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Come Inside... => The Comedy Room => Topic started by: Just One More on January 25, 2011, 10:11:22 PM
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The British Medical Association has weighed in on the new Prime Minister David Cameron's health care proposals.
The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.
The Gastroenterologists had a sort of a gut feeling about it, but the neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.
The Obstetricians felt they were all labouring under a misconception.
Ophthalmologists considered the idea short-sighted.
Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the Paediatricians said, "Oh, Grow up!"
The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists could see right through it.
The Surgeons were fed up with the cuts and decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.
The ENT specialists didn't swallow it, and just wouldn’t hear of it.
The Pharmacologists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the Plastic Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter...."
The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea.
The Anaesthetists thought the whole idea was a gas, but the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.
In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the arseholes in London .
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It is... ;)
http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=8111.msg235602#msg235602
Happy to help... whistle:
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Bollocks, I thought Tipsy had posted it so I did a search on "idea" on Tipsy's name and it didn't show it
You've broken the search function haven't you rubschin:
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Bollocks, I thought Tipsy had posted it so I did a search on "idea" on Tipsy's name and it didn't show it
You've broken the search function haven't you rubschin:
lol: lol: lol:
I just searched for "Proctologists" ;)
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I just searched for "Proctologists"
noooo:
There are so few good ones around these days, I assume it is the same in Cyprus?
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I just searched for "Proctologists"
noooo:
There are so few good ones around these days, I assume it is the same in Cyprus?
Yes... lol: lol: lol:
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I just searched for "Proctologists"
noooo:
There are so few good ones around these days, I assume it is the same in Cyprus?
Yes... lol: lol: lol:
So many have fingers like best pork sausages. eeek:
I found it worrying when one asked the nurse for extra large latex gloves.
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I just searched for "Proctologists"
noooo:
There are so few good ones around these days, I assume it is the same in Cyprus?
Yes... lol: lol: lol:
So many have fingers like best pork sausages. eeek:
I found it worrying when one asked the nurse for extra large latex gloves.
eeek:
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I just searched for "Proctologists"
noooo:
There are so few good ones around these days, I assume it is the same in Cyprus?
Yes... lol: lol: lol:
So many have fingers like best pork sausages. eeek:
I found it worrying when one asked the nurse for extra large latex gloves.
And then placed both his hands on your shoulders?
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And then placed both his hands on your shoulders?
Fortunately not but he did murmur "Brace yourself" scared2:
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I just searched for "Proctologists"
noooo:
There are so few good ones around these days, I assume it is the same in Cyprus?
Yes... lol: lol: lol:
So many have fingers like best pork sausages. eeek:
I found it worrying when one asked the nurse for extra large latex gloves.
And then placed both his hands on your shoulders?
happy001
Oh you do make I larf Darwin! happy088
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Prolly another Affs moment, but I can't help thinking of one of the other inmates here whistle:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSvS6NzX62I
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Prolly another Affs moment, but I can't help thinking of one of the other inmates here whistle:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSvS6NzX62I
;D ;D ;D