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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 03, 2011, 04:05:42 PM
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WTF I seem to have been beamed into Nicks world. eeek: eeek:
I have just been to the local Co-op whilst standing in the queue to check out I felt someone playing with my hair. I turned around and the chap behind me told me that he had just waved to my dad. My father died some ten years ago. eeek: I must have looked somewhat bemused. He said, bloke behind, not my father, 'you are not who I thought you are are you?' I said 'probably not.' He told me I have a double in the town and wandered off looking embarrassed I tried to pay whilst collecting my gasted flabber. eeek: scared2:
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Quite.
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This makes no sense whatsoever noooo:
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This makes no sense whatsoever noooo:
Not even to you? eeek: eeek:
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Most of my Sheffield ex in-laws were mad and forever seeing things.
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Most of my Sheffield ex in-laws were mad and forever seeing things.
Did they ever see my dad?
Mr C's parents are barking. The harridan phoned yesterday to say that a letter had arrived for him which had PRIORITY on the envelope. He told her that it was prolly from Readers Digest and that he would collect it today. What she really wanted was for him to say 'open it.'
Just before we left there was a huge upset during which Mr C was told that his trouble was that he always came with baggage, ie a wife of 25 years who was an Anglo Indian who was the mother of their only grandchild and who selfishly died six years ago.
This upset happened because Mr C asked if his son (their grandchild) could come and stay overnight as he was having a tough time, they said no as Lurkio would have to clear a bed for him.
However, Lurkio the 50 year old son who lives at home has never had a job, stalks women 20 years younger than him in the local shopping centre who has regular alcoholic binges which result in their GP being called to the house and him staying in bed for days at a time, who cannot do his own ironing or washing, cannot fix the garage door or lag the water tank in the loft during freezing weather, take his father to a local tyre depot to buy a tyre when his offside front tyre and his spare tyre are flat, drive his father to the dentist when there is snow on the ground, because he did not want to learn to drive,who will somehow clean out their house sell it and will purchase and live in a flat (this is what The Harridan has told me) of his own does not have baggage.
As a sort of peace offering and TBH a depth gauge I sent a card to The Harridan when we left thanking them for their hospitality and inviting them to come and see their sons new house at any time and specifically invited them to 'tea' on the first Sunday in February. They have not visited and I have not had a reply.
I will write to them early next week expressing my disappointment whilst making it clear that I expected them here and made a special effort to cater for their needs.
Oh boy am I fucked off.
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Keeeeeell them all eveilgrin:
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Keeeeeell them all eveilgrin:
Ohh yes.
I am entering myself for the VP Olympic keel them all event. I expect no less than two gold medals.
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Keeeeeell them all eveilgrin:
Ohh yes.
I am entering myself for the VP Olympic keel them all event. I expect no less than two gold medals.
happy088
I'm entering that line as the "Post of the Month" if not "Post of the Year" special competition! You might get to win a packet of Hob Nobs or Jaffa Cakes if BM raids the charity box ;D
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Keeeeeell them all eveilgrin:
Ohh yes.
I am entering myself for the VP Olympic keel them all event. I expect no less than two gold medals.
happy088
I'm entering that line as the "Post of the Month" if not "Post of the Year" special competition! You might get to win a packet of Hob Nobs or Jaffa Cakes if BM raids the charity box ;D
I fear the charideee box was raided long ago.... redface:
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My medals, my Hob Nobs... sad32:
I would like to thank Mr Cs family for enabling me to enter into this event I would like to thank my mother, my father for being dead my sister and brother Oh and Lisa Simms who does not know me but who really really pissed me off on FB today by telling me that I was an opinionated arsehole and that I should back off as I am a bitch.
Me a bitch, I think not. I told her that I was a female but that I was not a canine. She has a degree in hairdressing. confused:
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It seems I passed on my baton of doom to you for today. My wretched Wednesday became your Terrible Thursday . Who gets the baton for Fecked off Friday tomorrow then ????
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It seems I passed on my baton of doom to you for today. My wretched Wednesday became your Terrible Thursday . Who gets the baton for Fecked off Friday tomorrow then ????
surrender:
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There's no such thing as a bad day...
as long as you are still breathing...
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I beg to differ ....of course you have bad days . How would you know when you have good ones then , eh , eh ????
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Even a bad day is good...as long as you're still alive...
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Finished at Hallmark for the day have you ????
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Wot she said ^^^
Tomorrow is going to be better though.
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Finished at Hallmark for the day have you ????
happy001
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Finished at Hallmark for the day have you ????
No...still got an episode of Special Victims Unit to watch...
I am pissed off though. Rhe R and T on my keyboatd is worn off and I keep having to go back and correct wotds...The i has gone as well...Tried ro rippex rhem, but got a white finger... noooo:
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I've got a stiff middle finger but that's just the mood I'm in lol:
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Oooooh...No...I can't... noooo:
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I've got a stiff middle finger but that's just the mood I'm in lol:
lol: lol: lol:
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Stop it you lot, you might make me smile and that would never do. My new and all sparkling surgery which I thought was going to sort out a bit of continuity of care phoned me yesterday telling me that my GP wanted a consultation at 9 this morning regarding putting one of my drugs on repeat prescription. I was fine with that. I do not have a land line they have my mobile number.
At 8.45 this morning my phone rang, I was in the shower the number was anonymous. I assume it was him but have no way of telling I have had no calls since. I am going to write to my GP.
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What drugs dya need?
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I've got a stiff middle finger but that's just the mood I'm in lol:
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I should be in bed, like
I will not sleep easy scared2: