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Title: Miss D reports she is out on the lash tonight
Post by: Nick on March 26, 2011, 07:40:55 PM: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:

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Title: Re: Miss D reports she is out on the lash tonight
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 26, 2011, 07:57:36 PM: Police & diversions everywhere evil:
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Post by: apc2010 on March 26, 2011, 07:59:37 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on March 26, 2011, 07:57:36 PM
Police & diversions everywhere evil:

For YOU .............. eeek: eeek: eeek:
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Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 26, 2011, 08:57:59 PM: Miss D is a diversion in herself. 8)
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Post by: Uncle Mort on March 26, 2011, 08:59:42 PM: It'll end in tears.
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Post by: apc2010 on March 27, 2011, 12:14:09 AM: Is she home yet ........ noooo:
Title: Re: Miss D reports she is out on the lash tonight
Post by: Pirate on March 27, 2011, 12:21:22 AM: Quote from: apc2010 on March 27, 2011, 12:14:09 AM
Is she home yet ........ noooo:

Yes...this pic uploaded to Facebook by 'The Brat'...

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Title: Re: Miss D reports she is out on the lash tonight
Post by: Pirate on March 27, 2011, 12:22:07 AM: scared:
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Post by: apc2010 on March 27, 2011, 12:55:43 AM: Via her mobile ............ whistle:
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Post by: Nick on March 27, 2011, 08:15:39 AM: She is very quiet this morning noooo:
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Post by: Snoopy on March 27, 2011, 08:23:19 AM: Prolly trying to find her way home or raise bail.
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Post by: Barman on March 27, 2011, 08:49:31 AM: She's prolly kettled.... whistle:
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Post by: Snoopy on March 27, 2011, 09:05:47 AM: As in cooked like a crisp?
Title: Re: Miss D reports she is out on the lash tonight
Post by: Barman on March 27, 2011, 09:17:46 AM: Quote from: Snoopy on March 27, 2011, 09:05:47 AM
As in cooked like a crisp?

rubschin:
Title: Re: Miss D reports she is out on the lash tonight
Post by: Nick on March 27, 2011, 11:21:51 AM: sadsmiley30:
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Post by: apc2010 on March 27, 2011, 11:29:17 AM: Must have been a good night................... eyes:
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Post by: apc2010 on March 27, 2011, 12:22:09 PM: Hey.....she's back.............
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Post by: apc2010 on March 27, 2011, 12:22:48 PM: Popcorn:
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 27, 2011, 12:23:07 PM: I am on my way home now ;D
Title: Re: Miss D reports she is out on the lash tonight
Post by: Nick on March 27, 2011, 12:29:48 PM: Popcorn:
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 27, 2011, 12:31:41 PM: Stayed in Boreham Wood.
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Post by: Nick on March 27, 2011, 12:33:49 PM: Popcorn:
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 27, 2011, 12:35:09 PM: At a friends angel1
Title: Re: Miss D reports she is out on the lash tonight
Post by: Snoopy on March 27, 2011, 12:35:37 PM: Boreham Wood ~ isn't that where the fillum studios are? They used to make porn movies there during the evenings/nights when the other fillums were not working like. We guarded the studios. whistle:
Title: Re: Miss D reports she is out on the lash tonight
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 27, 2011, 12:39:10 PM: Tis indeed near there .

Though I'll have to take your word on what goes on there ;D
Title: Re: Miss D reports she is out on the lash tonight
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 27, 2011, 01:30:45 PM: Quote from: Snoopy on March 27, 2011, 12:35:37 PM
Boreham Wood ~ isn't that where the fillum studios are? They used to make porn movies there during the evenings/nights when the other fillums were not working like. We guarded the studios. whistle:

From what?
Title: Re: Miss D reports she is out on the lash tonight
Post by: Snoopy on March 27, 2011, 03:26:56 PM: Assuming that to be a serious question.... All film studios employ security to keep out idiots who come round trying to either get autographs, have a look at what goes on, steal the equipment and the "cuttings" from the editing suites or even the whole film before it is released.
The porn people rented the place, or at least a studio within, to make their movies and that tended to attract a different sort of break-in merchant .... often wearing a long mac.
The studio owners were only too happy to make money renting the space.
Our security guards didn't mind the day shifts (got to meet and greet many stars) but we had a lot of trouble getting them to cover the night shifts as a lot of shady characters in blacked out Mercs would be going in during the night and many were not best pleased to be asked to show identity cards, open car boots for searching etc.
Those movie cameras and lights cost bloody £zillions.
Having security guards reduced the insurance greatly.
Title: Re: Miss D reports she is out on the lash tonight
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 27, 2011, 04:34:35 PM: and if it wasn't a serious question ? lol:
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Post by: Barman on March 27, 2011, 04:36:08 PM: happy001

Mr. Beer, meet Mr. Keyboard!
Title: Re: Miss D reports she is out on the lash tonight
Post by: Baldy on March 27, 2011, 11:35:29 PM: eeek: eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Miss D reports she is out on the lash tonight
Post by: Snoopy on March 28, 2011, 03:39:26 AM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on March 27, 2011, 04:34:35 PM
and if it wasn't a serious question ? lol:

There was always good reason to do an extra patrol through the studios eyes:
Title: Re: Miss D reports she is out on the lash tonight
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 28, 2011, 09:11:32 AM: Quote from: Snoopy on March 28, 2011, 03:39:26 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on March 27, 2011, 04:34:35 PM
and if it wasn't a serious question ? lol:

There was always good reason to do an extra patrol through the studios eyes:

I would have thought you were an ideal candidate for a small part?
Title: Re: Miss D reports she is out on the lash tonight
Post by: Baldy on March 28, 2011, 09:12:46 AM: lol: lol: lol:

drumroll:
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Post by: Snoopy on March 28, 2011, 09:57:32 AM: Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 28, 2011, 09:11:32 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on March 28, 2011, 03:39:26 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on March 27, 2011, 04:34:35 PM
and if it wasn't a serious question ? lol:

There was always good reason to do an extra patrol through the studios eyes:

I would have thought you were an ideal candidate for a small part?

evil:

Nah ~ I auditioned but since I never keep my socks on in bed they turned me down.
Title: Re: Miss D reports she is out on the lash tonight
Post by: apc2010 on March 28, 2011, 10:03:09 AM: Quote from: Snoopy on March 28, 2011, 09:57:32 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 28, 2011, 09:11:32 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on March 28, 2011, 03:39:26 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on March 27, 2011, 04:34:35 PM
and if it wasn't a serious question ? lol:

There was always good reason to do an extra patrol through the studios eyes:

I would have thought you were an ideal candidate for a small part?

evil:

Nah ~ I auditioned but since I never keep my socks on in bed they turned me down.

You could have been a rising star ........
Title: Re: Miss D reports she is out on the lash tonight
Post by: beerhead on March 28, 2011, 10:18:55 AM: Maybe Snoopps should have been a fluffer ?
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Post by: Barman on March 28, 2011, 10:19:25 AM: Quote from: beerhead on March 28, 2011, 10:18:55 AM
Maybe Snoopps should have been a fluffer ?

happy001
Title: Re: Miss D reports she is out on the lash tonight
Post by: Snoopy on March 28, 2011, 10:39:19 AM: My talents lie elsewhere

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Title: Re: Miss D reports she is out on the lash tonight
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 28, 2011, 12:34:54 PM: eeek:

I thought you claimed to be always receiving the tongue lashing rubschin:
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Post by: Snoopy on March 28, 2011, 12:40:13 PM: Stop me and try one razz:
Title: Re: Miss D reports she is out on the lash tonight
Post by: Snoopy on March 28, 2011, 12:40:52 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on March 28, 2011, 12:34:54 PM
eeek:

I thought you claimed to be always receiving the tongue lashing rubschin:

I don't think so ..... I never listen anyway.