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Title: New Year Resolutions (again)
Post by: Nick on December 28, 2010, 01:15:47 PM
Nonsense as they are, it had to be done  noooo:

I am thinking of getting a new hairdo, losing some weight and taking Leg Iron's advice and going ElectroFag (fook nicotine patches).

In all of these I will surely fail (don't call me SHirley, Mr Nick)

I also have to earn some dosh somehow or face penury and a park bench. noooo:
Title: Re: New Year Resolutions (again)
Post by: Barman on December 28, 2010, 02:12:14 PM
I'm gonna get soooper-fit and run 10,000m faster than Miss D....  whistle:
Title: Re: New Year Resolutions (again)
Post by: Nick on December 28, 2010, 02:24:44 PM
Miss D will always run faster than you, and with good reason  whistle:
Title: Re: New Year Resolutions (again)
Post by: Barman on December 28, 2010, 02:26:00 PM
Miss D will always run faster than you, and with good reason  whistle:

Not if I am in peak physical condition....  eyes:
Title: Re: New Year Resolutions (again)
Post by: Nick on December 28, 2010, 02:28:54 PM
Well she has nothing to fear then  ::)
Title: Re: New Year Resolutions (again)
Post by: Barman on December 28, 2010, 02:37:12 PM
Well she has nothing to fear then  ::)

 evil:

I'll be like Billy Whiz by the end of January....  whistle:
Title: Re: New Year Resolutions (again)
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 28, 2010, 04:33:38 PM
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Well you already have the hairstyle  lol:
Title: Re: New Year Resolutions (again)
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 28, 2010, 04:55:59 PM
This from the man who drives absolutely everywhere  whistle:
Title: Re: New Year Resolutions (again)
Post by: Barman on December 28, 2010, 06:10:26 PM
This from the man who drives absolutely everywhere  whistle:

From the woman that doesn't have a car!  point:
Title: Re: New Year Resolutions (again)
Post by: Nick on December 28, 2010, 06:25:49 PM
Which is why she remains svelte.  angel1
Title: Re: New Year Resolutions (again)
Post by: Barman on December 28, 2010, 06:27:48 PM
Which is why she remains svelte.  angel1
rubschin:
Title: Re: New Year Resolutions (again)
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on January 03, 2011, 08:07:11 AM
Grand plans for 2011 AKA resolutions.

Once moved ( next Monday) I will sort out my medication, I have allowed this to slip due to all the moves and starting afresh with yet another doctor.  I tried to register as a temporary patient here. A more unhelpful group of stoopid women I have yet to meet but given the area I am moving to it might not be long.

Once I have done that I will get fitter. angel1
Title: Re: New Year Resolutions (again)
Post by: Snoopy on January 03, 2011, 08:09:43 AM
My resolution is not to tell anyone my resolutions thus avoiding  point:
Title: Re: New Year Resolutions (again)
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 03, 2011, 09:05:32 AM
Go back to the gym
Lose one and a half stone
Meet the man of my dreams
Move house to somewhere lovely
Reduce debt on my credit cards
Travel to wonderful places
Be there for my friends and family
Expand my skills at work
Have fewer arguments with The Brat


To be reviewed on Dec 31st 2011  rubschin:
Title: Re: New Year Resolutions (again)
Post by: Snoopy on January 03, 2011, 09:17:38 AM
Suggest you review weekly (weakly) ~ this list will rapidly diminish.  whistle:
Title: Re: New Year Resolutions (again)
Post by: Nick on January 03, 2011, 09:19:59 AM
I intend to be more slobbish, procrastinate more and generally behave badly  angel1
Title: Re: New Year Resolutions (again)
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 03, 2011, 09:26:17 AM
Suggest you review weekly (weakly) ~ this list will rapidly diminish.  whistle:

Oh yes ...forgot to add

- do not set unrealistic goals   lol:
Title: Re: New Year Resolutions (again)
Post by: Snoopy on January 03, 2011, 09:27:01 AM
 
I intend to be more slobbish, procrastinate more and generally behave badly  angel1

rubschin: It may prove hard to exceed the standards you have already set.
Title: Re: New Year Resolutions (again)
Post by: Pastis on January 03, 2011, 10:28:29 AM
Could someone please resolve to rid the world of Michael Booblay ?    sick2:   eveilgrin:
Title: Re: New Year Resolutions (again)
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 03, 2011, 10:43:22 AM
Is he too cheerful for you ?
Title: Re: New Year Resolutions (again)
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on January 03, 2011, 10:48:16 AM
Could someone please resolve to rid the world of Michael Booblay ?    sick2:   eveilgrin:

He lives, he has risen from the dead.  Glory be to god on the highest.  worthy: worthy:

He's a bit bloody early though, quick someone dash out and get a few Cadburys crème eggs.
Title: Re: New Year Resolutions (again)
Post by: Pastis on January 04, 2011, 02:48:28 PM
Are you confusing Resolutions with Resurrections?  whistle:
Title: Re: New Year Resolutions (again)
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 30, 2011, 03:02:39 PM
Go back to the gym
Lose one and a half stone
Meet the man of my dreams
Move house to somewhere lovely
Reduce debt on my credit cards
Travel to wonderful places
Be there for my friends and family
Expand my skills at work
Have fewer arguments with The Brat


To be reviewed on Dec 31st 2011  rubschin:

Well that went according to plan then  lol:
Title: Re: New Year Resolutions (again)
Post by: Nick on December 30, 2011, 03:04:35 PM
Make those this year's resolutions  point:
Title: Re: New Year Resolutions (again)
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 30, 2011, 03:05:56 PM
Oh noes, this year is going to be so different  noooo:
Title: Re: New Year Resolutions (again)
Post by: Nick on December 30, 2011, 03:06:46 PM
Less ambitious perhaps?  whistle:
Title: Re: New Year Resolutions (again)
Post by: Pastis on December 30, 2011, 03:08:19 PM
The only one on my list is survival   scared2:
Title: Re: New Year Resolutions (again)
Post by: Nick on December 30, 2011, 03:12:19 PM
I notice that "cut out the voddy" was not on the list  whistle:
Title: Re: New Year Resolutions (again)
Post by: apc2010 on December 30, 2011, 03:14:44 PM
Not to have a nightclub next year ............ surrender:
Title: Re: New Year Resolutions (again)
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 30, 2011, 03:15:41 PM
I notice that "cut out the voddy" was not on the list  whistle:

Why on earth would I do something that ridiculous ?  noooo:

Title: Re: New Year Resolutions (again)
Post by: Nick on December 30, 2011, 03:15:53 PM
Was "buy a nightclub" one of last year's resolutions then? whistle:
Title: Re: New Year Resolutions (again)
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 30, 2011, 03:16:20 PM
Nonsense as they are, it had to be done  noooo:

I am thinking of getting a new hairdo, losing some weight and taking Leg Iron's advice and going ElectroFag (fook nicotine patches).


How did that go for you  ?  lol:
Title: Re: New Year Resolutions (again)
Post by: apc2010 on December 30, 2011, 03:17:45 PM
Was "buy a nightclub" one of last year's resolutions then? whistle:

No seemed like a good idea .......... noooo:
Title: Re: New Year Resolutions (again)
Post by: Nick on December 30, 2011, 03:19:35 PM
Nonsense as they are, it had to be done  noooo:

I am thinking of getting a new hairdo, losing some weight and taking Leg Iron's advice and going ElectroFag (fook nicotine patches).


How did that go for you  ?  lol:

Some of my hair fell out by itself  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: New Year Resolutions (again)
Post by: Barman on December 30, 2011, 04:38:11 PM
I'm gonna get soooper-fit and run 10,000m faster than Miss D....  whistle:

 redface:
Title: Re: New Year Resolutions (again)
Post by: apc2010 on December 30, 2011, 04:51:56 PM
I'm gonna get soooper-fit and run 10m faster than Miss D....  whistle:

 redface:

 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: New Year Resolutions (again)
Post by: The Moan Ranger on December 30, 2011, 04:52:20 PM
New Year's resolution- Date more models.

Revised- Date more.

Revised again- Get a date.

Revised one last time- Stop crying whilst masturbating.
Title: Re: New Year Resolutions (again)
Post by: apc2010 on December 30, 2011, 04:54:09 PM
New Year's resolution- Date more models.

Revised- Date more.

Revised again- Get a date.

Revised one last time- Stop crying whilst masturbating.


 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: New Year Resolutions (again)
Post by: Nick on December 30, 2011, 05:00:20 PM
YOu should get MIss D round to lend you a hand (and some tissues)  :thumbsup:

She has good biceps these days
Title: Re: New Year Resolutions (again)
Post by: Snoopy on December 30, 2011, 05:28:13 PM
Like Pastis "Survival" tops my list this year.  surrender:
Title: Re: New Year Resolutions (again)
Post by: Nick on December 30, 2011, 05:31:16 PM
Is "Being shagged to death by Carol Vorderman" realistic? rubschin:

As an ambition, like?
Title: Re: New Year Resolutions (again)
Post by: Snoopy on December 30, 2011, 05:33:26 PM
Aim high!  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: New Year Resolutions (again)
Post by: Nick on December 30, 2011, 05:35:02 PM
How tall is she?  eeek:
Title: Re: New Year Resolutions (again)
Post by: Snoopy on December 30, 2011, 05:36:07 PM
I'll bet she sucks like a Dyson  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: New Year Resolutions (again)
Post by: Nick on December 30, 2011, 05:38:03 PM
 Snoopysick:
Title: Re: New Year Resolutions (again)
Post by: Snoopy on December 30, 2011, 05:39:30 PM
I can't believe I typed that ........ Sorry Laydees  redface:
Title: Re: New Year Resolutions (again)
Post by: Nick on December 30, 2011, 05:41:09 PM
Actually, mine is to get the Boy here for a weekend or more sad24:
Title: Re: New Year Resolutions (again)
Post by: Barman on December 30, 2011, 05:42:12 PM
Actually, mine is to get a boy here for a weekend or more  eyes:

Gayer:
Title: Re: New Year Resolutions (again)
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 30, 2011, 05:43:21 PM
I'll bet she sucks like a Dyson  :thumbsup:

A rollerball  rubschin:
Title: Re: New Year Resolutions (again)
Post by: apc2010 on December 30, 2011, 05:43:28 PM
Actually, mine is to get a boy here for a weekend or more  eyes:

Gayer:

Was going to to that ..............but have more taste ,,,,,,,,, whistle:
Title: Re: New Year Resolutions (again)
Post by: Barman on December 30, 2011, 05:44:20 PM
Actually, mine is to get a boy here for a weekend or more  eyes:

Gayer:

Was going to to that ..............but have more taste ,,,,,,,,, whistle:

 redface:
Title: Re: New Year Resolutions (again)
Post by: Snoopy on December 30, 2011, 05:44:35 PM
Actually, mine is to get a boy here for a weekend or more  eyes:

Gayer:

You should be made to stand in the corner for that one BM. Even Nick can be serious sometimes.  evil:
Title: Re: New Year Resolutions (again)
Post by: Barman on December 30, 2011, 05:45:16 PM
Actually, mine is to get a boy here for a weekend or more  eyes:

Gayer:

You should be made to stand in the corner for that one BM. Even Nick can be serious sometimes.  evil:

apc made me do it tho....  sad32:
Title: Re: New Year Resolutions (again)
Post by: Snoopy on December 30, 2011, 05:45:53 PM
I'll bet she sucks like a Dyson  :thumbsup:

A rollerball  rubschin:


Thanks Pet ~ I don't feel so bad for saying it now.
Title: Re: New Year Resolutions (again)
Post by: apc2010 on December 30, 2011, 05:46:32 PM
Actually, mine is to get a boy here for a weekend or more  eyes:

Gayer:

You should be made to stand in the corner for that one BM. Even Nick can be serious sometimes.  evil:

apc made me do it tho....  sad32:

I have that effect.......... redface:
Title: Re: New Year Resolutions (again)
Post by: Barman on December 30, 2011, 05:47:02 PM
Actually, mine is to get a boy here for a weekend or more  eyes:

Gayer:

You should be made to stand in the corner for that one BM. Even Nick can be serious sometimes.  evil:

apc made me do it tho....  sad32:

I have that effect.......... redface:

 point:
Title: Re: New Year Resolutions (again)
Post by: Nick on December 30, 2011, 05:47:28 PM
Actually, mine is to get a boy here for a weekend or more  eyes:

Gayer:

You can go and strangle yourself with an orange and a string bag evil:
Title: Re: New Year Resolutions (again)
Post by: Snoopy on December 30, 2011, 05:48:05 PM
Actually, mine is to get a boy here for a weekend or more  eyes:

Gayer:

You should be made to stand in the corner for that one BM. Even Nick can be serious sometimes.  evil:

apc made me do it tho....  sad32:

Oh ~ and if APC said jump off the roof I suppose you would ........ hang on tho' ~ you have form for that.
Title: Re: New Year Resolutions (again)
Post by: Barman on December 30, 2011, 05:50:08 PM
Actually, mine is to get a boy here for a weekend or more  eyes:

Gayer:

You should be made to stand in the corner for that one BM. Even Nick can be serious sometimes.  evil:

apc made me do it tho....  sad32:

Oh ~ and if APC said jump off the roof I suppose you would ........ hang on tho' ~ you have form for that.

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: New Year Resolutions (again)
Post by: apc2010 on December 30, 2011, 05:52:13 PM
He is just lucky that baldy and I helped with that gravel.......... whistle:
Title: Re: New Year Resolutions (again)
Post by: Barman on December 30, 2011, 06:58:35 PM
He is just lucky that baldy and I helped with that gravel.......... whistle:

 evil:
Title: Re: New Year Resolutions (again)
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 30, 2011, 08:29:01 PM
He is just lucky that baldy and I helped with that gravel.......... whistle:

Let me guess, you told him it would be good for a soft landing like.  whistle:
Title: Re: New Year Resolutions (again)
Post by: Just One More on January 03, 2012, 10:33:39 AM
After much deliberation, deep thought and contemplation, I've finally decided








It's going to be 1280 x 960 again  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: New Year Resolutions (again)
Post by: Nick on January 03, 2012, 10:34:35 AM
 whacky115
Title: Re: New Year Resolutions (again)
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 03, 2012, 10:37:24 AM
After much deliberation, deep thought and contemplation, I've finally decided



It's going to be 1280 x 960 again  :thumbsup:

Does she look good at that resolution ?  lol:
Title: Re: New Year Resolutions (again)
Post by: The Moan Ranger on January 04, 2012, 05:51:05 PM
My revised New Year's resolutions are:

1. Stop making lists.
B. Be more consistent.
7. Learn to count.
Title: Re: New Year Resolutions (again)
Post by: apc2010 on January 04, 2012, 05:54:32 PM
My revised New Year's resolutions are:

1. Stop making lists.
B. Be more consistent.
7. Learn to count.

 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: New Year Resolutions (again)
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on January 04, 2012, 07:01:30 PM
My revised New Year's resolutions are:

1. Stop making lists.
B. Be more consistent.
7. Learn to count.

 ;D ;D ;D

 lol: lol:

That may have to go elsewhere with me.
Title: Re: New Year Resolutions (again)
Post by: apc2010 on December 29, 2014, 06:40:42 PM
All nice n ready for this year......... Thumbs:
Title: Re: New Year Resolutions (again)
Post by: Barman on December 29, 2014, 06:43:34 PM
 rubschin:
Title: Re: New Year Resolutions (again)
Post by: Uncle Mort on December 29, 2014, 06:44:35 PM
 rubschin: rubschin:
Title: Re: New Year Resolutions (again)
Post by: apc2010 on December 29, 2014, 06:48:23 PM
Has BM learnt to tango..... whistle:
Title: Re: New Year Resolutions (again)
Post by: Nick on December 29, 2014, 06:52:47 PM
I shall bleach my eyes
Title: Re: New Year Resolutions (again)
Post by: Barman on December 29, 2014, 06:53:33 PM
Has BM learnt to tango..... whistle:

 noooo:
Title: Re: New Year Resolutions (again)
Post by: apc2010 on December 29, 2014, 06:54:48 PM
Has BM learnt to tango..... whistle:

 noooo:

Can't afford any more dog bowls........ rubschin:
Title: Re: New Year Resolutions (again)
Post by: Barman on December 29, 2014, 06:58:09 PM
Has BM learnt to tango..... whistle:

 noooo:

Can't afford any more dog bowls........ rubschin:

Or redecorating....  evil:
Title: Re: New Year Resolutions (again)
Post by: apc2010 on December 29, 2014, 06:59:03 PM
Has BM learnt to tango..... whistle:

 noooo:

Can't afford any more dog bowls........ rubschin:

Or redecorating....  evil:

Or hats......... whistle:
Title: Re: New Year Resolutions (again)
Post by: Barman on December 29, 2014, 07:55:51 PM
Has BM learnt to tango..... whistle:

 noooo:

Can't afford any more dog bowls........ rubschin:

Or redecorating....  evil:

Or hats......... whistle:

My poor hat....  sad24:
Title: Re: New Year Resolutions (again)
Post by: apc2010 on February 25, 2015, 08:30:44 AM
My New Year's resolution is to do things quicker........... rubschin:
Title: Re: New Year Resolutions (again)
Post by: Barman on February 25, 2015, 08:33:00 AM
My New Year's resolution is to do things quicker........... rubschin:

 ;D
Title: Re: New Year Resolutions (again)
Post by: Misty on February 25, 2015, 08:18:42 PM
My New Year's resolution is to do things quicker........... rubschin:


Lucky me.  ::)
Title: Re: New Year Resolutions (again)
Post by: Nick on February 25, 2015, 08:25:22 PM
 noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: New Year Resolutions (again)
Post by: apc2010 on February 25, 2015, 08:37:07 PM
 evil:
Title: Re: New Year Resolutions (again)
Post by: Baldy on February 25, 2015, 09:31:31 PM
My New Year's resolution is to do things quicker........... rubschin:


Lucky me.  ::)

 lol: lol:
Title: Re: New Year Resolutions (again)
Post by: Barman on February 26, 2015, 07:41:24 AM
My New Year's resolution is to do things quicker........... rubschin:


Lucky me.  ::)

happy100