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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Nick on April 02, 2011, 08:58:36 PM
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So, when is it due?
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Dunno ...in about 5 or 6 months I think.
I've put a bucket by her bed as she is feeling quite nauseous at the moment lol: lol: lol:
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Wait till she changes her first nappy razz: razz: razz: razz:
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Apparently I should 'be on her side' whacky115
Then she said that she will now obviously not go to her dads as often as she does eeek:
Errrr so I said that couldn't possibly happen cos my BF stays over on the weekends she's away and I have sex then .
She walked out of my room
happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
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This is going to be the bestest thread ever razz:
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A friend just rang me and I briefly explained what had happened . Madam walked into my room again and I pretended to be having phone naughties.
She has threatened to leave home if I don't stop taking the piss lol: lol: lol:
Apparently the baby is not ALLOWED to be born in November as that is her birthday . I hadn't realised she actually owned the month but hey we all learn new things every day lol: lol: lol:
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A friend just rang me and I briefly explained what had happened . Madam walked into my room again and I pretended to be having phone naughties.
She has threatened to leave home if I don't stop taking the piss lol: lol: lol:
Apparently the baby is not ALLOWED to be born in November as that is her birthday . I hadn't realised she actually owned the month but hey we all learn new things every day lol: lol: lol:
Threatened? whacky115
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I don't think she has mastered her negotiation skills just yet happy001
I'm having such a good night
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Can she knit, like?
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Her eyebrows are doing quite well in that department .
She has declared
- she will not be going to his wedding ( not that a wedding has even been mentioned)
- she will not be babysitting ( not that anyone trusts her on her own let alone with another thing demanding total attention)
- she will not be talking to her dad ( if she proves she can last a whole hour without talking I will be contacting The Guinness Book for World Records)
- she will not discuss this any further ( not a chance ) lol:
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Popcorn:
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You know... just for a minute like... before I read the other thread...
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Wot?
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You know... just for a minute like... before I read the other thread...
shocked003 shocked003 shocked003
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That would really put the lid on it for The Brat, like razz: razz: razz: razz: razz: razz:
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Last heard of after midnight last night talking of ringing Crimestoppers happy001
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whacky115
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Because it should be illegal what was happening to her etc etc etc noooo:
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Encourage her to call them. And remind her about CHildline at the same time eveilgrin:
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You know... just for a minute like... before I read the other thread...
As did I uncle, now that I understand the fun can begin....
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http://www.amazon.co.uk/Im-Big-Sister-Joanna-Cole/dp/0688145094/ref=sr_1_2?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1301818354&sr=1-2 (http://www.amazon.co.uk/Im-Big-Sister-Joanna-Cole/dp/0688145094/ref=sr_1_2?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1301818354&sr=1-2) whistle:
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http://www.amazon.co.uk/Im-Big-Sister-Joanna-Cole/dp/0688145094/ref=sr_1_2?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1301818354&sr=1-2 (http://www.amazon.co.uk/Im-Big-Sister-Joanna-Cole/dp/0688145094/ref=sr_1_2?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1301818354&sr=1-2) whistle:
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Perfect!
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs2.postimage.org%2F62lfzq78%2F51_SBQKWHvs_L_SS500.jpg&hash=80c2b1cd7b22e48cee5566f1cb455e61af4bb556) (http://postimage.org/image/62lfzq78/)
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That is brilliant lol:
I have ordered it and asked for it to be sent in her name......she will freak happy088
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eveilgrin:
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That is brilliant lol:
I have ordered it and asked for it to be sent in her name......she will freak happy088
lol: lol: lol:
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happy001
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Popcorn:
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Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn:
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Not delivered today noooo:
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The Babby ( cloud9:) or the book ( cloud9:)?
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I think they'd call it a miscarriage if it was born today eeek:
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And a miscarriage of justice later drumroll:
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Popcorn:
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You could always get the brat one of these, just so she could 'get some practice in' like whistle:
http://www.zimbio.com/Baby+Alive+Dolls/articles/29/Baby+Alive+doll+Wets+Wiggles+Boy+Alive
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Book has arrived ......brat not home til about 9.30 tonight lol:
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Book has arrived ......brat not home til about 9.30 tonight lol:
eveilgrin:
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Popcorn:
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get one of these and leave it on either your bed or hers....
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs1.postimage.org%2Fpiwj1ttw%2FKGr_Hq_F_hc_E1i_Ivg_Piz_BNZlj5_Hqiw_12.jpg&hash=bf4fc874b3474286b52a0e6aeea830bf22d39fa0) (http://postimage.org/image/piwj1ttw/)
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(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs4.postimage.org%2F27k96wi5g%2Fwot9.jpg&hash=3ff96e89c0a637d4157b2f1646a0a16d150369b4) (http://postimage.org/image/27k96wi5g/) eeek:
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Popcorn:
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She is home and excitedly unwrapped her 'present' lol: lol: lol:
She has thrown it at me and accused me of finding her pain funny . I am the worst mother in the world apparently cloud9:
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She is home and excitedly unwrapped her 'present' lol: lol: lol:
She has thrown it at me and accused me of finding her pain funny . I am the worst mother in the world apparently cloud9:
;D ;D ;D
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Tears and screaming??
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Stomping happy001
Locked in the bathroom having a bath.
I read some of it out for her whistle:
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She is home and excitedly unwrapped her 'present' lol: lol: lol:
She has thrown it at me and accused me of finding her pain funny . I am the worst mother in the world apparently cloud9:
High Five! ;D
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Any developments?
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Prolly got used to the idea by now, thanks to her mother's support. whistle:
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Prolly got used to the idea by now, thanks to her mother's support. whistle:
You plank! lol: lol: lol:
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What developments would you like ?.....it's none of my business and until it's here The Brat remains oblivious noooo:
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At least when it turns up she can earn some cash babby sitting, and not be such a burden upon your purse.
You could buy her a Tiny Tears doll and teach her to change nappys etc. eveilgrin:
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With HP sauce for authenticity, like
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You could send the contents of Jim's litter tray like. eveilgrin:
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You could send the contents of Jim's litter tray like. eveilgrin:
Don't encourage him... noooo:
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We have had no progress reports for a while now rubschin:
I wonder if the Brat has taken up knitting. eveilgrin:
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Popcorn:
Now that she is a responsible adult with the hope of piercings like.
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lol:
I think her dad is getting remarried though that should cheer her up no end - how can the world go on so happily like when no one appreciates her pain lol:
I say think he is getting remarried as he sent me a text last week saying he was having to go through security checks stuff at work and he find certain paperwork of his so could I find him some info as I am always so organised ::)
So what does this security check involve - date / court / number of decree nisi / absolute and then partners occupation ?
I replied with the said details but then said I'm not your partner so you don't need my occupation details do you whistle: Oh and by the way when is the wedding ? lol:
I don't understand why he can't just say what he needed the info for in the first place noooo:
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So, what happened with the baby?
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Think she miscarried although I know not for sure shrugs:
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lol:
I think her dad is getting remarried though that should cheer her up no end - how can the world go on so happily like when no one appreciates her pain lol:
I say think he is getting remarried as he sent me a text last week saying he was having to go through security checks stuff at work and he find certain paperwork of his so could I find him some info as I am always so organised ::)
So what does this security check involve - date / court / number of decree nisi / absolute and then partners occupation ?
I replied with the said details but then said I'm not your partner so you don't need my occupation details do you whistle: Oh and by the way when is the wedding ? lol:
I don't understand why he can't just say what he needed the info for in the first place noooo:
Is it my next door neighbour? rubschin: