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Title: The all new countdown to Miss D's romantic dinner advice thread
Post by: Nick on March 17, 2011, 05:40:17 PM: Lotions and potions?
A few early nights?
New black pants
Tell the Brat?
Defend her honour ( happy001)?

Off we go angel1
Title: Re: The all new countdown to Miss D's romantic dinner advice thread
Post by: apc2010 on March 17, 2011, 05:44:00 PM: Do not mention the VP...............
Title: Re: The all new countdown to Miss D's romantic dinner advice thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 17, 2011, 05:47:41 PM: And I should heed your advice why ? ;D
Title: Re: The all new countdown to Miss D's romantic dinner advice thread
Post by: Nick on March 17, 2011, 05:49:11 PM: We shall all be there with you in spirit on Saturday like. Egging you on. Or perhaps the opposite of egging you on, whatever that is.
Title: Re: The all new countdown to Miss D's romantic dinner advice thread
Post by: Pastis on March 17, 2011, 06:13:10 PM: Should we invest in a couple of these? razz:

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Title: Re: The all new countdown to Miss D's romantic dinner advice thread
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 17, 2011, 06:33:54 PM: If we cam find out where they are going we could all go and take a sneaky peek, all done in the best possible taste and with the uppermost discretion. angel1
Title: Re: The all new countdown to Miss D's romantic dinner advice thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 17, 2011, 07:17:45 PM: Not a feckin chance lol:

I will let you know on Sunday if it was a disaster or not scared2:
Title: Re: The all new countdown to Miss D's romantic dinner advice thread
Post by: Nick on March 17, 2011, 07:23:40 PM: So, is this someone from werk? Has he got hair, teeth etc? Is he married?
Title: Re: The all new countdown to Miss D's romantic dinner advice thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 17, 2011, 07:25:59 PM: No.
Yes
No
Title: Re: The all new countdown to Miss D's romantic dinner advice thread
Post by: apc2010 on March 17, 2011, 07:32:02 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on March 17, 2011, 07:25:59 PM
No.
Yes
No

So not BM then ............
Title: Re: The all new countdown to Miss D's romantic dinner advice thread
Post by: Pirate on March 17, 2011, 07:34:21 PM: sad24: sad32:
Title: Re: The all new countdown to Miss D's romantic dinner advice thread
Post by: Nick on March 17, 2011, 07:43:17 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on March 17, 2011, 07:25:59 PM
No.
Yes
No

So where did you meet him then??
Title: Re: The all new countdown to Miss D's romantic dinner advice thread
Post by: apc2010 on March 17, 2011, 07:48:51 PM: Quote from: Nick on March 17, 2011, 07:43:17 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on March 17, 2011, 07:25:59 PM
No.
Yes
No

So where did you meet him then??

Parent night ..??? or the brats friend ????
Title: Re: The all new countdown to Miss D's romantic dinner advice thread
Post by: Nick on March 17, 2011, 07:50:04 PM: I bet he invited her out by text. For safety, like
Title: Re: The all new countdown to Miss D's romantic dinner advice thread
Post by: Pirate on March 17, 2011, 07:56:42 PM: Nick...Nick...

You're like an old woman...talk about gossip...and wanting to know the ins and outs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9g8SOSC3Lks
Title: Re: The all new countdown to Miss D's romantic dinner advice thread
Post by: Nick on March 17, 2011, 07:58:13 PM: The ins and outs, you say? eyes:
Title: Re: The all new countdown to Miss D's romantic dinner advice thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 17, 2011, 07:59:10 PM: Quote from: Pirate on March 17, 2011, 07:34:21 PM
sad24: sad32:

happy100

I was just another port in the storm for you ;)
Title: Re: The all new countdown to Miss D's romantic dinner advice thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 17, 2011, 07:59:39 PM: Quote from: Nick on March 17, 2011, 07:23:40 PM
So, is this someone from werk? Has he got hair, teeth etc? Is he married?

Quote from: Miss Demeanor on March 17, 2011, 07:25:59 PM
No.
Yes
No

Oh well, no teeth isn't the end of the world, but I see you avoided revealing his marital status. rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new countdown to Miss D's romantic dinner advice thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 17, 2011, 08:01:35 PM: Sorry , I took hair and teeth as one, so more accurately then

No
Yes
Yes
No
Title: Re: The all new countdown to Miss D's romantic dinner advice thread
Post by: Nick on March 17, 2011, 08:03:06 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on March 17, 2011, 07:59:10 PM
Quote from: Pirate on March 17, 2011, 07:34:21 PM
sad24: sad32:

happy100

I was just another port in the storm for you ;)

SO what does the Brat think?

(This is better than the telly cloud9:)
Title: Re: The all new countdown to Miss D's romantic dinner advice thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 17, 2011, 08:05:36 PM: Knew you 'd love it lol: lol: lol:

I haven't, nor will, say anything to the Brat or anyone else for the moment .....as I say could be a disaster scared2:
Title: Re: The all new countdown to Miss D's romantic dinner advice thread
Post by: Nick on March 17, 2011, 08:12:54 PM: WE need a blow by blow account (so to speak)

Quote
'It wouldn't be a good idea
To let him stay.
When they knew each other better -
Not today.
But she put on her new black knickers
Anyway.'
Title: Re: The all new countdown to Miss D's romantic dinner advice thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 17, 2011, 08:17:45 PM: And Nick - nothing to be put on Faceache ok ..... evil:
Title: Re: The all new countdown to Miss D's romantic dinner advice thread
Post by: Nick on March 17, 2011, 08:19:06 PM: As if angel1
Title: Re: The all new countdown to Miss D's romantic dinner advice thread
Post by: apc2010 on March 17, 2011, 08:20:25 PM: Quote from: Nick on March 17, 2011, 08:19:06 PM
As if angel1

He is Indian ........................... eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: The all new countdown to Miss D's romantic dinner advice thread
Post by: Pirate on March 17, 2011, 08:21:32 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on March 17, 2011, 07:59:10 PM
Quote from: Pirate on March 17, 2011, 07:34:21 PM
sad24: sad32:

happy100

I was just another port in the storm for you ;)

it would never have worked between us darling...but if it doesn't work out...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ll6F4XAvLjY
Title: Re: The all new countdown to Miss D's romantic dinner advice thread
Post by: Bar Wench on March 17, 2011, 08:22:09 PM: Ohhhh a hot date! Exciting! Where did you meet him?
Title: Re: The all new countdown to Miss D's romantic dinner advice thread
Post by: Nick on March 17, 2011, 08:23:44 PM: Yes, tell Wenchy!!!
Title: Re: The all new countdown to Miss D's romantic dinner advice thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 17, 2011, 08:25:05 PM: Wenchy , you are getting married on SATURDAY....do you not have loads to do lol:
Title: Re: The all new countdown to Miss D's romantic dinner advice thread
Post by: Bar Wench on March 17, 2011, 08:28:20 PM: whistle:

I am burning cds for reception music and eating the chocs one of the kids gave Mr Wench as a present. whistle:
Title: Re: The all new countdown to Miss D's romantic dinner advice thread
Post by: Nick on March 17, 2011, 08:30:50 PM: Wenchy could offer wedding advice to Miss D cloud9:
Title: Re: The all new countdown to Miss D's romantic dinner advice thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 17, 2011, 08:30:58 PM: Thatta girl , was yours is ours and what's mine is my own 8)
Title: Re: The all new countdown to Miss D's romantic dinner advice thread
Post by: apc2010 on March 17, 2011, 08:31:33 PM: Quote from: Bar Wench on March 17, 2011, 08:28:20 PM
whistle:

I am burning cds for reception music and eating the chocs one of the kids gave Mr Wench as a present. whistle:

Get a dj ..................is the 1st dance Jason Marz ??
Title: Re: The all new countdown to Miss D's romantic dinner advice thread
Post by: Nick on March 17, 2011, 08:38:14 PM: WHAT SORT OF CAR HAS HE GOT? This is vital information!!
Title: Re: The all new countdown to Miss D's romantic dinner advice thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 17, 2011, 08:40:28 PM: I know he has one cos he refuses to use public transport ::) but I don't know what sort. I will find out for you noooo:
Title: Re: The all new countdown to Miss D's romantic dinner advice thread
Post by: Bar Wench on March 17, 2011, 08:43:37 PM: Quote from: apc2010 on March 17, 2011, 08:31:33 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on March 17, 2011, 08:28:20 PM
whistle:

I am burning cds for reception music and eating the chocs one of the kids gave Mr Wench as a present. whistle:

Get a dj ..................is the 1st dance Jason Marz ??

The reception venue won't allow djs or bands as the bass does bad things to the mortar in the walls.
Title: Re: The all new countdown to Miss D's romantic dinner advice thread
Post by: Nick on March 17, 2011, 08:44:17 PM: YOu are getting married in a hut?!!!
Title: Re: The all new countdown to Miss D's romantic dinner advice thread
Post by: Bar Wench on March 17, 2011, 08:45:17 PM: No, an old listed building that doesn't like jumping bass. lol:
Title: Re: The all new countdown to Miss D's romantic dinner advice thread
Post by: apc2010 on March 17, 2011, 08:46:34 PM: Quote from: Bar Wench on March 17, 2011, 08:43:37 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 17, 2011, 08:31:33 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on March 17, 2011, 08:28:20 PM
whistle:

I am burning cds for reception music and eating the chocs one of the kids gave Mr Wench as a present. whistle:

Get a dj ..................is the 1st dance Jason Marz ??

The reception venue won't allow djs or bands as the bass does bad things to the mortar in the walls.

so no 1st dance rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new countdown to Miss D's romantic dinner advice thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 17, 2011, 08:47:19 PM: Quote from: Bar Wench on March 17, 2011, 08:45:17 PM
No, an old listed building that doesn't like jumping bass. lol:

Or those singing Bass either ...they are just wrong lol:
Title: Re: The all new countdown to Miss D's romantic dinner advice thread
Post by: Bar Wench on March 17, 2011, 08:49:15 PM: Quote from: apc2010 on March 17, 2011, 08:46:34 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on March 17, 2011, 08:43:37 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 17, 2011, 08:31:33 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on March 17, 2011, 08:28:20 PM
whistle:

I am burning cds for reception music and eating the chocs one of the kids gave Mr Wench as a present. whistle:

Get a dj ..................is the 1st dance Jason Marz ??

The reception venue won't allow djs or bands as the bass does bad things to the mortar in the walls.

so no 1st dance rubschin:

Ahhh but there is, it is on a cd on it's own and everything. cloud9: One of my all time favs
Title: Re: The all new countdown to Miss D's romantic dinner advice thread
Post by: apc2010 on March 17, 2011, 08:53:41 PM: Quote from: Bar Wench on March 17, 2011, 08:49:15 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 17, 2011, 08:46:34 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on March 17, 2011, 08:43:37 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 17, 2011, 08:31:33 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on March 17, 2011, 08:28:20 PM
whistle:

I am burning cds for reception music and eating the chocs one of the kids gave Mr Wench as a present. whistle:

Get a dj ..................is the 1st dance Jason Marz ??

The reception venue won't allow djs or bands as the bass does bad things to the mortar in the walls.

so no 1st dance rubschin:

Ahhh but there is, it is on a cd on it's own and everything. cloud9: One of my all time favs

any hoo back to Miss D........... eyes:
Title: Re: The all new countdown to Miss D's romantic dinner advice thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 17, 2011, 08:55:41 PM: Oh noes - I'm quite happy with the diversion

back to Wenchy cloud9:
Title: Re: The all new countdown to Miss D's romantic dinner advice thread
Post by: apc2010 on March 17, 2011, 08:57:24 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on March 17, 2011, 08:55:41 PM
Oh noes - I'm quite happy with the perversion

back to Wenchy cloud9:

whistle:
Title: Re: The all new countdown to Miss D's romantic dinner advice thread
Post by: Nick on March 17, 2011, 09:01:57 PM: I bet he brings her some flowers. What should she take for him, like? rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new countdown to Miss D's romantic dinner advice thread
Post by: apc2010 on March 17, 2011, 09:03:59 PM: Quote from: Nick on March 17, 2011, 09:01:57 PM
I bet he brings her some flowers. What should she take for him, like? rubschin:

nonono:
Title: Re: The all new countdown to Miss D's romantic dinner advice thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 17, 2011, 09:06:14 PM: Quote from: Nick on March 17, 2011, 09:01:57 PM
I bet he brings her some flowers. What should she take for him, like? rubschin:

Nobody brings flowers - a creme egg would be fine though lol:
Title: Re: The all new countdown to Miss D's romantic dinner advice thread
Post by: Pirate on March 17, 2011, 09:15:43 PM: I had two creme eggs yesterday...two for a quid...
Title: Re: The all new countdown to Miss D's romantic dinner advice thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 17, 2011, 09:17:35 PM: 3 for £1 in Sainsbury's or 2 for 80 p redface: redface: redface:
Title: Re: The all new countdown to Miss D's romantic dinner advice thread
Post by: Nick on March 17, 2011, 09:20:30 PM: Porky point:
Title: Re: The all new countdown to Miss D's romantic dinner advice thread
Post by: Pirate on March 17, 2011, 09:21:39 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on March 17, 2011, 09:17:35 PM
3 for £1 in Sainsbury's or 2 for 80 p redface: redface: redface:

three's a crowd... sad24:
Title: Re: The all new countdown to Miss D's romantic dinner advice thread
Post by: apc2010 on March 17, 2011, 09:22:22 PM: Quote from: Nick on March 17, 2011, 09:20:30 PM
Porky point:

Not till the weekend .......... whistle:
Title: Re: The all new countdown to Miss D's romantic dinner advice thread
Post by: Nick on March 17, 2011, 09:24:02 PM: eeek:
Title: Re: The all new countdown to Miss D's romantic dinner advice thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 17, 2011, 09:24:39 PM: noooo: noooo: noooo:

angel1
Title: Re: The all new countdown to Miss D's romantic dinner advice thread
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Drinkin:

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Title: Re: The all new countdown to Miss D's romantic dinner advice thread
Post by: apc2010 on March 17, 2011, 09:41:37 PM: Quote from: Pirate on March 17, 2011, 09:40:40 PM
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Drinkin:

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;D ;D
Title: Re: The all new countdown to Miss D's romantic dinner advice thread
Post by: Nick on March 17, 2011, 09:44:14 PM: nonono:

Miss D is pure

happy001
Title: Re: The all new countdown to Miss D's romantic dinner advice thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 17, 2011, 09:45:06 PM: You will all eat your words and your emoticons Finger:
Title: Re: The all new countdown to Miss D's romantic dinner advice thread
Post by: apc2010 on March 17, 2011, 09:45:22 PM: Quote from: Nick on March 17, 2011, 09:44:14 PM
nonono:

Miss D is pure ******

happy001

whistle:
Title: Re: The all new countdown to Miss D's romantic dinner advice thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 17, 2011, 09:46:18 PM: Whaddya you know ? rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new countdown to Miss D's romantic dinner advice thread
Post by: Nick on March 17, 2011, 09:46:44 PM: This thread will run and run cloud9:
Title: Re: The all new countdown to Miss D's romantic dinner advice thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 17, 2011, 09:51:24 PM: Don't think so noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: The all new countdown to Miss D's romantic dinner advice thread
Post by: apc2010 on March 17, 2011, 09:53:12 PM: The bloke may run and run ............ whistle:
Title: Re: The all new countdown to Miss D's romantic dinner advice thread
Post by: Nick on March 17, 2011, 09:55:18 PM: Miss D may run and run........

But in which direction? rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new countdown to Miss D's romantic dinner advice thread
Post by: Pirate on March 17, 2011, 09:56:19 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on March 17, 2011, 09:45:06 PM
You will all eat your words and your emoticons Finger:

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angel1
Title: Re: The all new countdown to Miss D's romantic dinner advice thread
Post by: apc2010 on March 17, 2011, 09:56:59 PM: Quote from: Pirate on March 17, 2011, 09:56:19 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on March 17, 2011, 09:45:06 PM
You will all eat your words and your emoticons Finger:

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angel1

sick2:
Title: Re: The all new countdown to Miss D's romantic dinner advice thread
Post by: Nick on March 17, 2011, 09:57:49 PM: SHe might scare him though, if she is fierce like rubschin:

Mind you last time we met she surprised me with a kiss on the cheek cloud9:
Title: Re: The all new countdown to Miss D's romantic dinner advice thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 17, 2011, 09:58:38 PM: Isn't that how you greet your friends then ???
Title: Re: The all new countdown to Miss D's romantic dinner advice thread
Post by: apc2010 on March 17, 2011, 09:59:29 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on March 17, 2011, 09:58:38 PM
Isn't that how you greet your friends then ???

How would Nick know ............... noooo:
Title: Re: The all new countdown to Miss D's romantic dinner advice thread
Post by: Nick on March 17, 2011, 10:02:38 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on March 17, 2011, 09:58:38 PM
Isn't that how you greet your friends then ???

I wouldn't try it on Growler noooo:
Title: Re: The all new countdown to Miss D's romantic dinner advice thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 17, 2011, 10:05:15 PM: I imagine that would have a velcro effect if you did rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new countdown to Miss D's romantic dinner advice thread
Post by: Pirate on March 17, 2011, 10:05:29 PM: Quote from: Nick on March 17, 2011, 09:57:49 PM
SHe might scare him though, if she is fierce like rubschin:

Mind you last time we met she surprised me with a kiss on the cheek cloud9:

She was just practising...
Title: Re: The all new countdown to Miss D's romantic dinner advice thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 17, 2011, 10:12:21 PM: One day I'll get it right rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new countdown to Miss D's romantic dinner advice thread
Post by: apc2010 on March 17, 2011, 10:13:23 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on March 17, 2011, 10:12:21 PM
One day I'll get Mr right rubschin:

cloud9:
Title: Re: The all new countdown to Miss D's romantic dinner advice thread
Post by: Nick on March 17, 2011, 10:15:27 PM: Maybe we could get her a big net rubschin:

Or a club rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new countdown to Miss D's romantic dinner advice thread
Post by: Pirate on March 17, 2011, 10:24:42 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on March 17, 2011, 10:12:21 PM
One day I'll get it right rubschin:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTbASqoqH3Q
Title: Re: The all new countdown to Miss D's romantic dinner advice thread
Post by: apc2010 on March 17, 2011, 10:30:40 PM: I hope the date makes your whole week
Title: Re: The all new countdown to Miss D's romantic dinner advice thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 17, 2011, 10:33:31 PM: Considering my week will have consisted of 3 days worth of giving training on some poxy ( that is poxy and not proxy ) computer database and the other 2 days are doing end of year pointless performance reviews for my team ...a bag of chips would have made my week whistle:
Title: Re: The all new countdown to Miss D's romantic dinner advice thread
Post by: Nick on March 17, 2011, 10:34:35 PM: That can be arranged. What time shall I pick you up, like?
Title: Re: The all new countdown to Miss D's romantic dinner advice thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 17, 2011, 10:37:05 PM: lol:

You are in fine form tonight
Title: Re: The all new countdown to Miss D's romantic dinner advice thread
Post by: apc2010 on March 17, 2011, 10:37:41 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on March 17, 2011, 10:37:05 PM
lol:

You are in fine form tonight

Who ....???
Title: Re: The all new countdown to Miss D's romantic dinner advice thread
Post by: Nick on March 17, 2011, 10:39:06 PM: Me angel1
Title: Re: The all new countdown to Miss D's romantic dinner advice thread
Post by: Just One More on March 17, 2011, 11:03:42 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on March 17, 2011, 08:40:28 PM
I know he has one cos he refuses to use public transport ::) but I don't know what sort. I will find out for you noooo:

Miss D's hot date arrives to the tuneful sound of "La Cucharacha" point:

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Title: Re: The all new countdown to Miss D's romantic dinner advice thread
Post by: apc2010 on March 17, 2011, 11:08:17 PM: Quote from: Just One More on March 17, 2011, 11:03:42 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on March 17, 2011, 08:40:28 PM
I know he has one cos he refuses to use public transport ::) but I don't know what sort. I will find out for you noooo:

Miss D's hot date arrives to the tuneful sound of "La Cucharacha" point:

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Is that Nick ............ rubschin:..............newly serviced car .............??
Title: Re: The all new countdown to Miss D's romantic dinner advice thread
Post by: Baldy on March 18, 2011, 01:34:39 AM: Quote from: apc2010 on March 17, 2011, 10:30:40 PM
I hope the date makes your whole week

drumroll:
Don't worry mate, I got it. lol:
Title: Re: The all new countdown to Miss D's romantic dinner advice thread
Post by: Just One More on March 18, 2011, 07:50:38 AM: Quote from: Baldy on March 18, 2011, 01:34:39 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 17, 2011, 10:30:40 PM
I hope the date makes your whole week

drumroll:
Don't worry mate, I got it. lol:

I didn't redface: redface: ... but I do now eeek: lol:
Title: Re: The all new countdown to Miss D's romantic dinner advice thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 18, 2011, 08:15:51 AM: I didn't and I still don't redface:
Title: Re: The all new countdown to Miss D's romantic dinner advice thread
Post by: Snoopy on March 18, 2011, 08:21:34 AM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on March 18, 2011, 08:15:51 AM
I didn't and I still don't redface:

doh:

Hint: Choose a W and remove it ::)
Title: Re: The all new countdown to Miss D's romantic dinner advice thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 18, 2011, 08:26:20 AM: Thanks Snoops cloud9:

I'm too innocent for my own good angel1
Title: Re: The all new countdown to Miss D's romantic dinner advice thread
Post by: Just One More on March 18, 2011, 09:44:59 AM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on March 18, 2011, 08:26:20 AM
Thanks Snoops cloud9:

I'm too innocent for my own good angel1

happy001
Title: Re: The all new countdown to Miss D's romantic dinner advice thread
Post by: Nick on March 18, 2011, 11:08:04 AM: Things begin to go awry when they arrive at the restaurant

http://www.livebaitrestaurants.co.uk/pdf/A-La-Carte-South-Sept-2010.pdf (http://www.livebaitrestaurants.co.uk/pdf/A-La-Carte-South-Sept-2010.pdf)
noooo:
Title: Re: The all new countdown to Miss D's romantic dinner advice thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 18, 2011, 12:55:59 PM: Ill be home nice and early if its anything like that sick2:
Title: Re: The all new countdown to Miss D's romantic dinner advice thread
Post by: tel on March 18, 2011, 01:25:54 PM: I can't quite come to terms with this thread.

Are they jealous or being protective?
Title: Re: The all new countdown to Miss D's romantic dinner advice thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 18, 2011, 01:28:21 PM: I think just in need of some gossip and laugh at the travesty that is my life sad24:
Title: Re: The all new countdown to Miss D's romantic dinner advice thread
Post by: Nick on March 18, 2011, 01:34:34 PM: What Miss D said redface:
Title: Re: The all new countdown to Miss D's romantic dinner advice thread
Post by: Nick on March 18, 2011, 07:24:41 PM: Well. Tomorrow is the big day. Wenchy becomes Mrs WEnch and MIss D's grooming and plucking regime will start at the crack of dawn
Title: Re: The all new countdown to Miss D's romantic dinner advice thread
Post by: Snoopy on March 18, 2011, 07:27:45 PM: rubschin: I wonder if she has made him leave home for the night so he doesn't get to see her frock until the moment she enters the church.
Title: Re: The all new countdown to Miss D's romantic dinner advice thread
Post by: Barman on March 18, 2011, 07:28:29 PM: Quote from: Snoopy on March 18, 2011, 07:27:45 PM
rubschin: I wonder if she has made him leave home for the night so he doesn't get to see her frock until the moment she enters the church.

Miss D???? Shrugs:
Title: Re: The all new countdown to Miss D's romantic dinner advice thread
Post by: Nick on March 18, 2011, 07:30:08 PM: Wenchy is indeed elsewhere tonight I understand. Patagonia, I think
Title: Re: The all new countdown to Miss D's romantic dinner advice thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 18, 2011, 07:31:54 PM: We need a Wenchy last day of singledom drink up tonight .......I'm buying Party001: Party001: Party001:
Title: Re: The all new countdown to Miss D's romantic dinner advice thread
Post by: Barman on March 18, 2011, 07:38:11 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on March 18, 2011, 07:31:54 PM
We need a Wenchy last day of singledom drink up tonight .......I'm buying Party001: Party001: Party001:

I'll have a pint thanks! happy088
Title: Re: The all new countdown to Miss D's romantic dinner advice thread
Post by: Snoopy on March 18, 2011, 07:39:51 PM: Quote from: Barman on March 18, 2011, 07:28:29 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on March 18, 2011, 07:27:45 PM
rubschin: I wonder if she has made him leave home for the night so he doesn't get to see her frock until the moment she enters the church.

Miss D???? Shrugs:

Pretend stupidity is neither big nor clever cool14:
Title: Re: The all new countdown to Miss D's romantic dinner advice thread
Post by: Barman on March 18, 2011, 07:40:59 PM: Quote from: Snoopy on March 18, 2011, 07:39:51 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 18, 2011, 07:28:29 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on March 18, 2011, 07:27:45 PM
rubschin: I wonder if she has made him leave home for the night so he doesn't get to see her frock until the moment she enters the church.

Miss D???? Shrugs:

Pretend stupidity is neither big nor clever cool14:

Oh... redface:
Title: Re: The all new countdown to Miss D's romantic dinner advice thread
Post by: Nick on March 18, 2011, 07:42:41 PM: I don't think BM has to pretend noooo:
Title: Re: The all new countdown to Miss D's romantic dinner advice thread
Post by: Pirate on March 18, 2011, 07:43:00 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on March 18, 2011, 07:31:54 PM
We need a Wenchy last day of singledom drink up tonight .......I'm buying Party001: Party001: Party001:

Glass of Château VP for me, thanks...
Title: Re: The all new countdown to Miss D's romantic dinner advice thread
Post by: Nick on March 18, 2011, 07:46:45 PM: Make mine a large one
Title: Re: The all new countdown to Miss D's romantic dinner advice thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 18, 2011, 07:48:02 PM: Quote from: Pirate on March 18, 2011, 07:43:00 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on March 18, 2011, 07:31:54 PM
We need a Wenchy last day of singledom drink up tonight .......I'm buying Party001: Party001: Party001:

Glass of Château VP for me, thanks...

Will Diamond White do ?
Title: Re: The all new countdown to Miss D's romantic dinner advice thread
Post by: Pirate on March 18, 2011, 07:49:45 PM: Any port in a storm, love...
Title: Re: The all new countdown to Miss D's romantic dinner advice thread
Post by: Barman on March 18, 2011, 07:50:47 PM: Quote from: Nick on March 18, 2011, 07:42:41 PM
I don't think BM has to pretend noooo:

evil:
Title: Re: The all new countdown to Miss D's romantic dinner advice thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 18, 2011, 07:51:12 PM: Quote from: Pirate on March 18, 2011, 07:49:45 PM
Any port in a storm, love...

Touche lol:
Title: Re: The all new countdown to Miss D's romantic dinner advice thread
Post by: Pirate on March 18, 2011, 07:54:27 PM: ;)
Title: Re: The all new countdown to Miss D's romantic dinner advice thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 18, 2011, 10:24:34 PM: Are we still toasting the blushing Wenchy on the house?

A pint of my usual please.
Title: Re: The all new countdown to Miss D's romantic dinner advice thread
Post by: Barman on March 19, 2011, 06:15:51 AM: Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 18, 2011, 10:24:34 PM
Are we still toasting the blushing Wenchy on the house?

A pint of my usual please.

On the floor then....? lol:
Title: Re: The all new countdown to Miss D's romantic dinner advice thread
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 19, 2011, 07:41:18 AM: Well, goodness me what on earth has happened is all this pink hearty stuff in honour of Wenchy. It's a bit disconscerting I must say. eeek:
Title: Re: The all new countdown to Miss D's romantic dinner advice thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 19, 2011, 07:42:36 AM: Check the computer thread Miss C.

Yes , it's a one day only, special wedding love fest for Wenchy though

You can change it if your stye is having an adverse reaction to it lol:
Title: Re: The all new countdown to Miss D's romantic dinner advice thread
Post by: Nick on March 19, 2011, 07:44:15 AM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on March 19, 2011, 07:42:36 AM
Check the computer thread Miss C.

Yes , it's a one day only, special wedding love fest for Wenchy though

You can change it if your stye is having an adverse reaction to it lol:

Shouldn't you be shaving?
Title: Re: The all new countdown to Miss D's romantic dinner advice thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 19, 2011, 07:45:59 AM: Thought I'd plait it all just to be different like whistle:
Title: Re: The all new countdown to Miss D's romantic dinner advice thread
Post by: Baldy on March 19, 2011, 08:00:28 AM: How about doing a bit of knitting with it all.

A jumper or bobble hat would impress him with your domestic skills. whistle:
Title: Re: The all new countdown to Miss D's romantic dinner advice thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 19, 2011, 08:01:36 AM: lol: lol: lol:

I need a list of do's and don'ts rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new countdown to Miss D's romantic dinner advice thread
Post by: Baldy on March 19, 2011, 08:05:24 AM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on March 19, 2011, 08:01:36 AM
lol: lol: lol:

I need a list of do's and don'ts rubschin:

Are you new to this game then?
Title: Re: The all new countdown to Miss D's romantic dinner advice thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 19, 2011, 08:07:09 AM: Oh yes .....I shall have L plates on and everything angel1
Title: Re: The all new countdown to Miss D's romantic dinner advice thread
Post by: Baldy on March 19, 2011, 08:10:05 AM: Take a chaperone with you, just to help out like.

Is The Brat free tonight? She might be of some help. whistle:
Title: Re: The all new countdown to Miss D's romantic dinner advice thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 19, 2011, 08:11:46 AM: lol:

It might be worth it just to see her face shocked003
Title: Re: The all new countdown to Miss D's romantic dinner advice thread
Post by: Just One More on March 19, 2011, 09:10:43 AM: Quote from: Baldy on March 19, 2011, 08:00:28 AM
How about doing a bit of knitting with it all.

A jumper or bobble hat would impress him with your domestic skills. whistle:

Or a willy-warmer redface:
Title: Re: The all new countdown to Miss D's romantic dinner advice thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 19, 2011, 09:14:09 AM: They are so attractive after all noooo:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.find-me-a-gift.co.uk%2Fimages%2Fproduct_images%2Foob100_knitted_willy_warmer_300greenpink.jpg&hash=4400b6562f97cca8d34873ed478d6ee674a94b26)
Title: Re: The all new countdown to Miss D's romantic dinner advice thread
Post by: Just One More on March 19, 2011, 09:21:28 AM: Oh absolutely, but do you have any photos of one with a willy warmer on?
Title: Re: The all new countdown to Miss D's romantic dinner advice thread
Post by: Pirate on March 19, 2011, 09:26:19 AM: She will have tomorrow...
Title: Re: The all new countdown to Miss D's romantic dinner advice thread
Post by: Nick on March 19, 2011, 09:27:05 AM: eeek:
Title: Re: The all new countdown to Miss D's romantic dinner advice thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 19, 2011, 09:44:45 AM: noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: The all new countdown to Miss D's romantic dinner advice thread
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Title: Re: The all new countdown to Miss D's romantic dinner advice thread
Post by: Nick on March 19, 2011, 01:31:08 PM: I imagine Miss D has started preening. I imagine Chappy is ironing his underpants razz:
Title: Re: The all new countdown to Miss D's romantic dinner advice thread
Post by: Pirate on March 19, 2011, 03:02:49 PM: I bet her little heart is beating a bit faster now...palms starting to ~~sweat~~ perspire...

I wonder if she's had the first Voddy yet to calm her nerves...
Title: Re: The all new countdown to Miss D's romantic dinner advice thread
Post by: Nick on March 19, 2011, 03:06:22 PM: I bet she is planning her fragrances
Title: Re: The all new countdown to Miss D's romantic dinner advice thread
Post by: Nick on March 19, 2011, 06:01:39 PM: Popcorn:
Title: Re: The all new countdown to Miss D's romantic dinner advice thread
Post by: apc2010 on March 19, 2011, 06:27:38 PM: Quote from: Nick on March 19, 2011, 06:01:39 PM
Popcorn:

I wonder if she gives him popcorn ........... rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new countdown to Miss D's romantic dinner advice thread
Post by: Nick on March 19, 2011, 06:34:04 PM: If he has anything about him there will be not time noooo:
Title: Re: The all new countdown to Miss D's romantic dinner advice thread
Post by: Nick on March 19, 2011, 08:09:34 PM: Popcorn:
I wonder if they had one pudding and two spoons rubschin:

Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn:
Title: Re: The all new countdown to Miss D's romantic dinner advice thread
Post by: Pastis on March 19, 2011, 08:47:18 PM: I'll tell you what, put some milk on the stove and make a couple of mugs of Ovaltine. I'll see what's on the telly ~ there's that fascinating Danish detective saga on BBC4 which should enthrall your Viking roots razz:
Then we'll just sit up and wait for her to get home. She's got her own key hasn't she?

Now, where are my slippers?

;)
Title: Re: The all new countdown to Miss D's romantic dinner advice thread
Post by: Nick on March 19, 2011, 08:55:08 PM: But she is so young, and innocent. I feel parental. SHe must be in by 11.00 scared2:
Title: Re: The all new countdown to Miss D's romantic dinner advice thread
Post by: apc2010 on March 19, 2011, 09:02:03 PM: Quote from: Nick on March 19, 2011, 08:55:08 PM
But she is so young, and innocent. I feel parental. SHe must be in by 11.00 scared2:

And home by 12 ................ whistle:
Title: Re: The all new countdown to Miss D's romantic dinner advice thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 19, 2011, 10:27:27 PM: The Rohypnol must be taking effect by now.

That poor boy will have such a sore head in the morning. noooo:
Title: Re: The all new countdown to Miss D's romantic dinner advice thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 19, 2011, 10:51:21 PM: I am back .

I am alone angel1

I plan to stay alone cloud9:

Next whistle:
Title: Re: The all new countdown to Miss D's romantic dinner advice thread
Post by: apc2010 on March 19, 2011, 10:54:22 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on March 19, 2011, 10:51:21 PM
I am back .

I am alone angel1

I plan to stay alone cloud9:

Next whistle:

So ...................details..........
Title: Re: The all new countdown to Miss D's romantic dinner advice thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 19, 2011, 11:03:54 PM: And you chastise Nick for being an ol woman lol:
Title: Re: The all new countdown to Miss D's romantic dinner advice thread
Post by: Just One More on March 19, 2011, 11:14:50 PM: Hope you enjoyed the evening Miss D
Title: Re: The all new countdown to Miss D's romantic dinner advice thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 19, 2011, 11:17:52 PM: It was fine ...I now just have to find a way of letting him down gently.

Turns out he only split from his partner about 4 months ago and I don't think he is anywhere near over it yet though he begs to differ and wants to plan the next night out and I am already thinking of plausible excuses not to go redface:
Title: Re: The all new countdown to Miss D's romantic dinner advice thread
Post by: apc2010 on March 19, 2011, 11:19:28 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on March 19, 2011, 11:17:52 PM
It was fine ...I now just have to find a way of letting him down gently.

Turns out he only split from his partner about 4 months ago and I don't think he is anywhere near over it yet though he begs to differ and wants to plan the next night out and I am already thinking of plausible excuses not to go redface:

Say you have a VP meeting .........
Title: Re: The all new countdown to Miss D's romantic dinner advice thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 19, 2011, 11:20:30 PM: That could work - a ViP meeting. I can't divulge any more than that otherwise I would have to kill you sort of thing rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new countdown to Miss D's romantic dinner advice thread
Post by: apc2010 on March 19, 2011, 11:22:08 PM: Or an AA meeting .........the brats school will back you up ......... whistle:
Title: Re: The all new countdown to Miss D's romantic dinner advice thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 19, 2011, 11:23:27 PM: You should be able to advise me where the nearest / next ones are being held eh ;)
Title: Re: The all new countdown to Miss D's romantic dinner advice thread
Post by: apc2010 on March 19, 2011, 11:23:48 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on March 19, 2011, 11:17:52 PM
It was fine ...I now just have to find a way of letting him down gently.

Turns out he only split from his partner about 4 months ago and I don't think he is anywhere near over it yet though he begs to differ and wants to plan the next night out and I am already thinking of plausible excuses not to go redface:

Just a thought you didn't mention this place did you ..........because he could be reading now ... rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new countdown to Miss D's romantic dinner advice thread
Post by: apc2010 on March 19, 2011, 11:25:00 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on March 19, 2011, 11:23:27 PM
You should be able to advise me where the nearest / next ones are being held eh ;)

They have been re-named to SC meetings here ... redface:
Title: Re: The all new countdown to Miss D's romantic dinner advice thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 19, 2011, 11:26:28 PM: Well I did spend most of the time talking about you bunch of characters and it was only when he started stabbing himself with the steak knife that I picked up the hint lol:

But seriously though - I don't tell many people about this place - this is my place cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:
Title: Re: The all new countdown to Miss D's romantic dinner advice thread
Post by: Pirate on March 19, 2011, 11:59:50 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on March 19, 2011, 10:51:21 PM
I am back .

I am alone angel1

I plan to stay alone cloud9:

Next whistle:

happy088
Title: Re: The all new countdown to Miss D's romantic dinner advice thread
Post by: Nick on March 20, 2011, 08:15:34 AM: What an anti-climax noooo:
Title: Re: The all new countdown to Miss D's romantic dinner advice thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 20, 2011, 08:17:22 AM: I'm so sorry evil:
Title: Re: The all new countdown to Miss D's romantic dinner advice thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 20, 2011, 08:30:08 AM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on March 19, 2011, 11:17:52 PM
It was fine ...I now just have to find a way of letting him down gently.

Turns out he only split from his partner about 4 months ago and I don't think he is anywhere near over it yet though he begs to differ and wants to plan the next night out and I am already thinking of plausible excuses not to go redface:

Get a picture of Miss C in dungarees, wellies and a woollen hat and send it to him as being your partner, thanking him for the opportunity to explore, and reject, your straight side.

I am sure that would give him the message.
Title: Re: The all new countdown to Miss D's romantic dinner advice thread
Post by: Nick on March 20, 2011, 08:32:21 AM: We will need something else to gossip about now, like. Maybe we could fix up a blind date with Pirate rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new countdown to Miss D's romantic dinner advice thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 20, 2011, 08:33:20 AM: That would be great ....he would just bring his ex with him noooo:
Title: Re: The all new countdown to Miss D's romantic dinner advice thread
Post by: Pirate on March 20, 2011, 09:10:29 AM: Oh noooes...We only take the dog out together...
Title: Re: The all new countdown to Miss D's romantic dinner advice thread
Post by: Just One More on March 20, 2011, 09:28:58 AM: Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 20, 2011, 08:30:08 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on March 19, 2011, 11:17:52 PM
It was fine ...I now just have to find a way of letting him down gently.

Turns out he only split from his partner about 4 months ago and I don't think he is anywhere near over it yet though he begs to differ and wants to plan the next night out and I am already thinking of plausible excuses not to go redface:

Get a picture of Miss C in dungarees, wellies and a woollen hat and send it to him as being your partner, thanking him for the opportunity to explore, and reject, your straight side.

I am sure that would give him the message.

An image that may also appeal to those in the farming fraternity I would imagine eh Darwin ;)
Title: Re: The all new countdown to Miss D's romantic dinner advice thread
Post by: Snoopy on March 20, 2011, 09:35:03 AM: Quote from: Nick on March 20, 2011, 08:15:34 AM
What an anti-climax noooo:

No climax at all I reckon
Title: Re: The all new countdown to Miss D's romantic dinner advice thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 20, 2011, 10:08:00 AM: Quote from: Just One More on March 20, 2011, 09:28:58 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 20, 2011, 08:30:08 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on March 19, 2011, 11:17:52 PM
It was fine ...I now just have to find a way of letting him down gently.

Turns out he only split from his partner about 4 months ago and I don't think he is anywhere near over it yet though he begs to differ and wants to plan the next night out and I am already thinking of plausible excuses not to go redface:

Get a picture of Miss C in dungarees, wellies and a woollen hat and send it to him as being your partner, thanking him for the opportunity to explore, and reject, your straight side.

I am sure that would give him the message.

An image that may also appeal to those in the farming fraternity I would imagine eh Darwin ;)

Naturally.

Some folk are surprised that our normal women inspired the rug-munching costumes.
Title: Re: The all new countdown to Miss D's romantic dinner advice thread
Post by: apc2010 on March 20, 2011, 11:38:07 AM: Quote from: Pirate on March 20, 2011, 09:10:29 AM
Oh noooes...We only take the dog out together...

shutup:
Title: Re: The all new countdown to Miss D's romantic dinner advice thread
Post by: Pirate on March 20, 2011, 12:31:56 PM: Quote from: apc2010 on March 20, 2011, 11:38:07 AM
Quote from: Pirate on March 20, 2011, 09:10:29 AM
Oh noooes...We only take the dog out together...

shutup:

Good man... happy088
Title: Re: The all new countdown to Miss D's romantic dinner advice thread
Post by: Baldy on March 20, 2011, 05:44:38 PM: Did you get round to showing him your knitting? whistle:
Title: Re: The all new countdown to Miss D's romantic dinner advice thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 20, 2011, 05:45:36 PM: noooo:

None of my skills were on show lol:
Title: Re: The all new countdown to Miss D's romantic dinner advice thread
Post by: Nick on March 20, 2011, 05:48:25 PM: Wot skills?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bRQ-nRLcbE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bRQ-nRLcbE)
noooo:
Title: Re: The all new countdown to Miss D's romantic dinner advice thread
Post by: Baldy on March 20, 2011, 05:54:13 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on March 20, 2011, 05:45:36 PM
noooo:

None of my skills were on show lol:

Did you forget to pick up your cutlery in the correct order?
Title: Re: The all new countdown to Miss D's romantic dinner advice thread
Post by: apc2010 on March 20, 2011, 05:55:19 PM: Quote from: Baldy on March 20, 2011, 05:54:13 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on March 20, 2011, 05:45:36 PM
noooo:

None of my skills were on show lol:

Did you forget to pick up your cutlery in the correct order?

She is not cock-handed ............ 8)
Title: Re: The all new countdown to Miss D's romantic dinner advice thread
Post by: Baldy on March 20, 2011, 05:59:01 PM: That prolly pissed him off. whistle:
Title: Re: The all new countdown to Miss D's romantic dinner advice thread
Post by: Barman on March 20, 2011, 07:13:58 PM: Boys! nonono:
Title: Re: The all new countdown to Miss D's romantic dinner advice thread
Post by: Nick on March 20, 2011, 07:19:40 PM: Shrugs: Shrugs:
Title: Re: The all new countdown to Miss D's romantic dinner advice thread
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 20, 2011, 08:05:13 PM: Quote from: apc2010 on March 20, 2011, 05:55:19 PM
Quote from: Baldy on March 20, 2011, 05:54:13 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on March 20, 2011, 05:45:36 PM
noooo:

None of my skills were on show lol:

Did you forget to pick up your cutlery in the correct order?

She is not cock-handed ............ 8)

If she were she would probably be cack handed now. whistle:
Title: Re: The all new countdown to Miss D's romantic dinner advice thread
Post by: Nick on March 20, 2011, 08:10:26 PM: As am I evil:
Title: Re: The all new countdown to Miss D's romantic dinner advice thread
Post by: Barman on March 20, 2011, 08:11:35 PM: Quote from: Nick on March 20, 2011, 08:10:26 PM
As am I evil:

No, you're just cack! point: