last Lines
Post by: Bar Wench on July 23, 2007, 11:12:07 AM: Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 23, 2007, 10:54:06 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 21, 2007, 02:08:04 PM
To be honest I haven?t read any of them and I?ve only seen a pirate copy of one of the films ? they had a broom race? shrugs:

To be fair you should watch an official copy, after all Harry doesnt look the same with the wooden leg and the eyepatch drumroll:

Umm that isn't Harry it's Mad Eye Moody.
Title: Re: The Friday Comp - Harry Potter Unexpected Last Lines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 23, 2007, 11:35:22 AM: Quote from: Bar Wench on July 23, 2007, 11:12:07 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on July 23, 2007, 10:54:06 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 21, 2007, 02:08:04 PM
To be honest I haven?t read any of them and I?ve only seen a pirate copy of one of the films ? they had a broom race? shrugs:

To be fair you should watch an official copy, after all Harry doesnt look the same with the wooden leg and the eyepatch drumroll:

Umm that isn't Harry it's Mad Eye Moody.

rubschin: I thought that was Barman's nickname for you during that 'special' time of the month scared:
Title: Re: The Friday Comp - Harry Potter Unexpected Last Lines
Post by: Bar Wench on July 23, 2007, 11:36:31 AM: Nope, that is far worse. redface:
Title: Re: The Friday Comp - Harry Potter Unexpected Last Lines
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 23, 2007, 11:39:56 AM: Barman's nickname is worse? Bloody hell, given that he is the soul of understatement can we have advance warning so that we can book flights somewhere safer and quieter? scared2:

I hear the middle east is nice this time of year whistle:
Title: Re: The Friday Comp - Harry Potter Unexpected Last Lines
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 23, 2007, 06:13:14 PM: Quote from: Snoopy on July 20, 2007, 05:33:05 PM
According to the first Mrs Snoopy I'm like a clam

What, a hard case and smelling of fish? ;)
Title: Re: The Friday Comp - Harry Potter Unexpected Last Lines
Post by: Snoopy on July 23, 2007, 06:52:25 PM: Quote from: Darwins Selection on July 23, 2007, 06:13:14 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on July 20, 2007, 05:33:05 PM
According to the first Mrs Snoopy I'm like a clam

What, a hard case and smelling of fish? ;)

If a clam smells of fish DON'T eat it!