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Title: Grumpy needs an image change
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 16, 2011, 02:47:34 AM
Its been a while since I was told I look like someone, I was a student nurse when some lass in a nightclub came up to me and told me I looked like Roger Black but since moving to Ipswich I've been told I look like Ricky Gervais/David Brent (they will pay for that  eveilgrin: )

Had my birthday booze up tonight and I have now been told I look

1. Scary by some pissed woman who then started to take photos of me and one of my mates she was convinced looked like Harry Potter  sad24:
2. Like one of the BeeGees while I was waiting to be serves at the bar, not the dead one, not the skinny one, the other one.

I DO NOT LOOK LIKE A FOOKING BEEGEE!!!!!  cussing:



That's right, laugh you bastards  lol:
Title: Re: Grumpy needs an image change
Post by: Barman on January 16, 2011, 05:55:44 AM
We need pictorial evidence so we can make our own minds up like....  whistle:
Title: Re: Grumpy needs an image change
Post by: Snoopy on January 16, 2011, 07:51:09 AM
Its been a while since I was told I look like someone, I was a student nurse when some lass in a nightclub came up to me and told me I looked like Roger Black but since moving to Ipswich I've been told I look like Ricky Gervais/David Brent (they will pay for that  eveilgrin: )

Had my birthday booze up tonight and I have now been told I look

1. Scary by some pissed woman who then started to take photos of me and one of my mates she was convinced looked like Harry Potter  sad24:
2. Like one of the BeeGees while I was waiting to be serves at the bar, not the dead one, not the skinny one, the other one.

I DO NOT LOOK LIKE A FOOKING BEEGEE!!!!!  cussing:



That's right, laugh you bastards  lol:


In Ipswich the natives are mostly barking mad. Which may explain much about the THW who was born there. We used to think it was "something in the water".
Title: Re: Grumpy needs an image change
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 16, 2011, 08:01:03 AM
Perhaps you need to rethink your 'going out' wardrobe  lol:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TsE-Dqok5mY (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TsE-Dqok5mY)
Title: Re: Grumpy needs an image change
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on January 16, 2011, 04:23:25 PM
 lol: His dance moves are amazing.
Title: Re: Grumpy needs an image change
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 16, 2011, 04:24:39 PM
lol: His dance moves are amazing.

Much slower now of course.
Title: Re: Grumpy needs an image change
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 17, 2011, 12:10:43 AM
We need pictorial evidence so we can make our own minds up like....  whistle:


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs4.postimage.org%2F368vt5vj8%2FSnapshot_20110116.jpg&hash=c49198cb79761306862bf86f5004f821d3f45961) (http://postimage.org/image/368vt5vj8/)

How the hell do I look like a bleedin' BeeGee  evil:
Title: Re: Grumpy needs an image change
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 17, 2011, 07:12:24 AM
 rubschin:

Yorkshire Ripper maybe  whistle:
Title: Re: Grumpy needs an image change
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 17, 2011, 08:24:14 AM
We need pictorial evidence so we can make our own minds up like....  whistle:


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs4.postimage.org%2F368vt5vj8%2FSnapshot_20110116.jpg&hash=c49198cb79761306862bf86f5004f821d3f45961) (http://postimage.org/image/368vt5vj8/)

How the hell do I look like a bleedin' BeeGee  evil:

Not with your hat off, obviously.

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.celebshowandtell.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2009%2F03%2Fbeegees.jpg&hash=ca6aefd8f0f2a43ed0137edf95c5c4c25a3912e3)
Title: Re: Grumpy needs an image change
Post by: Barman on January 17, 2011, 08:37:18 AM
We need pictorial evidence so we can make our own minds up like....  whistle:


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs4.postimage.org%2F368vt5vj8%2FSnapshot_20110116.jpg&hash=c49198cb79761306862bf86f5004f821d3f45961) (http://postimage.org/image/368vt5vj8/)

How the hell do I look like a bleedin' BeeGee  evil:

Back from the Golden Globes then...?  whistle:
Title: Re: Grumpy needs an image change
Post by: Snoopy on January 17, 2011, 08:40:37 AM
We need pictorial evidence so we can make our own minds up like....  whistle:


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs4.postimage.org%2F368vt5vj8%2FSnapshot_20110116.jpg&hash=c49198cb79761306862bf86f5004f821d3f45961) (http://postimage.org/image/368vt5vj8/)

How the hell do I look like a bleedin' BeeGee  evil:

Back from the Golden Globes then...?  whistle:


No ~ that's a picture of his face   razz:
Title: Re: Grumpy needs an image change
Post by: Barman on January 17, 2011, 09:27:21 AM
We need pictorial evidence so we can make our own minds up like....  whistle:


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs4.postimage.org%2F368vt5vj8%2FSnapshot_20110116.jpg&hash=c49198cb79761306862bf86f5004f821d3f45961) (http://postimage.org/image/368vt5vj8/)

How the hell do I look like a bleedin' BeeGee  evil:

Back from the Golden Globes then...?  whistle:


No ~ that's a picture of his face   razz:

 drumroll:
Title: Re: Grumpy needs an image change
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 17, 2011, 04:49:42 PM
We need pictorial evidence so we can make our own minds up like....  whistle:


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs4.postimage.org%2F368vt5vj8%2FSnapshot_20110116.jpg&hash=c49198cb79761306862bf86f5004f821d3f45961) (http://postimage.org/image/368vt5vj8/)

How the hell do I look like a bleedin' BeeGee  evil:

Back from the Golden Globes then...?  whistle:


I admit that wasn't one of my better pictures, on balance cervesas, tequila and jagermeister probably wasnt the cleverest of mixes. Wasn't hungover when the picture was taken but I don't think I was entirely coherent.  redface:
Title: Re: Grumpy needs an image change
Post by: Nick on January 17, 2011, 04:53:07 PM
Do you find that gaps appear before you as you walk through crowds?
Title: Re: Grumpy needs an image change
Post by: Barman on January 17, 2011, 04:55:22 PM
Do you find that gaps appear before you as you walk through crowds?

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Grumpy needs an image change
Post by: Just One More on January 17, 2011, 06:16:56 PM
rubschin:

Yorkshire Ripper maybe  whistle:

I thought that, but chose not to say... until now  redface:
Title: Re: Grumpy needs an image change
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 17, 2011, 06:25:03 PM
Do you find that gaps appear before you as you walk through crowds?

 lol: lol: lol:

Not yet but I figure if I dye my hair ginger and start calling myself Nick it should make things easier during tourist season...  whistle:


Miss D  sad24:
Title: Re: Grumpy needs an image change
Post by: Barman on January 18, 2011, 06:22:01 AM
Do you find that gaps appear before you as you walk through crowds?

 lol: lol: lol:

Not yet but I figure if I dye my hair ginger and start calling myself Nick it should make things easier during tourist season...  whistle:


Miss D  sad24:

 point:
Title: Re: Grumpy needs an image change
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 18, 2011, 07:57:16 AM

Not yet but I figure if I dye my hair ginger and start calling myself Nick it should make things easier during tourist season...  whistle:

Miss D  sad24:

OOOhhh sweety  , now, now don't cry. I appreciate you already have enough female anger issues  lol:
Title: Re: Grumpy needs an image change
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 18, 2011, 08:41:54 AM
Not any more. dememted ex still thinks I'm living in Cornwall  lol:
Title: Re: Grumpy needs an image change
Post by: Pirate on January 18, 2011, 09:52:46 PM
I worked for the ambulance service on Sunday night, driving the out of hours GP around. We were sent to one place where an old lady in her eighties was not very well. She had reacted to medication and was agitated and imagining things. I walked into her room with my uniform on and she thought I was a paramedic come to take her away to hospital and she freaked. I made a discreet escape into the kitchen and I heard her say 'Ooooh...was that John Wayne?'

No...I don't look nothing like him...now or when he was alive...