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Title: One for the laydees
Post by: Nick on January 02, 2011, 04:34:20 PM
|My great niece is pregnant. ONce she produces I shall be a Great Great Uncle  surrender:

It seems she has now been in labour for 76 hours  eeek:

SHe is an modern lass and prefers to do it without painkillers.


Silly sod


Where do the laydees stand on endless labour without pharmaceuticals?  angel1
Title: Re: One for the laydees
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 02, 2011, 04:39:49 PM
I had no drugs but it was not by choice  Banghead Banghead Banghead

My intention was to have as much as possible to make the experience less painful.......feckin lot of use that was  sad24:

I know many women think it will have a negative impact on 'the bonding experience' - again doesn't seem to have any medical evidence to support such a thing. Like by giving a child life they feel any kind of bond to you  evil:
Title: Re: One for the laydees
Post by: Nick on January 02, 2011, 04:45:56 PM
Why no drugs then Miss D?
Title: Re: One for the laydees
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 02, 2011, 04:50:41 PM
Because after being over 2 weeks overdue she was induced and then everything just happened with no time for any pain relief  sad24:
Title: Re: One for the laydees
Post by: Nick on January 02, 2011, 04:52:21 PM
I was four weeks late and weighed 12 pounds  angel1
Title: Re: One for the laydees
Post by: Snoopy on January 02, 2011, 05:41:56 PM
|My great niece is pregnant. ONce she produces I shall be a Great Great Uncle  surrender:

It seems she has now been in labour for 76 hours  eeek:

SHe is an modern lass and prefers to do it without painkillers.


Silly sod


Where do the laydees stand on endless labour without pharmaceuticals?  angel1

So how are  you related then? Which ancestor do you have in common?
Title: Re: One for the laydees
Post by: Barman on January 02, 2011, 05:46:35 PM
I had no drugs but it was not by choice  Banghead Banghead Banghead

My intention was to have as much as possible to make the experience less painful.......feckin lot of use that was  sad24:

I know many women think it will have a negative impact on 'the bonding experience' - again doesn't seem to have any medical evidence to support such a thing. Like by giving a child life they feel any kind of bond to you  evil:

You seem to have bonded quite well to TB...  whistle:
Title: Re: One for the laydees
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 02, 2011, 05:51:07 PM
 happy001 happy001 happy001

The truce of Christmas is over ....the demands of the New Year have begun  evil:
Title: Re: One for the laydees
Post by: Barman on January 02, 2011, 05:51:51 PM
happy001 happy001 happy001

The truce of Christmas is over ....the demands of the New Year have begun  evil:

Oh dear... when does she go back to skool?
Title: Re: One for the laydees
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 02, 2011, 05:54:52 PM
Tuesday  surrender:
Title: Re: One for the laydees
Post by: Barman on January 02, 2011, 05:57:55 PM
Tuesday  surrender:

So far away...  noooo:
Title: Re: One for the laydees
Post by: Nick on January 02, 2011, 06:27:47 PM
It seems to have popped out. My sister's son's daughter has produced a 9lb package in some sort of "Water Birth"   ::)
Title: Re: One for the laydees
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 02, 2011, 06:34:42 PM
 rubschin:

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Title: Re: One for the laydees
Post by: Nick on January 02, 2011, 06:37:46 PM
qUITE  evil:  Miss D we have a new aquaphibian family branch  cloud9:
Title: Re: One for the laydees
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on January 02, 2011, 08:05:28 PM

Where do the laydees stand on endless labour without pharmaceuticals?  angel1
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Pethadine and a nice hot bath.  angel1
Title: Re: One for the laydees
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on January 02, 2011, 09:33:47 PM
If someone was trying to shove a water melon up your bottom and had the courtesy to offer you some sort of pain relief what do you think the answer might be?

Other than to politely request that they desist obviously.

Title: Re: One for the laydees
Post by: Just One More on January 02, 2011, 10:22:59 PM
Which reminds me... do not go on youtube and search for water melon catapult
Title: Re: One for the laydees
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on January 02, 2011, 10:38:33 PM
Oh JOM how could you?  I just have to go out for a while. redface:
Title: Re: One for the laydees
Post by: Barman on January 03, 2011, 06:18:35 AM
Which reminds me... do not go on youtube and search for water melon catapult

Owch!  eeek:
Title: Re: One for the laydees
Post by: Nick on January 03, 2011, 10:53:36 AM
I am not sure if it was right of my sis to post me a pic of my great niece with her fine young boobs exposed  noooo:

Or of my great great niece stark nekkid  eeek:
Title: Re: One for the laydees
Post by: Snoopy on January 03, 2011, 11:19:13 AM
Of course it is right. She is proud of the gerl(s).
Nekkid boobs when breast feeding are not improper .... nor are nekkid babbies.
Title: Re: One for the laydees
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on January 03, 2011, 11:50:14 AM
I am not sure if it was right of my sis to post me a pic of my great niece with her fine young boobs exposed  noooo:

Or of my great great niece stark nekkid  eeek:

It could have been worse.  An acquaintance of mine who had a baby around the same time as me posted pictures of the placenta to us. sick2:
Title: Re: One for the laydees
Post by: Nick on January 03, 2011, 11:51:01 AM
Yuk yukkity yuk
Title: Re: One for the laydees
Post by: Barman on January 03, 2011, 02:15:59 PM
I am not sure if it was right of my sis to post me a pic of my great niece with her fine young boobs exposed  noooo:

Or of my great great niece stark nekkid  eeek:

It could have been worse.  An acquaintance of mine who had a baby around the same time as me posted pictures of the placenta to us. sick2:

Eeeewwww!

A mate of mine cooked it when I went round for dinner one night...  eeek:
Title: Re: One for the laydees
Post by: Nick on January 03, 2011, 02:21:17 PM
Second helpings for you?
Title: Re: One for the laydees
Post by: Barman on January 03, 2011, 02:24:43 PM
Second helpings for you?

I politely declined...  noooo:
Title: Re: One for the laydees
Post by: Snoopy on January 03, 2011, 02:27:07 PM
You sure he wasn't offering you Polenta?  whistle:
Title: Re: One for the laydees
Post by: Nick on January 03, 2011, 02:30:38 PM
Roast Placenta
1-3lb fresh placenta (must be no more than 3 days old)
1 onion
1 green or red pepper (green will add colour)
1 cup tomato sauce
1 sleeve saltine crackers
1 tspn bay leaves
1 tspn black pepper
1 tspn white pepper
1 clove garlic (roasted and minced)

Method
(Preheat oven to 350 degrees)
1. Chop the onion and the pepper & crush the saltines into crumbs.
2. Combine the placenta, onion, pepper, saltines, bay leaves, white and black pepper, garlic and tomato sauce.
3. Place in a loaf pan, cover then bake for one and a half hours, occasionally pouring off excess liquid.
4. Serve and enjoy!
Placenta Cocktail
Ingredients:

1/4 cup fresh, raw placenta
8oz V-8 juice
2 ice cubes
1/2 cup carrot

Method: blend at high speed for 10 seconds. Serve. A tasty thirst quencher!
Placenta Lasagne
Ingredients:

1 fresh, ground, or minced placenta, prepared as above
2 tblspns olive oil
2 sliced cloves garlic
1/2 tspn oregano
1/2 diced onion
2 tblspns tomato paste, or 1 whole tomato

Method: use a recipe for lasagne and substitute this mixture for one layer of cheese. Quickly saut� all the ingredients in olive oil. Serve. Enjoy!
Placenta Spaghetti Bolognaise
Ingredients:

1 fresh placenta, prepared as above
1 tblspn butter
1 large can tomato puree
2 cans crushed pear tomatoes
1 onion
2 cloves garlic
1 tblspn molasses
1 bay leaf
1 tblspn rosemary
1 tspn each of: salt, honey, oregano, basil, and fennel

Method:
Title: Re: One for the laydees
Post by: Barman on January 03, 2011, 02:35:54 PM
You sure he wasn't offering you Polenta?  whistle:

Yes!  evil:
Title: Re: One for the laydees
Post by: Snoopy on January 03, 2011, 02:54:24 PM
 razz:
Title: Re: One for the laydees
Post by: Just One More on January 03, 2011, 06:33:50 PM
You sure he wasn't offering you Polenta?  whistle:

 ;D