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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Miss Demeanour on March 26, 2011, 07:39:46 AM
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This thread is for VP'ers to suggest new and bizarre projects which we believe 'Our Man Nick' is capable of challenging lol:
For example , take this mild and meek Nottingham homeowner. Not content with living in his own pad, enjoying his own company he has decided he needed to make a few alterations ......
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The salsa teacher from Nottingham was not happy with a simple goldfish bowl so instead splashed out on a massive tank, which he installed in his basement.The tank measures 21m (7ft) deep in parts and is 4m (13ft) wide, it holds over 20,400 litres (4,500 gallons) of water.
The basement aquarium is home to several stingrays, a catfish, a 1.2m (4ft) alligator gar fish and two turtles, and is thought to be the largest home tank in Britain.
In order to clean the aquarium, which he does every fortnight, the 37-year-old has to dive in with his sponge.
Jack admits that he doesn’t own a TV as he prefers to watch his fish swimming about.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-12820354 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-12820354)
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They could form a Nottingham Loony Club razz:
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He was on telly yesterday morning. He didn't mention his wife or girlfriend though rubschin: but spoke in monotones of the great parties he and his "friends" have down there though
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2gayers: ???? You think??????
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A skate botherer!
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A sting in Ray rubschin:
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Now we are really floundering ::)
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Oh for cods sake what can we get him trying to do now?
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He seems quite normal to me evil:
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He seems quite normal to me evil:
Been partying with him? eyes:
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Now we are really floundering ::)
Can I tell my parrot joke now please?
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Now we are really floundering ::)
Can I tell my parrot joke now please?
Only if it is a parrot fish joke....
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'Spect the whole project sounded brill to him whistle:
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'Spect the whole project sounded brill to him whistle:
Indeed... I bet he was waiting with bated breath for the tank to arrive....
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Now we are really floundering ::)
Can I tell my parrot joke now please?
Only if it is a parrot fish joke....
No it isn't but it has a fish in it, so now can I tell it?
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Now we are really floundering ::)
Can I tell my parrot joke now please?
Only if it is a parrot fish joke....
No it isn't but it has a fish in it, so now can I tell it?
No. noooo:
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Jim's tummy is full cloud9:
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Shouldn't this be in the invisible animal thread pet section bit or whatever...? ::)
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Here you go Nick.
http://www.wonderhowto.com/news/wonderment/coming-soon-get-hot-um-imaginary-girlfriend-facebook-0126291/
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Jim would get jealous
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Careful, you don't want to end up sleeping with the fishes !