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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Bar Wench on July 24, 2007, 06:30:12 PM
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Sun came out and I took the afternoon off to sit in it. Am now crispy. Am true sad English person that over excited at a glimpse of the sunshine.
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You need a little Aloe Vera rubbed in to those sore spots.... eyes:
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You need a little Aloe Vera rubbed in to those sore spots.... eyes:
Noooo allergic to aloe vera!
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You need a little Aloe Vera rubbed in to those sore spots.... eyes:
Noooo allergic to aloe vera!
Pah! You'd be no good on my Caribbean retreat then sad32: Back to the Calamine lotion with you then cry:
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You need a little Aloe Vera rubbed in to those sore spots.... eyes:
Noooo allergic to aloe vera!
Bloody washing powder last time I looked, or have I missed some radical new development?
So anyway, that therefore begs the question, WHY would you want to rub clothes washing powder on your sunburn, or am I just plain thick, and NO, that last bit WASN'T a question requiring a one word answer thank you. ::)
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Sun came out and I took the afternoon off to sit in it. Am now crispy. Am true sad English person that over excited at a glimpse of the sunshine.
Oh poor you...
Hopefully you haven?t burn your special moderating finger? eyes:
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You need a little Aloe Vera rubbed in to those sore spots.... eyes:
Noooo allergic to aloe vera!
Bloody washing powder last time I looked, or have I missed some radical new development?
So anyway, that therefore begs the question, WHY would you want to rub clothes washing powder on your sunburn, or am I just plain thick, and NO, that last bit WASN'T a question requiring a one word answer thank you. ::)
Aloe Vera is a plant, the extract of which is put in all kinds of poncy Southern balms and unguents which are bought in vast quantities by the crockery-owning classes.
The leftover bits which are not suitable for soft Home Counties skin, are shoved in washing powder and shampoo and shipped North for use by horny-handed sons of toil with aspirations to be toffs.
OK?
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You need a little Aloe Vera rubbed in to those sore spots.... eyes:
Noooo allergic to aloe vera!
Bloody washing powder last time I looked, or have I missed some radical new development?
So anyway, that therefore begs the question, WHY would you want to rub clothes washing powder on your sunburn, or am I just plain thick, and NO, that last bit WASN'T a question requiring a one word answer thank you. ::)
Aloe Vera is a plant, the extract of which is put in all kinds of poncy Southern balms and unguents which are bought in vast quantities by the crockery-owning classes.
The leftover bits which are not suitable for soft Home Counties skin, are shoved in washing powder and shampoo and shipped North for use by horny-handed sons of toil with aspirations to be toffs.
OK?
The things you learn on the tinternet ey? eeek:
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Sun came out and I took the afternoon off to sit in it. Am now crispy. Am true sad English person that over excited at a glimpse of the sunshine.
Oh poor you...
Hopefully you haven?t burn your special moderating finger? eyes:
Somehow I don't see Wenchy reclining in her deck chair with an index finger extended to catch the rays of the sun.
On second thoughts
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point:
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point:
Nothing ever changes does it. noooo:
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point:
Nothing ever changes does it. noooo:
noooo:
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point:
Nothing ever changes does it. noooo:
The more it changes the more it stays the same.