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Come Inside... => Petrol/Diesel/Red Diesel/Aviation Fuel Head Zone => Topic started by: Pirate on March 01, 2011, 11:10:48 PM

Title: Help needed please
Post by: Pirate on March 01, 2011, 11:10:48 PM: I say...anyone know where I can buy this?

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Title: Re: Help needed please
Post by: Just One More on March 01, 2011, 11:20:08 PM: here (http://www.screwfix.com/prods/22070)
Title: Re: Help needed please
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on March 01, 2011, 11:20:28 PM: Screwfix... hope its better than the nail glue I bought last week, sticks in 4 seconds.... think they meant months. evil:
Title: Re: Help needed please
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on March 01, 2011, 11:21:17 PM: Quote from: Just One More on March 01, 2011, 11:20:08 PM
here (http://www.screwfix.com/prods/22070)

ffs ! Snap. lol:
Title: Re: Help needed please
Post by: Just One More on March 01, 2011, 11:21:40 PM: Snap!
Title: Re: Help needed please
Post by: Just One More on March 01, 2011, 11:22:31 PM: You won, strip poke-her next redface:
Title: Re: Help needed please
Post by: apc2010 on March 01, 2011, 11:22:49 PM: I thought Screwfix was a dating service .............. redface:
Title: Re: Help needed please
Post by: Pirate on March 01, 2011, 11:24:41 PM: thank you everyone...so glad I joined this forum...I will be back with another inane request tomorrow...god willing... ;)
Title: Re: Help needed please
Post by: Nick on March 01, 2011, 11:25:34 PM: Quote from: apc2010 on March 01, 2011, 11:22:49 PM
I thought Screwfix was a dating service .............. redface:

That's how BM met LL. He got his money back, fortunately ::)
Title: Re: Help needed please
Post by: Pirate on March 01, 2011, 11:30:39 PM: scared: scared:
Title: Re: Help needed please
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on March 01, 2011, 11:32:43 PM: Quote from: Just One More on March 01, 2011, 11:22:31 PM
You won, strip poke-her next redface:

Dont deal yet I only have 2 items of clothing on at the moment. No, thats now 1 item of clothing. ;D

Can you all shout at 5.50 am as I am sure to sleep in now......
Title: Re: Help needed please
Post by: Nick on March 01, 2011, 11:34:19 PM: eeek:
Title: Re: Help needed please
Post by: Pirate on March 01, 2011, 11:37:03 PM: Quote from: Nick on March 01, 2011, 11:25:34 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 01, 2011, 11:22:49 PM
I thought Screwfix was a dating service .............. redface:

That's how BM met LL. He got his money back, fortunately ::)

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Title: Re: Help needed please
Post by: Barman on March 02, 2011, 05:34:31 AM: evil:
Title: Re: Help needed please
Post by: Pirate on March 02, 2011, 07:31:05 PM: I say...does anyone know if my local chippie is open tonight?
Title: Re: Help needed please
Post by: Barman on March 02, 2011, 08:01:09 PM: Quote from: Pirate on March 02, 2011, 07:31:05 PM
I say...does anyone know if my local chippie is open tonight?

shrugs:
Title: Re: Help needed please
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 02, 2011, 09:39:55 PM: Quote from: Pirate on March 02, 2011, 07:31:05 PM
I say...does anyone know if my local chippie is open tonight?

Yes it is, but they have run out of Haddock and pickled eggs
Title: Re: Help needed please
Post by: Pirate on March 03, 2011, 08:31:20 PM: Thanks for that...this forum is brilliant...

I say...I ate a a whole packet of biscuits today...Is it true that if you break them in half, all the calories fall out?
Title: Re: Help needed please
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 04, 2011, 10:17:38 AM: Quote from: Pirate on March 03, 2011, 08:31:20 PM
Thanks for that...this forum is brilliant...

I say...I ate a a whole packet of biscuits today...Is it true that if you break them in half, all the calories fall out?

Yes, and all the artificial colouring stays in the half in your left hand.
Title: Re: Help needed please
Post by: Pirate on March 04, 2011, 10:21:20 PM: Gosh...thanks Darwin...totally agree...

I say...Hello, are there any car boots this weekend in Nottingham, thank you.
Title: Re: Help needed please
Post by: Barman on March 05, 2011, 06:45:27 AM: Quote from: Pirate on March 04, 2011, 10:21:20 PM
Gosh...thanks Darwin...totally agree...

I say...Hello, are there any car boots this weekend in Nottingham, thank you.

Oh yes...

Loads of cars still have them although hatchbacks are undoubtedly becoming more popular....
Title: Re: Help needed please
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 05, 2011, 08:56:03 AM: lol: lol: lol: