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Title: Cheap Laptop
Post by: apc2010 on February 28, 2011, 06:51:20 PM
My old laptop has finally died today ............. sad24:

How much is a new cheap (only for work ) in the uk ??

do not need memory as such all on external hard drives ........

need a good sound card and decent graphics card ...
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: Barman on February 28, 2011, 07:19:04 PM
My old laptop has finally died today ............. sad24:

How much is a new cheap (only for work ) in the uk ??

do not need memory as such all on external hard drives ........

need a good sound card and decent graphics card ...

Check Amazon like...
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: Nick on February 28, 2011, 07:22:19 PM
[serious] BM suggested I try Amazon. I got a kick ass ASUS for about £300. It is quite good. He is correct. [serious]

Regrettably  noooo:
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: Barman on February 28, 2011, 07:23:37 PM
[serious] BM suggested I try Amazon. I got a kick ass ASUS for about £300. It is quite good. He is correct. [serious]

Regrettably  noooo:

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Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: apc2010 on February 28, 2011, 07:36:20 PM
cheers ..what is delivery to Cyprus ..please //
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: Nick on February 28, 2011, 07:42:17 PM
How the fuck would I know?!!
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: apc2010 on February 28, 2011, 07:43:55 PM
How the fuck would I know?!!


does Jim know then.... rubschin:
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: Nick on February 28, 2011, 07:50:05 PM
Yes. He says 3/6d

But what does he know? Certainly nothing about next week's castration  eveilgrin:X
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Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on February 28, 2011, 07:59:38 PM
When you are not annoying me, you do make me laugh.  surrender:



.... and I just know I am going to regret posting this.  noooo:
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: Nick on February 28, 2011, 08:09:30 PM
Are you tickleish?  rubschin: Popcorn:
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on February 28, 2011, 09:23:36 PM
Its be a while since anyone tried.   Shrugs:
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 28, 2011, 09:30:14 PM
Is that due to lack of opportunity or threats of violence?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: Nick on February 28, 2011, 09:31:58 PM
Its be a while since anyone tried.   Shrugs:
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I can help  eyes:

Oddly I am in West Brom next Tuesday  angel1
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: Pastis on February 28, 2011, 09:48:26 PM
Take heed the word oddly Tipsy  whistle:
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: Barman on February 28, 2011, 09:50:27 PM
cheers ..what is delivery to Cyprus ..please //

Ask Amazon like...
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on February 28, 2011, 10:50:37 PM
Are we talking tomorrow or next Tuesday.  .... like...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: Nick on February 28, 2011, 10:52:14 PM
Both  eyes:
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: Barman on March 01, 2011, 06:18:44 AM
Be afraid Tipsy... be very afraid!  scared2:
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: apc2010 on March 13, 2011, 02:57:12 PM
Laptop 1 still being fixed ...graphics card .....

Today laptop 2 fvcked ............ cussing: cussing: cussing:

More fvcking money ...........I HATE fvcking computors .... cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 13, 2011, 02:58:15 PM
The Brat's netbook keeps overheating ( unsurprisingly  ::) ) - what should I do ?
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: apc2010 on March 13, 2011, 03:02:19 PM
The Brat's netbook keeps overheating ( unsurprisingly  ::) ) - what should I do ?

You can buy a cooling "thing" with little fans in to go underneath ,,
I have to use them here when working outside ...not expensive about 15 quid..
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: Barman on March 13, 2011, 03:03:02 PM
The Brat's netbook keeps overheating ( unsurprisingly  ::) ) - what should I do ?

Take aq lesson from the Japs and dowse it with sea water...  ;)

Or alternatively, get the hoover and suck the shite out of the cooling fan(s).
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: apc2010 on March 13, 2011, 03:04:33 PM
BTW thanks for the sympathy .... sad24:
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: Barman on March 13, 2011, 03:06:43 PM
BTW thanks for the sympathy .... sad24:

My old laptop has finally died today ............. sad24:

How much is a new cheap (only for work ) in the uk ??

do not need memory as such all on external hard drives ........

need a good sound card and decent graphics card ...

Check Amazon like...


 whistle:
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 13, 2011, 03:09:18 PM
I shall go and explore my hoover attachments  rubschin:
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: apc2010 on March 13, 2011, 03:17:32 PM
BTW thanks for the sympathy .... sad24:

My old laptop has finally died today ............. sad24:

How much is a new cheap (only for work ) in the uk ??

do not need memory as such all on external hard drives ........

need a good sound card and decent graphics card ...

Check Amazon like...


 whistle:

Hindsight like that shitty town Retrospect ..........

BFFS..........2 laptops in 2 weeks ........ cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 13, 2011, 03:21:55 PM
 happy100

Maybe it's too hot out there for your bits to work properly like  whistle:
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: Just One More on March 13, 2011, 03:25:07 PM
Ouch!    happy001
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: Barman on March 13, 2011, 04:30:48 PM
happy100

Maybe it's too hot out there for your bits to work properly like  whistle:

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Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: apc2010 on March 13, 2011, 05:05:57 PM
oi ..I can't reply quick now .............sharing a putor........ Angry9:
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: tel on March 13, 2011, 05:06:55 PM
Lesson 1 - don't buy a laptop, too bloody awkward to fix.

I have one of my own inherited from old job - never gets turned on, needs binning.

I also have a work supplied one, quite why I'm not sure.
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: apc2010 on March 13, 2011, 05:08:10 PM
Lesson 1 - don't buy a laptop, too bloody awkward to fix.

I have one of my own inherited from old job - never gets turned on, needs binning.

I also have a work supplied one, quite why I'm not sure.

I need a laptop for work .........thats why I have 3........ cussing:
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: Barman on March 13, 2011, 05:08:48 PM
Lesson 1 - don't buy a laptop, too bloody awkward to fix.

I have one of my own inherited from old job - never gets turned on, needs binning.

I also have a work supplied one, quite why I'm not sure.

I need a laptop for work .........thats why I have 3 broken ones........ cussing:

 point:
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 13, 2011, 05:33:03 PM
happy100

Maybe it's too hot out there for your bits to work properly like  whistle:

I think you hit it on the head there.
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: apc2010 on March 14, 2011, 03:36:02 PM
Got laptop 3 on-line now ......bit slow (putor....B4 the jokes)........

Get the verdict on No2 tomorrow ........ scared2:
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: Barman on March 14, 2011, 03:38:45 PM
Got laptop 3 on-line now ......bit slow (putor....B4 the jokes)........

Get the verdict on No2 tomorrow ........ scared2:

Gubbed prolly....  whistle:
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: apc2010 on March 14, 2011, 03:41:18 PM
Got laptop 3 on-line now ......bit slow (putor....B4 the jokes)........

Get the verdict on No2 tomorrow ........ scared2:

Gubbed prolly....  whistle:

No.. cussing:........but needs operating system re-installing ....got all original install discs .....
then the fvcking disc-drive won't work ....... cussing:
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: Barman on March 14, 2011, 03:42:26 PM
Got laptop 3 on-line now ......bit slow (putor....B4 the jokes)........

Get the verdict on No2 tomorrow ........ scared2:

Gubbed prolly....  whistle:

No.. cussing:........but needs operating system re-installing ....got all original install discs .....
then the fvcking disc-drive won't work ....... cussing:

Like I said. Gubbed.  point:
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: Barman on March 14, 2011, 03:44:06 PM
Got laptop 3 on-line now ......bit slow (putor....B4 the jokes)........

Get the verdict on No2 tomorrow ........ scared2:

Gubbed prolly....  whistle:

No.. cussing:........but needs operating system re-installing ....got all original install discs .....
then the fvcking disc-drive won't work ....... cussing:

Gonna be in Pafos tomorrow with Kafenes - do you fancy Munchies...?
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: apc2010 on March 14, 2011, 03:44:50 PM
Got laptop 3 on-line now ......bit slow (putor....B4 the jokes)........

Get the verdict on No2 tomorrow ........ scared2:

Gubbed prolly....  whistle:

No.. cussing:........but needs operating system re-installing ....got all original install discs .....
then the fvcking disc-drive won't work ....... cussing:

Like I said. Gubbed.  point:

No......but have to burn discs on to memory stick etc ........

by then just left it at the shop and told them to do ........otherwise I was gonna launch it ...
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: apc2010 on March 14, 2011, 03:49:14 PM
Got laptop 3 on-line now ......bit slow (putor....B4 the jokes)........

Get the verdict on No2 tomorrow ........ scared2:

Gubbed prolly....  whistle:

No.. cussing:........but needs operating system re-installing ....got all original install discs .....
then the fvcking disc-drive won't work ....... cussing:

Gonna be in Pafos tomorrow with Kafenes - do you fancy Munchies...?

Sent you a message.........
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: Barman on March 14, 2011, 03:56:44 PM
Got laptop 3 on-line now ......bit slow (putor....B4 the jokes)........

Get the verdict on No2 tomorrow ........ scared2:

Gubbed prolly....  whistle:

No.. cussing:........but needs operating system re-installing ....got all original install discs .....
then the fvcking disc-drive won't work ....... cussing:

Gonna be in Pafos tomorrow with Kafenes - do you fancy Munchies...?

Sent you a message.........

Message received and understood....  ;)
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: apc2010 on March 17, 2011, 02:36:43 PM
Laptop 2 back and working .............. cloud9:

And made a profit .......... ;D ;D
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: Barman on March 17, 2011, 04:35:11 PM
Laptop 2 back and working .............. cloud9:

And made a profit .......... ;D ;D

It won't last...  noooo:
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: apc2010 on March 17, 2011, 05:00:26 PM
Laptop 2 back and working .............. cloud9:

And made a profit .......... ;D ;D

It won't last...  noooo:

Its like new .. cloud9:..can see clips on here .............and faster than ever ....
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: Barman on March 18, 2011, 08:00:26 AM
Laptop 2 back and working .............. cloud9:

And made a profit .......... ;D ;D

It won't last...  noooo:

Its like new .. cloud9:..can see clips on here .............and faster than ever ....


Wait til it is full up with porn by the end of the week....  noooo:
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: Uncle Mort on March 18, 2011, 10:39:30 AM
Laptop 2 back and working .............. cloud9:

And made a profit .......... ;D ;D

It won't last...  noooo:

Its like new .. cloud9:..can see clips on here .............and faster than ever ....


Wait til it is full up with porn by the end of the week....  noooo:

The voice of experience.
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: Barman on March 18, 2011, 03:26:00 PM
Laptop 2 back and working .............. cloud9:

And made a profit .......... ;D ;D

It won't last...  noooo:

Its like new .. cloud9:..can see clips on here .............and faster than ever ....


Wait til it is full up with porn by the end of the week....  noooo:

The voice of experience.

 redface:
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: Nick on March 18, 2011, 03:30:54 PM
Is it time for my donkey joke yet?
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: Barman on March 18, 2011, 03:31:34 PM
Is it time for my donkey joke yet?

It is never time for your donkey joke....  noooo:
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: apc2010 on April 10, 2011, 12:03:10 PM
Laptop 2 back and working .............. cloud9:

And made a profit .......... ;D ;D

It won't last...  noooo:

You were right ... cussing:   graphics card gone again ........lasted a whole week ..... Banghead
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: Barman on April 10, 2011, 01:45:43 PM
Laptop 2 back and working .............. cloud9:

And made a profit .......... ;D ;D

It won't last...  noooo:

You were right ... cussing:   graphics card gone again ........lasted a whole week ..... Banghead

 sparkle:
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: apc2010 on April 20, 2011, 10:09:14 AM
Laptop 2 back and working .............. cloud9:

And made a profit .......... ;D ;D

It won't last...  noooo:

You were right ... cussing:   graphics card gone again ........lasted a whole week ..... Banghead

 sparkle:

Back away to get "fixed" .........the worst thing was, when I took it back to the shop ,they weren't even surprised  cussing:

But going to get a "loaner" ....now that will get filled with porn ....... whistle:
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: Baldy on April 20, 2011, 06:32:44 PM
Laptop 2 back and working .............. cloud9:

And made a profit .......... ;D ;D

It won't last...  noooo:

You were right ... cussing:   graphics card gone again ........lasted a whole week ..... Banghead

 sparkle:

Back away to get "fixed" .........the worst thing was, when I took it back to the shop ,they weren't even surprised  cussing:

But going to get a "loaner" ....now that will get filled with porn ....... whistle:

 eeek: eeek: eeek:
Oh Dear, Nick is gonna get filled with porn?
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: apc2010 on May 05, 2011, 04:32:38 PM
Picked up the repaired laptop today ..........got home, tried it ........ censored: censored: censored:

back tomorrow ..... Banghead
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: Barman on May 05, 2011, 04:35:09 PM
Picked up the repaired laptop today ..........got home, tried it ........ censored: censored: censored:

back tomorrow ..... Banghead

It won't last...  noooo:

 whistle:
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: apc2010 on May 05, 2011, 04:47:22 PM
Picked up the repaired laptop today ..........got home, tried it ........ censored: censored: censored:

back tomorrow ..... Banghead

It won't last...  noooo:

 whistle:


 cussing:
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 05, 2011, 05:01:56 PM
 point:

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Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: Barman on May 05, 2011, 05:02:51 PM
point:

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Is that a burning hedgehog...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: Baldy on May 05, 2011, 05:11:13 PM
Squirrel?
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: Barman on May 05, 2011, 05:11:51 PM
Squirrel?

Nah... it is a Dell like...  noooo:
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: Baldy on May 05, 2011, 05:18:06 PM
Not a drey then?
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: Barman on May 05, 2011, 05:58:51 PM
Not a drey then?

 drumroll:

 lol: lol: lol:

No.  noooo:
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: apc2010 on May 28, 2011, 08:38:07 AM
Laptop back again .............hope it lasts this time ..........
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: Barman on May 28, 2011, 08:41:51 AM
Laptop back again .............hope it lasts this time ..........

happy002
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: apc2010 on May 28, 2011, 08:44:32 AM
Laptop back again .............hope it lasts this time ..........

happy002

 cussing:
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: Barman on May 28, 2011, 08:45:40 AM
Laptop back again .............hope it lasts this time ..........

happy002

 cussing:

You should let the techno god have a look at it...  whistle:
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: apc2010 on May 28, 2011, 08:48:15 AM
Laptop back again .............hope it lasts this time ..........

happy002

 cussing:

You should let the techno god have a look at it...  whistle:

Is Tel coming for a holiday.... rubschin:
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: Barman on May 28, 2011, 08:49:21 AM
Laptop back again .............hope it lasts this time ..........

happy002

 cussing:

You should let the techno god have a look at it...  whistle:

Is Tel coming for a holiday.... rubschin:

 evil:
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: apc2010 on May 29, 2011, 09:38:09 AM
Well you guessed it ....worked in the shop ......go to use it last night ......didn't even  censored:turn on.... cussing:


(awaits told you so.......)
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: Barman on May 29, 2011, 09:39:45 AM
Well you guessed it ....worked in the shop ......go to use it last night ......didn't even  censored:turn on.... cussing:


(awaits told you so.......)

Told you so...  ::)

I have one you can borrow like...?
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: apc2010 on May 29, 2011, 09:41:06 AM
Well you guessed it ....worked in the shop ......go to use it last night ......didn't even  censored:turn on.... cussing:


(awaits told you so.......)

Told you so...  ::)

I have one you can borrow like...?

Might take you up on that offer next week .....cheers
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: Barman on May 29, 2011, 09:42:46 AM
Well you guessed it ....worked in the shop ......go to use it last night ......didn't even  censored:turn on.... cussing:


(awaits told you so.......)

Told you so...  ::)

I have one you can borrow like...?

Might take you up on that offer next week .....cheers

I think the battery is gubbed but it werks off the charger...

It is the one Miss D uses when she is here... prolly has loads of her stuff on it like...  whistle:
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: apc2010 on May 29, 2011, 09:43:32 AM
Well you guessed it ....worked in the shop ......go to use it last night ......didn't even  censored:turn on.... cussing:


(awaits told you so.......)

Told you so...  ::)

I have one you can borrow like...?

Might take you up on that offer next week .....cheers

I think the battery is gubbed but it werks off the charger...

It is the one Miss D uses when she is here... prolly has loads of her stuff on it like...  whistle:


 eeek: eyes:
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: Barman on May 29, 2011, 09:44:06 AM
Well you guessed it ....worked in the shop ......go to use it last night ......didn't even  censored:turn on.... cussing:


(awaits told you so.......)

Told you so...  ::)

I have one you can borrow like...?

Might take you up on that offer next week .....cheers

I think the battery is gubbed but it werks off the charger...

It is the one Miss D uses when she is here... prolly has loads of her stuff on it like...  whistle:


 eeek: eyes:

 eeek:
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: Barman on May 29, 2011, 09:44:39 AM
Oh... it has linux on it - does that werk for you...? Shrugs:
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: apc2010 on May 29, 2011, 09:45:56 AM
Not sure ...never used it.... rubschin:
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: Barman on May 29, 2011, 10:11:02 AM
Not sure ...never used it.... rubschin:

What do you need to do with it like...?
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 29, 2011, 10:38:09 AM
Not sure ...never used it.... rubschin:

What do you need to do with it like...?

Take it back to the shop by the sound of it.
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: apc2010 on May 29, 2011, 10:50:01 AM
Not sure ...never used it.... rubschin:

What do you need to do with it like...?

Take it back to the shop by the sound of it.

 evil:
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: Barman on May 29, 2011, 11:38:44 AM
Not sure ...never used it.... rubschin:

What do you need to do with it like...?

Take it back to the shop by the sound of it.

 evil:

 point:
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 30, 2011, 06:36:07 AM
Well you guessed it ....worked in the shop ......go to use it last night ......didn't even  censored:turn on.... cussing:


(awaits told you so.......)

Told you so...  ::)

I have one you can borrow like...?

Might take you up on that offer next week .....cheers

I think the battery is gubbed but it werks off the charger...

It is the one Miss D uses when she is here... prolly has loads of her stuff on it like...  whistle:


 eeek: eyes:

Don't worry I am not that stoopid ....I made sure it never 'remembered' any of my passwords, cleared my browsing and searching history and the cache before I left  whistle:
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: Barman on May 30, 2011, 06:38:40 AM
Well you guessed it ....worked in the shop ......go to use it last night ......didn't even  censored:turn on.... cussing:


(awaits told you so.......)

Told you so...  ::)

I have one you can borrow like...?

Might take you up on that offer next week .....cheers

I think the battery is gubbed but it werks off the charger...

It is the one Miss D uses when she is here... prolly has loads of her stuff on it like...  whistle:


 eeek: eyes:

Don't worry I am not that stoopid ....I made sure it never 'remembered' any of my passwords, cleared my browsing and searching history and the cache before I left  whistle:

You didn't...  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: apc2010 on May 30, 2011, 06:54:10 AM
Well you guessed it ....worked in the shop ......go to use it last night ......didn't even  censored:turn on.... cussing:


(awaits told you so.......)

Told you so...  ::)

I have one you can borrow like...?

Might take you up on that offer next week .....cheers

I think the battery is gubbed but it werks off the charger...

It is the one Miss D uses when she is here... prolly has loads of her stuff on it like...  whistle:


 eeek: eyes:

Don't worry I am not that stoopid ....I made sure it never 'remembered' any of my passwords, cleared my browsing and searching history and the cache before I left  whistle:

You didn't...  eveilgrin:

Ok then I will borrow it ............ whistle:
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 30, 2011, 06:58:31 AM
With your Midas touch it will be broken within half an hour of delivery  whistle:

Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: apc2010 on May 30, 2011, 07:06:01 AM
With your Midas touch it will be broken within half an hour of delivery  whistle:




 cussing:
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 30, 2011, 07:07:25 AM
You really should learn to be more gentle  noooo:
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: Barman on May 30, 2011, 07:13:19 AM
With your Midas touch it will be broken within half an hour of delivery  whistle:




 cussing:

 point:
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 30, 2011, 04:39:36 PM
You really should learn to be more gentle  noooo:
The problem with his cheap one is the bits of broken glass under the keys.
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: Barman on May 30, 2011, 04:45:02 PM
You really should learn to be more gentle  noooo:
The problem with his cheap one is the bits of broken glass under the keys.

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: apc2010 on November 06, 2011, 08:08:44 AM
Oh got it back yesterday all fixed .............for now..... ;D
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: Barman on November 06, 2011, 12:19:47 PM
Oh got it back yesterday all fixed .............for now..... ;D

I'll give it until the end of the week....  whistle:
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 06, 2011, 01:29:14 PM
You borrowing it this week then BM?  whistle:
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: apc2010 on November 10, 2011, 02:15:21 PM
Now Miss T's laptop is "playing up".......... Banghead
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: Nick on November 10, 2011, 02:19:02 PM
 point:
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: Barman on November 10, 2011, 02:35:44 PM
happy001
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: Nick on November 10, 2011, 02:41:51 PM
I'd be happy to check out her laptop anytime  angel1
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: apc2010 on November 10, 2011, 02:42:15 PM
System restore .........all sorted......... cloud9:



Oh btw...................Bollix
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: Barman on November 10, 2011, 02:50:09 PM
 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: apc2010 on April 25, 2012, 07:18:52 PM
My new laptop has windows 7 ...........is this a good thing ..........???/
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: Barman on April 25, 2012, 07:19:48 PM
My new laptop has windows 7 ...........is this a good thing ..........???/

I like it...  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: apc2010 on April 25, 2012, 07:21:29 PM
My new laptop has windows 7 ...........is this a good thing ..........???/

I like it...  Thumbs:

Seems ok but the shop I bought it off asked if I wanted it changed ......... rubschin:
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: Barman on April 25, 2012, 07:24:25 PM
My new laptop has windows 7 ...........is this a good thing ..........???/

I like it...  Thumbs:

Seems ok but the shop I bought it off asked if I wanted it changed ......... rubschin:

For what...?

Do you have the 64-bit version installed....?
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: apc2010 on April 25, 2012, 07:27:41 PM
My new laptop has windows 7 ...........is this a good thing ..........???/

I like it...  Thumbs:

Seems ok but the shop I bought it off asked if I wanted it changed ......... rubschin:

For what...?

Do you have the 64-bit version installed....?

No just a laptop and charger ..........2 bits.......... rubschin:
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: Barman on April 25, 2012, 07:36:17 PM
My new laptop has windows 7 ...........is this a good thing ..........???/

I like it...  Thumbs:

Seems ok but the shop I bought it off asked if I wanted it changed ......... rubschin:

For what...?

Do you have the 64-bit version installed....?

No just a laptop and charger ..........2 bits.......... rubschin:

Mong...  ::)
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: apc2010 on April 25, 2012, 08:49:31 PM
My new laptop has windows 7 ...........is this a good thing ..........???/

I like it...  Thumbs:

Not licking them .............. noooo:
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: Barman on April 26, 2012, 04:57:57 AM
My new laptop has windows 7 ...........is this a good thing ..........???/

I like it...  Thumbs:

Not licking them .............. noooo:

You are tho...  point:
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: apc2010 on August 26, 2012, 11:05:13 PM
Miss Ts laptop is dead ............as is the home pc....... cussing:............all in 1 fecking day...........


Lucky I am still here ..............
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: Nick on August 26, 2012, 11:08:08 PM
How are your tyres?  whistle:
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: apc2010 on August 26, 2012, 11:09:27 PM
How are your tyres?  whistle:


I had to change one today ..............as you well know ........... evil:
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: Nick on August 26, 2012, 11:10:17 PM
 angel1
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: apc2010 on August 26, 2012, 11:21:08 PM
Home pc working again ............ rubschin:
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: Just One More on August 27, 2012, 06:30:07 AM
Miss Ts laptop is dead ............as is the home pc....... cussing:............all in 1 fecking day...........


Lucky I am still here ..............

Miss T's sentiments  rubschin:
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: apc2010 on August 30, 2012, 07:13:16 PM
Fecking 3 laptops gone in 2 days ....... Banghead     
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 30, 2012, 07:14:22 PM
You don't treat your things very well do you ?  noooo:
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: apc2010 on August 30, 2012, 07:17:14 PM
You don't treat your things very well do you ?  noooo:

I left 2 in a bar last night.. redface:   just been returned by taxi........ redface:
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: Barman on August 30, 2012, 07:17:46 PM
Fecking 3 laptops gone in 2 days ....... Banghead   

Pontians...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: apc2010 on August 30, 2012, 07:21:07 PM
Fecking 3 laptops gone in 2 days ....... Banghead   

Pontians...?  rubschin:

Oh noes .............I know those guys ..............they look after Miss T (not in that way ) ....when she is out .....
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: Barman on August 30, 2012, 07:22:18 PM
Fecking 3 laptops gone in 2 days ....... Banghead   

Pontians...?  rubschin:

Oh noes .............I know those guys ..............they look after Miss T (not in that way ) ....when she is out .....

 eeek:
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: apc2010 on August 30, 2012, 07:24:22 PM
Fecking 3 laptops gone in 2 days ....... Banghead   

Pontians...?  rubschin:

Oh noes .............I know those guys ..............they look after Miss T (not in that way ) ....when she is out .....

 eeek:


I have friends ......... whistle:      on that subject Baldy is alive he called ........ cloud9:
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: Barman on August 30, 2012, 07:30:27 PM
Fecking 3 laptops gone in 2 days ....... Banghead   

Pontians...?  rubschin:

Oh noes .............I know those guys ..............they look after Miss T (not in that way ) ....when she is out .....

 eeek:


I have friends ......... whistle:      on that subject Baldy is alive he called ........ cloud9:

Baldy is a Pontian?  Shocked:
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: apc2010 on December 10, 2012, 11:03:19 AM
2 laptops down now the fecking home PC has done ............ cussing:
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: Baldy on December 10, 2012, 11:05:12 AM
Stop going on those porn sites.. whistle:
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: Barman on December 10, 2012, 11:24:18 AM
2 laptops down now the fecking home PC has done ............ cussing:

You need a tablet like...   Thumbs:
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: apc2010 on December 10, 2012, 11:34:41 AM
2 laptops down now the fecking home PC has done ............ cussing:

You need a tablet like...   Thumbs:


A prezzie ............. cloud9:  thank you ...........
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: Barman on December 10, 2012, 11:37:04 AM
2 laptops down now the fecking home PC has done ............ cussing:

You need a tablet like...   Thumbs:


A prezzie ............. cloud9:  thank you ...........

Who knows what the Secret Santa will bring you...?    whistle:
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: apc2010 on January 30, 2013, 10:53:13 AM
Was back up to 4 laptops , now another one gone crap...(graphic cards..) rubschin:
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: apc2010 on March 19, 2013, 03:33:16 PM
Another one gone ...... Banghead  screen is fecked.........but home PC back.. :thumbsup:

We could make this a new game ...... rubschin:
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: Barman on March 19, 2013, 03:40:45 PM
Another one gone ...... Banghead  screen is fecked.........but home PC back.. :thumbsup:

We could make this a new game ...... rubschin:

I still have two werking laptops and a Raspberry Pi....  whistle:
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: apc2010 on March 19, 2013, 03:42:47 PM
Another one gone ...... Banghead  screen is fecked.........but home PC back.. :thumbsup:

We could make this a new game ...... rubschin:

I still have two werking laptops and a Raspberry Pi....  whistle:

And my mouse........ cussing:
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: Barman on March 19, 2013, 03:51:57 PM
Another one gone ...... Banghead  screen is fecked.........but home PC back.. :thumbsup:

We could make this a new game ...... rubschin:

I still have two werking laptops and a Raspberry Pi....  whistle:

And my mouse........ cussing:

I fecking gave it back at The Welcome Inn!  cussing:
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: apc2010 on March 19, 2013, 03:53:28 PM
Another one gone ...... Banghead  screen is fecked.........but home PC back.. :thumbsup:

We could make this a new game ...... rubschin:

I still have two werking laptops and a Raspberry Pi....  whistle:

And my mouse........ cussing:

I fecking gave it back at The Welcome Inn!  cussing:

Will check car......... whistle:
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: Barman on March 19, 2013, 03:56:43 PM
Another one gone ...... Banghead  screen is fecked.........but home PC back.. :thumbsup:

We could make this a new game ...... rubschin:

I still have two werking laptops and a Raspberry Pi....  whistle:

And my mouse........ cussing:

I fecking gave it back at The Welcome Inn!  cussing:

Will check car......... whistle:

doh:
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 19, 2013, 10:29:08 PM
Another one gone ...... Banghead  screen is fecked.........but home PC back.. :thumbsup:

We could make this a new game ...... rubschin:

Bloody hell, not even Nick goes through computers that quickly  eeek:

May be getting a Pi when my tax rebate clears BM.  rubschin:
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: apc2010 on March 19, 2013, 10:30:44 PM
Another one gone ...... Banghead  screen is fecked.........but home PC back.. :thumbsup:

We could make this a new game ...... rubschin:

Bloody hell, not even Nick goes through computers that quickly  eeek:

May be getting a Pi when my tax rebate clears BM.  rubschin:

I know ....... Banghead
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 19, 2013, 10:32:53 PM
Maybe he is somehow related to you and not BM after all.  rubschin:
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: Barman on March 20, 2013, 07:21:01 AM
Another one gone ...... Banghead  screen is fecked.........but home PC back.. :thumbsup:

We could make this a new game ...... rubschin:

Bloody hell, not even Nick goes through computers that quickly  eeek:

May be getting a Pi when my tax rebate clears BM.  rubschin:

 goodjob:
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: Barman on March 20, 2013, 07:21:40 AM
Another one gone ...... Banghead  screen is fecked.........but home PC back.. :thumbsup:

We could make this a new game ...... rubschin:

Bloody hell, not even Nick goes through computers that quickly  eeek:

May be getting a Pi when my tax rebate clears BM.  rubschin:

I know ....... Banghead

pathead:
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 23, 2013, 04:40:53 PM
Plan B BM, haven't got the Pi yet but picket up an android tablet.
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: Barman on March 23, 2013, 04:48:14 PM
Plan B BM, haven't got the Pi yet but picket up an android tablet.

Most excellent - which one?
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 23, 2013, 04:50:47 PM
GoClever Tab R104. Not an all singing all dancing model but it does what I need it to do and is a hell of a lot easier to cart around than my laptop.
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: Barman on March 23, 2013, 04:55:34 PM
GoClever Tab R104. Not an all singing all dancing model but it does what I need it to do and is a hell of a lot easier to cart around than my laptop.

Similar specs to mine - you'll be amazed by it!  Thumbs:

So fecking fast!
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 23, 2013, 05:04:43 PM
Working my way through Google Play for stuff to put on it now.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: Barman on March 23, 2013, 05:32:04 PM
Working my way through Google Play for stuff to put on it now.  Thumbs:

#1 Chrome  Thumbs:

Best browser - especially for the pub like....
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 23, 2013, 06:46:50 PM
Came preinstalled  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: Barman on March 23, 2013, 06:48:16 PM
Came preinstalled  Thumbs:

 Thumbs:
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 24, 2013, 06:10:57 PM
Only problem I've seen so far is Iplayer not working otherwise sweet and speedy.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: Barman on March 24, 2013, 06:19:02 PM
Only problem I've seen so far is Iplayer not working otherwise sweet and speedy.  Thumbs:

iPlayer ap or from the web site...?
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 24, 2013, 06:22:11 PM
All 3, including the BBC Media Player app. There is a browser setting it tells me to turn off but it wasn't on in the first place.
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: apc2010 on July 27, 2013, 11:46:51 PM
Getting 2 laptops back this week........ Thumbs:
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: Barman on July 28, 2013, 05:05:45 AM
Getting 2 laptops back this week........ Thumbs:

 Thumbs:
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 28, 2013, 05:51:01 AM
Only problem I've seen so far is Iplayer not working otherwise sweet and speedy.  Thumbs:

iPlayer ap or from the web site...?

Problem turned out to be with Adobe Air, the latest update worked a treat.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: Baldy on July 28, 2013, 07:17:30 AM
Getting 2 laptops back this week........ Thumbs:

From the pawn shop?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: Nick on July 28, 2013, 07:22:35 AM
Porn shop more like  noooo:
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: Misty on July 28, 2013, 07:37:11 AM
Porn shop more like  noooo:

Baldy's house you say?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: apc2010 on August 28, 2013, 12:37:42 PM
Miss T's laptop has died......... cussing:........home PC playing up....... cussing:
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: boogs on August 28, 2013, 02:28:02 PM
Miss T's laptop has died......... cussing:........home PC playing up....... cussing:

I could fix them  angel1
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: Barman on August 28, 2013, 02:31:00 PM
Miss T's laptop has died......... cussing:........home PC playing up....... cussing:

I could fix them  angel1

 Thumbs:
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 28, 2013, 07:00:10 PM
Miss T's laptop has died......... cussing:........home PC playing up....... cussing:

What did you do to Misty's laptop and how is the PC playing up?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: Barman on August 28, 2013, 07:07:06 PM
Miss T's laptop has died......... cussing:........home PC playing up....... cussing:

What did you do to Misty's laptop and how is the PC playing up?  rubschin:

He left his fags in it.... ::)
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: Steve on August 28, 2013, 07:49:07 PM
Miss T's laptop has died......... cussing:........home PC playing up....... cussing:

What did you do to Misty's laptop and how is the PC playing up?  rubschin:

He left his fags in it.... ::)
It's the only logical explanation
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 28, 2013, 08:59:16 PM
Miss T's laptop has died......... cussing:........home PC playing up....... cussing:
You two have broken more computers than Nick has broken toasters and breadmakers combined.  noooo:
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 28, 2013, 10:28:20 PM
Miss T's laptop has died......... cussing:........home PC playing up....... cussing:
You two have broken more computers than Nick has broken toasters and breadmakers combined.  noooo:

True but when Nick breaks something its usually more spectacular.  rubschin:
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 29, 2013, 07:38:01 AM
Miss T's laptop has died......... cussing:........home PC playing up....... cussing:
You two have broken more computers than Nick has broken toasters and breadmakers combined.  noooo:

True but when Nick breaks something its usually more spectacular.  rubschin:

Good point, well made.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: Nick on August 29, 2013, 07:39:36 AM
 evil:
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 30, 2013, 07:09:30 PM
Just being honest Nick  point:
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: apc2010 on February 23, 2014, 02:40:01 AM
Bought 1 today 30 snotters......... Thumbs:  shows how skint people are.... noooo:
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: Baldy on February 23, 2014, 02:41:33 AM
Bought 1 today 30 snotters......... Thumbs:  shows how skint people are.... noooo:

Bargain.  Thumbs:

Off the back of a lorry?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: apc2010 on February 23, 2014, 02:49:52 AM
Bought 1 today 30 snotters......... Thumbs:  shows how skint people are.... noooo:

Bargain.  Thumbs:

Off the back of a lorry?  rubschin:

No ..I checked.. although I wasn't that bothered at that price... whistle:

someone skint ....buy it today deal...... Thumbs:
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: Baldy on February 23, 2014, 02:58:34 AM
Bought 1 today 30 snotters......... Thumbs:  shows how skint people are.... noooo:

Bargain.  Thumbs:

Off the back of a lorry?  rubschin:

No ..I checked.. although I wasn't that bothered at that price... whistle:

someone skint ....buy it today deal...... Thumbs:

How many more has he got left? Or do we have to wait for the next burglary?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: apc2010 on February 23, 2014, 03:04:31 AM
Bought 1 today 30 snotters......... Thumbs:  shows how skint people are.... noooo:

Bargain.  Thumbs:

Off the back of a lorry?  rubschin:

No ..I checked.. although I wasn't that bothered at that price... whistle:

someone skint ....buy it today deal...... Thumbs:

How many more has he got left? Or do we have to wait for the next burglary?  rubschin:

Leaving the Island jobbie... noooo:

But he did ask about empty houses near me,,,,,,,,, rubschin:
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: Baldy on February 23, 2014, 03:09:36 AM
Bought 1 today 30 snotters......... Thumbs:  shows how skint people are.... noooo:

Bargain.  Thumbs:

Off the back of a lorry?  rubschin:

No ..I checked.. although I wasn't that bothered at that price... whistle:

someone skint ....buy it today deal...... Thumbs:

How many more has he got left? Or do we have to wait for the next burglary?  rubschin:

Leaving the Island jobbie... noooo:

But he did ask about empty houses near me,,,,,,,,, rubschin:

 lol:
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: Barman on February 23, 2014, 05:01:30 AM
Bought 1 today 30 snotters......... Thumbs:  shows how skint people are.... noooo:

Bargain.  Thumbs:

Off the back of a lorry?  rubschin:

No ..I checked.. although I wasn't that bothered at that price... whistle:

someone skint ....buy it today deal...... Thumbs:

How many more has he got left? Or do we have to wait for the next burglary?  rubschin:

Leaving the Island jobbie... noooo:

But he did ask about empty houses near me,,,,,,,,, rubschin:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: apc2010 on February 23, 2014, 11:06:16 AM
Still working .... Thumbs:
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: Baldy on February 23, 2014, 05:55:25 PM
Still working .... Thumbs:

 Shocked:
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: Steve on February 23, 2014, 07:52:54 PM
Still working .... Thumbs:

A massive surge in botnet spam messaging you say
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 26, 2014, 04:15:32 PM
Still working .... Thumbs:

A massive surge in botnet spam messaging you say

A zombie computer you say  rubschin:
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: apc2010 on February 26, 2014, 04:32:14 PM
Still working .... Thumbs:

A massive surge in botnet spam messaging you say

A zombie computer you say  rubschin:

Think it's packed in......... evil:
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: Barman on February 26, 2014, 04:40:33 PM
Still working .... Thumbs:

A massive surge in botnet spam messaging you say

A zombie computer you say  rubschin:

Think it's packed in......... evil:

 point:
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: apc2010 on February 27, 2014, 04:49:30 PM
Still working .... Thumbs:

A massive surge in botnet spam messaging you say

A zombie computer you say  rubschin:

Think it's packed in......... evil:

 point:

All fixed and 6 free beers,,,,, Thumbs:
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: apc2010 on March 03, 2014, 06:54:11 PM
6 fecking laptops ......only 2 working ok......... Banghead
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: Barman on March 03, 2014, 06:55:08 PM
6 fecking laptops ......only 2 working ok......... Banghead

I can fix them!  Thumbs:

What is happening with your web site now....?
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: apc2010 on March 03, 2014, 07:00:18 PM
6 fecking laptops ......only 2 working ok......... Banghead

I can fix them!  Thumbs:

What is happening with your web site now....?

Coming your way ..........other tactics now... whistle:
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: Barman on March 03, 2014, 07:01:24 PM
6 fecking laptops ......only 2 working ok......... Banghead

I can fix them!  Thumbs:

What is happening with your web site now....?

Coming your way ..........other tactics now... whistle:

I'll pick them up tomorrow and do my bestist.....  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: Baldy on March 03, 2014, 08:56:58 PM
6 fecking laptops ......only 2 working ok......... Banghead

I can fix them!  Thumbs:

What is happening with your web site now....?

Coming your way ..........other tactics now... whistle:

I'll pick them up tomorrow and do my bestist.....  Thumbs:

Be carefull....he expects 6 free beers.  noooo:
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: apc2010 on March 03, 2014, 09:00:04 PM
6 fecking laptops ......only 2 working ok......... Banghead

I can fix them!  Thumbs:

What is happening with your web site now....?

Coming your way ..........other tactics now... whistle:

I'll pick them up tomorrow and do my bestist.....  Thumbs:

Be carefull....he expects 6 free beers.  noooo:

For me....... rubschin:
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: Baldy on March 03, 2014, 09:02:39 PM
6 fecking laptops ......only 2 working ok......... Banghead

I can fix them!  Thumbs:

What is happening with your web site now....?

Coming your way ..........other tactics now... whistle:

I'll pick them up tomorrow and do my bestist.....  Thumbs:

Be carefull....he expects 6 free beers.  noooo:

For me....... rubschin:

Yep....as per your earlier posting regarding the one for 30 snotters.  noooo:
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: Nick on March 09, 2014, 08:59:23 PM
Mr Pink Pooter is dying sad24:  Actually I am not sad, cos he is a bastard. A new one has been purchased and will be here on Tuesday  :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: Steve on March 09, 2014, 10:17:34 PM
Is the old one going in the Stew?
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 09, 2014, 10:33:01 PM
Mr Pink Pooter is dying sad24:  Actually I am not sad, cos he is a bastard. A new one has been purchased and will be here on Tuesday  :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

So what did you bollix up happened to pink pooter?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: Nick on March 10, 2014, 09:09:49 AM
I am told it is a well known design fault with this model that eventually causes it to catch fire  scared2:

Will cost more to repair than it cost me and may go wrong again.

I can return it to HP for repair under the guarantee and that will take 4 weeks  ::)

I may bury him at sea  rubschin:
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 10, 2014, 09:34:25 AM
Most of the problems with hp laptops catching fire in the past was down to battery issues so you could have simply replaced that and probably been ok.  rubschin:
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: Nick on March 10, 2014, 09:46:12 AM
No, one of the hinges that attach the screen to the base comes adrift and jams the cooling fan. The chap I went to for a repair had NINE in his workshop. Some had partially melted  eeek:
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: Baldy on March 10, 2014, 09:50:34 AM
No, one of the hinges that attach the screen to the base comes adrift and jams the cooling fan. The chap I went to for a repair had NINE in his workshop. Some had partially melted  eeek:

Duck/duct tape.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: Steve on March 10, 2014, 09:53:25 AM
No, one of the hinges that attach the screen to the base comes adrift and jams the cooling fan. The chap I went to for a repair had NINE in his workshop. Some had partially melted  eeek:
eeek:

HP was once a good name in laptops.  I've had to change the fan twice in the last one I bought and won't be buying HP again
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: Nick on March 10, 2014, 09:57:43 AM
No, one of the hinges that attach the screen to the base comes adrift and jams the cooling fan. The chap I went to for a repair had NINE in his workshop. Some had partially melted  eeek:

Duck/duct tape.  Thumbs:

 ::)
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: apc2010 on March 10, 2014, 10:13:35 AM
Had a close one last night ..2 laptops on the table and Miss T knocks over her bucket of vino.....grabbed mine pulling out the power supply and the vino justed missed the other one.... noooo:
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 10, 2014, 10:34:49 AM
No, one of the hinges that attach the screen to the base comes adrift and jams the cooling fan. The chap I went to for a repair had NINE in his workshop. Some had partially melted  eeek:
eeek:

HP was once a good name in laptops.  I've had to change the fan twice in the last one I bought and won't be buying HP again

What will you put on your mock-bacon sarnies?
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: Steve on March 10, 2014, 10:35:21 AM
Had a close one last night ..2 laptops on the table and Miss T knocks over her bucket of vino.....grabbed mine pulling out the power supply and the vino justed missed the other one.... noooo:
I guess that tragically the wine was a total loss?
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: Nick on March 10, 2014, 10:36:19 AM
I imagine Foggy licked it up  noooo:
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: Steve on March 10, 2014, 10:37:47 AM
No, one of the hinges that attach the screen to the base comes adrift and jams the cooling fan. The chap I went to for a repair had NINE in his workshop. Some had partially melted  eeek:
eeek:

HP was once a good name in laptops.  I've had to change the fan twice in the last one I bought and won't be buying HP again

What will you put on your mock-bacon sarnies?
lol:

(BBQ sauce of course)

HP printers are stll the dogs bollocks imho
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 10, 2014, 10:40:46 AM
No, one of the hinges that attach the screen to the base comes adrift and jams the cooling fan. The chap I went to for a repair had NINE in his workshop. Some had partially melted  eeek:
eeek:

HP was once a good name in laptops.  I've had to change the fan twice in the last one I bought and won't be buying HP again

What will you put on your mock-bacon sarnies?
lol:

(BBQ sauce of course)

HP printers are stll the dogs bollocks imho
Presumably they are not on the menu either?
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: apc2010 on March 10, 2014, 10:47:37 AM
No, one of the hinges that attach the screen to the base comes adrift and jams the cooling fan. The chap I went to for a repair had NINE in his workshop. Some had partially melted  eeek:
eeek:

HP was once a good name in laptops.  I've had to change the fan twice in the last one I bought and won't be buying HP again

What will you put on your mock-bacon sarnies?

 ;D ;D
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: Steve on March 10, 2014, 11:03:51 AM
No, one of the hinges that attach the screen to the base comes adrift and jams the cooling fan. The chap I went to for a repair had NINE in his workshop. Some had partially melted  eeek:
eeek:

HP was once a good name in laptops.  I've had to change the fan twice in the last one I bought and won't be buying HP again

What will you put on your mock-bacon sarnies?
lol:

(BBQ sauce of course)

HP printers are stll the dogs bollocks imho
Presumably they are not on the menu either?
Not on mine but who knows what Mr Stew consumes?
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on March 10, 2014, 11:06:38 AM
No, one of the hinges that attach the screen to the base comes adrift and jams the cooling fan. The chap I went to for a repair had NINE in his workshop. Some had partially melted  eeek:
eeek:

HP was once a good name in laptops.  I've had to change the fan twice in the last one I bought and won't be buying HP again

What will you put on your mock-bacon sarnies?
lol:

(BBQ sauce of course)

HP printers are stll the dogs bollocks imho
Presumably they are not on the menu either?
Not on mine but who knows what Mr Stew consumes?

. . . . along with Duck's Nuts and Goat's Gonads not to mention Badger's Nadgers . . . .    whistle:
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: Barman on March 10, 2014, 12:05:57 PM
No, one of the hinges that attach the screen to the base comes adrift and jams the cooling fan. The chap I went to for a repair had NINE in his workshop. Some had partially melted  eeek:
eeek:

HP was once a good name in laptops.  I've had to change the fan twice in the last one I bought and won't be buying HP again

What will you put on your mock-bacon sarnies?
lol:

(BBQ sauce of course)

HP printers are stll the dogs bollocks imho

I've given up on HP printers - the last couple I've had were shite.... I have a Canon next to my desk now.....
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: Nick on March 10, 2014, 12:17:25 PM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs4.postimg.org%2Fc1z0u0ryh%2Fcanon.jpg&hash=76f0e5df690484491c2f715e8669ec60a42d4ccc) (http://postimg.org/image/c1z0u0ryh/)   scared2:
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 10, 2014, 12:34:33 PM
No, one of the hinges that attach the screen to the base comes adrift and jams the cooling fan. The chap I went to for a repair had NINE in his workshop. Some had partially melted  eeek:
eeek:

HP was once a good name in laptops.  I've had to change the fan twice in the last one I bought and won't be buying HP again

What will you put on your mock-bacon sarnies?
lol:

(BBQ sauce of course)

HP printers are stll the dogs bollocks imho

I've given up on HP printers - the last couple I've had were shite.... I have a Canon next to my desk now.....

Don't you have  a canon under it too  ;)
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: Steve on March 10, 2014, 12:38:11 PM
No, one of the hinges that attach the screen to the base comes adrift and jams the cooling fan. The chap I went to for a repair had NINE in his workshop. Some had partially melted  eeek:
eeek:

HP was once a good name in laptops.  I've had to change the fan twice in the last one I bought and won't be buying HP again

What will you put on your mock-bacon sarnies?
lol:

(BBQ sauce of course)

HP printers are stll the dogs bollocks imho

I've given up on HP printers - the last couple I've had were shite.... I have a Canon next to my desk now.....
Weird that, different makes work for different people.  I just LOVE Canon for cameras but the Canon printer I got work to buy was so shite I'd never touch one again.

The HP 3100 printer we bought for bugger all yonks ago still works brilliantly but it's not an Air printer so has sadly been relegated by another HP which is doing very well

But HP laptops went downhill when they bought Compaq.  Effin fans and what is the most laborius thing to change on an HP laptop?  The soddin CPU fan
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: Barman on March 10, 2014, 12:41:26 PM
No, one of the hinges that attach the screen to the base comes adrift and jams the cooling fan. The chap I went to for a repair had NINE in his workshop. Some had partially melted  eeek:
eeek:

HP was once a good name in laptops.  I've had to change the fan twice in the last one I bought and won't be buying HP again

What will you put on your mock-bacon sarnies?
lol:

(BBQ sauce of course)

HP printers are stll the dogs bollocks imho

I've given up on HP printers - the last couple I've had were shite.... I have a Canon next to my desk now.....

Don't you have  a canon under it too  ;)

 ;D
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: Nick on March 11, 2014, 08:51:03 AM
Mr New Pooter is due today  cloud9:
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: Barman on March 11, 2014, 09:31:09 AM
Mr New Pooter is due today  cloud9:

Windows 8!  point:
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: Nick on March 11, 2014, 09:31:50 AM
As with Mr Pink Pooter  noooo:  I have got used to it now  noooo:
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: Barman on March 11, 2014, 09:36:04 AM
As with Mr Pink Pooter  noooo:  I have got used to it now  noooo:

I only played with it (Windows 8 ::)) for a short while the other day TBH - I thought it was utter shite....
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: Nick on March 11, 2014, 09:37:27 AM
There is a patch for it which makes it more useable. The patch is NOT made by Microsoft  ::)
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: Barman on March 11, 2014, 09:47:26 AM
There is a patch for it which makes it more useable. The patch is NOT made by Microsoft  ::)

My friend challenged me to switch the bloody thing off - I had to google it!  noooo:
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: Nick on March 11, 2014, 09:51:32 AM
 point:
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: Nick on March 11, 2014, 10:27:09 AM
He is here  cloud9:

Destructions in the bin  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: apc2010 on March 11, 2014, 10:35:11 AM
He is here  cloud9:

Destructions in the bin  :thumbsup:

 Thumbs:  does the caps lock work.... rubschin:
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: Nick on March 11, 2014, 10:36:48 AM
PErfectly  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on March 11, 2014, 11:02:51 AM
There is a patch for it which makes it more useable. The patch is NOT made by Microsoft  ::)

I believe said fix is called "Linux" after Linus Torvald ..  . . .
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: Baldy on March 11, 2014, 11:22:35 AM
PErfectly  :thumbsup:

 lol:
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: Steve on March 11, 2014, 01:09:10 PM
He is here  cloud9:

Destructions in the bin  :thumbsup:
:thumbsup:

A true Y Chromosomer
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 11, 2014, 01:21:56 PM
He is here  cloud9:

Destructions in the bin  :thumbsup:

New laptop soon to follow...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: Nick on March 11, 2014, 01:32:48 PM
Can't get it to connect to the printer  Banghead Banghead
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: apc2010 on March 11, 2014, 01:34:43 PM
Can't get it to connect to the printer  Banghead Banghead

String...... Thumbs:
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: Nick on March 11, 2014, 01:58:46 PM
Fixed  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 11, 2014, 02:22:21 PM
Can't get it to connect to the printer  Banghead Banghead

Eddie Izzard's Encore on Computers (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6C_HjWr3Nk#)
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: apc2010 on May 11, 2014, 06:49:18 PM
Another one bites the dust....... cussing:
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: Barman on May 11, 2014, 06:53:43 PM
Another one bites the dust....... cussing:

PICNIC....  noooo:
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: Baldy on May 11, 2014, 06:59:46 PM
Another one bites the dust....... cussing:

PICNIC....  noooo:

 lol:
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: apc2010 on May 13, 2014, 06:30:58 PM
Took it to the putor doctor ........it fecking worked..... Banghead   

but when I was there they said they had a laptop of mine from Jan 2012..... rubschin:
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: Nick on May 13, 2014, 06:44:55 PM
Did it have a puncture?  whistle:
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: The Moan Ranger on May 13, 2014, 08:07:38 PM
Did it have a puncture?  whistle:

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: apc2010 on May 13, 2014, 08:14:05 PM
Did it have a puncture?  whistle:

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


 cussing:
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: apc2010 on May 14, 2014, 12:18:36 PM
They are falling like flies ..another one gone today... cussing:    sods law bugger all work Mon/Tues.....5 gigs tomorrow..... cussing:
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: Barman on May 14, 2014, 12:26:14 PM
They are falling like flies ..another one gone today... cussing:    sods law bugger all work Mon/Tues.....5 gigs tomorrow..... cussing:

I have one I could borrer to you like....  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: apc2010 on May 14, 2014, 12:28:57 PM
They are falling like flies ..another one gone today... cussing:    sods law bugger all work Mon/Tues.....5 gigs tomorrow..... cussing:

I have one I could borrer to you like....  Thumbs:

I might take you up on that offer ..on Sat they are all going to someone to see if they can be fixed if not .... Thumbs:

Plus an amazon bonus for you.... noooo:
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: apc2010 on May 14, 2014, 12:33:05 PM
The cheapest second-hand laptop was 450 snotters .... Shocked:
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: Barman on May 14, 2014, 12:35:50 PM
They are falling like flies ..another one gone today... cussing:    sods law bugger all work Mon/Tues.....5 gigs tomorrow..... cussing:

I have one I could borrer to you like....  Thumbs:

I might take you up on that offer ..on Sat they are all going to someone to see if they can be fixed if not .... Thumbs:

Plus an amazon bonus for you.... noooo:

I've got two owld ones - one running Windows 7 and the other Linux...

How much space do you need...? I have a spare SSD I could put into one of them to speed it up like....
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: apc2010 on May 14, 2014, 12:37:51 PM
They are falling like flies ..another one gone today... cussing:    sods law bugger all work Mon/Tues.....5 gigs tomorrow..... cussing:

I have one I could borrer to you like....  Thumbs:

I might take you up on that offer ..on Sat they are all going to someone to see if they can be fixed if not .... Thumbs:

Plus an amazon bonus for you.... noooo:

I've got two owld ones - one running Windows 7 and the other Linux...

How much space do you need...? I have a spare SSD I could put into one of them to speed it up like....

Don't need space all music on external hard-drive.... Thumbs:


so 2 Booze-a-thons....... rubschin:
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: Barman on May 14, 2014, 12:56:54 PM
They are falling like flies ..another one gone today... cussing:    sods law bugger all work Mon/Tues.....5 gigs tomorrow..... cussing:

I have one I could borrer to you like....  Thumbs:

I might take you up on that offer ..on Sat they are all going to someone to see if they can be fixed if not .... Thumbs:

Plus an amazon bonus for you.... noooo:

I've got two owld ones - one running Windows 7 and the other Linux...

How much space do you need...? I have a spare SSD I could put into one of them to speed it up like....

Don't need space all music on external hard-drive.... Thumbs:


so 2 Booze-a-thons....... rubschin:

Do you need Windows...?
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: apc2010 on May 14, 2014, 12:58:19 PM
They are falling like flies ..another one gone today... cussing:    sods law bugger all work Mon/Tues.....5 gigs tomorrow..... cussing:

I have one I could borrer to you like....  Thumbs:

I might take you up on that offer ..on Sat they are all going to someone to see if they can be fixed if not .... Thumbs:

Plus an amazon bonus for you.... noooo:

I've got two owld ones - one running Windows 7 and the other Linux...

How much space do you need...? I have a spare SSD I could put into one of them to speed it up like....

Don't need space all music on external hard-drive.... Thumbs:


so 2 Booze-a-thons....... rubschin:

Do you need Windows...?

Yes please......does this mean it's my round next.... rubschin:
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: Baldy on May 14, 2014, 04:37:34 PM
They are falling like flies ..another one gone today... cussing:    sods law bugger all work Mon/Tues.....5 gigs tomorrow..... cussing:

I have one I could borrer to you like....  Thumbs:

I might take you up on that offer ..on Sat they are all going to someone to see if they can be fixed if not .... Thumbs:

Plus an amazon bonus for you.... noooo:

I've got two owld ones - one running Windows 7 and the other Linux...

How much space do you need...? I have a spare SSD I could put into one of them to speed it up like....

Don't need space all music on external hard-drive.... Thumbs:


so 2 Booze-a-thons....... rubschin:

Do you need Windows...?

Yes please......does this mean it's my round next.... rubschin:

Too bleddy right.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 14, 2014, 06:37:26 PM
They are falling like flies ..another one gone today... cussing:    sods law bugger all work Mon/Tues.....5 gigs tomorrow..... cussing:

I have one I could borrer to you like....  Thumbs:

I might take you up on that offer ..on Sat they are all going to someone to see if they can be fixed if not .... Thumbs:

Plus an amazon bonus for you.... noooo:

I've got two owld ones - one running Windows 7 and the other Linux...

How much space do you need...? I have a spare SSD I could put into one of them to speed it up like....

Don't need space all music on external hard-drive.... Thumbs:


so 2 Booze-a-thons....... rubschin:

Do you need Windows...?

Yes please......does this mean it's my round next.... rubschin:

Apey is going to buy a round??  Shocked:
Title: Re: Cheap Laptop
Post by: Nick on May 27, 2014, 07:40:05 AM
The chap who looks after Pink Sis's flat told me the other day that he is teaching his mother how to use a computer. SHe is, he says, worried that her sofa might get a virus.  whacky115 whacky115