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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Grumpmeister on January 26, 2011, 06:12:40 PM

Title: Well Ladies, would you try it?
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 26, 2011, 06:12:40 PM
Yet another example of how you can make good money talking cr@p  lol:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/beauty/article-1350741/Its-hailed-beauty-wonder-product-Victoria-Beckham-loves--bird-poo-face.html
Title: Re: Well Ladies, would you try it?
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on January 26, 2011, 06:29:56 PM
Oh FFS.  Hang on though I have a cunning plan by this time we will all be millionaire....

VP-Poo. BM collects it we send it through the post to all the mingers idiots and towered we know.  Charge a fortune and voila. angel1

I am off to Trade Mark it.
Title: Re: Well Ladies, would you try it?
Post by: Nick on January 26, 2011, 06:31:22 PM
We may need a PooPoon TM
Title: Re: Well Ladies, would you try it?
Post by: Barman on January 26, 2011, 06:38:04 PM
PooPoonTM

I really think we could make money out of this....  rubschin:
Title: Re: Well Ladies, would you try it?
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 26, 2011, 06:42:17 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant on January 26, 2011, 06:29:56 PM
VP-Poo. BM collects it we send it through the post to all the mingers idiots and towered we know.  Charge a fortune and voila. angel1

I see a problem with this plan, look through the dinner tonight thread at the diet of some of the members here (BM included) we'd need to subcontract Sellafield to process the damn stuff.   eeek:
Title: Re: Well Ladies, would you try it?
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on January 26, 2011, 07:05:50 PM
Still as BM will be doing the collection and bottling.  none of the rest of us need ever get our hands dirty.

Do you suppose Growler is one step ahead of us and is off shitting in the woods?
Title: Re: Well Ladies, would you try it?
Post by: Barman on January 26, 2011, 07:09:44 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant on January 26, 2011, 07:05:50 PM
Still as BM will be doing thie collection and bottling.  none of the rest of us need ever get our hands dirty.

Do you suppose Growler is one step ahead of us and is off shitting in the woods?

We'll know where to find them!  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Well Ladies, would you try it?
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 26, 2011, 07:28:57 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant on January 26, 2011, 07:05:50 PM
Still as BM will be doing the collection and bottling.  none of the rest of us need ever get our hands dirty.

If we use BM's bucket we can get a quality test at the same time  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Well Ladies, would you try it?
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on January 26, 2011, 07:59:44 PM
No need Nfld a quality test Grumpmeister I can tell just by looking at it that it is Lidl 2 euro bucket. noooo:
Title: Re: Well Ladies, would you try it?
Post by: Nick on January 26, 2011, 08:01:15 PM
What is a nfld?
Title: Re: Well Ladies, would you try it?
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 26, 2011, 08:18:12 PM
Quote from: Nick on January 26, 2011, 08:01:15 PM
What is a nfld?

The Nfld, please.

Miss C doesn't make mistakes with Proper nouns.  noooo:
Title: Re: Well Ladies, would you try it?
Post by: Nick on January 26, 2011, 08:18:46 PM
 redface:
Title: Re: Well Ladies, would you try it?
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on January 26, 2011, 08:27:58 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on January 26, 2011, 08:18:12 PM
Quote from: Nick on January 26, 2011, 08:01:15 PM
What is a nfld?

The Nfld, please.

Miss C doesn't make mistakes with Proper nouns.  noooo:
happy001

Oh DS thank you. lol:

Luckil Mr C has met Nick therefor trying to explain why I am spitting my drink out and snorting is not that difficult.
Title: Re: Well Ladies, would you try it?
Post by: Nick on January 26, 2011, 08:30:59 PM
 whacky115
Title: Re: Well Ladies, would you try it?
Post by: Pirate on January 26, 2011, 08:32:12 PM
Quote from: Nick on January 26, 2011, 08:01:15 PM
What is a nfld?

nerd for life dear

Not freaking likely darling

Not for long dickhead

No free lunch dumbo

Title: Re: Well Ladies, would you try it?
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 26, 2011, 08:33:58 PM
Nick found licking dogs?
Title: Re: Well Ladies, would you try it?
Post by: Nick on January 26, 2011, 08:40:12 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on January 26, 2011, 08:33:58 PM
Nick found licking Dimple?  eyes:
eeek:
Title: Re: Well Ladies, would you try it?
Post by: Snoopy on January 26, 2011, 08:47:26 PM
But to return to the idea of collecting shite .... What The F*** do you think we have been doing here since the 19th of April 2007?

There's pages and pages of it, all backed up and waiting.  razz: