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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Nick on December 28, 2010, 01:15:47 PM
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Nonsense as they are, it had to be done noooo:
I am thinking of getting a new hairdo, losing some weight and taking Leg Iron's advice and going ElectroFag (fook nicotine patches).
In all of these I will surely fail (don't call me SHirley, Mr Nick)
I also have to earn some dosh somehow or face penury and a park bench. noooo:
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I'm gonna get soooper-fit and run 10,000m faster than Miss D.... whistle:
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Miss D will always run faster than you, and with good reason whistle:
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Miss D will always run faster than you, and with good reason whistle:
Not if I am in peak physical condition.... eyes:
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Well she has nothing to fear then ::)
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Well she has nothing to fear then ::)
evil:
I'll be like Billy Whiz by the end of January.... whistle:
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Well you already have the hairstyle lol:
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This from the man who drives absolutely everywhere whistle:
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This from the man who drives absolutely everywhere whistle:
From the woman that doesn't have a car! point:
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Which is why she remains svelte. angel1
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Which is why she remains svelte. angel1
rubschin:
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Grand plans for 2011 AKA resolutions.
Once moved ( next Monday) I will sort out my medication, I have allowed this to slip due to all the moves and starting afresh with yet another doctor. I tried to register as a temporary patient here. A more unhelpful group of stoopid women I have yet to meet but given the area I am moving to it might not be long.
Once I have done that I will get fitter. angel1
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My resolution is not to tell anyone my resolutions thus avoiding point:
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Go back to the gym
Lose one and a half stone
Meet the man of my dreams
Move house to somewhere lovely
Reduce debt on my credit cards
Travel to wonderful places
Be there for my friends and family
Expand my skills at work
Have fewer arguments with The Brat
To be reviewed on Dec 31st 2011 rubschin:
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Suggest you review weekly (weakly) ~ this list will rapidly diminish. whistle:
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I intend to be more slobbish, procrastinate more and generally behave badly angel1
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Suggest you review weekly (weakly) ~ this list will rapidly diminish. whistle:
Oh yes ...forgot to add
- do not set unrealistic goals lol:
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I intend to be more slobbish, procrastinate more and generally behave badly angel1
rubschin: It may prove hard to exceed the standards you have already set.
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Could someone please resolve to rid the world of Michael Booblay ? sick2: eveilgrin:
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Is he too cheerful for you ?
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Could someone please resolve to rid the world of Michael Booblay ? sick2: eveilgrin:
He lives, he has risen from the dead. Glory be to god on the highest. worthy: worthy:
He's a bit bloody early though, quick someone dash out and get a few Cadburys crème eggs.
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Are you confusing Resolutions with Resurrections? whistle:
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Go back to the gym
Lose one and a half stone
Meet the man of my dreams
Move house to somewhere lovely
Reduce debt on my credit cards
Travel to wonderful places
Be there for my friends and family
Expand my skills at work
Have fewer arguments with The Brat
To be reviewed on Dec 31st 2011 rubschin:
Well that went according to plan then lol:
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Make those this year's resolutions point:
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Oh noes, this year is going to be so different noooo:
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Less ambitious perhaps? whistle:
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The only one on my list is survival scared2:
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I notice that "cut out the voddy" was not on the list whistle:
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Not to have a nightclub next year ............ surrender:
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I notice that "cut out the voddy" was not on the list whistle:
Why on earth would I do something that ridiculous ? noooo:
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Was "buy a nightclub" one of last year's resolutions then? whistle:
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Nonsense as they are, it had to be done noooo:
I am thinking of getting a new hairdo, losing some weight and taking Leg Iron's advice and going ElectroFag (fook nicotine patches).
How did that go for you ? lol:
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Was "buy a nightclub" one of last year's resolutions then? whistle:
No seemed like a good idea .......... noooo:
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Nonsense as they are, it had to be done noooo:
I am thinking of getting a new hairdo, losing some weight and taking Leg Iron's advice and going ElectroFag (fook nicotine patches).
How did that go for you ? lol:
Some of my hair fell out by itself :thumbsup:
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I'm gonna get soooper-fit and run 10,000m faster than Miss D.... whistle:
redface:
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I'm gonna get soooper-fit and run 10m faster than Miss D.... whistle:
redface:
:thumbsup:
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New Year's resolution- Date more models.
Revised- Date more.
Revised again- Get a date.
Revised one last time- Stop crying whilst masturbating.
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New Year's resolution- Date more models.
Revised- Date more.
Revised again- Get a date.
Revised one last time- Stop crying whilst masturbating.
lol: lol: lol:
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YOu should get MIss D round to lend you a hand (and some tissues) :thumbsup:
She has good biceps these days
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Like Pastis "Survival" tops my list this year. surrender:
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Is "Being shagged to death by Carol Vorderman" realistic? rubschin:
As an ambition, like?
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Aim high! :thumbsup:
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How tall is she? eeek:
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I'll bet she sucks like a Dyson :thumbsup:
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Snoopysick:
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I can't believe I typed that ........ Sorry Laydees redface:
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Actually, mine is to get the Boy here for a weekend or more sad24:
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Actually, mine is to get a boy here for a weekend or more eyes:
Gayer:
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I'll bet she sucks like a Dyson :thumbsup:
A rollerball rubschin:
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Actually, mine is to get a boy here for a weekend or more eyes:
Gayer:
Was going to to that ..............but have more taste ,,,,,,,,, whistle:
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Actually, mine is to get a boy here for a weekend or more eyes:
Gayer:
Was going to to that ..............but have more taste ,,,,,,,,, whistle:
redface:
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Actually, mine is to get a boy here for a weekend or more eyes:
Gayer:
You should be made to stand in the corner for that one BM. Even Nick can be serious sometimes. evil:
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Actually, mine is to get a boy here for a weekend or more eyes:
Gayer:
You should be made to stand in the corner for that one BM. Even Nick can be serious sometimes. evil:
apc made me do it tho.... sad32:
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I'll bet she sucks like a Dyson :thumbsup:
A rollerball rubschin:
Thanks Pet ~ I don't feel so bad for saying it now.
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Actually, mine is to get a boy here for a weekend or more eyes:
Gayer:
You should be made to stand in the corner for that one BM. Even Nick can be serious sometimes. evil:
apc made me do it tho.... sad32:
I have that effect.......... redface:
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Actually, mine is to get a boy here for a weekend or more eyes:
Gayer:
You should be made to stand in the corner for that one BM. Even Nick can be serious sometimes. evil:
apc made me do it tho.... sad32:
I have that effect.......... redface:
point:
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Actually, mine is to get a boy here for a weekend or more eyes:
Gayer:
You can go and strangle yourself with an orange and a string bag evil:
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Actually, mine is to get a boy here for a weekend or more eyes:
Gayer:
You should be made to stand in the corner for that one BM. Even Nick can be serious sometimes. evil:
apc made me do it tho.... sad32:
Oh ~ and if APC said jump off the roof I suppose you would ........ hang on tho' ~ you have form for that.
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Actually, mine is to get a boy here for a weekend or more eyes:
Gayer:
You should be made to stand in the corner for that one BM. Even Nick can be serious sometimes. evil:
apc made me do it tho.... sad32:
Oh ~ and if APC said jump off the roof I suppose you would ........ hang on tho' ~ you have form for that.
lol: lol: lol:
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He is just lucky that baldy and I helped with that gravel.......... whistle:
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He is just lucky that baldy and I helped with that gravel.......... whistle:
evil:
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He is just lucky that baldy and I helped with that gravel.......... whistle:
Let me guess, you told him it would be good for a soft landing like. whistle:
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After much deliberation, deep thought and contemplation, I've finally decided
It's going to be 1280 x 960 again :thumbsup:
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whacky115
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After much deliberation, deep thought and contemplation, I've finally decided
It's going to be 1280 x 960 again :thumbsup:
Does she look good at that resolution ? lol:
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My revised New Year's resolutions are:
1. Stop making lists.
B. Be more consistent.
7. Learn to count.
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My revised New Year's resolutions are:
1. Stop making lists.
B. Be more consistent.
7. Learn to count.
;D ;D ;D
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My revised New Year's resolutions are:
1. Stop making lists.
B. Be more consistent.
7. Learn to count.
;D ;D ;D
lol: lol:
That may have to go elsewhere with me.
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All nice n ready for this year......... Thumbs:
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rubschin:
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rubschin: rubschin:
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Has BM learnt to tango..... whistle:
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I shall bleach my eyes
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Has BM learnt to tango..... whistle:
noooo:
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Has BM learnt to tango..... whistle:
noooo:
Can't afford any more dog bowls........ rubschin:
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Has BM learnt to tango..... whistle:
noooo:
Can't afford any more dog bowls........ rubschin:
Or redecorating.... evil:
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Has BM learnt to tango..... whistle:
noooo:
Can't afford any more dog bowls........ rubschin:
Or redecorating.... evil:
Or hats......... whistle:
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Has BM learnt to tango..... whistle:
noooo:
Can't afford any more dog bowls........ rubschin:
Or redecorating.... evil:
Or hats......... whistle:
My poor hat.... sad24:
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My New Year's resolution is to do things quicker........... rubschin:
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My New Year's resolution is to do things quicker........... rubschin:
;D
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My New Year's resolution is to do things quicker........... rubschin:
Lucky me. ::)
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noooo: noooo:
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evil:
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My New Year's resolution is to do things quicker........... rubschin:
Lucky me. ::)
lol: lol:
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My New Year's resolution is to do things quicker........... rubschin:
Lucky me. ::)
happy100