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Come Inside... => The Restaurant => Topic started by: Barman on February 12, 2011, 03:33:32 PM
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Good Evening
Good Evening CHEERS! cloud9:
Free bar everyone!!
Cheers .......on th red ..... cloud9:
A pint of voddy for Miss D. No adulteration, mind.
Evening all ....an alcohol induced slumber is just what the doc ordered cloud9:
Join in then! ;D
I will ...I just have to paint a huge wooden heart fuschia pink and cover it in glitter noooo:
I will ...I just have to paint a huge wooden heart fuschia pink and cover it in glitter noooo: whacky115
off to pub now ........... cloud9:......
I will ...I just have to paint a huge wooden heart fuschia pink and cover it in glitter noooo: For the Brat's spotty hoody, I guess. Or Pastis rubschin: Or me cloud9:
I will ...I just have to paint a huge wooden heart fuschia pink and cover it in glitter noooo: For the Brat's spotty hoody, I guess. Or Pastis rubschin: Or me cloud9: point:
For her room achoooly ...... whistle: If I'd bought you a wooden heart you would have thought I was being sarcarsick like whistle:
sad32:
sad32: point: And she would have painted it black! point:
For her room achoooly ...... whistle: If I'd bought you a wooden heart you would have thought I was being sarcarsick like whistle: As if you would buy Nick anything flammable lol:
Cheers folk nicely chilled with some nicely chilled PG here. Psst Miss D that's the wine not the tea. ;)
A Rosé PG here MissC ... Santé! razz:
Some Merlot here... sorry tipsy... redface:
I have just opened a bottle of Chardonnay that I confiscated acquired last night
I have just opened a bottle of Chardonnay that I confiscated acquired last night ;D
beer time....got a long day .
beer time....got a long day . eeek:
beer time....got a long day . eeek: best friends leaving for good........
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beer time....got a long day . eeek: best friends leaving for good........ No, I'm stay- oh, you mean somebody else... redface:
Been there for a while now, must get back home ..... after another one like. whistle:
After forking out £412 for the car fix I went to the pub evil: ANd old guy came in with ROhan trousers, hiking boots, big socks, cagoule, a rucksack and those stoopid Norwegian walking pole things. Oh and a bobble hat. I said "Been hiking?" He said he wore the kit to get from pub to pub in the rain eeek:
[hic] redface:
Cheap Lidl collapso is flowing freely.... cloud9: Freely I said, not free.... ::)
Off to stock up now .........then will stay indoors..
Might have to re-stock today ........ redface:
Might have to re-stock today ........ redface: I'm running out too.... scared2:
Seeing as it is a bank holiday................think I'll have a beer........... 8)
I am going to abstain from alchol today angel1 I have a 'heavy' weekend coming up and it's not a bank holiday noooo:
I am going to abstain from alcohol today angel1 I have a 'heavy' weekend coming up and it's not a bank holiday noooo: Or........you could get in some practice ............ rubschin: yes I changed your spelling ......... whistle:
What's an 'o' between friends lol: I think a day of deprivation will do me good angel1
What's an 'o' between friends lol: I think a day of deprivation will do me good angel1 shutup:
Finished in the garden... Just gonna walk the dog (not a euphemism) and will join you in a beer like... happy088
Think it's time for a chilled Rosé whistle:
Finished in the garden... Just gonna walk the dog (not a euphemism) and will join you in a beer like... happy088 Finished in the garden doesn't sound to me like "the garden is finished" eveilgrin:
Finished in the garden... Just gonna walk the dog (not a euphemism) and will join you in a beer like... happy088 Finished in the garden doesn't sound to me like "the garden is finished" eveilgrin: Quite so... surrender:
Beer time.......... cloud9:
Beer time.......... cloud9: Is it that time already! cloud9: I'll have a can of Stella like... whistle:
Oi!!!! that's my beer! cussing:
Oi!!!! that's my beer! cussing: Was my dear, was... ;) It seems that task I set you was too great.... whistle:
Oh the shame....... surrender:
Oh the shame....... surrender: point:
BM on the stella ...................I am watching the .. "The all new minor injuries thread "................. whistle:
I have been inspecting my injuries lots sad24:
I have been inspecting my injuries lots sad24: Bruised...? happy100
Not just bruised there is a slight cut there...I wouldn't go making mountains out of molehills now lol:
I have been inspecting my injuries lots sad24: sur votre grand derrière?
Explaining away alot of injuries before Monday's hot date ............. rubschin:
Not just bruised there is a slight cut there...I wouldn't go making mountains out of molehills now lol: You need something rubbed into it like.... whistle:
I have been inspecting my injuries lots sad24: sur votre grand derrière? I take back what I said yesterday
BM on the stella ...................I am watching the .. "The all new minor injuries thread "................. whistle: Hardly a bloody minor injury! cussing:
I just ordered some tickets for the opera at Pafos in September... The first line of the synopsis is: -The Muse of the poet Hoffmann is suffering because her beloved has fallen for the opera diva Stella. happy001
Explaining away alot of injuries before Monday's hot date ............. rubschin: eeek: Bloody hope not - could be a mass murderer do you mean ? scared2:
I just ordered some tickets for the opera at Pafos in September... The first line of the synopsis is: -The Muse of the poet Hoffmann is suffering because her beloved has fallen for the opera diva Stella. happy001 Is this an opera for alcoholics
Explaining away alot of injuries before Monday's hot date ............. rubschin: eeek: Bloody hope not - could be a mass murderer do you mean ? scared2: You or him......... whistle:
I am harmless angel1
I just ordered some tickets for the opera at Pafos in September... The first line of the synopsis is: -The Muse of the poet Hoffmann is suffering because her beloved has fallen for the opera diva Stella. happy001 Is this an opera for alcoholics More of a Ménage à Trois It's a play on words and an anagram see (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.stellaartois.com%2F%23&hash=3cdd73889bf57c6b58929166e42ccc6458382b3f)
I just ordered some tickets for the opera at Pafos in September... The first line of the synopsis is: -The Muse of the poet Hoffmann is suffering because her beloved has fallen for the opera diva Stella. happy001 Is this an opera for alcoholics I presume so... I didn't bother reading any further.... whistle:
I just ordered some tickets for the opera at Pafos in September... The first line of the synopsis is: -The Muse of the poet Hoffmann is suffering because her beloved has fallen for the opera diva Stella. happy001 Is this an opera for alcoholics More of a Ménage à Trois Is that those small peas? rubschin:
Is it too early for vino........ redface:
Is it too early for vino........ redface: Oh noes... it is never too early for vino.... cloud9:
Vino time..... Thumbs: trying to stop daytime drinking..... redface:
Vino time..... Thumbs: trying to stop daytime drinking..... redface: I started at five - a nice Rioja.... cloud9: But I understand that Lidl have Merlot at €1.89! eeek:
Vino time..... Thumbs: trying to stop daytime drinking..... redface: I started at five - a nice Rioja.... cloud9: But I understand that Lidl have Merlot at €1.89! eeek: SSSSSHHHHH.............. cussing:
Vino time..... Thumbs: trying to stop daytime drinking..... redface: I started at five - a nice Rioja.... cloud9: But I understand that Lidl have Merlot at €1.89! eeek: SSSSSHHHHH.............. cussing: shutup:
Vino time..... Thumbs: trying to stop daytime drinking..... redface: I started at five - a nice Rioja.... cloud9: But I understand that Lidl have Merlot at €1.89! eeek: SSSSSHHHHH.............. cussing: Too late!! point:
Vino time..... Thumbs: trying to stop daytime drinking..... redface: I started at five - a nice Rioja.... cloud9: But I understand that Lidl have Merlot at €1.89! eeek: SSSSSHHHHH.............. cussing: Too late!! point: Banghead
Vino time........ Thumbs:
Vino time........ Thumbs: Shocked:
Vino time........ Thumbs: Shocked: I know......... angel1
Vino time........ Thumbs: Shocked: I know......... angel1 Gayer:
Vino time........ Thumbs: Shocked: I know......... angel1 (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ghettowine.com%2Fpics%2Fmaddog%2Fmaddog.jpg&hash=400d37dc6233768011ee745a36906f1429e08d82) rubschin:
Vino time........ Thumbs: Shocked: I know......... angel1 (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ghettowine.com%2Fpics%2Fmaddog%2Fmaddog.jpg&hash=400d37dc6233768011ee745a36906f1429e08d82) rubschin: noooo: But Miss T used to drink it........ noooo:
Agreed to marry Apey. noooo: You win. Nobody can top that. ;) It does beg the question, just what the hell did Misty have to drink that night.... eeek: Answers that question then noooo:
Starting early today ..been good all week......... Thumbs:
Starting early today ..been good all week......... Thumbs: I also started early today as you have been good all week! Thumbs:
Starting early today ..been good all week......... Thumbs: I also started early today as you have been good all week! Thumbs: ;D ;D
Vino time....... Thumbs: just for Nick like.....
Thumbs:
Thumbs: Champers and caviar today?
Thumbs: Champers and caviar today? Nearly............ redface:
It's Sunday........... Thumbs:
It's Sunday........... Thumbs: *taps watch* :thumbsup:
Good plan........... eastdrink048 eastdrink048
Good plan........... eastdrink048 eastdrink048 A VP booze up......... Thumbs:
My suitcase packing plan has fallen apart and I am muddled. Fuck it eastdrink048 eastdrink048
My suitcase packing plan has fallen apart and I am muddled. Fuck it eastdrink048 eastdrink048 Wellies, fleece and umbrella........ Thumbs:
My suitcase packing plan has fallen apart and I am muddled. Fuck it eastdrink048 eastdrink048 Wellies, fleece and umbrella........ Thumbs: :thumbsup:
evil:
My vino is too cold....... evil:
My vino is too cold....... evil: Here too.... evil:
My vino is too cold....... evil: Here too.... evil: Mulled...... rubschin:
My vino is too cold....... evil: Here too.... evil: Mulled...... rubschin: rubschin:
Cheeeers! :thumbsup:
It's the weekend........ Thumbs:
Happy Saturday everyone!! Cheers. ;D
Happy Saturday everyone!! Cheers. ;D greet2: the 'puter has been wrenched from Apey's grasp?
Happy Saturday everyone!! Cheers. ;D greet2: the 'puter has been wrenched from Apey's grasp? Oh yes eveilgrin:
Happy Saturday everyone!! Cheers. ;D greet2: the 'puter has been wrenched from Apey's grasp? Oh yes eveilgrin: and then someone goes and pulls the plug out of the server, hopefully all better now
Oh thank, God thought Id broken Apeys puter. I eventually went on ebay, bought some stuff.....he doesn't know yet. noooo:
Oh thank, God thought Id broken Apeys puter. I eventually went on ebay, bought some stuff I don't need but wanted sooooooooooo much.....he doesn't know yet. noooo: rubschin:
eeek:
eeek: point:
Oh thank, God thought Id broken Apeys puter. I eventually went on ebay, bought some stuff.....he doesn't know yet. noooo: New computer?
Oh thank, God thought Id broken Apeys puter. I eventually went on ebay, bought some stuff.....he doesn't know yet. noooo: New computer? eeek: Shocked: But looking at one this arvo.... rubschin:
Oh thank, God thought Id broken Apeys puter. I eventually went on ebay, bought some stuff.....he doesn't know yet. noooo: New computer? eeek: Shocked: But looking at one this arvo.... rubschin: :thumbsup: it's good when you two are both posting
Oh thank, God thought Id broken Apeys puter. I eventually went on ebay, bought some stuff.....he doesn't know yet. noooo: New computer? eeek: Shocked: But looking at one this arvo.... rubschin: :thumbsup: it's good when you two are both posting Well should picking up repaired one anyway.... Thumbs:
Oh thank, God thought Id broken Apeys puter. I eventually went on ebay, bought some stuff.....he doesn't know yet. noooo: New computer? eeek: Shocked: But looking at one this arvo.... rubschin: :thumbsup: it's good when you two are both posting Well should picking up repaired one anyway.... Thumbs: I use a reconditioned one off eBay, works as good as a new one and half the price.
Cheers.... Thumbs:
Cheers.... Thumbs: Have to drive..... evil:
Oh thank, God thought Id broken Apeys puter. I eventually went on ebay, bought some stuff.....he doesn't know yet. noooo: New computer? eeek: Shocked: But looking at one this arvo.... rubschin: If you are looking Alienware are a good brand... whistle:Anyone want to start the bets on how long it will take Apey to faint when he sees the prices?
It's a weekend (nearly ) so cheers...... Thumbs:
It's a weekend (nearly ) so cheers...... Thumbs: Thumbs:
It's a weekend (nearly ) so cheers...... Thumbs: Thumbs: Thumbs: Thumbs:
cloud9:
noooo:
cloud9: noooo: redface: Sundays don't count...... cloud9:
Cheers.......... Thumbs:
Cheers.......... Thumbs: Snap! Thumbs:
Cheers.......... Thumbs: Snap! Thumbs: me three Thumbs:
eastdrink048 eastdrink048 redface:
Sluuuurrrrpppp! Thumbs:
Sluuuurrrrpppp! Thumbs: Thumbs: it's the weekend...
Sod it eastdrink048 eastdrink048 eastdrink048
Sod it eastdrink048 eastdrink048 eastdrink048 Medicine........ Thumbs:
Cheers...... redface:
Cheers...... redface: rubschin:
Cheers...... redface: rubschin: Weekend... Thumbs:
Aaaaand they're off! ;D
LL going commando? rubschin:
eeek: eeek:
Cheers....... Thumbs: I guess BM is asleep now...... noooo:
May need to use the wifi in the hotel bar rubschin:
May need to use the wifi in the hotel bar rubschin: Travelodge...... rubschin:
No, my regular place :thumbsup:
No, my regular place :thumbsup: Another new chef..... rubschin:
That one only lasted 48 hours. It's all settled down again now. Lorraine on reception recognised my car and had my key ready and Vicky is running the bar tonight :thumbsup:
That one only lasted 48 hours. It's all settled down again now. Lorraine on reception recognised my car and had my key ready and Vicky is running the bar tonight :thumbsup: Did she run out with the fire extinguisher...? whistle:
Jim is on tip top form :thumbsup: evil:
Jim is on tip top form :thumbsup: evil: Yes then.... ::)
Right then, Majorca at Easter and not Cyprus evil: evil:
Right then, Majorca at Easter and not Cyprus evil: evil: sad32:
Right then, Majorca at Easter and not Cyprus evil: evil: :thumbsup:
sad32:
sad32: ::) Send The Boy and his piano.... Thumbs:
sad32: ::) Send The Boy and his piano.... Thumbs: How many twiglets could he carry...... rubschin:
sad32: ::) Send The Boy and his piano.... Thumbs: How many twiglets could he carry...... rubschin: Loads in that piano... and tea bags! Thumbs:
sad32: ::) Send The Boy and his piano.... Thumbs: How many twiglets could he carry...... rubschin: Loads in that piano... and tea bags! Thumbs: Baldy could take him to his "local whistle: " bars......... rubschin:
sad32: ::) Send The Boy and his piano.... Thumbs: How many twiglets could he carry...... rubschin: Loads in that piano... and tea bags! Thumbs: Baldy could take him to his "local whistle: " bars......... rubschin: Thumbs:
sad32: ::) Send The Boy and his piano.... Thumbs: How many twiglets could he carry...... rubschin: Loads in that piano... and tea bags! Thumbs: Baldy could take him to his "local whistle: " bars......... rubschin: Thumbs: Show him wot's better than daffs on his piano....... tulips......etc.. whistle:
sad32: ::) Send The Boy and his piano.... Thumbs: How many twiglets could he carry...... rubschin: Loads in that piano... and tea bags! Thumbs: Baldy could take him to his "local whistle: " bars......... rubschin: Thumbs: Show him wot's better than daffs on his piano....... tulips......etc.. whistle: Pansies.....Elton likes them. rubschin:
sad32: ::) Send The Boy and his piano.... Thumbs: How many twiglets could he carry...... rubschin: Loads in that piano... and tea bags! Thumbs: Baldy could take him to his "local whistle: " bars......... rubschin: Thumbs: Show him wot's better than daffs on his piano....... tulips......etc.. whistle: Pansies.....Elton likes them. rubschin: Banghead it;s the oldest joke ever.....
sad32: ::) Send The Boy and his piano.... Thumbs: How many twiglets could he carry...... rubschin: Loads in that piano... and tea bags! Thumbs: Baldy could take him to his "local whistle: " bars......... rubschin: Thumbs: Show him wot's better than daffs on his piano....... tulips......etc.. whistle: Pansies.....Elton likes them. rubschin: Banghead it;s the oldest joke ever..... Thas why I mentioned Elton instead....he loves playing with them on his instrument and Ginge did make out he was batting for the other side. Thumbs:
Splosh time! Thumbs:
Splosh time! Thumbs: 1st bottle gone...... redface:
Splosh time! Thumbs: 1st bottle gone...... redface: :thumbsup:
Splish-splosh! :thumbsup:
Splish-splosh! :thumbsup: Same here....... Thumbs:
Splish-splosh! :thumbsup: Same here....... Thumbs: You're my besh mate you are..... :thumbsup:
Bumped into an old mate in town. Went to the pub at 12.30 redface: http://www.bellinnnottingham.co.uk/cave-tours/ (http://www.bellinnnottingham.co.uk/cave-tours/)
Bumped into an old mate in town. Went to the pub at 12.30 redface: http://www.bellinnnottingham.co.uk/cave-tours/ (http://www.bellinnnottingham.co.uk/cave-tours/) Thumbs: guess all your mates are old now...... rubschin:
One of them is so old that she is dead eeek: I am going to her birthday party on Sunday eeek: eeek: eeek:
One of them is so old that she is dead eeek: I am going to her birthday party on Sunday eeek: eeek: eeek: rubschin:
Her 60th would have been a wild party had she not died of a heart attack at 52, so a few of us thought we would have the party for her (in Soho). Spookily, her identical twin sister approves and will be there eeek: eeek:
Her 60th would have been a wild party had she not died of a heart attack at 52, so a few of us thought we would have the party for her (in Soho). Spookily, her identical twin sister approves and will be there eeek: eeek: Thumbs:
Unfortunately, I can't drink evil: Train to Nottingham and driving straight to Scunny on Sunday evening evil: evil: evil:
Her 60th would have been a wild party had she not died of a heart attack at 52, so a few of us thought we would have the party for her (in Soho). Spookily, her identical twin sister approves and will be there eeek: eeek: Thumbs: Thumbs: Thumbs:
It's the weekend....... Thumbs: hic.....
It's the weekend....... Thumbs: hic..... I'm off it this week.... redface:
It's the weekend....... Thumbs: hic..... I'm off it this week.... redface: A doze .... noooo: she's only been gone 5 mins....... or she left you no pocket money.......... rubschin:
It's the weekend....... Thumbs: hic..... I'm off it this week.... redface: A doze .... noooo: she's only been gone 5 mins....... or she left you no pocket money.......... rubschin: On that bombshell the power went off completely..... eeek:
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eastdrink048 eastdrink048 Thumbs:
cry:
cry: point:
Cheers........ Thumbs:
cry:
cry: Oh sorry ..I forgot.... whistle:
cry: Oh sorry ..I forgot.... whistle: evil:
Why does he have to obey LL when she isn't even there? (rushes out to buy cheese)
evil:
Why does he have to obey LL when she isn't even there? (rushes out to buy cheese) Cheese goes well with wine...... Thumbs:
Why does he have to obey LL when she isn't even there? (rushes out to buy cheese) Cheese goes well with wine...... Thumbs: sad32:
Vodka goes well with wine. :thumbsup:
sad24:
Starting early today....... cussing:
Starting early today....... cussing: evil:
Has she put CCTV in or a minder or wot? GO for a beer man!
Has she put CCTV in or a minder or wot? GO for a beer man! Thumbs: or he has a disease..... rubschin:
COwardice ::)
Has she put CCTV in or a minder or wot? GO for a beer man! Shan't! evil:
Excellent work :thumbsup: Play virtuous on here and then slip out for one razz: We won't tell angel1
Excellent work :thumbsup: Play virtuous on here and then slip out for one razz: We won't tell angel1 Does the cheese shop sell alcohol....... rubschin:
Excellent work :thumbsup: Play virtuous on here and then slip out for one razz: We won't tell angel1 Does the cheese shop sell alcohol....... rubschin: lol: lol: lol:
Day #5 angel1
Day #5 angel1 The sticker chart must be full...... ::)
I dream of having a sticker (Not)
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eastdrink048 eastdrink048 Thumbs:
Day #5 angel1
point: point: point: point: point:
1st glass........ Thumbs:
Pint :thumbsup:
angel1
angel1 Is that yes or no....... rubschin:
angel1 Is that yes or no....... rubschin: Day #6 off it..... angel1
liar point: point: point: point: point: point:
liar point: point: point: point: point: point: I'm not like.... ::)
char048
char048 ::)
angel1 Is that yes or no....... rubschin: Day #6 off it..... angel1 How long is the course of pills..... rubschin:
angel1 Is that yes or no....... rubschin: Day #6 off it..... angel1 How long is the course of pills..... rubschin: lol: lol: I'm not on pills... ::) ....or any other beer... cry:
angel1 Is that yes or no....... rubschin: Day #6 off it..... angel1 How long is the course of pills..... rubschin: til the rash and the itching subsides.
angel1 Is that yes or no....... rubschin: Day #6 off it..... angel1 How long is the course of pills..... rubschin: til the rash and the itching subsides. I bow to your experience in the matter.... whistle:
scared:
angel1 Is that yes or no....... rubschin: Day #6 off it..... angel1 How long is the course of pills..... rubschin: lol: lol: I'm not on pills... ::) ....or any other beer... cry: Those alcohol patches really work then?
It's the weekend......cheers....... Thumbs:
It's the weekend......cheers....... Thumbs: angel1
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eastdrink048 eastdrink048 Same here........ Thumbs:
eastdrink048 eastdrink048 Same here........ Thumbs: And here me thinks Thumbs:
eastdrink048 eastdrink048 Same here........ Thumbs: And here me thinks Thumbs: ditto
eastdrink048 eastdrink048 Same here........ Thumbs: And here me thinks Thumbs: ditto Have 2 halves on me....
eastdrink048 eastdrink048 Same here........ Thumbs: And here me thinks Thumbs: ditto Have 2 halves on me.... Shocked:
eastdrink048 eastdrink048 Same here........ Thumbs: And here me thinks Thumbs: ditto Have 2 halves on me.... Water you say... rubschin:
eastdrink048 eastdrink048 Same here........ Thumbs: And here me thinks Thumbs: ditto Have 2 halves on me.... Water you say... rubschin: Tap..... Thumbs:
eastdrink048 eastdrink048 Same here........ Thumbs: And here me thinks Thumbs: ditto Have 2 halves on me.... Water you say... rubschin: Tap..... Thumbs: Oh God, I'm starting to understand how Apey's mind works... scared2:
eastdrink048 eastdrink048 Same here........ Thumbs: And here me thinks Thumbs: ditto Have 2 halves on me.... Water you say... rubschin: Tap..... Thumbs: Oh God, I'm starting to understand how Apey's mind works... scared2: Meant tab....... redface:
eastdrink048 eastdrink048 Same here........ Thumbs: And here me thinks Thumbs: ditto Have 2 halves on me.... Water you say... rubschin: Tap..... Thumbs: Oh God, I'm starting to understand how Apey's mind works... scared2: Meant tab....... redface: lol: lol: lol: rubschin: cussing:
Te-daaaah! :thumbsup:
Te-daaaah! :thumbsup: Lost time n that...... Thumbs:
Te-daaaah! :thumbsup: Lost time n that...... Thumbs: And it is the weekend like.... whistle:
Te-daaaah! :thumbsup: Lost time n that...... Thumbs: And it is the weekend like.... whistle: Smugger's rules..... Thumbs:
barman:
Due to peer pressure........cheers....... redface:
Due to peer pressure........cheers....... redface: happy100
Due to peer pressure........cheers....... redface: happy100 Having a second one ...due to your pressure..... noooo:
Must be time for a glass-o-splosh! Thumbs:
Must be time for a glass-o-splosh! Thumbs: redface: whistle:
eastdrink048
Cheers! :thumbsup:
Cheers! :thumbsup: Just remembered I've got a meeting in half hour....... redface: mouthwash time.... redface:
Cheers! :thumbsup: Just remembered I've got a meeting in half hour....... redface: mouthwash time.... redface: Beer! Thumbs:
Cheers! :thumbsup: Just remembered I've got a meeting in half hour....... redface: mouthwash time.... redface: Beer! Thumbs: Top tip....... Thumbs: we are meeting in a boozer..... whistle:
Cheers! :thumbsup: Just remembered I've got a meeting in half hour....... redface: mouthwash time.... redface: Beer! Thumbs: Top tip....... Thumbs: we are meeting in a boozer..... whistle: Beer & fags! Thumbs:
Cheers Up at 0200...
Been house clearing my brothers place ~ I really need a drop or two of collapso.
Been house clearing my brothers place ~ I really need a drop or two of collapso. We have some! Thumbs:
Unfortunately BM drank it ::) Uncle, Horrid job happy100 happy100
It's the weekend (ish,,,,,,, Thumbs:
It's the weekend (ish,,,,,,, Thumbs: Ahead of ya.... ;)
Happy Easter........cheers...... Thumbs:
Happy Easter........cheers...... Thumbs: :thumbsup:
Happy Easter........cheers...... Thumbs: :thumbsup: Religion has it's uses...... whistle:
Had wine with lunch. House is full of snoring evil: evil:
Running out....... sad32:
Happy Easter........ Thumbs:
Happy Easter........ Thumbs: rubschin: Will take the dog out first like! Thumbs:
Happy Easter........ Thumbs: rubschin: Will take the dog out first like! Thumbs: rubschin:
Happy Easter........ Thumbs: rubschin: Will take the dog out first like! Thumbs: rubschin: Back. Cheers. Happy Greaster! Thumbs:
Cheers....... Thumbs:
Waaaaaay ahead of you I get a lie-in until 0200 tomorrow
Waaaaaay ahead of you I get a lie-in until 0200 tomorrow Thumbs:
I'd better crack open a bottle! Thumbs:
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eastdrink048 eastdrink048 It's Friday....... Thumbs:
eastdrink048 eastdrink048 It's Friday....... Thumbs: Crackerjack! Party001:
Is it too early....... rubschin:
eastdrink048
sad32:
Man up whistle:
sad32: Cheese n wine..... whistle:
LL's plane was delayed a millionteen hours.... she doesn't land 'til 8:30..... evil:
Have a few drinks and send a cab whistle:
LL's plane was delayed a millionteen hours.... she doesn't land 'til 8:30..... evil: More time to clean........ Thumbs:
happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
LL's plane was delayed a millionteen hours.... she doesn't land 'til 8:30..... evil: More time to clean........ Thumbs: Just finished.... angel1
At this point all the cats will have a shitathon point: point:
At this point all the cats will have a shitathon point: point: evil:
Running out of vino....... eeek:
Complaining that all the shops are shut at Easter? whistle: whistle: Pop down and burgle the local church :thumbsup:
Complaining that all the shops are shut at Easter? whistle: whistle: Pop down and burgle the local church :thumbsup: Local kiosk......1.95 a litre........ Thumbs: may need 4.... rubschin:
Foggy on a binge noooo: noooo:
Foggy on a binge noooo: noooo: Poor Apey.... noooo:
Mop and bucket noooo:
Mop and bucket noooo: eeek:
Pre-babby head wetting........ whistle:
Post ferret attack trauma :thumbsup:
Cheers....... Thumbs:
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barman:
?Cheers ..home now......
Stress relief..... noooo:
Stress relief..... noooo: :thumbsup:
Stress relief..... noooo: :thumbsup: Back to the horsepickle Wednesday ..... noooo:
Stress relief..... noooo: :thumbsup: Back to the horsepickle Wednesday ..... noooo: Do you need the crutches like...?
Stress relief..... noooo: :thumbsup: Back to the horsepickle Wednesday ..... noooo: Do you need the crutches like...? Got some today but thanks for the offer....... Thumbs:
Cheers........ Thumbs:
Cheers........ Thumbs: :thumbsup:
Cheers........ Thumbs: :thumbsup: Staff out........ whistle:
Cheers........ Thumbs: :thumbsup: Staff out........ whistle: :thumbsup:
Cheers........ Thumbs: :thumbsup: Staff out........ whistle: :thumbsup: The thumb is the wrong way up......... whistle:
Cheers........ Thumbs: :thumbsup: Staff out........ whistle: :thumbsup: The thumb is the wrong way up......... whistle: drumroll: drumroll:
Cheers again..... redface:
Cheers again..... redface: :thumbsup:
Cheers again...... redface: been a long day.......
May run out tonight....... eeek:
May run out tonight....... eeek: eeek:
May run out tonight....... eeek: eeek: Kiosk you say....... rubschin:
May run out tonight....... eeek: eeek: Kiosk you say....... rubschin: I reckon! :thumbsup:
Cheers.... Thumbs:
London Pride o'clock here...
I think red wine, penicillin and warfarin is a toxic mix. Especially as I just bit my tongue. scared2: scared2: scared2:
Not sure about what penicillin could add to the mix but there has been anecdotal evidence of alcohol causing an enhanced antithrombotic effect in Warfarin going around for years now. Just make sure you don't fall over. Thumbs:
Cheeeeeers! ;D
Cheeeeeers! ;D Thumbs:
Cheers here too. Thumbs: I heard today that pineapple shouldnt be eaten when taking antedeppresants?
If memory serves, pineapples are high in tyramine and so can cause hypertension if eaten while taking antidepressants although I'm not sure how many you would need to eat before seeing a reaction. rubschin:
And caffeine with pain killers? or was that mushrooms? cloud9: Peace Man...
Caffeine is supposed to be another no no with antidepressants for the same reason. Don't know about painkillers though. rubschin:
Ill stick to eating pineapple and leave the drugs alone. angel1
Pineapple with Grappa is just wonderful
Honey and collapso :thumbsup:
Cheap Lidl collapso.... Thumbs:
Day off...... cloud9: cheers....
:thumbsup: Fix up a collapso drip for foggy
:thumbsup: Fix up a collapso drip for foggy noooo:
Miss T is on the rose ...1.50 a bottle.... Thumbs:
On the Cobra, £1.99 for a 660ml bottle
On the Cobra, £1.99 for a 660ml bottle Isn't it 3 for £5?
On the Cobra, £1.99 for a 660ml bottle Isn't it 3 for £5? Not in the Sainsbury Express I use on the way back from the airport
On the Cobra, £1.99 for a 660ml bottle Isn't it 3 for £5? Not in the Sainsbury Express I use on the way back from the airport Oh woes. They are in Tescos and they're doing a whole stack like that or 4 for £6
Cheers.... Thumbs:
Cheers.... Thumbs: :thumbsup:
Vino time...
eastdrink048
Checks watch.... rubschin:
I have an icy cold beer... :thumbsup:
I have an icy cold beer... :thumbsup: Out of beer... evil:
I have an icy cold beer... :thumbsup: Out of beer... evil: Drive to the shops... ::)
I have an icy cold beer... :thumbsup: Out of beer... evil: Drive to the shops... ::) I have vino....
I have an icy cold beer... :thumbsup: Out of beer... evil: Drive to the shops... ::) I have vino.... Too hot for vino.... noooo:
I have an icy cold beer... :thumbsup: Out of beer... evil: Drive to the shops... ::) I have vino.... Too hot for vino.... noooo: Got a meeting at a beach bar soon ...beer then... Thumbs:
I have an icy cold beer... :thumbsup: Out of beer... evil: Drive to the shops... ::) I have vino.... Too hot for vino.... noooo: Got a meeting at a beach bar soon ...beer then... Thumbs: Top man! :thumbsup: Don't forget your wallet - and the keys will you...? ::)
I have an icy cold beer... :thumbsup: Out of beer... evil: Drive to the shops... ::) I have vino.... Too hot for vino.... noooo: Got a meeting at a beach bar soon ...beer then... Thumbs: Top man! :thumbsup: Don't forget your wallet - and the keys will you...? ::) It's free....... cloud9:
Collapso O'Clock? Must be a thread about the English cricket team Banghead Banghead Banghead
Collapso O'Clock? Must be a thread about the English cricket team Banghead Banghead Banghead lol: lol: lol:
Vino time....
They said to help myself from the wine cellar redface:
They said to help myself from the wine cellar redface: cloud9:
Lidl have selected wines for a euro a bottle..... rubschin:
Poor Foggy's liver noooo:
Poor Foggy's liver noooo: Poor Apey wallet...... evil:
A rare sighting? eeek:
Lidl have selected wines for a euro a bottle..... rubschin: eeek: I didn't see that yesterday! sad24:
Lidl have selected wines for a euro a bottle..... rubschin: eeek: I didn't see that yesterday! sad24: Starts Sun?Mon I think.... rubschin:
Lidl have selected wines for a euro a bottle..... rubschin: eeek: I didn't see that yesterday! sad24: Starts Sun?Mon I think.... rubschin: evil: I got 12 bottles of that French Merlot..... cloud9:
Vino time.. Thumbs:
Foggy started hours ago noooo:
Toasting absent friends..
Cheers.....
Cheers Apey! :thumbsup: I hear that Lidl have cheap wine tomorrow...? Shame I stocked up today.... Banghead
Cheers Apey! :thumbsup: I hear that Lidl have cheap wine tomorrow...? Shame I stocked up today.... Banghead point: point:
Cheers Apey! :thumbsup: I hear that Lidl have cheap wine tomorrow...? Shame I stocked up today.... Banghead point: point: evil:
Get a reserve supply in. You know it makes shenshe
Get a reserve supply in. You know it makes shenshe For holiday guests who pop in..... Thumbs:
Get a reserve supply in. You know it makes shenshe For holiday guests who pop in..... Thumbs: eeek:
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cloud9: BM could show Miss I his chopper thingy.....
Mr Thread? noooo:
Mr Thread? noooo: Wot...the quad thingy .... whistle:
Cheers..... Thumbs:
surrender:
Oh, look at the time! ;D
eastdrink048
Yep Cote du Rhone here.... But it did take 3 hrs to get back to Werstshire tonight. evil: However I am now officially on holiday. cloud9:
Thumbs:
Cheers...
Cheers! :thumbsup:
After my swim angel1
Hair of the dog like... redface:
Haad a swim and a sauna so now............... eastdrink048
11 days no vino or spirits.... sad24:
11 days no vino or spirits.... sad24: eeek:
11 days no vino or spirits.... sad24: eeek: Just beer.... sad24:
11 days no vino or spirits.... sad24: eeek: Just shandy.... sad24: noooo:
A choice...JD...or Woodford Reserve... rubschin:
11 days no vino or spirits.... sad24: Cut off till you pay your tab? rubschin:
11 days no vino or spirits.... sad24: Cut off till you pay your tab? rubschin: evil:
Slurp-o-clock.... Thumbs:
Slurp-o-clock.... Thumbs: Lush....... noooo:
Slurp @ €2.74 per bottle.... cloud9:
Bedtime soon noooo:
Bedtime soon noooo: Mr Pot? Meet Mr. Kettle.....
Slurp @ €2.74 per bottle.... cloud9: How much........ Shocked:
Slurp @ €2.74 per bottle.... cloud9: How much........ Shocked: Posh French stuff like... Thumbs: Not plastic gallon cans from the kiosk... ::)
Slurp @ €2.74 per bottle.... cloud9: How much........ Shocked: Posh French stuff like... Thumbs: Not plastic gallon cans from the kiosk... ::) I'll wear smart jeans then....... Thumbs:
The posh Christmas wine collection is getting rather impressive. All this years gifts have been booze. Our friends know us well. cloud9: May have to pop one open tonight, just to test it like.
The posh Christmas wine collection is getting rather impressive. All this years gifts have been booze. Our friends know us well. cloud9: May have to pop one open tonight, just to test it like. Get in some practice for a January drink-a-thon you say...? rubschin:
The posh Christmas wine collection is getting rather impressive. All this years gifts have been booze. Our friends know us well. cloud9: May have to pop one open tonight, just to test it like. Get in some practice for a January drink-a-thon you say...? rubschin: Thumbs:
GLUG!
GLUG! That ship has long sailed,,,,,,,,,,, redface:
Present wrapping and cooking. Sod it eastdrink048
Present wrapping and cooking. Sod it eastdrink048 You've missed the last posting day for Cyprus... evil:
Present wrapping and cooking. Sod it eastdrink048 You've missed the last posting day for Cyprus... evil: I'm still posting........ rubschin:
Present wrapping and cooking. Sod it eastdrink048 You've missed the last posting day for Cyprus... evil: I can send you an Elf picture :thumbsup:
Present wrapping and cooking. Sod it eastdrink048 You've missed the last posting day for Cyprus... evil: I'm still posting........ rubschin: facepalm:
Present wrapping and cooking. Sod it eastdrink048 You've missed the last posting day for Cyprus... evil: I can send you an Elf picture :thumbsup: I don't think that would be good for my elf.... noooo:
eyes: eyes: NickSick
Big Sis has announced that it is G&T o'clock :thumbsup:
Big Sis has announced that it is G&T o'clock :thumbsup: This is the collapso economico thread... ::)
Big Sis has announced that it is G&T o'clock :thumbsup: This is the collapso economico thread... ::) Thumbs:
So I have to start a G&T thread? ::)
So I have to start a G&T thread? ::) Don't we have one......... rubschin:
So I have to start a G&T thread? ::) You could have squire! :thumbsup:
Under the influence of G&T Big sis threw away the sprouts and somehow kept the water they were cooked in rubschin:
Under the influence of G&T Big sis threw away the sprouts and somehow kept the water they were cooked in rubschin: Soup....... Thumbs:
Everyone who has called has asked "why are you sober"........ evil:
Cheers...... Thumbs:
Cheers...... Thumbs: Nick and I are waaaaaaay ahead of ya! ;D
noooo:
Cheers...... Thumbs: Nick and I are waaaaaaay ahead of ya! ;D Catch up time you say....... rubschin:
Cheers...... Thumbs: Nick and I are waaaaaaay ahead of ya! ;D Catch up time you say....... rubschin: Thumbs:
Cheers...... Thumbs: Nick and I are waaaaaaay ahead of ya! ;D Catch up time you say....... rubschin: Thumbs: job done. :thumbsup:
I had to have a nap redface:
I had to have a nap redface: noooo:
I had to have a nap redface: noooo: Mr Pot......... whistle:
I had to have a nap redface: noooo: Mr Pot......... whistle: evil:
I had to have a nap redface: noooo: Mr Pot......... whistle: evil: I didn't mean a peckham woodbine...... noooo:
I feel sick and need a cuddle sad24: sad24:
I feel sick and need a cuddle sad24: sad24: Tipsy........ Thumbs:
sad32: sad32:
I feel sick and need a cuddle sad24: sad24: Gayer:
I feel sick and need a cuddle sad24: sad24: Gayer: He is in Brighton,,,,,,,,, rubschin:
Last of the Xmas vino........ sad24:
Start on the New Year stuff :thumbsup:
Start on the New Year stuff :thumbsup: Think we are on March........ redface:
Glug, glug, glug.... redface:
Glug, glug, glug.... redface:
Glugs... cloud9:
Glugs... cloud9: Dry Jan here too ... whistle:
Glugs... cloud9: Dry Jan here too ... whistle: redface:
Glugs... cloud9: Dry Jan here too ... whistle: An alcohol free Apey? rubschin: rubschin: rubschin: Tabs capped until they are paid off then... noooo:
Glugs... cloud9: Dry Jan here too ... whistle: An alcohol free Apey? rubschin: rubschin: rubschin: Tabs capped until they are paid off then... noooo: evil: No............... just find new boozers........ Thumbs:
At this rate you'll be heading for the mainland for a pint... whistle:
Dry January isn't going very well at all... noooo:
:thumbsup:
Dry January isn't going very well at all... noooo: redface:
Dry January isn't going very well at all... noooo: redface: Next year perhaps? Thumbs:
:thumbsup:
Dry January isn't going very well at all... noooo: redface: Next year perhaps? Thumbs: Just do the last few days..... Thumbs:
Dry January isn't going very well at all... noooo: redface: Next year perhaps? Thumbs: Just do the last few days..... Thumbs: rubschin:
Dry January isn't going very well at all... noooo: redface: Next year perhaps? Thumbs: Just do the last few days..... Thumbs: rubschin: or half the month.... Thumbs: when you are sleeping...... whistle:
Dry January isn't going very well at all... noooo: redface: Next year perhaps? Thumbs: Just do the last few days..... Thumbs: rubschin: or half the month.... Thumbs: when you are sleeping...... whistle: Lay off it at night time you say...? rubschin:
50% of the year not boozing :thumbsup:
I am a genius......... I may try it with smoking........ rubschin:
:thumbsup: I am going electronic (again) tomorrow (ish)
:thumbsup: I am going electronic (again) tomorrow (ish) Thumbs: does Miss I smoke..... rubschin: (TMJ).....
:thumbsup: I am going electronic (again) tomorrow (ish) (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs23.postimg.org%2Fsr7k80ikn%2FTwo_die_of_electrocution_in_central_Kashmir_s_Bu.jpg&hash=0deb5ec07f29e32230c6b909922ff6f6f1165def) (http://postimg.org/image/sr7k80ikn/)
:thumbsup: I am going electronic (again) tomorrow (ish) Thumbs: does Miss I smoke..... rubschin: (TMJ)..... After an hour or three angel1
:thumbsup: I am going electronic (again) tomorrow (ish) Thumbs: does Miss I smoke..... rubschin: (TMJ)..... After an hour or three angel1 I even put TMJ........ noooo:
4 angel1
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3384642/Want-drink-Try-quirky-guide-reducing-alcohol-intake.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3384642/Want-drink-Try-quirky-guide-reducing-alcohol-intake.html) Maybe the biggest load of bullshit I have ever read,,,,,,, noooo:
Mmmmmnnn... cloud9:
Cheers,,,,, Thumbs:
Cheers,,,,, Thumbs: You're a bit slow...? rubschin:
He was in bed noooo:
Cheers,,,,, Thumbs: You're a bit slow...? rubschin: Did I forget to post in the beer thread,,,,,, whistle:
He was in bed noooo: It's a Bank holiday....... cussing:
Cheers,,,,, Thumbs: You're a bit slow...? rubschin: Did I forget to post in the beer thread,,,,,, whistle: Yes, you big mincer.... noooo:
Cheers...... Thumbs:
:thumbsup:
Thumbs:
Soon... whistle:
Soon... whistle: That damn thumb.......... whistle:
facepalm: Has LL left a supply of pizzas to incinerate? rubschin:
facepalm: Has LL left a supply of pizzas to incinerate? rubschin: Thumbs: Thumbs:
facepalm: Has LL left a supply of pizzas to incinerate? rubschin: yes... redface: I'm gonna chuck it all in the bin and go down the chippy every night.... :thumbsup:
facepalm: Has LL left a supply of pizzas to incinerate? rubschin: yes... redface: I'm gonna chuck it all in the bin and go down the chippy every night.... :thumbsup: Thumbs: Thumbs:
oH, FUCK IT eastdrink048 eastdrink048
oH, FUCK IT eastdrink048 eastdrink048 Thumbs:
Cheers..... Thumbs:
Hangover free huh? Well send some to Cyprus Kim, I'm sure that Apey would be happy to be a mug guinea pig test subject volunteer and try if for you. rubschin: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3406736/Cheers-Kim-North-Korea-claims-invented-alcoholic-drink-doesn-t-hangover.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3406736/Cheers-Kim-North-Korea-claims-invented-alcoholic-drink-doesn-t-hangover.html)
Hangover free huh? Well send some to Cyprus Kim, I'm sure that Apey would be happy to be a mug guinea pig test subject volunteer and try if for you. rubschin: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3406736/Cheers-Kim-North-Korea-claims-invented-alcoholic-drink-doesn-t-hangover.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3406736/Cheers-Kim-North-Korea-claims-invented-alcoholic-drink-doesn-t-hangover.html) Thumbs: Thumbs: Is it free....... rubschin:
Glug, glug, glug.... cloud9:
Brandy time....... Thumbs: for the cold like..... whistle:
Brandy time....... Thumbs: for the cold like..... whistle: rubschin:
Brandy time....... Thumbs: for the cold like..... whistle: rubschin: Night-cap for you.... whistle:
Cheers! Thumbs: Thumbs:
Cheers! Thumbs: Thumbs: Weeelll ahead of you........ Thumbs:
Glugs...
Glugs... Cheers....... Thumbs: Miss T is relaxed now so my turn....... Thumbs:
Too many jokes noooo:
Too many jokes noooo: cussing:
Well as the beer is finished... redface:
Well as the beer is finished... redface: :thumbsup:
Cheers.... Thumbs:
Cheers.... Thumbs: Cheers! Thumbs: I'm working on a rather nice Pinot Grigio... cloud9: ...from Lidl.... redface:
Cheers.... Thumbs: Cheers! Thumbs: I'm working on a rather nice Pinot Grigio... cloud9: ...from Lidl.... redface: Miss C,,,,, sad24:
Cheers.... Thumbs: Cheers! Thumbs: I'm working on a rather nice Pinot Grigio... cloud9: ...from Lidl.... redface: Miss C,,,,, sad24: cry: She can't be well or I wouldn't have been able to buy so much last week.... noooo:
Cheers with twiglets...... cloud9:
Cheers with twiglets...... cloud9: Had a few beers... but I'm sure it is collapso o'clock now... ;)
Looks cool but seems to be a lot of hassle to do... rubschin: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3462180/How-serve-amazing-cocktails-inside-balls-ice-chipped-open.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3462180/How-serve-amazing-cocktails-inside-balls-ice-chipped-open.html)
eastdrink048
eastdrink048 Thumbs: Thumbs:
eastdrink048 Thumbs: Thumbs: Thumbs: Thumbs: Thumbs:
eastdrink048 Thumbs: Thumbs: Thumbs: Thumbs: Thumbs: Thumbs: Thumbs: Thumbs: Thumbs:
Glug, glug, GLUG!
Glug, glug, GLUG! Thumbs:
It's the weekend....... whistle:
It's the weekend....... whistle: Blimy! eeek:
It's the weekend....... whistle: And you're two hours ahead... :thumbsup:
It's the weekend....... whistle: And you're two hours ahead... :thumbsup: Zactly........ Thumbs:
Glugs... cloud9:
Glugs... cloud9: Thumbs: it makes sense......
eastdrink048
Seeing as I missed a day cheers..... Thumbs:
Seeing as I missed a day cheers..... Thumbs: Glugster! :thumbsup:
Seeing as I missed a day cheers..... Thumbs: Glugster! :thumbsup: Well it looks like Miss T didn't have a day off ...may need to go for supplies.... evil:
Seeing as I missed a day cheers..... Thumbs: Glugster! :thumbsup: Well it looks like Miss T didn't have a day off ...may need to go for supplies.... evil: doh:
eastdrink048
Seeing as I missed a day cheers..... Thumbs: Glugster! :thumbsup: Well it looks like Miss T didn't have a day off ...may need to go for supplies.... evil: doh: I don't think anyone was suprised.... noooo:
Seeing as I missed a day cheers..... Thumbs: Glugster! :thumbsup: Well it looks like Miss T didn't have a day off ...may need to go for supplies.... evil: doh: I don't think anyone was suprised.... noooo: Rookie mistake to run out.... noooo:
redface: shame on I
redface: shame on I Shame on Apey.... noooo:
redface: shame on I Shame on Apey.... noooo: Indeed. evil: He has returned with a 5lt barrel of vino though. cloud9:
redface: shame on I Shame on Apey.... noooo: Indeed. evil: He has returned with a 5lt barrel of vino though. cloud9: :thumbsup:
redface: shame on I Shame on Apey.... noooo: Indeed. evil: He has returned with a 5lt barrel of vino though. cloud9: For less than €5 I bet... :thumbsup:
redface: shame on I Shame on Apey.... noooo: Indeed. evil: He has returned with a 5lt barrel of vino though. cloud9: For less than €5 I bet... :thumbsup: 6 euros ..... Shocked:
redface: shame on I Shame on Apey.... noooo: Indeed. evil: He has returned with a 5lt barrel of vino though. cloud9: For less than €5 I bet... :thumbsup: 6 euros ..... Shocked: pathead:
redface: shame on I Shame on Apey.... noooo: Indeed. evil: He has returned with one of BM's 5lt barrels of vino though. cloud9: At least Apey thinks it is vino..... scared2: rubschin:
redface: shame on I Shame on Apey.... noooo: Indeed. evil: He has returned with one of BM's 5lt barrels of vino though. cloud9: At least Apey thinks it is vino..... scared2: rubschin: Thumbs:
redface: shame on I Shame on Apey.... noooo: Indeed. evil: He has returned with a 5lt barrel of vino though. cloud9: For less than €5 I bet... :thumbsup: 6 euros ..... Shocked: pathead: Gone....... noooo:
Hence the incontinence. It's a kind of recycling :thumbsup:
redface: shame on I Shame on Apey.... noooo: Indeed. evil: He has returned with a 5lt barrel of vino though. cloud9: For less than €5 I bet... :thumbsup: 6 euros ..... Shocked: pathead: Gone....... noooo: ;D
Cheers fellow glugsters! Thumbs:
Glug, glug, glug...
eastdrink048 sad24:
Thumbs:
It is amazing how far a glass of collaspo goes when you knock it over! cussing: All up the fucking wall, over the PC, UPS floor, up the cupboards! Banghead
It is amazing how far a glass of collaspo goes when you knock it over! cussing: All up the fucking wall, over the PC, UPS floor, up the cupboards, into the new phone! Banghead whistle:
It is amazing how far a glass of collaspo goes when you knock it over! cussing: All up the fucking wall, over the PC, UPS floor, up the cupboards, into the new phone! Banghead whistle: Luckily not on the phone - it doesn't work in the man cave.... ;D
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It is amazing how far a glass of collaspo goes when you knock it over! cussing: All up the fucking wall, over the PC, UPS floor, up the cupboards! Banghead noooo: And all the supposed solutions don't really work. Still got a patch on the carpet near me that looks a bit like a faded scene from a 1970s knife murder. Fortunately there's a huge foot stool that covers it
It is amazing how far a glass of collaspo goes when you knock it over! cussing: All up the fucking wall, over the PC, UPS floor, up the cupboards! Banghead noooo: And all the supposed solutions don't really work. Still got a patch on the carpet near me that looks a bit like a faded scene from a 1970s knife murder. Fortunately there's a huge foot stool that covers it Bastard plaster on the walls sucks it up faster than I can... evil: That'll be a painting job tomorrow....
It is amazing how far a glass of collaspo goes when you knock it over! cussing: All up the fucking wall, over the PC, UPS floor, up the cupboards! Banghead noooo: And all the supposed solutions don't really work. Still got a patch on the carpet near me that looks a bit like a faded scene from a 1970s knife murder. Fortunately there's a huge foot stool that covers it Bastard plaster on the walls sucks it up faster than I can... evil: That'll be a painting job tomorrow.... And worst of all such a waste of collapso
It is amazing how far a glass of collaspo goes when you knock it over! cussing: All up the fucking wall, over the PC, UPS floor, up the cupboards! Banghead noooo: And all the supposed solutions don't really work. Still got a patch on the carpet near me that looks a bit like a faded scene from a 1970s knife murder. Fortunately there's a huge foot stool that covers it I bet you wrote stool the first time and then corrected it whistle:
It is amazing how far a glass of collaspo goes when you knock it over! cussing: All up the fucking wall, over the PC, UPS floor, up the cupboards! Banghead noooo: And all the supposed solutions don't really work. Still got a patch on the carpet near me that looks a bit like a faded scene from a 1970s knife murder. Fortunately there's a huge foot stool that covers it Bastard plaster on the walls sucks it up faster than I can... evil: That'll be a painting job tomorrow.... And worst of all such a waste of collapso Zactly.... noooo:
YOu could send Foggy over to lick it all up, like :thumbsup:
YOu could send Foggy over to lick it all up, like :thumbsup: Just send Foggy... eyes:
Spank2:
It is amazing how far a glass of collaspo goes when you knock it over! cussing: All up the fucking wall, over the PC, UPS floor, up the cupboards! Banghead noooo: And all the supposed solutions don't really work. Still got a patch on the carpet near me that looks a bit like a faded scene from a 1970s knife murder. Fortunately there's a huge foot stool that covers it I bet you wrote stool the first time and then corrected it whistle: I may have whistle:
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eastdrink048
Oh, go on then... redface:
I can see a trip to London on the cards.... cloud9: http://metro.co.uk/2016/03/17/now-there-is-a-gin-school-so-you-can-learn-everything-there-is-to-know-about-gin-5712444/ (http://metro.co.uk/2016/03/17/now-there-is-a-gin-school-so-you-can-learn-everything-there-is-to-know-about-gin-5712444/)
eastdrink048
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Nom, nom, nom.... cloud9:
For denticinal purposes.... :thumbsup:
rubschin: rubschin: rubschin: rubschin: FOr sanity purposes rubschin: :thumbsup:
Nearly run out .....Miss T said she used it in the cooking ....... noooo:
Is she cooking a whale?
Nod has turned up with quite a lot of collapso. This may get messy........ noooo:
He is getting maudlin noooo:
He is getting maudlin noooo: I thought Reggie was dead? rubschin:
Child ::)
Child ::) Shocked: Not Yewtree as well
He is getting maudlin noooo: I thought Reggie was dead? rubschin: drumroll:
Child ::) Shocked: Not Yewtree as well lol: lol: lol:
Plonk o'clock... :thumbsup:
Plonk o'clock... :thumbsup: That just sound so wrong noooo:
He means plonker o'clock whistle:
He means plonker o'clock whistle: horn: ::)
eastdrink048
Cheers! cloud9:
eastdrink048 eastdrink048
Cheers! ;D
Still keeping Nod off the RED collapso. He tells me it makes him want to fight scared2: scared2: scared2:
Still keeping Nod off the RED collapso. He tells me it makes him want to fight scared2: scared2: scared2: Take him to France ........ Thumbs:
He refuses to got there as he is afraid of being beheaded ::). He bottled out of a trip there a year or so ago, so I had to go with Pasties instead.
He refuses to got there as he is afraid of being beheaded ::). He bottled out of a trip there a year or so ago, so I had to go with Pasties instead. So both Nod and Pasties were afraid of being beheaded when going on a trip to France with you? rubschin:
You can now get collapso for your cat... noooo: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3651712/Cat-wines-called-Pinot-Meow-MosCATo-available-share-drink-favourite-feline.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3651712/Cat-wines-called-Pinot-Meow-MosCATo-available-share-drink-favourite-feline.html)
eeek:
Blue wine? noooo: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3650440/The-real-Blue-Nun-Spanish-firm-ignores-centuries-tradition-create-BRIGHT-BLUE-wine.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3650440/The-real-Blue-Nun-Spanish-firm-ignores-centuries-tradition-create-BRIGHT-BLUE-wine.html)
eastdrink048 eastdrink048
Blue wine? noooo: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3650440/The-real-Blue-Nun-Spanish-firm-ignores-centuries-tradition-create-BRIGHT-BLUE-wine.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3650440/The-real-Blue-Nun-Spanish-firm-ignores-centuries-tradition-create-BRIGHT-BLUE-wine.html) Easier to hide the anti-freeze! :thumbsup:
Blue wine? noooo: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3650440/The-real-Blue-Nun-Spanish-firm-ignores-centuries-tradition-create-BRIGHT-BLUE-wine.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3650440/The-real-Blue-Nun-Spanish-firm-ignores-centuries-tradition-create-BRIGHT-BLUE-wine.html) Easier to hide the anti-freeze! :thumbsup: Wondered what it was I could taste in your last batch... rubschin:
It ishere, but it's 3 hours till my train goes scared2:
I have a posh bottle of Chianti open... cloud9:
I have a posh bottle of Chianti open... cloud9: You'll be Miss I's bestish friend...
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eastdrink048
Cheers! :thumbsup:
Cheers! Utterly shit day at Gatwick. I'm broked.
Glug, glug, glug...
Good plan!
No free drink......... eeek: eeek:
eastdrink048
What's minimum safe distance from a drunken Nick........? scared2:
What's minimum safe distance from a drunken Nick........? scared2: A fair few parsecs?
What's minimum safe distance from a drunken Nick........? scared2: A fair few parsecs? And if BM is drinking as well....? scared2: scared2:
What's minimum safe distance from a drunken Nick........? scared2: A fair few parsecs? And if BM is drinking as well....? scared2: scared2: Light years?
What's minimum safe distance from a drunken Nick........? scared2: A fair few parsecs? And if BM is drinking as well....? scared2: scared2: Light years? How did we survive when the pair of them were drinking in Cyprus? eeek:
What's minimum safe distance from a drunken Nick........? scared2: A fair few parsecs? And if BM is drinking as well....? scared2: scared2: Light years? How did we survive when the pair of them were drinking in Cyprus? eeek: Well just a wild arsed guess but I suspect our own drinking was involved
Speaking of drinking, it's an interesting concept but I'm not sure I'd want to imbibe anything that colour... noooo: (https://www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/nintchdbpict000273872972-e1476178081124.jpg?w=887) http://metro.co.uk/2016/10/15/weed-infused-wine-is-now-a-thing-that-exists-6193717/ (http://metro.co.uk/2016/10/15/weed-infused-wine-is-now-a-thing-that-exists-6193717/)
What's minimum safe distance from a drunken Nick........? scared2: A fair few parsecs? And if BM is drinking as well....? scared2: scared2: Light years? How did we survive when the pair of them were drinking in Cyprus? eeek: evil:
What's minimum safe distance from a drunken Nick........? scared2: A fair few parsecs? And if BM is drinking as well....? scared2: scared2: Light years? How did we survive when the pair of them were drinking in Cyprus? eeek: evil: What? The pair of you are disaster prone enough on your own and sober, together and pissed however..... scared2:
evil: evil:
Been introduced to toffee vodka... cloud9:
Been introduced to toffee vodka... cloud9: :thumbsup: it's so very very drinkable.
A new glass developed with Miss D in mind.... http://metro.co.uk/2016/10/17/theres-now-a-wine-glass-that-attaches-to-the-bottle-so-you-can-drink-even-quicker-6197007/ (http://metro.co.uk/2016/10/17/theres-now-a-wine-glass-that-attaches-to-the-bottle-so-you-can-drink-even-quicker-6197007/) scared:
A new glass developed with Miss D in mind.... http://metro.co.uk/2016/10/17/theres-now-a-wine-glass-that-attaches-to-the-bottle-so-you-can-drink-even-quicker-6197007/ (http://metro.co.uk/2016/10/17/theres-now-a-wine-glass-that-attaches-to-the-bottle-so-you-can-drink-even-quicker-6197007/) scared: Yessssssssssssss! inane:
A new glass developed with Miss D in mind.... http://metro.co.uk/2016/10/17/theres-now-a-wine-glass-that-attaches-to-the-bottle-so-you-can-drink-even-quicker-6197007/ (http://metro.co.uk/2016/10/17/theres-now-a-wine-glass-that-attaches-to-the-bottle-so-you-can-drink-even-quicker-6197007/) scared: Yessssssssssssss! inane: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo noooo: Be like trying to drink a Yard of Red
A new glass developed with Miss D in mind.... http://metro.co.uk/2016/10/17/theres-now-a-wine-glass-that-attaches-to-the-bottle-so-you-can-drink-even-quicker-6197007/ (http://metro.co.uk/2016/10/17/theres-now-a-wine-glass-that-attaches-to-the-bottle-so-you-can-drink-even-quicker-6197007/) scared: Yessssssssssssss! inane: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo noooo: Be like trying to drink a Yard of Red yeeeeeeeesssssssssssssssssssssssss! inane:
A new glass developed with Miss D in mind.... http://metro.co.uk/2016/10/17/theres-now-a-wine-glass-that-attaches-to-the-bottle-so-you-can-drink-even-quicker-6197007/ (http://metro.co.uk/2016/10/17/theres-now-a-wine-glass-that-attaches-to-the-bottle-so-you-can-drink-even-quicker-6197007/) scared: Yessssssssssssss! inane: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo noooo: Be like trying to drink a Yard of Red yeeeeeeeesssssssssssssssssssssssss! inane: You want one of those Black and Decker PaintMate jobbies (they were crap BTW) and fill it with collapso so it constantly pumps it to your mouth
A new glass developed with Miss D in mind.... http://metro.co.uk/2016/10/17/theres-now-a-wine-glass-that-attaches-to-the-bottle-so-you-can-drink-even-quicker-6197007/ (http://metro.co.uk/2016/10/17/theres-now-a-wine-glass-that-attaches-to-the-bottle-so-you-can-drink-even-quicker-6197007/) scared: Yessssssssssssss! inane: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo noooo: Be like trying to drink a Yard of Red Just a mouthful for BM you say... rubschin:
Something tells me that when Apey reads this he'll be looking at the cheapest way to get to Italy.... whistle: http://www.saveur.com/italy-free-wine-fountain (http://www.saveur.com/italy-free-wine-fountain)
Sluuurrrrpppp! cloud9:
Could we combine this with the morning thread ......... rubschin:
Could we combine this with the morning thread ......... rubschin: No... ::) We could create a 'All New Good Morning I'm Now Off To Bed' thread tho.... rubschin:
Cheers! For medicinal purposes for my wounds like... whistle:
eastdrink048
Cheers! For medicinal purposes for my wounds like... whistle: Why not give it to the cat instead?
Cheers! For medicinal purposes for my wounds like... whistle: Why not give it to the cat instead? If I could catch the fucker! cussing:
A liqueur made from the most exclusive coffee on the planet? cloud9: (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmrblack.co%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2016%2F07%2Fgeisha_main.jpg&hash=062bb2249d4681b60fb82255132e90567c0b184c) If you will excuse me I need to fill out a question paper.... cloud9: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/food/article-3941828/Coffee-mad-customers-pass-EXAM-drink-buy-world-s-rarest-liqueur-Mr-Black.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/food/article-3941828/Coffee-mad-customers-pass-EXAM-drink-buy-world-s-rarest-liqueur-Mr-Black.html)
Sod it, what a day.............. NickSick eastdrink048
Waaaaaaay ahead of ya... Thumbs:
A giant three litre bottle of Jack Daniels for £50.... rubschin: http://metro.co.uk/2016/11/25/morrisons-black-friday-2016-jack-daniels-3-litres-for-50-6281715/ (http://metro.co.uk/2016/11/25/morrisons-black-friday-2016-jack-daniels-3-litres-for-50-6281715/)
A giant three litre bottle of Jack Daniels for £50.... rubschin: http://metro.co.uk/2016/11/25/morrisons-black-friday-2016-jack-daniels-3-litres-for-50-6281715/ (http://metro.co.uk/2016/11/25/morrisons-black-friday-2016-jack-daniels-3-litres-for-50-6281715/) Get that cheap lidl JD instead! Thumbs:
RIght then, done all the work I can till I get more crap to read so I am off to the pub :thumbsup:
RIght then, done all the work I can till I get more crap to read so I am off to the pub :thumbsup: Thumbs:
One for the ladies... http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/food/article-3970632/As-Instagram-goes-wild-red-wine-hot-chocolate-reveal-Pinterest-recipe-using.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/food/article-3970632/As-Instagram-goes-wild-red-wine-hot-chocolate-reveal-Pinterest-recipe-using.html)
As it is Christmas rubschin:, as I am Christmas shopping angel1 and as it is cold I have decided that Port is a good plan cloud9:
As it is Christmas rubschin:, as I am Christmas shopping angel1 and as it is cold I have decided that Port is a good plan cloud9: LL bought some port the other day.... rubschin:
eastdrink048
As it is Christmas rubschin:, as I am Christmas shopping angel1 and as it is cold I have decided that Port is a good plan cloud9: LL bought some port the other day.... rubschin: Dover?
As it is Christmas rubschin:, as I am Christmas shopping angel1 and as it is cold I have decided that Port is a good plan cloud9: LL bought some port the other day.... rubschin: Dover? drumroll:
As it is Christmas rubschin:, as I am Christmas shopping angel1 and as it is cold I have decided that Port is a good plan cloud9: LL bought some port the other day.... rubschin: Dover? drumroll: drumroll: drumroll: "A port in every girl"
As it is Christmas rubschin:, as I am Christmas shopping angel1 and as it is cold I have decided that Port is a good plan cloud9: LL bought some port the other day.... rubschin: Dover? drumroll: drumroll: drumroll: "A port in every girl" Ben Dover you say?
Those five litre wine boxes don't last very long... rubschin:
Those five litre wine boxes don't last very long... rubschin: Just a mouthful you say.... whistle:
eastdrink048
eastdrink048 Thumbs: Thumbs:
surrender: surrender:
surrender: surrender: Mincer....... noooo:
Only just started here.
Beer and a cheeky whiskey.... whistle:
Today's rool is not before noon angel1 6 minutes to go :thumbsup:
Today's rool is not before noon angel1 6 minutes to go :thumbsup: Cyprus noon...... Thumbs:
So much for dry January... noooo:
So much for dry January... noooo: Thumbs:
i was going to be off it today but i had toast this morning so I thought, "bollocks, just go for it"...
:thumbsup:
i was going to be off it today but i had toast this morning so I thought, "bollocks, just go for it"... Same here ...but beer ..
:thumbsup: both
eastdrink048
eastdrink048 On my birthday ....... rubschin:
On your tab :thumbsup:
On your tab :thumbsup: No swearing please .......... noooo:
eastdrink048 redface:
redface:
Cheers BM .......... Thumbs:
Cheers BM .......... Thumbs: evil:
Cheers BM .......... Thumbs: evil: Shame was my round ........ whistle:
Cheers BM .......... Thumbs: evil: Shame was my round ........ whistle: Banghead
Cheers BM .......... Thumbs: evil: Shame was my round ........ whistle: Banghead Yours next time ......... Thumbs: simples
NickSick NickSick
NickSick NickSick 300 snotters .......... Shocked: lapdancing places are cheaper ........(BM told me )...
I may need a restorative collapso when I get home, like. :thumbsup:
I may need a restorative collapso when I get home, like. :thumbsup: DR Apey ......always right.......... cloud9:
NickSick
Some substantial pasta with red meat and red collapso. Still trying to rebuild my strength after the weekend NickSick eyes:
Some substantial pasta with red meat and red collapso. Still trying to rebuild my strength after the weekend NickSick eyes: This isn't the dinner thread... ::) Anyhoo... I am on cheap Lidl collapso... cloud9:
redface: redface: redface: And that is evidence of how shagged out I am. I was up at the crack yesterday! sad24:
Forgot that the peak time First Class trains have free collapso eeek:
Forgot that the peak time First Class trains have free collapso eeek: Thumbs:
Nod. Pub. noooo:
Another sodding Bank Holiday and more shitty weather eastdrink048
Change of plan. London it is cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:
Change of plan. London it is cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: :thumbsup: Flat hunting eh?
Actively considering collapso rubschin:
Actively considering collapso rubschin: Cheers! Thumbs:
Collapso here.... been a busy busy weekend. surrender:
To celebrate my dazzling success in my Equality and Diversity exam I am going to the pub :thumbsup:
To celebrate my dazzling success in my Equality and Diversity exam I am going to the pub :thumbsup: Thumbs:
To perv at the new barmaid redface:
To perv at the new barmaid redface: Why not As as she doesn't let you know she knows what you're doing
I perved at the other barmaids too, in a spirit of Equality and Diversity angel1
Today was Pims O'Clock time (Hampton Court flower show preview evening)
Sod it, going to the pub :thumbsup:
Sod it, going to the pub :thumbsup: Top man! Thumbs:
Sod it, going to the pub :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Sod it, going to the pub :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Video editing is thirsty werk eastdrink048
Video editing is thirsty werk eastdrink048 cussing: no drinking till 11pm ...
I will have one for you angel1
Video editing is thirsty werk eastdrink048 cussing: no drinking till 11pm ... We are using Aussie time, it's currently 23.54 in Adelaide :thumbsup:
Video editing is thirsty werk eastdrink048 cussing: no drinking till 11pm ... We are using Aussie time, it's currently 23.54 in Adelaide :thumbsup: I know but driving ... evil:
Let Foggy dri....................oh, the Moke noooo: redface:
Video editing is thirsty werk eastdrink048 cussing: no drinking till 11pm ... We are using Aussie time, it's currently 23.54 in Adelaide :thumbsup: I know but driving ... evil: Currently working my way through 24 bottles of Coors Light I was given, I'll raise one in your name as you can't drink at the moment... whistle:
Video editing is thirsty werk eastdrink048 cussing: no drinking till 11pm ... I'm sure it is 11pm somewhere... whistle: whistle: Cheers! :thumbsup:
DId you spend a lot of time in Preston?
Video editing is thirsty werk eastdrink048 cussing: no drinking till 11pm ... We are using Aussie time, it's currently 23.54 in Adelaide :thumbsup: I know but driving ... evil: Currently working my way through 24 bottles of Coors Light I was given, I'll raise one in your name as you can't drink at the moment... whistle: :thumbsup: surprisingly good is Coors Light.
Video editing is thirsty werk eastdrink048 cussing: no drinking till 11pm ... We are using Aussie time, it's currently 23.54 in Adelaide :thumbsup: I know but driving ... evil: Currently working my way through 24 bottles of Coors Light I was given, I'll raise one in your name as you can't drink at the moment... whistle: :thumbsup: surprisingly good is Coors Light. evil:
Video editing is thirsty werk eastdrink048 cussing: no drinking till 11pm ... We are using Aussie time, it's currently 23.54 in Adelaide :thumbsup: I know but driving ... evil: Currently working my way through 24 bottles of Coors Light I was given, I'll raise one in your name as you can't drink at the moment... whistle: :thumbsup: surprisingly good is Coors Light. evil: imho Coors Lite and Miller Lite are refreshing beers to drink with food not as a beer all by itself
eastdrink048
Video editing is thirsty werk eastdrink048 cussing: no drinking till 11pm ... We are using Aussie time, it's currently 23.54 in Adelaide :thumbsup: I know but driving ... evil: Currently working my way through 24 bottles of Coors Light I was given, I'll raise one in your name as you can't drink at the moment... whistle: :thumbsup: surprisingly good is Coors Light. evil: imho Coors Lite and Miller Lite are refreshing beers to drink with food not as a beer all by itself Discovered a liking to Coors Lite when I found out it was £1.40 a pint at work (gotta love that staff discount) and rather drinkable. :thumbsup:
eastdrink048
eastdrink048 eastdrink048 After this week I may never surface noooo: noooo: Cept I have lunch with Nod tomorrow rubschin:
An invitation I can't refuse redface:
An invitation I can't refuse redface: scared2:
An invitation I can't refuse redface: scared2: Nod's feeling neglected? rubschin:
An invitation I can't refuse redface: scared2: Nod's feeling horny? rubschin: whistle:
An invitation I can't refuse redface: scared2: Nod's feeling horny? rubschin: whistle: lol: lol: lol:
An invitation I can't refuse redface: scared2: Nod's feeling horny? rubschin: whistle: lol: lol: lol: lol: lol: lol: lol:
eastdrink048 Malbec and Camembert :thumbsup:
eastdrink048 Malbec and Camembert :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
eastdrink048
eastdrink048 Waaaaay ahead of ya.... ;)
oyph noooo:
oyph noooo: I know... cry:
And mine sad24:
And mine sad24: happy100
eastdrink048
eastdrink048 My surgery remains open but the advice may get more daring redface:
eastdrink048 My surgery remains open but the advice may get more daring redface: eeek:
Try me. I dispense excellent advice when pissed. All my inner censors fade away angel1
Try me. I dispense excellent advice when pissed. All my inner censors fade away angel1 Inner censors? happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
evil:
eastdrink048
It appears to be collapso o'clock... cloud9:
It appears to be collapso o'clock... cloud9: Beer here started a little early........ redface:
It appears to be collapso o'clock... cloud9: Beer here started a little early........ redface: :thumbsup:
redface:
redface: Beer here too ... Thumbs:
It's 3.45 redface:
It's 3.45 redface: Yeah a bit late ...... noooo:
It's 3.45 redface: Yeah a bit late ...... noooo: Advanced age catching up? rubschin:
Hot gin?? rubschin: http://metro.co.uk/2017/11/16/cambridge-is-being-blessed-with-a-hot-gin-pop-up-bar-this-christmas-7082292/#mv-b (http://metro.co.uk/2017/11/16/cambridge-is-being-blessed-with-a-hot-gin-pop-up-bar-this-christmas-7082292/#mv-b)
Hair of the dog redface:
Hair of the dog redface: Thumbs: Way ahead of you ....... redface:
Hair of the dog redface: Started at lunchtime... redface:
Sod it. Pub with an old mate (and his husband eeek: )
Sod it. Pub with an old mate (and his husband eeek: ) Weird how ‘her wife’ and ‘his husband’ just don’t surprise any more. I’d like to think it’s cos we’ve all grown up a bit but more like just can’t be bothered with the effort of being shocked
Quite. But they both drink like fish NickSick NickSick NickSick
Off to meet the Vicar's Daughter NickSick scared2:
I have hiccups redface: sad24:
I have hiccups redface: sad24: I use the drink beer slowly cure.
noooo: noooo: That gerl led me astray agin (hic) sad24:
noooo: noooo: That gerl led me astray agin (hic) sad24: Ashtray and a ciggie holder ... Thumbs:
angry041:
Cheers...
Port and Stilton cloud9:
Port and Stilton cloud9: Gout......... noooo:
My sympathies angel1
Port and Stilton cloud9: Gout. He is getting in the Brummagem spirit and suggesting you leave the house. ::)
drumroll: drumroll:
Port and Stilton cloud9: Gout. He is getting in the Brummagem spirit and suggesting you leave the house. ::) drumroll:
Thumbs:
eastdrink048
The latest challenge for the smuggers to try.......once Apey has a straw to 'clean' up the spillage... noooo: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5190535/Straight-arm-challenge-taking-social-media-storm.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5190535/Straight-arm-challenge-taking-social-media-storm.html)
The latest challenge for the smuggers to try.......once Apey has a straw to 'clean' up the spillage... noooo: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5190535/Straight-arm-challenge-taking-social-media-storm.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5190535/Straight-arm-challenge-taking-social-media-storm.html) noooo:
eastdrink048
Sod it, it's still Christmas redface:
Sod it, it's still Christmas redface: Waaaaays ahead of yas... redface: redface: redface:
I am in training for tomorrow's "lunch". :thumbsup:
Sod it, it's still Christmas redface: Waaaaays ahead of yas... redface: redface: redface: Drunken senile delinquents, the pair of you.... lol:
cloud9:
cloud9: Not disputing the senility part of that then... whistle:
I get worse as I get older angel1
Was given a bottle of spicy tomato juice and a bottle of voddy among my presents. Think almost bloody Mary's are on the cards when I get back from work. rubschin:I get worse as I get older angel1 Oh crap!!!! Steve, where does Nick stand on the VP Disasterocalypse scale scared2:
Tomorrow will be dangerous eveilgrin: especially as we are meeting at Wandsworth Common whistle: scared2:
You are meeting Nod on Wandsworth common.......? rubschin: TMJ noooo:
cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:
cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: Why am I not surprised, given their advanced age the dangerous brothers had to have been losing their marbles for years. It explains so much... rubschin:
You have much to look forward to. Look at Mr Darwin, sir .......... :thumbsup:
cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: Why am I not surprised, given their advanced age the dangerous brothers had to have been losing their marbles for years. It explains so much... rubschin: I got marbles in a Christmas cracker this year! :thumbsup:
Have you lost them yet?
Have you lost them yet? I think LL has put them away... redface:
Never to be seen again noooo: noooo:
Never to be seen again noooo: noooo: Prolly not... noooo: We were out walking the dogs on Xmas Eve and found a Christmas card addressed to the local Gayers lying in the gutter... The card, not the gayers... noooo: So we take it home and laters on Xmas Day we see them coming home from the pub pissed and prolly heading home for a good bumming like and mention that we have acquired an card addressed to their good selves which is designed to commemorate the coming of the Christ child and mince pies and everything... So they come past today to collect the aforementioned commemorative card... BM: Where did you put that card for the gayers...? LL: I chucked it in the bin BM: facepalm:
point: point: point: point: point:
Never to be seen again noooo: noooo: Prolly not... noooo: We were out walking the dogs on Xmas Eve and found a Christmas card addressed to the local Gayers lying in the gutter... The card, not the gayers... noooo: So we take it home and laters on Xmas Day we see them coming home from the pub pissed and prolly heading home for a good bumming like and mention that we have acquired an card addressed to their good selves which is designed to commemorate the coming of the Christ child and mince pies and everything... So they come past today to collect the aforementioned commemorative card... BM: Where did you put that card for the gayers...? LL: I chucked it in the bin BM: facepalm: lol: lol: lol:
You have much to look forward to. Look at Mr Darwin, sir .......... :thumbsup: :thumbsup: You have even more to forget.
Sod it. As it generally appear to be this endless Christmas............ eastdrink048 eastdrink048 I wonder if Tipsy would be open to a stiff one rubschin:
Well Dry January didn't last very long... noooo:
It never does. Mind you, Nod is on the water today so he can rehydrate in time for tomorrow (and "lunch" on Thursday. And it is my birthday soon eastdrink048
Well Dry January didn't last very long... noooo: Tis still holiday season - you can't start yet. And you have to start on a Monday - that is the law. So you have another week nearly :thumbsup:
NickSick
Well Dry January didn't last very long... noooo: Tis still holiday season - you can't start yet. And you have to start on a Monday - that is the law. So you have another week nearly :thumbsup: Isn't today Monday...? I forget... rubschin:
Pickled noooo:
Long day at the "office". eastdrink048
Long day at the "office". eastdrink048 Waaaay ahead....
Well Dry January didn't last very long... noooo: Tis still holiday season - you can't start yet. And you have to start on a Monday - that is the law. So you have another week nearly :thumbsup: Thumbs: Thumbs: cloud9:
eastdrink048
Well Dry January didn't last very long... noooo: Tis still holiday season - you can't start yet. And you have to start on a Monday - that is the law. So you have another week nearly :thumbsup: Ooops, missed another Monday... redface: Perhaps next week...? whistle:
eastdrink048
eastdrink048 Cheers! :thumbsup:
In training for "lunch" with Nod tomorrow noooo:
In training for "lunch" with Nod tomorrow noooo: Am I??? eeek:
::)
In training for "lunch" with Nod tomorrow noooo: Am I??? eeek: well I suppose it is tradition to introduce prospective partners to the rest of the family... rubschin:
eastdrink048
Sluuurrrppp.... redface:
eastdrink048
eastdrink048 Cheers! :thumbsup:
Cheers! Thumbs:
rubschin: was up early .......
rubschin: was up early ....... I couldn't let you drink alone like... and it is the weekend... whistle:
rubschin: was up early ....... I couldn't let you drink alone like... and it is the weekend... whistle: Peer pressure ......... noooo: oh well ...beer o clock it is then .....
rubschin: was up early ....... I couldn't let you drink alone like... and it is the weekend... whistle: Peer pressure ......... noooo: oh well ...beer o clock it is then ..... Thumbs:
rubschin: was up early ....... I couldn't let you drink alone like... and it is the weekend... whistle: Peer pressure ......... noooo: oh well ...beer o clock it is then ..... Thumbs: Only 2 left ... evil:
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redface: redface: redface: redface:
redface: redface: redface: redface: Well ahead of both of you ........ noooo:
Aaaand we're off! lol:
noooo:
noooo: Hair of the dog like... redface:
rubschin:
rubschin: rubschin:
Big Sis is a stickler evil:. G&T o'clock at 6.00 sharp
Big Sis is a stickler evil:. G&T o'clock at 6.00 sharp :thumbsup:
eastdrink048
Big Sis is a stickler evil:. G&T o'clock at 6.00 sharp 6 in the MORNING??? eeek:
Banghead Banghead Banghead
You do have that kind of effect on people Nick... lol:
Sod it cussing: cussing: cussing: "Lunch" with Nod and I am cancelling the rest of the day
Sod it cussing: cussing: cussing: "Lunch" with Nod and I am cancelling the rest of the day Thumbs: Thumbs: same here ......too many idiots ........ noooo:
NickSick cloud9:
Cheers!
Cheers! Slacker ....... noooo:
Cheers! Slacker ....... noooo: I know... redface:
eastdrink048 I have a full time job from next week with a load of autistic loonies noooo:
eastdrink048 I have a full time job from next week with a load of autistic loonies noooo: No backing tracks ........ rubschin:
Cheers...
Sod it!! eastdrink048
POETS day eastdrink048
And just in time for it being Apey's round.... eveilgrin: https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/934526/whisky-rare-bottle-untapped-expensive-moray-scotch-linkwood-distillery (https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/934526/whisky-rare-bottle-untapped-expensive-moray-scotch-linkwood-distillery)
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Vicar's daughter :thumbsup: eastdrink048
The Vicar's Daughter is an evil temptress eastdrink048
I haven't had any red collapso since leaving Cyprus... eeek:
I haven't had any red collapso since leaving Cyprus... eeek: Too busy getting pissed on everything else you say... rubschin:
I haven't had any red collapso since leaving Cyprus... eeek: Too busy getting pissed on everything else you say... rubschin: Would be a good plan Oz wine costs more in Oz than it does here. How does that work out?
I haven't had any red collapso since leaving Cyprus... eeek: Too busy getting pissed on everything else you say... rubschin: Would be a good plan Oz wine costs more in Oz than it does here. How does that work out? In NZ at the mo and had some red last night... cloud9:
POETS day :thumbsup: eastdrink048
Getting in training for lunch with Nod tomorrow. Still slightly suffering from Thursday with Suzi redface:
A bottle, no a case of your strongest brain bleach please. I saw a sight at work earlier that I need to purge for the sake of my sanity. Some deranged nutjob who would make a sumo wrestler look anorexic walking through town wearing nothing but a neon pink mankini. Oh God!!! Why can't real life come with an unsee button. eeek: sick2: Shocked:
Cheers! :thumbsup:
redface: It's always collapso o clock here redface:
POETS day redface:
POETS day redface: Beer o'clock here, for nice change like... :thumbsup:
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redface: I'll join ya... :thumbsup:
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Cheers! :thumbsup:
eastdrink048
eastdrink048 Waaaay ahead... redface:
Having a drink to the success of my tender redface:
Having a drink to the success of my tender redface: Cheeeers! :thumbsup:
Is LL going out for a drive? whistle:
Is LL going out for a drive? whistle: noooo:
point: point: point: point: noooo:
point: point: point: point: noooo: You're tender. whistle:
cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
"Lunch" began at 12 NickSick NickSick NickSick
"Lunch" began at 12 NickSick NickSick NickSick Cheers! :thumbsup:
While it isn't a drink something tells me that if BM bought some you'd find Apey in the bathroom spraying it down his throat... rubschin: https://www.liquor.com/articles/you-can-now-buy-whiskey-deodorant/#gs.o_VeazI (https://www.liquor.com/articles/you-can-now-buy-whiskey-deodorant/#gs.o_VeazI) On the other hand I can't help but wonder just how many people are going to fall foul of the police wearing it while driving somewhere... lol:
While it isn't a drink something tells me that if BM bought some you'd find Apey in the bathroom spraying it down his throat... rubschin: https://www.liquor.com/articles/you-can-now-buy-whiskey-deodorant/#gs.o_VeazI (https://www.liquor.com/articles/you-can-now-buy-whiskey-deodorant/#gs.o_VeazI) On the other hand I can't help but wonder just how many people are going to fall foul of the police wearing it while driving somewhere... lol: bonkers Why not market it as 'Smell like a Scottish Drunk'
While it isn't a drink something tells me that if BM bought some you'd find Apey in the bathroom spraying it down his throat... rubschin: https://www.liquor.com/articles/you-can-now-buy-whiskey-deodorant/#gs.o_VeazI (https://www.liquor.com/articles/you-can-now-buy-whiskey-deodorant/#gs.o_VeazI) On the other hand I can't help but wonder just how many people are going to fall foul of the police wearing it while driving somewhere... lol: bonkers Why not market it as 'Smell like a Scottish Drunk' Well if they do then there is only one person who could be the face of the product... (https://www.comedy.co.uk/images/library/comedies/300/r/rab_c_nesbitt_white.jpg) :thumbsup:
:thumbsup: :thumbsup:
While it isn't a drink something tells me that if BM bought some you'd find Apey in the bathroom spraying it down his throat... rubschin: https://www.liquor.com/articles/you-can-now-buy-whiskey-deodorant/#gs.o_VeazI (https://www.liquor.com/articles/you-can-now-buy-whiskey-deodorant/#gs.o_VeazI) On the other hand I can't help but wonder just how many people are going to fall foul of the police wearing it while driving somewhere... lol: lol: lol: lol:
POETS Day redface:
POETS Day redface: Here too! :thumbsup:
It always is ::) Your life is one long Friday
It always is ::) Your life is one long Friday The long good Friday! :thumbsup: eeek: scared2:
It always is ::) Your life is one long Friday Mine is one long Saturday nah nah na nah na
Back on topic. Another daft named Ozzie Red that is a stonking drink. 19 Crimes (https://images-eu.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/41Z+8hqi+ZL._AC_US436_FMwebp_QL65_.jpg)
Back on topic. Another daft named Ozzie Red that is a stonking drink. 19 Crimes (https://images-eu.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/41Z+8hqi+ZL._AC_US436_FMwebp_QL65_.jpg) Not as daft as you might think, if memory serves there were only 19 crimes that warranted 'punishment by transportation to Australia'.
Back to being absolutely bleedin' roasting again so spotted a pack of Smirnoff raspberry sorbet on the way home.... whistle:
eastdrink048
Sod it eastdrink048
Cheers! :thumbsup:
Sod it! eastdrink048
Out of curiosity I tried a chilli vodka slushie on the way home... Aside from the feeling of utter wrongness because your mouth is hot and cold at the same time it's rather moreish... cloud9:
Long day at me lock, like so eastdrink048
So last night in an echo back to the holiday we broke out our long saved Barbera di Asti effin corked wasn't it Banghead So had to raid a bottle of Barolo that iirc was not cheap. Decent stuff though
So last night in an echo back to the holiday we broke out our long saved Barbera di Asti effin corked wasn't it Banghead So had to raid a bottle of Barolo that iirc was not cheap. Decent stuff though That sucks... noooo:
Who fancies a whiskey, only £848k... eeek: https://news.sky.com/story/holy-grail-of-whisky-bottle-of-1926-macallan-valerio-adami-sold-for-world-record-848750-11516364
Who fancies a whiskey, only £848k... eeek: https://news.sky.com/story/holy-grail-of-whisky-bottle-of-1926-macallan-valerio-adami-sold-for-world-record-848750-11516364 Splosh of Coke in that then...? lol:
Who fancies a whiskey, only £848k... eeek: https://news.sky.com/story/holy-grail-of-whisky-bottle-of-1926-macallan-valerio-adami-sold-for-world-record-848750-11516364 Spose it would be heresy to ask for a Coke to mix it with Should I say I regret posting that ^
Who fancies a whiskey, only £848k... eeek: https://news.sky.com/story/holy-grail-of-whisky-bottle-of-1926-macallan-valerio-adami-sold-for-world-record-848750-11516364 Spose it would be heresy to ask for a Coke to mix it with AFFS! cussing:
Who fancies a whiskey, only £848k... eeek: https://news.sky.com/story/holy-grail-of-whisky-bottle-of-1926-macallan-valerio-adami-sold-for-world-record-848750-11516364 Spose it would be heresy to ask for a Coke to mix it with AFFS! cussing: redface: I'll blame tapatalk, society, the cats and cutbacks (but it'd be lies as I plain just effed up)
Who fancies a whiskey, only £848k... eeek: https://news.sky.com/story/holy-grail-of-whisky-bottle-of-1926-macallan-valerio-adami-sold-for-world-record-848750-11516364 Spose it would be heresy to ask for a Coke to mix it with AFFS! cussing: redface: I'll blame tapatalk, society, the cats and cutbacks (but it'd be lies) Tory austerity! cussing:
Who fancies a whiskey, only £848k... eeek: https://news.sky.com/story/holy-grail-of-whisky-bottle-of-1926-macallan-valerio-adami-sold-for-world-record-848750-11516364 Spose it would be heresy to ask for a Coke to mix it with AFFS! cussing: redface: I'll blame tapatalk, society, the cats and cutbacks (but it'd be lies) Tory austerity! cussing: Putting the clocks forward and back might be in the mix too
Free collapso on this service :thumbsup:
Free? eeek:
In First Class whistle:
In First Class whistle: Thankfully no First Class in the VP... cloud9:
We all know that ::)
We all know that ::) Or second... redface:
Chink, chink...
NickSick
eastdrink048
Well, it is collapso o'clock in owld munny... redface:
Well, it is collapso o'clock in owld munny... redface: :thumbsup: thinking of another thread, I read that at first as collapse a dock
Well, it is collapso o'clock in owld munny... redface: :thumbsup: thinking of another thread, I read that at first as collapse a dock lol: lol: lol:
Cheers... redface:
All day free Prosecco care of the VIP tickets Cook bought for this craft fair - :thumbsup:
Bit late tonight redface: eastdrink048
Bit late tonight redface: eastdrink048 noooo:
eastdrink048
eastdrink048 Might have a beer instead... rubschin:
Offer one to your laptop whistle:
Offer one to your laptop whistle: scared2: scared2: scared2:
Don't spill it angel1
Offer one to your laptop whistle: Cheers, this bucket fetishist is enough to drive any hardware to drink... sad24: rubschin:
Offer one to your laptop whistle: Cheers, this bucket fetishist is enough to drive any hardware to drink... sad24: rubschin: lol:
Chateau Cardboard... cloud9:
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eastdrink048
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My bottle of Mr Black is taking a rather large hammering... redface:
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Mishter Black ish finished, time to try the Cryshtal Head voddy *hic* eastdrink048
I may need a new liver soon noooo:
I may need a new liver soon noooo: With bacon?
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Fer medicinal purposes like... redface:
sick2:
sick2: point: point: point:
sad24:
Full English all day breakfast required :thumbsup:
sick2:
Cheers...
I might risk a little bit later rubschin: redface:
I might risk a little bit later rubschin: redface: Cheers! :thumbsup:
That was a mistake sick2: sick2: sick2: I may be dying sad24: sad24:
That was a mistake sick2: sick2: sick2: I may be dying sad24: sad24: *checks flights*
Wine, not the cancer you big mong cussing: cussing: cussing: Back on the water now and hoping to keep it down sad24: sad24: sad24: I think you may be on my funeral invite list rubschin:
Wine, not the cancer you big mong cussing: cussing: cussing: Back on the water now and hoping to keep it down sad24: sad24: sad24: I think you may be on my funeral invite list rubschin: And in the will prolly... cloud9:
You can have Jim!! eveilgrin:
You can have Jim!! eveilgrin: facepalm:
POETS day redface:
You can have Jim!! eveilgrin: facepalm: To be fair BM, Memi showed us that you are able to revive a clapped out old banger although a car that Nick has been driving for years may be more than you can deal with... rubschin:
Poor Jim. He is feeling a bit crushed. He will feel even more crushed on Tuesday noooo: Even Miss I wants a photo of him. She said he was "comfy" cloud9:
Hotd redface: redface: redface:
A nice glass of splosh... cloud9:
Not good for your pecker whistle:
Not good for your pecker whistle: evil:
We are contemplating stockpiling collapso The thought of having to drink English wine after March could drive one to turps
We are contemplating stockpiling collapso The thought of having to drink English wine after March could drive one to turps Turps or turnips?
We are contemplating stockpiling collapso The thought of having to drink English wine after March could drive one to turps Turps or turnips? Either but Turps has a certain exclusivity factor
Splish splosh... cloud9:
NickSick
As a sacrifice to the noble art of Collapso we have sacrificed a none too cheap Barollo Hic! But to be honest the £7 a bottle Oz stuff is better
As a sacrifice to the noble art of Collapso we have sacrificed a none too cheap Barollo Hic! But to be honest the £7 a bottle Oz stuff is better :thumbsup:
Been a busy day, we have it tough here... Time for a nice glass of Château de Chasselas... whistle:
Been a busy day, we have it tough here... Time for a nice glass of Château de Chasselas... whistle: Let me guess, you had to get up 4 hours before you went to bed and then pushed the ground back into place with your tongue... whistle:
Been a busy day, we have it tough here... Time for a nice glass of Château de Chasselas... whistle: Let me guess, you had to get up 4 hours before you went to bed and then pushed the ground back into place with your tongue... whistle: lol: lol: lol: he were lucky
Been a busy day, we have it tough here... Time for a nice glass of Château de Chasselas... whistle: Let me guess, you had to get up 4 hours before you went to bed and then pushed the ground back into place with your tongue... whistle: Yes... cry:
Been a busy day, we have it tough here... Time for a nice glass of Château de Chasselas... whistle: Let me guess, you had to get up 4 hours before you went to bed and then pushed the ground back into place with your tongue... whistle: lol: lol: lol: he were lucky If you ever get the chance to see it there is a comedy masterclass version from one of the Secret Policeman's Balls with Alan Rickman, Eddie Izzard, Harry Enfield and Vic Reeves where the three of them are doing their damnedest to get Alan to laugh. lol:
Been a busy day, we have it tough here... Time for a nice glass of Château de Chasselas... whistle: Let me guess, you had to get up 4 hours before you went to bed and then pushed the ground back into place with your tongue... whistle: lol: lol: lol: he were lucky If you ever get the chance to see it there is a comedy masterclass version from one of the Secret Policeman's Balls with Alan Rickman, Eddie Izzard, Harry Enfield and Vic Reeves where the three of them are doing their damnedest to get Alan to laugh. lol: Off to google for it
Is this it? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAgrz2cVlXw&index=23&t=0s&list=PL28157DDF73B97B01 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAgrz2cVlXw&index=23&t=0s&list=PL28157DDF73B97B01)
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Is this it? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAgrz2cVlXw&index=23&t=0s&list=PL28157DDF73B97B01 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAgrz2cVlXw&index=23&t=0s&list=PL28157DDF73B97B01) Excellent! :thumbsup: This is my favourite... The expression on Cleese's Mr. Darwin Sir's face is priceless! VIDEO
Is this it? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAgrz2cVlXw&index=23&t=0s&list=PL28157DDF73B97B01 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAgrz2cVlXw&index=23&t=0s&list=PL28157DDF73B97B01) That's the one, while I an a huge fan of the original version I just loved the way that no matter what they tried they couldn't get more than a slight smile out of Alan. I'm hoping they still do the event as I've wanted to go to one for years now.
Sluuuurrrrppppp.... cloud9:
Cheers! :thumbsup: Early start due to bad weather... redface:
Cheers! :thumbsup: Early start due to bad weather... redface: Any beer before wine? Seems some lucky students got paid to be ratarsed to find out if a good or bad idea https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-47143368 (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-47143368)
Cheers! :thumbsup: Early start due to bad weather... redface: Any beer before wine? Seems some lucky students got paid to be ratarsed to find out if a good or bad idea https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-47143368 (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-47143368) Narp... did not pass GO! went straight to collapso economico...
Friday redface: redface:
Cheers! :thumbsup: Early start due to bad weather... redface: Any beer before wine? Seems some lucky students got paid to be ratarsed to find out if a good or bad idea https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-47143368 (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-47143368) Narp... did not pass GO! went straight to collapso economico... :thumbsup:
Hair of the K9... redface:
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redface: Thumbs:
Sluuurrrrp! redface:
eastdrink048 eastdrink048 (Not in pooter, obviously redface: )
eastdrink048 eastdrink048 (Not in pooter, obviously redface: ) Cheers!
The miserable weather has driven me to it like... redface:
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eastdrink048 redface:
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Hair of the dog... :thumbsup:
redface: May need some crunchy termite snacks :thumbsup: There could be munny in this :thumbsup: Well 2000 Euros for someone ackchooly whistle:
Cheers! :thumbsup:
https://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/alcohol/bin-men-judging-you-on-all-those-wine-bottles-20190402184278 (https://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/alcohol/bin-men-judging-you-on-all-those-wine-bottles-20190402184278) whistle:
https://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/alcohol/bin-men-judging-you-on-all-those-wine-bottles-20190402184278 (https://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/alcohol/bin-men-judging-you-on-all-those-wine-bottles-20190402184278) whistle: bottles? Doesn't BM get his in tetra packs?
https://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/alcohol/bin-men-judging-you-on-all-those-wine-bottles-20190402184278 (https://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/alcohol/bin-men-judging-you-on-all-those-wine-bottles-20190402184278) whistle: bottles? Doesn't BM get his in tetra packs? Lidl don't do them any more... evil:
https://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/alcohol/bin-men-judging-you-on-all-those-wine-bottles-20190402184278 (https://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/alcohol/bin-men-judging-you-on-all-those-wine-bottles-20190402184278) whistle: bottles? Doesn't BM get his in tetra packs? Lidl don't do them any more... evil: Haven't seen them in Tescos recently either. Well there's those shite 2.5 Litre boxes with a tap
Yay, the Brig is back... cloud9: https://www.falmouthpacket.co.uk/news/17570391.the-brig-in-falmouth-set-to-reopen/?ref=rss (https://www.falmouthpacket.co.uk/news/17570391.the-brig-in-falmouth-set-to-reopen/?ref=rss)
Yay, the Brig is back... cloud9: https://www.falmouthpacket.co.uk/news/17570391.the-brig-in-falmouth-set-to-reopen/?ref=rss (https://www.falmouthpacket.co.uk/news/17570391.the-brig-in-falmouth-set-to-reopen/?ref=rss) Shrugs:
An excellent run bar in the middle of town, closed with little warning recently to much mourning.
Tis nearly Easter... redface:
Tis nearly Easter... redface: noooo:
Cheers! Happy Easter like! Thumbs:
Ooops https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-48292972 (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-48292972) 'A lucky diner was accidentally served a £4,500 bottle of red wine at a restaurant' lol: lol: lol:
Ooops https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-48292972 (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-48292972) 'A lucky diner was accidentally served a £4,500 bottle of red wine at a restaurant' lol: lol: lol: lol: lol: lol: But, but, but who orders a £260 bottle of wine anyway? eeek:
Ooops https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-48292972 (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-48292972) 'A lucky diner was accidentally served a £4,500 bottle of red wine at a restaurant' lol: lol: lol: lol: lol: lol: But, but, but who orders a £260 bottle of wine anyway? eeek: Well quite, just bonkers imho I paid for a $620 double bottle of white wine once but my boss ordered it (and of course signed the expenses). It was OK but a £15 Pinot Grigio from Tescos would have beaten it
eastdrink048 eastdrink048 Wonder how BM's "wine tasting" is going.... whistle:
Cheers!
Is having a jet engine outside your front door an acceptable excuse to crack a bottle at 2.00?
Is having a jet engine outside your front door an acceptable excuse to crack a bottle at 2.00? Oh yes! :thumbsup:
Thanks :thumbsup: :thumbsup: Put it on Apey's tab please whistle:
Thanks :thumbsup: :thumbsup: Put it on Apey's tab please whistle: Kerrrrchiiiing! Thumbs:
Cheers! :thumbsup: Well, 'tis bleddy hot!
redface: I blame Nod noooo:
I’m staying on Coke for now but if you two can why not?
I’m staying on Coke for now but if you two can why not?VIDEO rubschin:
lol: lol: lol:
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redface: redface: I'm not surprised you are on it! lol: Cheers Nick, good health mate! :thumbsup:
I am now!!
Shit day Shit week Fuck it! eastdrink048
Cheers! First drink since Sunday... angel1
Praise the Lord. His liver is Saved. Not the rest of him noooo:
Praise the Lord. His liver is Saved. Not the rest of him noooo: sad24:
redface:
angel1
sad24:
Cheers! :thumbsup:
Praise the Lord. His liver is Saved. Not the rest of him noooo: sad24: What do you mean, the rest of him has absorbed so much alcohol over the centuries decades years....as I was saying the rest of him has absorbed so much alcohol that he must be pickled by now... rubschin:
Cheers... redface:
Cheers... redface: Are you at my wedding...... eeek: eeek:
Cheers... redface: Are you at my wedding...... eeek: eeek: Not yet! ;)
Cheers! redface:
eastdrink048 eastdrink048
The Rock is releasing a brand of tequila... rubschin: https://www.liquor.com/articles/new-tequila-brand-the-rock/#gs.mkqi6m (https://www.liquor.com/articles/new-tequila-brand-the-rock/#gs.mkqi6m) I could be tempted. :thumbsup:
The Rock is releasing a brand of tequila... rubschin: https://www.liquor.com/articles/new-tequila-brand-the-rock/#gs.mkqi6m (https://www.liquor.com/articles/new-tequila-brand-the-rock/#gs.mkqi6m) I could be tempted. :thumbsup: Um, who is The Rock...? shrugs:
The Rock is releasing a brand of tequila... rubschin: https://www.liquor.com/articles/new-tequila-brand-the-rock/#gs.mkqi6m (https://www.liquor.com/articles/new-tequila-brand-the-rock/#gs.mkqi6m) I could be tempted. :thumbsup: Um, who is The Rock...? shrugs: Dwayne Johnson, former wrestler turned Hollywood actor.
BM who watches every fillum ever made (and a few that haven't yet) doesn't know who The Rock is? Shocked:
BM who watches every fillum ever made (and a few that haven't yet) doesn't know who The Rock is? Shocked: Do you think he has been replaced by a pod bucket.......? scared2:
BM who watches every fillum ever made (and a few that haven't yet) doesn't know who The Rock is? Shocked: Do you think he has been replaced by a pod bucket.......? scared2: It was the 3D printer wot dunnit
BM who watches every fillum ever made (and a few that haven't yet) doesn't know who The Rock is? Shocked: Do you think he has been replaced by a pod bucket.......? scared2: It was the 3D printer wot dunnitHe printed the replacement as the original was getting in the way of vacnet. The headspace is empty so nobody should have noticed any difference. cussing: scared2:
scared2: scared2: lol: lol: lol:
I think the rest of us are safe, because of the bucket they didn't have to figure out how to 3d print a working face. rubschin:
Alcoholic slushies, perfect for a hot summers day cloud9: There was a place in Ipswich that did them back when I was working there. The Mojito slushie was really nice during the summer. https://www.liquor.com/slideshows/vodka-slushies/?utm_source=Sailthru&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=7.1TheVodkaSlushieYouNeed-Unpaid&utm_content=Final&utm_term=Liquor:TotalConsumer#gs.mategfxi (https://www.liquor.com/slideshows/vodka-slushies/?utm_source=Sailthru&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=7.1TheVodkaSlushieYouNeed-Unpaid&utm_content=Final&utm_term=Liquor:TotalConsumer#gs.mategfxi)
Alcoholic slushies, perfect for a hot summers day cloud9: There was a place in Ipswich that did them back when I was working there. The Mojito slushie was really nice during the summer. https://www.liquor.com/slideshows/vodka-slushies/?utm_source=Sailthru&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=7.1TheVodkaSlushieYouNeed-Unpaid&utm_content=Final&utm_term=Liquor:TotalConsumer#gs.mategfxi (https://www.liquor.com/slideshows/vodka-slushies/?utm_source=Sailthru&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=7.1TheVodkaSlushieYouNeed-Unpaid&utm_content=Final&utm_term=Liquor:TotalConsumer#gs.mategfxi) :thumbsup:
Cheers... redface:
Reward for cleaning kitchen redface:
Reward for cleaning kitchen redface: So they had a dirty kitchen yet had cleaning products available rubschin:
Reward for cleaning kitchen redface: So they had a dirty kitchen yet had cleaning products available rubschin: Shrewd move on their part. whistle:
Teenage party cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Teenage party cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: That is Nick's story and he is sticking to it... whistle:
Reward for cleaning kitchen redface: So they had a dirty kitchen yet had cleaning products available rubschin: Shrewd move on their part. whistle: They Tamed him........ Thumbs:
Reward for cleaning kitchen redface: So they had a dirty kitchen yet had cleaning products available rubschin: Shrewd move on their part. whistle: They Tamed him........ Thumbs: drumroll:
Nice little boozy pub lunch, pizza and cider. https://fetchthedrinks.com/product/farmer-jims-rootin-tootin-4-0-20-litre-bag-in-box/ Great stuff but risky as hell given it doesn't taste alcoholic in the slightest. I was on my 4th pint before I even realised. :thumbsup:
Reward for cleaning kitchen redface: So they had a dirty kitchen yet had cleaning products available rubschin: Shrewd move on their part. whistle: They Tamed him........ Thumbs: drumroll: drumroll: drumroll:
Reward for cleaning kitchen redface: So they had a dirty kitchen yet had cleaning products available rubschin: Shrewd move on their part. whistle: They Tamed him........ Thumbs: drumroll: drumroll: drumroll: drumroll: drumroll: drumroll:
Cheers! cussing:
Cheers! cussing: Who pissed in your lager? rubschin:
Cheers! cussing: Who pissed in your lager? rubschin: Developers! evil:
Cheers! cussing: Who pissed in your lager? rubschin: Developers! evil: https://www.humblebundle.com/level-up-your-python?hmb_source=navbar&hmb_medium=product_tile&hmb_campaign=tile_index_2 :thumbsup:
Cheers! cussing: Who pissed in your lager? rubschin: Developers! evil: https://www.humblebundle.com/level-up-your-python?hmb_source=navbar&hmb_medium=product_tile&hmb_campaign=tile_index_2 :thumbsup: FFS! facepalm:
Cheers! cussing: Who pissed in your lager? rubschin: Developers! evil: https://www.humblebundle.com/level-up-your-python?hmb_source=navbar&hmb_medium=product_tile&hmb_campaign=tile_index_2 :thumbsup: FFS! facepalm: What? You are more than old enough to have heard the phrase "If you want something done....." whistle:
redface:
So the doorbell rings. And it's our neighbours asking us if we want some free red wine? :thumbsup: Opened 9/10 full bottles but decent stuff, bit of a long story
It is collapso o'clock in old munny.... redface:
Cheers! cloud9:
Fuck it... redface:
Fuck it... redface: noooo: you can end up in A&E doing that with wine bottles oh you meant . . . . . .
Fuck it... redface: noooo: you can end up in A&E doing that with wine bottles oh you meant . . . . . . facepalm:
angel1 I prolly should have added "so I'm told" to that first line
Fuck it... redface: noooo: you can end up in A&E doing that with wine bottles oh you meant . . . . . . Or on Big Brother ....... noooo:
Anyone fancy a tipple.... https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7781891/Worlds-largest-bottle-single-malt-expected-fetch-15-000-online-auction.html
Anyone fancy a tipple.... https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7781891/Worlds-largest-bottle-single-malt-expected-fetch-15-000-online-auction.html rubschin: . . . . . noooo: Don't really do whisky without a 'e' esp single malts so well wasted on heathens like me " also features . . . a 20cm cork." Now I can think of so many people that could be used on
eastdrink048
eastdrink048 noooo:
On it! :thumbsup:
On it! :thumbsup: (https://media-cdn.tripadvisor.com/media/photo-s/07/76/a4/54/mambo-s.jpg) rubschin:
On it! :thumbsup: (https://media-cdn.tripadvisor.com/media/photo-s/07/76/a4/54/mambo-s.jpg) rubschin: How do you know about Malibu??? eeek:
On it! :thumbsup: (https://media-cdn.tripadvisor.com/media/photo-s/07/76/a4/54/mambo-s.jpg) rubschin: How do you know about Malibu??? eeek: I have my sources.... whistle:
On it! :thumbsup: (https://media-cdn.tripadvisor.com/media/photo-s/07/76/a4/54/mambo-s.jpg) rubschin: How do you know about Malibu??? eeek: I have my sources.... whistle: eeek: eeek: eeek: Shocked:
On it! :thumbsup: (https://media-cdn.tripadvisor.com/media/photo-s/07/76/a4/54/mambo-s.jpg) rubschin: How do you know about Malibu??? eeek: I have my sources.... whistle: eeek: eeek: eeek: Shocked: Anyone would think you are worried I had blackmail material on you... whistle:
I'm starting to think that red wine poisoning could be cumulative rubschin:
I'm starting to think that red wine poisoning could be cumulative rubschin: Do you get DTs mid morning...? redface:
No angel1 Do you?
I'm starting to think that red wine poisoning could be cumulative rubschin: Do you get DTs mid morning...? redface: DTs is a bar here in Paphos....... rubschin:
eastdrink048 redface:
Currently mead o clock here... cloud9:
On the collapso... Miss A and Swillmore coming for dinner.... noooo:
On the collapso... Miss A and Swillmore coming for dinner.... noooo: Good Night ..... whistle:
Pain relief obvs.... whistle:
redface:
redface: No pain now eh? Thumbs:
I have a poorly arse muscle sad24: sad24:
I have a poorly arse muscle sad24: sad24: shutup:
I have a poorly arse muscle sad24: sad24: A 'no shit Sherlock' moment? or worse?
Voltarol!!!
Oh dear... redface:
Just got back from "lunch" with Nod redface:
Cheers!
Cheers! Toasting my good news ... Thumbs: have 6 for me ....... Thumbs:
Cheers! Toasting my good news ... Thumbs: have 6 for me ....... Thumbs: Only 6...? Gayer:
It IS poets day and I do have a poorly back rubschin:
The very reasons I gave at 4pm... redface:
eastdrink048
eastdrink048 Cheers!
Hey Apey, how do you fancy the chance of getting free beer for life.... https://www.liquor.com/articles/secret-busch-pop-up/#gs.uq209v
Hey Apey, how do you fancy the chance of getting free beer for life.... https://www.liquor.com/articles/secret-busch-pop-up/#gs.uq209v 7 hours ... noooo:
Because I'm worth it... redface:
redface:
redface: Thumbs:
POETS days and my mate Melanie is unexpectedly en route with collapso cloud9:
POETS days and my mate Melanie is unexpectedly en route with collapso cloud9: Thumbs:
It will cost me. I have to listen to her talking about her teenage daughter ::) The child needs slapping noooo:
It will cost me. I have to listen to her talking about her teenage daughter ::) The child needs slapping noooo: Drink stella....... Thumbs:
Cheers... redface: Well, it is LL's burpday... whistle:
rubschin: redface:
If this is made from Crumpets does that mean you could class it as breakfast.......? rubschin: (https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2020/02/26/15/25227690-8047267-image-m-12_1582729398454.jpg) https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/food/article-8047267/Warburtons-set-turn-wonky-crumpets-BEER-battle-stop-food-waste.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ns_campaign=1490&ito=1490
If this is made from Crumpets does that mean you could class it as breakfast.......? rubschin: (https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2020/02/26/15/25227690-8047267-image-m-12_1582729398454.jpg) https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/food/article-8047267/Warburtons-set-turn-wonky-crumpets-BEER-battle-stop-food-waste.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ns_campaign=1490&ito=1490 For speeches ......... Thumbs:
If this is made from Crumpets does that mean you could class it as breakfast.......? rubschin: (https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2020/02/26/15/25227690-8047267-image-m-12_1582729398454.jpg) https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/food/article-8047267/Warburtons-set-turn-wonky-crumpets-BEER-battle-stop-food-waste.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ns_campaign=1490&ito=1490 For speeches ......... Thumbs: ;D Just one problem, Warburton's crumpets are shite
POETS day redface:
POETS day redface: Indeed... whistle:
Cheap lager soon you say.... rubschin: https://edition.cnn.com/2020/02/28/business/corona-beer-marketing/index.html
Buuurrrpp.... redface:
Looks like you missed out Apey... https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8078411/Technical-fault-causes-Lambrusco-Grasparossa-pour-taps-Italy-instead-water.html
Looks like you missed out Apey... https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8078411/Technical-fault-causes-Lambrusco-Grasparossa-pour-taps-Italy-instead-water.html Miss I ..needs a visit ....... rubschin:
Cheers! redface:
redface: redface:
Oh, look what time it is... redface:
Drink to help protect against getting ill you say.... rubschin: https://www.liquor.com/what-is-switchel-4798098?utm_campaign=liquor_consumer&utm_medium=email&utm_source=cn_nl&utm_content=19710447&utm_term=
Drink to help protect against getting ill you say.... rubschin: https://www.liquor.com/what-is-switchel-4798098?utm_campaign=liquor_consumer&utm_medium=email&utm_source=cn_nl&utm_content=19710447&utm_term= Cheers! redface:
eastdrink048
Breakfast you say.... rubschin: https://youtu.be/5DZYvHwI9wM I'm sold... cloud9:
Cheers... redface: Medicinal purposes, etc. whistle:
Cheers... redface: Medicinal purposes, etc. whistle: Well I suppose if you are out of sight and too pissed to move it keeps LL's blood pressure down... rubschin:
I am cooking eastdrink048 redface:
I am cooking eastdrink048 redface: scared2:
I am cooking eastdrink048 redface: scared2: Well I suppose if Nottingham burns to the ground then technically they have beaten Corona... rubschin:
I am cooking eastdrink048 redface: scared2: Well I suppose if Nottingham burns to the ground then technically they have beaten Corona... rubschin: A price worth paying you say?
Only one way through this... redface:
In case of shortage, I thought I should check on our stock of Scottish Wine. We will be OK redface: I seem to recall there is a legal limit on the amount of flammable liquid, such as petrol, that may be stored in the home. Any idea what that amount is? whistle:
Everyone in the country is going to be an alcoholic by the time this is over noooo:
Everyone in the country is going to be an alcoholic by the time this is over noooo: Speak for yourself... whistle:
Cheers...
redface: redface: redface:
Holding out for another coupe of hours angel1
Holding out for another coupe of hours angel1 worthy:
Holding out for another coupe of hours angel1 worthy: Untill the crack wears off....... whistle:
Holding out for another coupe of hours angel1 worthy: Untill the crack wears off....... whistle: lol: lol: lol:
redface: redface:
redface: redface: redface:
redface: redface: redface: Just cracked open my first one too. Cheers :thumbsup:
redface: redface: redface: Just cracked open my first one too. Cheers :thumbsup: Cheers top man! Thumbs:
redface:
Cheers !
Cheers ! Thumbs:
Cheers ! Thumbs: For breakfast....... rubschin: I remember those days..... cloud9:
At last... Thumbs:
rubschin:
rubschin: You know it makes sense... Thumbs:
Housework done. Ipso facto it is time for collapso... cloud9:
rubschin:
Housework done. Ipso facto it is time for collapso... cloud9: Is that like the Krypton Factor ........ rubschin:
Housework done. Ipso facto it is time for collapso... cloud9: Is that like the Krypton Factor ........ rubschin: Bloody hell, I just about remember that show from when I was a kid... whistle:
redface:
I'm on the beer today for a change... redface:
Well, it is the only thing that really goes with a bacon sarnie isn't it...? redface:
noooo:
Well, it is the only thing that really goes with a bacon sarnie isn't it...? redface: Well that and Ed Millipede
Well, it is the only thing that really goes with a bacon sarnie isn't it...? redface: Well that and Ed Millipede drumroll: lol: lol: lol:
redface:
redface: Waaaaay ahead of ya.... redface:
Mrs K has discovered that the local shop we're using sells Malbecs :thumbsup:
redface:
We've run out of collapso! eeek:
We've run out of collapso! eeek: noooo: there's always beer
We've run out of collapso! eeek: noooo: there's always beer Beer it is! Thumbs:
We've run out of collapso! eeek: You can't get the staff these days ........ noooo:
Late on parade today... eeek:
Late on parade today... eeek: LL had mentioned that before....... whistle:
cheers!
cheers! Cheers! Thumbs:
redface:
Cheers :thumbsup:
Fuck it... redface:
Well you are 2 hours ahead of us
Got to go and get supplies redface:
rubschin: rubschin: redface:
"Lets not start so early today" was a convincing argument... redface:
"Lets not start so early today" was a convincing argument... redface: noooo: (off to warm up goodnight thread )........
"Lets not start so early today" was a convincing argument... redface: noooo: (off to warm up goodnight thread )........ evil:
"Lets not start so early today" was a convincing argument... redface: noooo: (off to warm up goodnight thread )........ You may want to rename it the goodafternoon thread..... whistle:
I am being strong angel1
I am being strong angel1 eeek:
I am being strong angel1 Putting the hose away doesn't make you Mr Universe... whistle:
redface:
If you are doing power poses while putting the hose away your new neighbour is going to be torn between calling the men in white coats and pissing herself laughing... noooo:
::)
No collapso 'til 5pm today... scared2:
No collapso 'til 5pm today... scared2: point:
No collapso 'til 5pm today... scared2: point: Two hours... sad24:
No collapso 'til 5pm today... scared2: point: Two hours... sad24: Not if you wind the clock forward to European Summer Collapso time
45 mins... scared2:
angel1
Cheers! Delayed zero hour by vacuum packing the winter bedding... ::)
redface:
Cheers! Delayed zero hour by vacuum packing the winter bedding... ::) So what did the world look like when sober Father Jack? whistle:
redface:
:thumbsup: redface: POETS Day angel1
POETS Day for sure! Thumbs:
redface:
redface: redface: redface: redface:
redface: an hour ago
Happy Easter... redface:
rubschin:
redface:
redface: Thumbs:
redface:
Happy Easter... redface: TM nailing Js ............. noooo:
Still Easter... redface:
Radio 2 just quoted a listener saying they were giving up alcohol for the duration unless they saw someone drinking on TV . . . . . . and they are now binging on Floyd repeats :thumbsup:
Radio 2 just quoted a listener saying they were giving up alcohol for the duration unless they saw someone drinking on TV . . . . . . and they are now binging on Floyd repeats :thumbsup: happy001
:thumbsup: Nipping to the supermarket redface:
:thumbsup: Nipping to the supermarket redface: I'm guessing that under the circumstances you are banned from ordering online noooo:
redface:
Held off until 1400. Well done me :thumbsup:
Held off until 1400. Well done me :thumbsup: Top man! Thumbs:
WHich time zone?
redface:
Reward myself for top notch hose work, you say? rubschin:
Reward myself for top notch hose work, you say? rubschin: Here too! Thumbs:
Lockdown... redface:
Lockdown... redface: No rules during lockdown :thumbsup:
I am being strong angel1
redface:
I am being strong angel1 Probably just as well, if you can manage to flood the cellar while sober God only knows what chaos you would end up causing when pissed... noooo:
evil:
evil: Are you saying that I'm wrong Nicholas...? whistle:
cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
redface:
redface:
Not yet... scared2:
Not yet... scared2: LL told you ...... whistle:
Not yet... scared2: LL told you ...... whistle: You do realise if you keep saying things like that BM can easily have LL talk to Misty... whistle:
Cheers... cloud9:
redface:
Here we go again... redface:
noooo:
redface:
redface: Thumbs:
Sunday... redface:
I'm thinking the same rubschin:
I'm thinking the same rubschin: It is what god would want... Thumbs:
May have to go the supermarket redface:
May have to go the supermarket redface: It is what god would want... Thumbs:
I'm thinking the same rubschin: It is what god would want... Thumbs: lol: lol: lol:
redface:
I can't even think of an excuse... redface:
angel1
angel1 Gayer:
Oh go on then... :thumbsup:
Oh go on then... :thumbsup: Top man! Thumbs:
redface:
redface: You are pissed and watching a video on making plasma in a microwave....... Oh God... Nottingham, I'm sorry... noooo:
::) cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
redface:
angel1
redface:
Oh somewhat ahead of you.... redface:
Only just started...overdid it somewhat last night binge watching Gangs of London.
Um, good morning noooo:
Only just started...overdid it somewhat last night binge watching Gangs of London. I'm watching that... Fuck me, could they have any more characters in it...? eeek:
Only just started...overdid it somewhat last night binge watching Gangs of London. I'm watching that... Fuck me, could they have any more characters in it...? eeek: And could it be any more violent? eeek:
Only just started...overdid it somewhat last night binge watching Gangs of London. I'm watching that... Fuck me, could they have any more characters in it...? eeek: And could it be any more violent? eeek: Could there be more darkies? eeek:
Um, good morning noooo: Shrugs:
Happy birthday TMR! Thumbs:
He is everyone's beshtest friend redface:
Gift from my neighbours (https://i.postimg.cc/p9c6LP89/IMG-0710.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/p9c6LP89) cloud9:
Gift from my neighbours (https://i.postimg.cc/p9c6LP89/IMG-0710.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/p9c6LP89) cloud9: :thumbsup: When you say 'gift' was that like protection collapso as you threatened to flood the communal cellar?
Gift from my neighbours (https://i.postimg.cc/p9c6LP89/IMG-0710.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/p9c6LP89) cloud9: :thumbsup: When you say 'gift' was that like protection collapso as you threatened to flood the communal cellar? Raincotes du Rhone? rubschin:
Gift from my neighbours (https://i.postimg.cc/p9c6LP89/IMG-0710.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/p9c6LP89) cloud9: :thumbsup: When you say 'gift' was that like protection collapso as you threatened to flood the communal cellar? Raincotes du Rhone? rubschin: happy001
evil:
Nearly noon rubschin: POETS Day rubschin: Bank Holiday weekend rubschin:
Nearly noon rubschin: POETS Day rubschin: Bank Holiday weekend rubschin: rubschin:
Cheers! Thumbs:
redface:
Nearly noon rubschin: POETS Day rubschin: Bank Holiday weekend rubschin: Next weekend is Bank Holiday weekend. I suppose you could always do it again :thumbsup:
Ackchooly, every day seems to be a Bank Holiday rubschin:
noooo:
Ackchooly, every day seems to be a Bank Holiday rubschin: Like a Sunday you say You are Morrisey and I claim my five pounds
redface:
redface:
angel1
Cheers :thumbsup:
Cheers :thumbsup: Top man! Thumbs:
redface: A big boy made me do it redface:
redface: A big boy made me do it redface: Good man... Thumbs:
:thumbsup:
redface: * *Hey, it's Wednesday :thumbsup:
It is? eeek:
It is? eeek: Shrugs: Someone said there's a bank holiday soon, will anyone notice?
Nod hates Bank Holidays. He keeps grumbling about Friday ::)
Lightweights... ::)
Oh go on then... :thumbsup:
redface:
Yep... redface:
Have purchased a small yardarm redface:
Have purchased a small yardarm redface: Thumbs: Started at 3... redface:
Presumably you all LL flambee everything now ::) Pizza inferno anyone?
Presumably you all LL flambee everything now ::) Pizza inferno anyone? How did you know we are having pizza...? rubschin:
Wild guess ::) How well I recall the time that me and Pasties had lunch in Calais. He ordered something flambee d and the next thing the Pompiers arrived and ran into the kitchen. How we laffed :thumbsup:
Wild guess ::) How well I recall the time that me and Pasties had lunch in Calais. He ordered something flambee d and the next thing the Pompiers arrived and ran into the kitchen. How we laffed :thumbsup: lol: lol: lol:
Wild guess ::) How well I recall the time that me and Pasties had lunch in Calais. He ordered something flambee d and the next thing the Pompiers arrived and ran into the kitchen. How we laffed :thumbsup: lol: lol: lol: lol: lol: lol: lol:
Presumably you all LL flambee everything now ::) Pizza inferno anyone? How did you know we are having pizza...? rubschin: (https://i2-prod.bristolpost.co.uk/incoming/article385189.ece/ALTERNATES/s1200b/cloud-Aug-26-17.jpg)
LL killed the Pope eeek:
LL killed the Pope eeek: eeek: eeek:
LL killed the Pope eeek: eeek: eeek: Well I suppose as he is all dressed in white she could have mistaken him for a gatepost... rubschin:
LL killed the Pope eeek: eeek: eeek: Well I suppose as he is all dressed in white she could have mistaken him for a gatepost... rubschin: lol: lol: lol: It was his fault, he shouldn't have been delivering pizzas
Presumably you all LL flambee everything now ::) Pizza inferno anyone? How did you know we are having pizza...? rubschin: (https://i2-prod.bristolpost.co.uk/incoming/article385189.ece/ALTERNATES/s1200b/cloud-Aug-26-17.jpg) New Pope...? rubschin:
Presumably you all LL flambee everything now ::) Pizza inferno anyone? How did you know we are having pizza...? rubschin: (https://i2-prod.bristolpost.co.uk/incoming/article385189.ece/ALTERNATES/s1200b/cloud-Aug-26-17.jpg) New Pope...? rubschin: Affs
Consults teeny yardarm redface:
Consults teeny yardarm redface: Thumbs:
:thumbsup:
Celebrating my latest loaf like... redface:
Checks watch rubschin:
redface:
To cool down like... scorchio: redface:
noooo:
To cool down like... scorchio: redface: Nite ..... noooo:
redface:
Bit late on parade today, but barman:
Disappointing. Your big chance to strut your stuff at Wandsworth Common lost noooo: noooo: Lest we forget angel1
Disappointing. Your big chance to strut your stuff at Wandsworth Common lost noooo: noooo: Lest we forget angel1 redface: Unsurprisingly, I have avoided public transport at all costs since then. Apart from that one time I visited you on the outskirts of Brighton.
Buy a labrador and a white stick :thumbsup:
Bit late on parade today, but barman: noooo:
Bloody hot... redface:
Consults teeny yardarm rubschin:
Consults teeny yardarm rubschin: Don't the nurses do that for you ...... rubschin:
cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Consults teeny yardarm rubschin: Don't the nurses do that for you ...... rubschin: happy001
Cheers! redface: Finding Lockdown tough today... Can't wait for it to be partially lifted on Thursday...
Consults teeny yardarm rubschin: Don't the nurses do that for you ...... rubschin: happy001 happy001 happy001 Microbiology? rubschin:
cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Hey Apey I got a higher cussing: score than you did whistle:
Anyhoo, beer o'clock anyone...? https://www.liquor.com/beermosas-for-brunch-4844965?utm_campaign=liquor_consumer&utm_medium=email&utm_source=cn_nl&utm_content=20326372&utm_term=
Anyhoo, beer o'clock anyone...? https://www.liquor.com/beermosas-for-brunch-4844965?utm_campaign=liquor_consumer&utm_medium=email&utm_source=cn_nl&utm_content=20326372&utm_term= noooo: beer and fruit do not mix. No matter what the Belgians tell you
Anyhoo, beer o'clock anyone...? https://www.liquor.com/beermosas-for-brunch-4844965?utm_campaign=liquor_consumer&utm_medium=email&utm_source=cn_nl&utm_content=20326372&utm_term= noooo: beer and fruit do not mix. No matter what the Belgians tell you Nor chillies... sick2:
Does a pint of cerveza mixed with a double shot of tequila and a wedge of lime count? rubschin: If you want one to add to the completely disgusterous mix Garlic infused Vodka is a vile abomination and whoever first came up with it needs to be burned at the stake for their crime sick2:
Was holding off in case the plod needed a statement. They phoned and said nothing suspicious/natural causes, so eastdrink048
Was holding off in case the plod needed a statement. They phoned and said nothing suspicious/natural causes, so eastdrink048 :thumbsup:
redface:
Bit late today, been busy with repotting plants, like angel1
Seeing as Apey keeps moaning about how hot it is these should help poor Misty keep her marbles... Thumbs: https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/lifestyle/food-drink/diy-boozy-ice-lollies-make-22055909
POETS Day :thumbsup: redface:
Stella frenzy :thumbsup:
Ish the shun over the yardarm yet? redface:
Ish the shun over the yardarm yet? redface: Fine effort, old boy inane:
Started at 5... angel1
Started at 5... angel1 AM... noooo:
Started at 5... angel1 AM... noooo: evil:
redface:
cloud9:
cloud9: With Miss C ....... rubschin:
Just me then... Shocked:
Japanese stylee gin and tonic cloud9:
I held off until 5 angel1
I held off until 5 angel1 Gayer.
I held off until 5 angel1 The drink or Annie...? whistle:
Well, it is Wednesday redface:
Cheers!
Well it's Friday :thumbsup:
:thumbsup: :thumbsup: Every day is Friday at the moment redface:
:thumbsup: :thumbsup: Every day is Friday at the moment redface: Good point, well made :thumbsup:
Waaaaay ahead of yas... redface:
I guess LL, being poorly in the head, is not allowed collapso. Poor LL noooo:
Too early?
It's Saturday :thumbsup:
On it... redface:
Sod it! redface:
angel1
And we are off :thumbsup:
And we are off :thumbsup: Thumbs:
:thumbsup:
Birthday... whistle:
Birthday... whistle: Thumbs:
Birthday... whistle: :thumbsup:
Well, it is Thursday redface:
rubschin:
redface:
Stressful day... redface:
angel1
Having a day off angel1
Having a day off angel1 Shocked:
Had another day off, but the sun is over the yardarm :thumbsup:
Where BM got the idea from... whistle: https://youtu.be/Vcvo_nA9hFY
redface:
Going out for supplies redface:
Going out for supplies redface: Amateur... noooo:
Going out for supplies redface: For the sake of what little sanity the people of Nottingham have left please tell us you did more than think about getting dressed first.. scared2:
::)
Miss T was on free booze ...... noooo: My treat ..... whistle:
Miss T was on free booze ...... noooo: My treat ..... whistle: Free booze? Was this free as in a free offer or free as in the neighbours are going to be wondering where their order from the off licence went? whistle:
POETS Day :thumbsup: redface:
POETS Day :thumbsup: redface: rubschin: I've been off it all week but I had a load of Polish IPA and Porter delivered today...
Tis Saturday... redface:
Cheers all :thumbsup:
redface:
eastdrink048
Cheers! Thumbs:
Cheers :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Well, it's Friday... :thumbsup:
Well, it's Friday... :thumbsup: It is... redface:
Well, it's Saturday :thumbsup:
Mead o'clock cloud9:
redface:
redface: Aren't you supposed to be on lock duty? rubschin:
Only 9-1 currently angel1
Only 9-1 currently angel1 For every 9 barges that make it through safely the Nickbatross causes chaos on the next? rubschin:
::)
::) Ah, my mistake. 9 barges of chaos and one lucky one gets through unscathed. whistle:
Cheers... redface:
redface:
Cheers all :thumbsup: I dare say Miss D is waaaaaay ahead of me...
Checks yardarm ..... :thumbsup:
redface:
redface: redface:
redface:
Accidentally started at 3 redface:
redface:
For medicinal whotsits like... Thumbs:
:thumbsup: :thumbsup:
redface:
I'd give this a shot :thumbsup: https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/scotland-now/innis--gunn-launch-metre-22535220
I'd give this a shot :thumbsup: https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/scotland-now/innis--gunn-launch-metre-22535220 for a bet yes, otherwise noooo:
I'd give this a shot :thumbsup: https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/scotland-now/innis--gunn-launch-metre-22535220 Thumbs:
Sod it, POETS Day :thumbsup: redface:
Sod it, POETS Day :thumbsup: redface: So Friday 13th 2020 and Nick is getting pissed. What's the worst that could happen... rubschin:
Sod it, POETS Day :thumbsup: redface: So Friday 13th 2020 and Nick is getting pissed. What's the worst that could happen... rubschin: runs out of booze?
Well, it is dark redface:
Well, it is dark redface: Thumbs:
Cheers :thumbsup:
Cheers :thumbsup: Cheers! redface:
redface:
Cheers :thumbsup: (should have posted this 4 hours ago redface:)
:thumbsup:
:thumbsup: Thumbs:
Christmas AND POETS day redface:
redface:
redface: Waaaaaay ahead of ya... redface:
As always ::) But I am also cooking and cleaning angel1
'Tis time :thumbsup:
Gin... cloud9:
Why not :thumbsup:
Why not :thumbsup: Thumbs: (https://i.postimg.cc/3WvH9pLm/IMG-20201230-163134.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/3WvH9pLm)
Fuck it :thumbsup:
Fuck it :thumbsup: Same here... Thumbs:
rubschin: rubschin: rubschin: rubschin: redface:
...time for libation :thumbsup:
rubschin: rubschin: My doc is worried about my slightly abnormal liver-related blood tests rubschin: Oh, fuck it :thumbsup:
Thumbs:
4 hours ago Thumbs:
Heathrow done. Expenses claimed. Secondment paperwork completed. Time for beer :thumbsup:
Heathrow done. Expenses claimed. Secondment paperwork completed. Time for beer :thumbsup: Collapso here... Thumbs:
redface:
Not sure... rubschin: On the one hand, this is the worst hangover I've had since September...on the other hand, hair of the dog?
Not sure... rubschin: On the one hand, this is the worst hangover I've had since September...on the other hand, hair of the dog? Join me... Thumbs:
Not sure... rubschin: On the one hand, this is the worst hangover I've had since September...on the other hand, hair of the dog? Join me... Thumbs: Oh go on then... :thumbsup:
Not sure... rubschin: On the one hand, this is the worst hangover I've had since September...on the other hand, hair of the dog? Join me... Thumbs: Oh go on then... :thumbsup: cloud9:
You might want to take a look at the Aldi website... :thumbsup: https://www.express.co.uk/life-style/life/1390214/aldi-specialbuys-beer-sale-bargain-supermarket-latest
You might want to take a look at the Aldi website... :thumbsup: https://www.express.co.uk/life-style/life/1390214/aldi-specialbuys-beer-sale-bargain-supermarket-latest cloud9:
redface:
Why not :thumbsup:
rubschin: rubschin: rubschin: rubschin: rubschin: :thumbsup:
cloud9:
Sod it eastdrink048
Sod it eastdrink048 Gin here... redface:
I wonder how much of your 5 a day this counts towards... rubschin: https://www.liquor.com/double-chicken-please-new-york-city-5193933?utm_campaign=liquor_consumer&utm_medium=email&utm_source=cn_nl&utm_content=24607114&utm_term=
Sod it eastdrink048
I'm on G & T... redface:
Lager O'Clock here
rubschin: (https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2021/09/27/08/48440995-10032253-image-a-8_1632728732343.jpg) https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-10032253/Shoppers-divided-Marmite-launch-ale-flavoured-beer-available-2-can.html
rubschin: (https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2021/09/27/08/48440995-10032253-image-a-8_1632728732343.jpg) https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-10032253/Shoppers-divided-Marmite-launch-ale-flavoured-beer-available-2-can.html FFS sick2:
eastdrink048
Cheap Lidl Wine O'Clock here... cloud9:
Cheap Lidl Wine O'Clock here... cloud9: I didn't realise that Lidl sold cheap clocks for wino's... whistle:
Sod it. It's Friday eastdrink048
Sod it. It's Friday eastdrink048 Started at lunchtime... redface:
Nod professes to detest Chistmas BUT the cats have bought us a bottle of port and it is nearly 12 and it is Christmas Eve and, oh, why not? NickSick
Nod professes to detest Chistmas BUT the cats have bought us a bottle of port and it is nearly 12 and it is Christmas Eve and, oh, why not? NickSick Ho, ho, ho... Xmas7:
Nod professes to detest Chistmas BUT the cats have bought us a bottle of port and it is nearly 12 and it is Christmas Eve and, oh, why not? NickSick The sacrifices have been left around the house and the peasant and his mate are now supping on the consecrated drink. The ritual can begin... https://youtu.be/25wm7tpBFKc OUT! OUT! YOU DEMONS OF STUPIDITY!! noooo:
You are all my beshtest frends
Cheers! Merry Crimbo! Xmas5:
Well, it is after midday redface:
Well, it is after midday redface: G & T here... Thumbs:
Early start... redface:
Hair of the dog o'clock redface:
Hair of the dog o'clock redface: Good man! Thumbs:
For medicinal purposes... redface:
POETS Day Sod it eastdrink048
Me too - the bum quacketer says drink Pink so I am... cloud9: Bum man... pink... rubschin:
Me too - the bum quacketer says drink Pink so I am... cloud9: Bum man... pink... rubschin: Gayer:
Me too - the bum quacketer says drink Pink so I am... cloud9: Bum man... pink... rubschin: Gayer: redface: redface: redface:
Hair of the dog like... redface:
:thumbsup: redface:
Hair of the dog like... redface: About as close as you get to having any on your head again.. whistle:
Hair of the dog like... redface: About as close as you get to having any on your head again.. whistle: cussing:
HOwling outside. Some local trees down. Decided to watch Das Boot on the telly box and it is POETS Day :thumbsup: eastdrink048 redface:
Waaaaaaay ahead of ya :thumbsup:
Don't mind if I do! Thumbs:
Hair of the dog like... redface: About as close as you get to having any on your head again.. whistle: cussing: Sorry BM, here have a drink on me... angel1 (https://untappd.akamaized.net/photos/2022_02_18/86ac976e6a7ca1c7a52316967c69ef1e_raw.jpg)
Hair of the dog like... redface: About as close as you get to having any on your head again.. whistle: cussing: Sorry BM, here have a drink on me... angel1 (https://untappd.akamaized.net/photos/2022_02_18/86ac976e6a7ca1c7a52316967c69ef1e_raw.jpg) evil:
Going to risk it...may have overdone it last night. And Friday night. And Thursday night redface:
"Lunch" with Nod commenced at 11.30 redface: Taking the rest of the day off :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
I'm on it... cloud9:
Cheers! Thumbs:
Why not. Saturday is also POETS Day eastdrink048
Why not. Saturday is also POETS Day eastdrink048 Have you figured out how to work Nod's radio yet? whistle:
I got a 7 year old to do it redface:
Why not. Saturday is also POETS Day eastdrink048 rubschin: lol: lol: lol:
POETS Day angel1 redface:
POETS Day angel1 redface: So it is! Cheers! cloud9:
(https://i.postimg.cc/kBFpKc12/IMG-20220506-183753.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/kBFpKc12) This is nice... From Lidl today... Drool:
Apey might want to sit down before reading this.. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10883135/Dawn-8-pint-London-bar-hits-troubling-benchmark-prices-70-2008-crash.html eeek:
https://www.enolia.be/461-large_default/little-fuck-cahors-vin-rouge.jpg Well I didn’t expect that on the shelf at the local Leclerk!
Bring me a case eyes: eyes:
Just got sent this link by a mate who recommends it as a summer drink.. rubschin: https://www.liquor.com/recipes/sanka-ya-dead/
Just got sent this link by a mate who recommends it as a summer drink.. rubschin: https://www.liquor.com/recipes/sanka-ya-dead/ sick2:
Why ruin ice cream ? noooo: noooo: noooo:
Why ruin ice cream ? noooo: noooo: noooo: And why ruin Guiness? noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:
Maybe not with Guinness but part of me is starting to wonder about boozy ice creams.. rubschin:
Maybe not with Guinness but part of me is starting to wonder about boozy ice creams.. rubschin: You'd like Affogato with a really strong Espresso... Thumbs:
Maybe not with Guinness but part of me is starting to wonder about boozy ice creams.. rubschin: You'd like Affogato with a really strong Espresso... Thumbs: :thumbsup: ages though since I've had one
Just been given a crate of this stuff, Jamaican tonic wine. It's.................dangerously quaffable for a 16% drink. :thumbsup: (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcdn.shopify.com%2Fs%2Ffiles%2F1%2F0078%2F7038%2F2195%2Fproducts%2FMagnumTonicWine_Caseof24x200ml_5c6fa97c-def0-465d-8f16-a592957c7945.jpg%3Fv%3D1629465695&hash=af142e8e937a1ea16fe261c930333dcd470e20fc) The review of it is interesting https://youtu.be/9-robUSt_5s
Just been given a crate of this stuff, Jamaican tonic wine. It's.................dangerously quaffable for a 16% drink. :thumbsup: (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcdn.shopify.com%2Fs%2Ffiles%2F1%2F0078%2F7038%2F2195%2Fproducts%2FMagnumTonicWine_Caseof24x200ml_5c6fa97c-def0-465d-8f16-a592957c7945.jpg%3Fv%3D1629465695&hash=af142e8e937a1ea16fe261c930333dcd470e20fc) The review of it is interesting https://youtu.be/9-robUSt_5s Tescos used to sell it, seems I should have tried it
Just found the ideal drink for Apey.. whistle: (https://pic.pimg.tw/lastride/1441116910-3821499694_m.jpg) https://www.amazon.co.uk/Pistonhead-Flat-Tire-Hopped-Lager/dp/B01MSMU2SM?ref_=Oct_DLandingS_D_f9b405e8_608
Just found the ideal drink for Apey.. whistle: (https://pic.pimg.tw/lastride/1441116910-3821499694_m.jpg) https://www.amazon.co.uk/Pistonhead-Flat-Tire-Hopped-Lager/dp/B01MSMU2SM?ref_=Oct_DLandingS_D_f9b405e8_608 I could get some for Mrs K too
Just found the ideal drink for Apey.. whistle: (https://pic.pimg.tw/lastride/1441116910-3821499694_m.jpg) https://www.amazon.co.uk/Pistonhead-Flat-Tire-Hopped-Lager/dp/B01MSMU2SM?ref_=Oct_DLandingS_D_f9b405e8_608 lol: lol: lol:
Just found the ideal drink for Apey.. whistle: (https://pic.pimg.tw/lastride/1441116910-3821499694_m.jpg) https://www.amazon.co.uk/Pistonhead-Flat-Tire-Hopped-Lager/dp/B01MSMU2SM?ref_=Oct_DLandingS_D_f9b405e8_608 lol: lol: lol: Buy him a pack for Christmas BM, you know you want to eveilgrin:
Just found the ideal drink for Apey.. whistle: (https://pic.pimg.tw/lastride/1441116910-3821499694_m.jpg) https://www.amazon.co.uk/Pistonhead-Flat-Tire-Hopped-Lager/dp/B01MSMU2SM?ref_=Oct_DLandingS_D_f9b405e8_608 lol: lol: lol: cussing:
Just found the ideal drink for Apey.. whistle: (https://pic.pimg.tw/lastride/1441116910-3821499694_m.jpg) https://www.amazon.co.uk/Pistonhead-Flat-Tire-Hopped-Lager/dp/B01MSMU2SM?ref_=Oct_DLandingS_D_f9b405e8_608 lol: lol: lol: Buy him a pack for Christmas BM, you know you want to eveilgrin: I could send it to Pafos with the popcorn seasoning! cussing:
Cheers! Thumbs: redface:
Powdered lager? Just add water? rubschin: It's only a matter of time before someone tries to snort it lol: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-11898485/We-try-powdered-beer-Germany-surprised-taste.html
Powdered lager? Just add water? rubschin:It's only a matter of time before someone tries to snort it lol: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-11898485/We-try-powdered-beer-Germany-surprised-taste.html Indeed Kids will be smuggling it into schools
Going to crack open a bottle of this! (https://linoswinery.com/products/mediterranean-blu/) rubschin:
Going to crack open a bottle of this! (https://linoswinery.com/products/mediterranean-blu/) rubschin: It's probably very good but you're always going to think 'anti freeze' so noooo:
yesterday having brekkie at an excellent Italian Cafe (https://www.bottegamontalbano.co.uk/) Mrs K saw an interesting bottle of red (Barbera d'Asti) on sale there. £94.50 eeek: Was a big bottle though and once upon a time I might have gone for it. But this time noooo:
Going to crack open a bottle of this! (https://linoswinery.com/products/mediterranean-blu/) rubschin: It's probably very good but you're always going to think 'anti freeze' so noooo: It is okay but nothing special TBH... rubschin:
rubschin: rubschin: rubschin: rubschin: rubschin: rubschin: noooo:
Going to crack open a bottle of this! (https://linoswinery.com/products/mediterranean-blu/) rubschin: It's probably very good but you're always going to think 'anti freeze' so noooo: Sell it in Scotland you say.. rubschin:
Well curiosity has the better of me so I've just cracked one of these open.. (https://www.guinness.com/_next/image?url=https%3A%2F%2Fmedia-diageocms.diageoplatform.com%2FeyJidWNrZXQiOiJzZXJ2ZXJsZXNzaW1naG5kbHItc3RnIiwia2V5IjoibWVkaWEvZmlzbGdsZW8vdW5rbm93bi5wbmciLCJlZGl0cyI6eyJleHRyYWN0Ijp7ImxlZnQiOjAsInRvcCI6Mzg1LCJ3aWR0aCI6Nzc5LCJoZWlnaHQiOjU4Nn19fQ%3D%3D&w=1920&q=75) So far it pours like Guinness, looks like Guinness, smells like coffee and it tastes...........................................odd. Not like a properly blended drink, more like someone spilled an espresso into a pint of Guinness. Nope, I'm glad I tried it but I don't think that's a drink for me. noooo:
Well curiosity has the better of me so I've just cracked one of these open.. (https://www.guinness.com/_next/image?url=https%3A%2F%2Fmedia-diageocms.diageoplatform.com%2FeyJidWNrZXQiOiJzZXJ2ZXJsZXNzaW1naG5kbHItc3RnIiwia2V5IjoibWVkaWEvZmlzbGdsZW8vdW5rbm93bi5wbmciLCJlZGl0cyI6eyJleHRyYWN0Ijp7ImxlZnQiOjAsInRvcCI6Mzg1LCJ3aWR0aCI6Nzc5LCJoZWlnaHQiOjU4Nn19fQ%3D%3D&w=1920&q=75) So far it pours like Guinness, looks like Guinness, smells like coffee and it tastes...........................................odd. Not like a properly blended drink, more like someone spilled an espresso into a pint of Guinness. Nope, I'm glad I tried it but I don't think that's a drink for me. noooo: noooo:
Perhaps they could do Marmite and Cadbury Creme Egg versions rubschin: rubschin:
sick2:
Perhaps they could do Marmite and Cadbury Creme Egg versions rubschin: rubschin: A very subtle marmite flavouring might work but I'd want some gullible bugger brave soul to try it first... rubschin: rubschin: rubschin: Hay Apey, fancy some free booze.. whistle:
Perhaps they could do Marmite and Cadbury Creme Egg versions rubschin: rubschin: Wash your mouth out evil:
Perhaps they could do Marmite and Cadbury Creme Egg versions rubschin: rubschin: Wash your mouth out evil: I don't think he meant at the same time. Surely not even Nick is that daft... rubschin:
Been hearing interesting things about this tipple. I may have to give it a try.. rubschin: (https://cdn.flaviar.com/cache/product_large/upload/media/default/0001/26/1369aecea851948c87f82ed48ae062abec8ea561.png) https://flaviar.com/man-o-sword/man-o-sword-2015-vintage-ex-bourbon-cask-single-malt-scotch-whisky/?utm_campaign=07182023_one_bottle_guests_daily_EU&utm_medium=email&utm_source=Sailthru&utm_term=EU_guests_daily
Been hearing interesting things about this tipple. I may have to give it a try.. rubschin: (https://cdn.flaviar.com/cache/product_large/upload/media/default/0001/26/1369aecea851948c87f82ed48ae062abec8ea561.png) https://flaviar.com/man-o-sword/man-o-sword-2015-vintage-ex-bourbon-cask-single-malt-scotch-whisky/?utm_campaign=07182023_one_bottle_guests_daily_EU&utm_medium=email&utm_source=Sailthru&utm_term=EU_guests_daily Has it got hair in it? eeek:
James May has made a range of gins.. rubschin: (https://www.jamesgin.com/cdn/shop/files/Untitled_design-55_900x.jpg?v=1677236243) https://youtu.be/EsUezTA5MF0?si=-CwIO1XpNUH-3b3M www.jamesgin.com
Yet another unnecessary entry into a well over stocked craft gin market
Sod it eastdrink048 eastdrink048 eastdrink048 eastdrink048
Is it too early?
Is it too early? rubschin:
Cheers!
Good plan!!!
Good plan!!! cloud9:
Good plan!!! cloud9: Gubbed minds think alike.. whistle:
Good plan!!! cloud9: Gubbed minds think alike.. whistle: cussing:
SEVEN HOURS TO DRIVE HOME WITH NO STOPS NickSick THE M25 Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead eastdrink048 eastdrink048 eastdrink048 eastdrink048
Cheers! Off out for another Xmas dinner - just having a livener... NickSick
(https://i.postimg.cc/Sn7b2gMc/20200825-225113.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/Sn7b2gMc)
(https://i.postimg.cc/Sn7b2gMc/20200825-225113.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/Sn7b2gMc) It works for me! lol:
eastdrink048 eastdrink048 eastdrink048
Cheers!
Cheers!
Chateaux Cardboard Rosé... redface:
Chateaux Cardboard Rosé... redface: :thumbsup:
(https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-f811562abc76012c9990d0005dbc97a7) rubschin:
(https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-f811562abc76012c9990d0005dbc97a7) rubschin: eveilgrin: