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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Miss Demeanour on February 03, 2011, 09:46:13 AM
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Ok ...time to nail your colours to the mast.
We need to get into training with the Olympics being only 18 months away.
The Alternative VP Olympics can lead the way for Boris in how to put on a good show but we will need to decide what events we are going to hold and who will be competing.
Barman is always for the High Jump but not sure if thats really his thing.
Nick can obviously plan the opening and closing ceremonies as the pyrotechnics will be awesome.
DS can also ensure the tracks and fields are of an impeccable standard.
But what events and who shall play????
I nominate myself for the Cadbury Creme Egg eating competition. This is a relatively new event but one which requires extreme dedication to the cause , sacrifice of the other food groups, mental and physical stamina and does not require any performance enhancing drugs.
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BM could set up the high jump
Miss C could do wine tasting
Unlce could lead on the synchronised lawn mowing
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TRM almost guarantees us a Gold in the Drinking Youngs category.
I am willing to train the Beagles in .... errr .... Beagling.
Personally I feel Miss D could be a contender in the "Throwing the Brat" contest.
LL is certainly a medal hope in the "Long Suffering Woman" event.
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Extreme dishwashing?
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lol:
Toss a teenager rubschin:
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evil:
And who will be paying for all this eventing and stuff...? Shrugs:
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Extreme dishwashing?
noooo:
What exactly qualifies as extreme in your world ? - one plate and some cutlery noooo:
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lol:
Toss a teenager rubschin:
I glimpse the gutter heaving into view noooo:
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evil:
And who will be paying for all this eventing and stuff...? Shrugs:
We shall be grant funded , we have loads of special needs amongst us cloud9:
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Extreme dishwashing?
noooo:
What exactly qualifies as extreme in your world ? - one plate and some cutlery noooo:
I have been saving up my dirty pans, like
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lol:
Toss a teenager rubschin:
I glimpse the gutter heaving into view noooo:
Guttering ...could be an event rubschin:
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evil:
And who will be paying for all this eventing and stuff...? Shrugs:
We shall be grant funded , we have loads of special needs amongst us cloud9:
Oh well, in that case count me in! cloud9:
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You could enter the longest ever game without any progress event like whistle:
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drumroll:
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sad32:
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We could enter Growler for the extreme cake-munching
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We could enter Growler for the extreme cake-munching
And we could enter you for extreme gubbing! point:
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sad32:
Very good, coming from the Gubmeister himself noooo:
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sad32:
Very good, coming from the Gubmeister himself noooo:
Moi? angel1
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JOM will have to construct a stadium angel1
Pirate can take charge of crowd control at the Doughnut stall. razz:
Who can we trust with matches to light the flame? rubschin:
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ME ME Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001:
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ME ME Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001:
happy001
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I'll be in charge of all the ladder events... cloud9:
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Extreme Events
Uncle extreme gloating
Miss C extreme glugging
Pirate - extreme bapping
BM extreme gardening
DS extreme wisdom
Snoops extreme patience
APC extreme house-wrecking
Baldy extreme separation
Nick extreme rugging
GM- extreme relocation
Tipsy extreme colouring
Wenchy extreme tat-building
JOM - extreme perversion
Pastis extreme avoidance
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You forgot extreme voddy drinking angel1
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Extreme Events
Uncle extreme gloating
Miss C extreme glugging
Pirate - extreme bapping
BM extreme gardening
DS extreme wisdom
Snoops extreme patience
APC extreme house-wrecking
Baldy extreme separation
Nick extreme rugging
GM- extreme relocation
Tipsy extreme colouring
Wenchy extreme tat-building
JOM - extreme perversion
Pastis extreme avoidance
That just leaves you then...? Shrugs:
And ladders, don't forget ladders.... whistle:
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BM's new game ...Heels and Ladders eyes:
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BM's new game ...Heels and Ladders eyes:
Oh yesssssss.... eyes:
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This is going quite badly noooo:
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In what sense ??
What would you like to be put forward for then Nick ?
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You have got BM thinking about some stoopid new game involving legs and feet cussing:
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What about the
paraplee parrypree paloplea spazzers games? Who is going to organise them then?
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Well I have only one foot at present rubschin:
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Well I have only one foot at present rubschin:
That should do for the smaller hammer/caber tossing events.
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Extreme mobility scooter racing? rubschin:
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BM can do the hitting his head with a tray competition
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What memories cloud9:
This was the man's entire act!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8IbvVTXOIo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8IbvVTXOIo)
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What memories cloud9:
This was the man's entire act!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8IbvVTXOIo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8IbvVTXOIo)
cloud9:
Those were the days eh...?
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He was always on the telly. And that was all he ever did whacky115
Anyhoo, I have posted it in Tipsy's thread for her enjoyment angel1
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He was always on the telly. And that was all he ever did whacky115
Anyhoo, I have posted it in Tipsy's thread for her enjoyment angel1
I remember my Mum doing it too... redface:
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Did she use your head?
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Did she use your head?
No... ::)
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Did she use your head?
No... ::)
rubschin: It would have explained much.
My mum used to wash us kids in the kitchen sink ... sitting us on the draining board and scrubbing away with the Life Boy soap. On one occasion I was, so she told me many years later, playing up and throwing my arms about. I knocked a frying pan off the shelf and caught it with my head. Apparently she had a great deal of trouble convincing the doctor of the veracity of her tale as he stitched me up.
I offer this as a possible explanation of ....erm ..... many things. redface:
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Snoop can do Extreme Panhandling then lol:
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OI YOU
Thats my Facebook status watchit.
or should I be flattered ?
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whacky115
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Did she use your head?
OI YOU
Thats my Facebook status watchit.
or should I be flattered ?
Take it as flattery love ..... meanwhile perhaps you could take charge of raising the bar on BM's high jump?
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Did she use your head?
No... ::)
rubschin: It would have explained much.
My mum used to wash us kids in the kitchen sink ... sitting us on the draining board and scrubbing away with the Life Boy soap. On one occasion I was, so she told me many years later, playing up and throwing my arms about. I knocked a frying pan off the shelf and caught it with my head. Apparently she had a great deal of trouble convincing the doctor of the veracity of her tale as he stitched me up.
I offer this as a possible explanation of ....erm ..... many things. redface:
Ooh yes, I remember that. Not the frying pan bit, obviously. I don't think I have ever had an accident with a frying pan.
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Did she use your head?
OI YOU
Thats my Facebook status watchit.
or should I be flattered ?
Take it as flattery love ..... meanwhile perhaps you could take charge of raising the bar on BM's high jump?
Sorry the quote in question is Nicks Avatar
Would love to try raising the bar, but wouldn't LL have something to say about it
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Leave George the Stuffed Gorilla out of this cussing:
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Did she use your head?
OI YOU
Thats my Facebook status watchit.
or should I be flattered ?
Take it as flattery love ..... meanwhile perhaps you could take charge of raising the bar on BM's high jump?
Sorry the quote in question is Nicks Avatar
Would love to try raising the bar, but wouldn't LL have something to say about it
Oh Noes ... LL determines how high it is to be but with her bad back she may need someone to hold the ladders (or pull them away from under him like)
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BM can't do the high jump ...he has been caught surfing a net again lol:
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razz:
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I'll be in charge of all the ladder events... cloud9:
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That's not a ladder...
It's a stairway to heaven...
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I'll be in charge of all the ladder events... cloud9:
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That's not a ladder...
It's a stairway to heaven...
lol:
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I'll be in charge of all the ladder events... cloud9:
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That's not a ladder...
It's a stairway to heaven...
lol:
rubschin: Only goes a third of the way up ..... and is that a cartoon of BM falling off the top?
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Double six! Do I get a gold medal now?
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Double six! Do I get a gold medal now?
Yes, in dominos... ::)
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Extreme Events
Pastis extreme avoidance
Excellent! Let me know when it is and I'll plan to be somewhere else eveilgrin:
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We could enter a team and all not attend. Bound to win angel1
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We could enter a team and all not attend. Bound to win angel1
Ah... but wot about those that didn't even enter a team eh, EH? point:
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We could enter a team and all not attend. Bound to win angel1
Given the choice, which team would you like to 'enter'? eyes:
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We could enter a team and all not attend. Bound to win angel1
Nah ~ Growler will be there making "Owl Noises" and get our team disqualified.
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We could enter a team and all not attend. Bound to win angel1
Given the choice, which team would you like to 'enter'? eyes:
Mr Thread? Meet Mr Gutter noooo:
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We could enter a team and all not attend. Bound to win angel1
Isn't that wot you lot did to Growler...like
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Sorry Snoopy...didn't see your post until after like...
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Sorry Snoopy...didn't see your post until after like...
That's OK matey ~ people are always tripping over me because they don't notice me curled up on the floor.
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I just woke up... I reckon I'll be entering the sleep-a-thon.... sleep021
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Sorry Snoopy...didn't see your post until after like...
That's OK matey ~ people are always tripping over me because they don't notice me curled up on the floor.
Oh we do we just like kicking you and then pretending that we didn't see you and happened to trip over you. Well, that's what every one else has told me I wouldn't do such a dastardly thing obviously. angel1
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Sorry Snoopy...didn't see your post until after like...
That's OK matey ~ people are always tripping over me because they don't notice me curled up on the floor.
Oh we do we just like kicking you and then pretending that we didn't see you and happened to trip over you. Well, that's what every one else has told me I wouldn't do such a dastardly thing obviously. angel1
ooh you are awful !