The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Nick on February 06, 2011, 08:06:45 PM
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BM locked his, bug wuss. And Wenchy has some kind of insane countdown going on noooo:
Evenin' all
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKB34LPhiGQ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKB34LPhiGQ)
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Is this going to be like a dvd commentary thread of what is happening in the pub?
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Well, I have the washer on............ ::)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8IbvVTXOIo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8IbvVTXOIo)
spider:
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Mr. Thread meet Mr. Tedium.... ::)
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Party at your house then?
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It's nearly morning. 8)
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Morning! eveilgrin:
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This is the good EVENING thread ::)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kp5HCDGJsvM
whistle:
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ESHjYat9rk
eveilgrin:
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can we use this one now?...............or do we need an afternoon thread ........... rubschin:
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Shrugs: BM has gubbed the morning one. We will have to wait for Wenchy to sort it out. meanwhile post at will, as long as he doesn't object.
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I note that the Politburo has locked the Morning thread, which is very upsetting as I wanted to make a morning-related post.
It all seems very high-handed to me, almost amounting to censorship. noooo:
We should all congregate in the car park to demonstrate and demand BM resigns immediately. angry037 Whatevah:
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eeek:
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DS is Wat Tyler and I claim my 5/-
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OK ....... Make that 5 Groats
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Play management at their own game I say. If he locks the morning one at midday, we must insist on him locking this one at midnight and removing the shackles from the morning one at the same time. Roolz is roolz
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Play management at their own game I say. If he locks the morning one at midday, we must insist on him locking this one at midnight and removing the shackles from the morning one at the same time. Roolz is roolz
rubschin:
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Play management at their own game I say. If he locks the morning one at midday, we must insist on him locking this one at midnight and removing the shackles from the morning one at the same time. Roolz is roolz
rubschin:
wot about the afternoon thread ......... whistle:
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Play management at their own game I say. If he locks the morning one at midday, we must insist on him locking this one at midnight and removing the shackles from the morning one at the same time. Roolz is roolz
rubschin:
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Oh to cause BM this degree of inconvenience I think we can dispense with the afternoon thread. whistle:
It is all sorted. angel1
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Good Afternoon
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Popcorn: Popcorn:
Don't faff around man, did she turn up, has she been lost forever, did both of you survive or just you?
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We had lunch at the same place I took you. cloud9:
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Oh how lovely. cloud9:
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=io63z-aRMbg&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=io63z-aRMbg&feature=related)
spider:
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doh:
I just knew that other cat thing would set you off with Keyboard Cat! cussing:
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We had lunch at the same place I took you. cloud9:
They let you in a second time?
This wasn't "Thick Skins" the potato wedge place was it?
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doh:
I just knew that other cat thing would set you off with Keyboard Cat! cussing:
Bloody hell, it's just like being at home. It was my fault Growler went, it's my fault Nick's posting keyboard cat.. cussing:
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doh:
I just knew that other cat thing would set you off with Keyboard Cat! cussing:
Bloody hell, it's just like being at home. It was my fault Growler went, it's my fault Nick's posting keyboard cat.. cussing:
Where were you when Kennedy was shot? rubschin:
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He could be the pub scapegoat. Blamed for everything, like.
Oh, that is BM's role. Sorry
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doh:
I just knew that other cat thing would set you off with Keyboard Cat! cussing:
Bloody hell, it's just like being at home. It was my fault Growler went, it's my fault Nick's posting keyboard cat.. cussing:
Where were you when Kennedy was shot? rubschin:
I was busy upstairs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXDOk0vq4aI
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Upstairs? Was that when you worked in that Book Depository? rubschin:
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doh:
I just knew that other cat thing would set you off with Keyboard Cat! cussing:
Bloody hell, it's just like being at home. It was my fault Growler went, it's my fault Nick's posting keyboard cat.. cussing:
Where were you when Kennedy was shot? rubschin:
I was busy upstairs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXDOk0vq4aI
happy001
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Morning all. Tea and toast please.
I would put this on the 'good morning' thread but I can't it seems to be locked for some reason. evil: It's not like it isn't morning or anything. I don't know whatever is the world coming to? noooo:
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Morning all. Tea and toast please.
I would put this on the 'good morning' thread but I can't it seems to be locked for some reason. evil: It's not like it isn't morning or anything. I don't know whatever is the world coming to? noooo:
I have mentioned this on another thread .................should we wake him up .............. whistle:
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MORNING! Tea ready.... whistle:
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It's stewed, can you make a fresh un
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It's stewed, can you make a fresh un
I drank it... redface:
I like flak tea too... cloud9:
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Morning all!
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Morning. I've just scored.
I am the lovely Samantha and I claim my £5.00 cloud9:
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Morning. I've just scored.
Thank you for the confirmation.
I always had you down as a morning person. ;)
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Evenin' all.... whistle:
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Good afternoon ::)
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Like I said... evenin'.... ;)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DKBBcSr2iI&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DKBBcSr2iI&feature=related)
sleep017
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Embedding disabled by request
Watch on YouTube
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Embedding disabled by request
Watch on YouTube
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happy001
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cussing:
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cussing:
point:
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Good night!
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Good night!
You'll be looking for The All New good night Thread mate... point:
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lol: lol: lol:
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morning ......................could we have thread for this ... rubschin:
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morning ......................could we have thead for this ... rubschin:
Wot, The All New 'This' Thread...? Shrugs:
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morning ......................could we have thead for this ... rubschin:
Does it need theading point:
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morning ......................could we have thead for this ... rubschin:
Does it need theading point:
redface:
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morning ......................could we have thead for this ... rubschin:
Does it need theading point:
redface:
point:
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point: Just thought I should join in who are we point: at?
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point: Just thought I should join in who are we point: at?
I don't know! point:
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point: At will then?
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point:
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point:
point:
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Morning, like razz:
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Morning, like razz:
Wrong thread! point:
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I know angel1
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I know angel1
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Wot a mong! point:
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point: At will then?
Who the fvck is Will?
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point: At will then?
Who the fvck is Will?
Alice's husband? Shrugs:
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lol: lol: Earworm alert earworm alert.
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lol: lol: Earworm alert earworm alert.
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evil: It's not clever and it's not funny!
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Afternoon, like razz:
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Afternoon, like razz:
Afternoon Nick.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tlzn9lVUMtE&feature=related
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Funny ~ my first thought was:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_7C0QGkiVo
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Good grief Arlo Guthrie now that really is a blast from my past. ;D
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Now I know why I have had that as an earworm for the last hour or so cussing:
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angel1
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angel1 angel1
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Good Morning (in advance, like)
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G'day! ;)
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Evening .... I am turning up a pair of trousers. ::)
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Have you got shorter? rubschin:
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Good morning Nicholas! ;D
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Morning
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Good grief the days are getting shorter already. eeek:
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Good grief the days are getting shorter already. eeek:
Just like Tipsys legs.
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eveilgrin:
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eveilgrin:
This is "Today I shall be mainly werking" is it?
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I am well ahead for my 3.00 deadline angel1
I have sorted out things for a guy in Sussex angel1
Have done some more werk for Poole angel1
Had a high speed conversation with frantic wumman in Yeovil angel1
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lol: lol: lol:
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I am well ahead for my 3.00 deadline angel1
I have sorted out things for a guy in Sussex angel1
Have done some more werk for Poole angel1
Had a high speed conversation with frantic wumman in Yeovil angel1
Did you talk gibberish with her?
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I am well ahead for my 3.00 deadline angel1
I have sorted out things for a guy in Sussex angel1
Have done some more werk for Poole angel1
Had a high speed conversation with frantic wumman in Yeovil angel1
Did you talk gibberish with her?
Nickerish - same thing really... whistle:
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SHe is doing as I told her eeek:
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Are we nearly there yet? surrender:
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Duvet day here surrender:
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Morning ..............lovely day ..... cloud9:
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Afternoon!
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Duvet day here surrender:
happy100
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Slackers! eveilgrin:
Worrabout our post count? eh? EH?
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I am still in bed surrender:
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happy100 Ill, knackered or just pissed off?
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Very late night last night noooo:
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Very late night last night noooo:
Hopefully profitable or eyes:
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Friday night and it's all very quiet ..... rubschin:
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I have been bizzy angel1 angel1
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Me too!
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And me very bizzy indeed. angel1
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Glass of red anyone?
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Five o'clock already? Yes please Drinkin:
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Help yerself. BM will never know eveilgrin:
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Ackchooly I think I'll have a pint of Boddingtons .... I have a few tins with them widgets in. Closest you can get to the real thing. Think I'll have one of those ... I feel I have earned it today.
Cheers! happy088
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Glass of red anyone?
Oh Yes! Plus ça change etc whistle:
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ANd for Miss D
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Ackchooly I think I'll have a pint of Boddingtons .... I have a few tins with them widgets in. Closest you can get to the real thing. Think I'll have one of those ... I feel I have earned it today.
Cheers! happy088
Boddingtons cloud9: The White Lion, Manchester Road, Walkden circa 1977, the best pint I've ever tasted cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:
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And I'll have a glass of Cotes Du Rhone cos Ive been to the pub but was the driver so no alcohol till I get home. Oh I seem to have already poured one. cloud9:
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Evening...
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Evening BM, did I miss the free drinks when you did your 50,000th post? You're already up to 50,074
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The lesbians have left ............
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Ironic ,,,,,,,,,,,,I cooked them sausage .........
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Evening BM, did I miss the free drinks when you did your 50,000th post? You're already up to 50,074
Yes, I kept it quiet like.... redface:
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I'm not surprised. 50,000 eeek:
evening all.
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Quite
49999 of those were about beer, goats or cars noooo:
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You're not that far behind. noooo:
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You're not that far behind. noooo:
39,000 about imaginary animals and bakeries.... point:
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ANd forthcoming visits to Cyprus eveilgrin:
Had I mentioned that?
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ANd forthcoming visits to Cyprus eveilgrin:
Had I mentioned that?
doh:
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Are you near Kouklia?
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Are you near Kouklia?
WOT................... eeek:
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nearly right Nick...it is actually Kyrenia...
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Nope angel1
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Evening all ................I do like to use the right threads ........ whistle:
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Evening all ................I do like to use the right threads ........ whistle:
cloud9:
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Why don't we just 'ave a 'ELLO' thread, and that would cover all times of the day and night! razz:
I'm all for streamlining and simplicity...like. cloud9:
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Why don't we just 'ave a 'ELLO' thread, and that would cover all times of the day and night! razz:
I'm all for streamlining and simplicity...like. cloud9:
Stand by... ;)
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Why don't we just 'ave a 'ELLO' thread, and that would cover all times of the day and night! razz:
I'm all for streamlining and simplicity...like. cloud9:
Or a Where are you today type thing ......... rubschin:
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Why don't we just 'ave a 'ELLO' thread, and that would cover all times of the day and night! razz:
I'm all for streamlining and simplicity...like. cloud9:
Or a Where are you today type thing ......... rubschin:
or "The All New type Shite Here Thread"? ::)
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Can we work on Isle of Wight time for a few days ?
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Can we work on Isle of Wight time for a few days ?
You're just being silly now aren't you?
This is supposed to be serious interaction we're 'avin' 'ere you know...like.
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redface:
My father thought it was a brilliant wheeze to take me sailing in the Solent during Cowes week. The fact that it was the weekend of Fastnet force 10 made it great fun. noooo:
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Can we work on Isle of Wight time for a few days ?
It's still 1958 on the Isle of WIght
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Can we work on Isle of Wight time for a few days ?
It's still 1958 on the Isle of WIght
Quite so.
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Can we work on Isle of Wight time for a few days ?
It's still 1958 on the Isle of WIght
1958 was a good year angel1
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A tyre eh?
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Buggered if I can remember what I was wearing rubschin:
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drumroll:
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Off to the pub........ cloud9:
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Off to the pub........ cloud9:
Goodnight... lol:
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Off to the pub........ cloud9:
Goodnight... lol:
Wrong thread ........ ::)
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Off to the pub........ cloud9:
Goodnight... lol:
Wrong thread ........ ::)
if in doubt, give it a shout in my 'Ello thread, all rough 'n' gruff like. happy088
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EVENING ALL.
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EVENING ALL.
Evening Sargent Dixon.... ;)
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EVENING ALL.
Evenin' Ma'am
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Mind how you go whistle:
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It's very quiet this evening........... rubschin:
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I'm doing my best to catch up but all I can hear is, "and I said to her... and she said to me .... and I've been thinking... how about if... you know the other night. blah de blah de bloody dah" Banghead Banghead Banghead F**k me, she hasn't drawn breath yet ::)
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Wimmin eh\? Has she dented her car?
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Do we have to dress up to post in here? rubschin:
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lYCRA BIKINIS WOULD DO angel1
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Where did you buy them from ? I would stick to shorts and a shirt Nick. rubschin:
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cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
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aaaaaaaaaaaagggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh cussing:
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Brat?
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In one Banghead
I have a lovely softy , gorgeous fur throw thing which I love wrapping round me when slobbing on sofa watching film etc
The Brat has just kindly informed me that she took it out today to use as a picnic blanket eeek: eeek: eeek: cos her and her mates went to the park. Oh yes by the way - she forgot it there cussing:
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Send her back for it. Then Keeeeeeeeeeell her
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I'm currently being threatened with murderv by an Irish prick from Cork.
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Popcorn:
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Popcorn:
Yes, it's all getting nicely out of hand now. Full bun fight, mods and site owner getting involved. Insults flying all over the show. ::)
I think I may actually ban myself to be honest. whistle:
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Every piggin' where I go, every piggin' thing I say, I'm NEVER far away from bloody trouble. ::)
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A smiley gerl just popped in asking after you. I gave her your number whistle:
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Evenin' cloud9:
Been out ... Violins: Violins: Violins: Violins: Violins: Violins: Proms, like cloud9:
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All quiet on the 'other forum' I frequent for now.
WTF is it about the Irish ey?
Most are alright tbh, but then you just get one who has to start a bloody verbal war. evil:
Twat threatened to bury me under a pile of tarmac. eeek:
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Tell him it's bitmac. Calls himself a paddy ::) .. pfft
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In one Banghead
I have a lovely softy , gorgeous fur throw thing which I love wrapping round me when slobbing on sofa watching film etc
The Brat has just kindly informed me that she took it out today to use as a picnic blanket eeek: eeek: eeek: cos her and her mates went to the park. Oh yes by the way - she forgot it there cussing:
If you want something soft and pink to wrap around you, Baldy may be able to help.
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I know I was up early (for me) but is it evening already ....... eeek:
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I know I was up early (for me) but is it evening already ....... eeek:
It will be somewhere, probably in the Southern hemisphere ::)
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I know I was up early (for me) but is it evening already ....... eeek:
It will be somewhere, probably in the Southern hemisphere ::)
And I have leccy ............all confused now ...... surrender:
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In one Banghead
I have a lovely softy , gorgeous fur throw thing which I love wrapping round me when slobbing on sofa watching film etc
The Brat has just kindly informed me that she took it out today to use as a picnic blanket eeek: eeek: eeek: cos her and her mates went to the park. Oh yes by the way - she forgot it there cussing:
If you want something soft and pink to wrap around you, Baldy may be able to help.
This was blue - not sure he's up to that ;)
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Evening all...... :thumbsup:
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:thumbsup: Evenin' :thumbsup:
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:thumbsup: Evenin' :thumbsup:
Evening JOM! Thumbs:
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hattip:
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hattip:
greet1:
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It's like a Mexican wave lol:
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It's like a Mexican wave lol:
greet2:
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greet2: greet1: wave: greet2: greet1: wave:
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we should have a night thread,,,,,, rubschin:
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Baldy is here early ........ eeek: has he been banned from somewhere else....... rubschin:
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Baldy is here early ........ eeek: has he been banned from somewhere else....... rubschin:
Nope, just came back to get some food before I venture out again. Thumbs:
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Baldy is here early ........ eeek: has he been banned from somewhere else....... rubschin:
Nope, just came back to get some food before I venture out again. Thumbs:
Where ..... rubschin:
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Baldy is here early ........ eeek: has he been banned from somewhere else....... rubschin:
Nope, just came back to get some food before I venture out again. Thumbs:
Where ..... rubschin:
Prolly The Fishing Shack..... you coming?
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Baldy is here early ........ eeek: has he been banned from somewhere else....... rubschin:
Nope, just came back to get some food before I venture out again. Thumbs:
Where ..... rubschin:
Prolly The Fishing Shack..... you coming?
Have to pick up foggy at micdnight .... rubschin:
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Baldy is here early ........ eeek: has he been banned from somewhere else....... rubschin:
Nope, just came back to get some food before I venture out again. Thumbs:
Where ..... rubschin:
Prolly The Fishing Shack..... you coming?
Have to pick up foggy at micdnight .... rubschin:
Tell her to walk.....it is mostly downhill. Thumbs:
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Quiet tonight........ rubschin: