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Title: The all new VP sympathy thread.
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on January 22, 2011, 06:09:21 PM
Describe why you need our sympathy and we will decide whether to  point: or happy100

BM and Tipsy have to go first like.... angel1

I am Robert Kilroy Silk and I claim my £5.00 whistle:
Title: Re: The all new VP sympathy thread.
Post by: Barman on January 22, 2011, 06:16:30 PM
I have a bad back through werking in the hot sun in the garden all day like... cutting down stuff and throwing it over the cliff... plus I will be home alone for the next five weeks...  sad24:
Title: Re: The all new VP sympathy thread.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 22, 2011, 06:21:06 PM
Errrrrrr so you've had to do 1 day's proper work like and you have the next 5 weeks to do as you please ????

Not a strong case I would suggest  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new VP sympathy thread.
Post by: Barman on January 22, 2011, 06:21:51 PM
 evil:
Title: Re: The all new VP sympathy thread.
Post by: Pirate on January 22, 2011, 06:27:49 PM
The author of his own misfortune I'd say.

Serves ya right for fly tipping over the cliff...I don't do that when I'm in Cyprus... whistle:
Title: Re: The all new VP sympathy thread.
Post by: Barman on January 22, 2011, 06:29:20 PM
Christus, you lot are a tough audience tonight...  surrender:
Title: Re: The all new VP sympathy thread.
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on January 22, 2011, 08:39:37 PM
I need sympathy cos although the alarm went off it wasn't in my calendar to be in work today.   cry:
Title: Re: The all new VP sympathy thread.
Post by: Barman on January 22, 2011, 08:40:07 PM
I need sympathy cos although the alarm went off it wasn't in my calendar to be in work today.   cry:

 point:
Title: Re: The all new VP sympathy thread.
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on January 22, 2011, 08:48:53 PM
I need sympathy cos although the alarm went off it wasn't in my calendar to be in work today.   cry:

Umm but have you not done something 'in the buff' or 'about the buff' or 'somewhere around the buff?'  I think that you have to throw a double six to get away from 'the buff' or 'up the duff'  I don't know I seem to be making up the ruwels as I go along like. noooo:
Title: Re: The all new VP sympathy thread.
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on January 22, 2011, 08:53:20 PM
I dont do rules.... clocks.... deadlines...  I would say I please myself but those here would be unable to contain themselves.   Oh...  redface:
Title: Re: The all new VP sympathy thread.
Post by: Barman on January 23, 2011, 06:14:28 AM
I dont do rules.... clocks.... deadlines...  I would say I please myself but those here would be unable to contain themselves.   Oh...  redface:

 point:
Title: Re: The all new VP sympathy thread.
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 23, 2011, 09:54:54 PM
I need sympathy cos although the alarm went off it wasn't in my calendar to be in work today.   cry:

It could have been worse Tipsy, one of the lasses I work with was an hour and a bit from the end of her shift before realising she had booked that day off.  lol:
Title: Re: The all new VP sympathy thread.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 23, 2011, 09:58:32 PM
That's just feckin stupid - didn't her manager have a clue either ?

Title: Re: The all new VP sympathy thread.
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 23, 2011, 10:09:12 PM
She can be scatty on occaision but its part of her charm  lol:
Title: Re: The all new VP sympathy thread.
Post by: barmisspah? on January 24, 2011, 12:31:29 PM
I need sympathy cos although the alarm went off it wasn't in my calendar to be in work today.   cry:

It could have been worse Tipsy, one of the lasses I work with was an hour and a bit from the end of her shift before realising she had booked that day off.  lol:

Sorry but  happy001 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: The all new VP sympathy thread.
Post by: Snoopy on January 24, 2011, 12:35:15 PM
I need sympathy cos although the alarm went off it wasn't in my calendar to be in work today.   cry:

It could have been worse Tipsy, one of the lasses I work with was an hour and a bit from the end of her shift before realising she had booked that day off.  lol:


Not uncommon .... I remember this happened frequently among our security guards.
My comment, overheard by the MD, that "if they had any sense they wouldn't be working for us anyway" did not go down well.
Title: Re: The all new VP sympathy thread.
Post by: Uncle Mort on January 24, 2011, 01:48:57 PM
I find money far more satisfying than sympathy.  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new VP sympathy thread.
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 24, 2011, 07:36:45 PM
I have to admit Snoop I was torn between taking the mickey out of her or being supportive.  lol: