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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Nick on January 02, 2011, 04:34:20 PM
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|My great niece is pregnant. ONce she produces I shall be a Great Great Uncle surrender:
It seems she has now been in labour for 76 hours eeek:
SHe is an modern lass and prefers to do it without painkillers.
Silly sod
Where do the laydees stand on endless labour without pharmaceuticals? angel1
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I had no drugs but it was not by choice Banghead Banghead Banghead
My intention was to have as much as possible to make the experience less painful.......feckin lot of use that was sad24:
I know many women think it will have a negative impact on 'the bonding experience' - again doesn't seem to have any medical evidence to support such a thing. Like by giving a child life they feel any kind of bond to you evil:
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Why no drugs then Miss D?
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Because after being over 2 weeks overdue she was induced and then everything just happened with no time for any pain relief sad24:
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I was four weeks late and weighed 12 pounds angel1
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|My great niece is pregnant. ONce she produces I shall be a Great Great Uncle surrender:
It seems she has now been in labour for 76 hours eeek:
SHe is an modern lass and prefers to do it without painkillers.
Silly sod
Where do the laydees stand on endless labour without pharmaceuticals? angel1
So how are you related then? Which ancestor do you have in common?
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I had no drugs but it was not by choice Banghead Banghead Banghead
My intention was to have as much as possible to make the experience less painful.......feckin lot of use that was sad24:
I know many women think it will have a negative impact on 'the bonding experience' - again doesn't seem to have any medical evidence to support such a thing. Like by giving a child life they feel any kind of bond to you evil:
You seem to have bonded quite well to TB... whistle:
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happy001 happy001 happy001
The truce of Christmas is over ....the demands of the New Year have begun evil:
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happy001 happy001 happy001
The truce of Christmas is over ....the demands of the New Year have begun evil:
Oh dear... when does she go back to skool?
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Tuesday surrender:
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Tuesday surrender:
So far away... noooo:
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It seems to have popped out. My sister's son's daughter has produced a 9lb package in some sort of "Water Birth" ::)
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rubschin:
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qUITE evil: Miss D we have a new aquaphibian family branch cloud9:
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Where do the laydees stand on endless labour without pharmaceuticals? angel1
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Pethadine and a nice hot bath. angel1
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If someone was trying to shove a water melon up your bottom and had the courtesy to offer you some sort of pain relief what do you think the answer might be?
Other than to politely request that they desist obviously.
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Which reminds me... do not go on youtube and search for water melon catapult
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Oh JOM how could you? I just have to go out for a while. redface:
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Which reminds me... do not go on youtube and search for water melon catapult
Owch! eeek:
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I am not sure if it was right of my sis to post me a pic of my great niece with her fine young boobs exposed noooo:
Or of my great great niece stark nekkid eeek:
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Of course it is right. She is proud of the gerl(s).
Nekkid boobs when breast feeding are not improper .... nor are nekkid babbies.
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I am not sure if it was right of my sis to post me a pic of my great niece with her fine young boobs exposed noooo:
Or of my great great niece stark nekkid eeek:
It could have been worse. An acquaintance of mine who had a baby around the same time as me posted pictures of the placenta to us. sick2:
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Yuk yukkity yuk
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I am not sure if it was right of my sis to post me a pic of my great niece with her fine young boobs exposed noooo:
Or of my great great niece stark nekkid eeek:
It could have been worse. An acquaintance of mine who had a baby around the same time as me posted pictures of the placenta to us. sick2:
Eeeewwww!
A mate of mine cooked it when I went round for dinner one night... eeek:
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Second helpings for you?
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Second helpings for you?
I politely declined... noooo:
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You sure he wasn't offering you Polenta? whistle:
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Roast Placenta
1-3lb fresh placenta (must be no more than 3 days old)
1 onion
1 green or red pepper (green will add colour)
1 cup tomato sauce
1 sleeve saltine crackers
1 tspn bay leaves
1 tspn black pepper
1 tspn white pepper
1 clove garlic (roasted and minced)
Method
(Preheat oven to 350 degrees)
1. Chop the onion and the pepper & crush the saltines into crumbs.
2. Combine the placenta, onion, pepper, saltines, bay leaves, white and black pepper, garlic and tomato sauce.
3. Place in a loaf pan, cover then bake for one and a half hours, occasionally pouring off excess liquid.
4. Serve and enjoy!
Placenta Cocktail
Ingredients:
1/4 cup fresh, raw placenta
8oz V-8 juice
2 ice cubes
1/2 cup carrot
Method: blend at high speed for 10 seconds. Serve. A tasty thirst quencher!
Placenta Lasagne
Ingredients:
1 fresh, ground, or minced placenta, prepared as above
2 tblspns olive oil
2 sliced cloves garlic
1/2 tspn oregano
1/2 diced onion
2 tblspns tomato paste, or 1 whole tomato
Method: use a recipe for lasagne and substitute this mixture for one layer of cheese. Quickly saut� all the ingredients in olive oil. Serve. Enjoy!
Placenta Spaghetti Bolognaise
Ingredients:
1 fresh placenta, prepared as above
1 tblspn butter
1 large can tomato puree
2 cans crushed pear tomatoes
1 onion
2 cloves garlic
1 tblspn molasses
1 bay leaf
1 tblspn rosemary
1 tspn each of: salt, honey, oregano, basil, and fennel
Method:
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You sure he wasn't offering you Polenta? whistle:
Yes! evil:
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razz:
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You sure he wasn't offering you Polenta? whistle:
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