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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: TG on July 25, 2007, 03:49:05 PM
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I see that Shambo the holy cow will get whacked by the state tomorrow.
A pity they are collecting him and not doing it on site so we could watch the live feed. cussing:
Ah well, we can prolly get a peice of the action down at Cardiff Maccy's by this time next week.
This is what religion does for you.
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I see that Shambo the holy cow will get whacked by the state tomorrow.
A pity they are collecting him and not doing it on site so we could watch the live feed. cussing:
Ah well, we can prolly get a peice of the action down at Cardiff Maccy's by this time next week.
This is what religion does for you.
I thought it got a reprieve? eeek:
I?m all for its infected carcass being slaughtered and burnt by the way. whistle:
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I?m all for its infected carcass being slaughtered and burnt by the way. whistle:
I told you earlier, that BBQ you just set up out the back isnt going to be anywhere near big enough so you arent going to be able to blag a freebie offering a cremation service point:
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I?m all for its infected carcass being slaughtered and burnt by the way. whistle:
I told you earlier, that BBQ you just set up out the back isnt going to be anywhere near big enough so you arent going to be able to blag a freebie offering a cremation service point:
Bugger, I?ve got some red diesel and everything? noooo:
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Flambe beef then eeek:
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Flambe beef then eeek:
I thought it would kill off the TB?
Darwin told me it would be OK when he dropped it round earlier...
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Tell you what, if you can get Darwin to branch out a little and dont mind me raiding the optics I'll do Grumpy's infamous Firey Tequila Chicken, always goes down well at BBQ's eyes:
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Tell you what, if you can get Darwin to branch out a little and dont mind me raiding the optics I'll do Grumpy's infamous Firey Tequila Chicken, always goes down well at BBQ's eyes:
Does it have 'red' in it then?
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Red? rubschin:
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Red? rubschin:
Darwin has offloaded all his red diesel since I told him he discovered that ANPR cameras can ?see? it? whistle:
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Not generally although the last time I made this it was with some tequila that a mate brought back from Mexico. No label, locally brewed and I swear it could have fuelled an F-16. Was absolutely terrified that I'd end up having a Nick moment and blowing up the BBQ whistle:
Great stuff eyes:
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Not generally although the last time I made this it was with some tequila that a mate brought back from Mexico. No label, locally brewed and I swear it could have fuelled an F-16. Was absolutely terrified that I'd end up having a Nick moment and blowing up the BBQ whistle:
Great stuff eyes:
I did blow up the BBQ with our local version... whistle:
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Well thats why people dont BBQ with diesel old boy point:
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I thought it got a reprieve? eeek:
I?m all for its infected carcass being slaughtered and burnt by the way. whistle:
His repreive was short lived bless him. Tomorrow it's off to the great Burger King in the sky.
Anywho, I'm with you Barbloke, the evil, festering bovine bastard has to go! angel1
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one cow less farting and belching methane must surely mean there will be no floods next year !! whistle:
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Ooh! The webcam is still on. Maybe we can watch the fun.
http://www.skandavale.org.uk/webcam.htm
sad24:
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Sky News have been monitoring it this morning. Perhaps Gordon Ramsay could whip us up a beef wellington for lunch ?
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Yum!
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Rare for me please... cloud9:
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Mmmmmmmmmmm steak. Perhaps with Mr Wench away I could treat myself to a proper slab and have it properly rare. cloud9:
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Put your knives & forks away people. It seems the government minions couldnt get in, no warrant or summat.
surrender:
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evil:
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Put your knives & forks away people. It seems the government minions couldnt get in, no warrant or summat.
surrender:
Typical! happy001
Another useless bloody government dept.
Couldn't organise a piss up in the VP ffs!
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Put your knives & forks away people. It seems the government minions couldnt get in, no warrant or summat.
surrender:
Typical! happy001
Another useless bloody government dept.
Couldn't organise a piss up in the VP ffs!
We can tho! happy088
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Put your knives & forks away people. It seems the government minions couldnt get in, no warrant or summat.
surrender:
Typical! happy001
Another useless bloody government dept.
Couldn't organise a piss up in the VP ffs!
Shambolic.
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Put your knives & forks away people. It seems the government minions couldnt get in, no warrant or summat.
surrender:
Typical! happy001
Another useless bloody government dept.
Couldn't organise a piss up in the VP ffs!
Shambolic.
Oh that's a good one ~ wish I had thought of it. confused:
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Put your knives & forks away people. It seems the government minions couldnt get in, no warrant or summat.
surrender:
Typical! happy001
Another useless bloody government dept.
Couldn't organise a piss up in the VP ffs!
Shambolic.
Oh that's a good one ~ wish I had thought of it. confused:
Me too... noooo:
I?ve been racking my brains for an equally witty riposte but I?m buggered if I can come up with anything.
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Put your knives & forks away people. It seems the government minions couldnt get in, no warrant or summat.
surrender:
Typical! happy001
Another useless bloody government dept.
Couldn't organise a piss up in the VP ffs!
Shambolic.
Oh that's a good one ~ wish I had thought of it. confused:
Me too... noooo:
I?ve been racking my brains for an equally witty riposte but I?m buggered if I can come up with anything.
No I think we have to accept that we have been out gunned this time BM.
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Put your knives & forks away people. It seems the government minions couldnt get in, no warrant or summat.
surrender:
Typical! happy001
Another useless bloody government dept.
Couldn't organise a piss up in the VP ffs!
Shambolic.
Oh that's a good one ~ wish I had thought of it. confused:
Me too... noooo:
I?ve been racking my brains for an equally witty riposte but I?m buggered if I can come up with anything.
No I think we have to accept that we have been out gunned this time BM.
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I only just got it. redface:
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I only just got it. redface:
doh:
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Put your knives & forks away people. It seems the government minions couldnt get in, no warrant or summat.
surrender:
Typical! happy001
Another useless bloody government dept.
Couldn't organise a piss up in the VP ffs!
Shambolic.
Another excellent one liner. 'Ave a clap. lol:
Notice Shambo is still rummaging around in his pen without a care in the world. whistle:
Ignorance can be so blissful ey?.
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have you noticed the lack of shit in the pen, ? has he got a cork up his arse, or does he have a Sir Cliff fitted ?
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have you noticed the lack of shit in the pen, ?
Yea. As already stated Begsy, the government officials couldn't get in. drumroll:
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I really, really wish that our government would stop continually demonstrating what a useless bunch of tossers they all are.
I am becoming ashamed of them, embarrassed by their tough talk and slick swerves, in their utter contempt for us, and their exaggerated belief in themselves.
I despise them for the fact that whilst they look at us as an ignorant rabble, they fail to recognise that they are cast in the same mould, they greedily feed from the trough while we pay for the privilege of seeing them for what they really are.
In my book they should let the bull go and execute the bumbling government officials instead. ::)
Don't ask! evil:
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I'm surprised Brown hasn't used it as a photo opportunity
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I only just got it. redface:
Please accept this small token of my affection for you and your brain:
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I only just got it. redface:
Never mind Wenchy, normal service will be resumed when the hair colouring washes out point:
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I only just got it. redface:
Never mind Wenchy, normal service will be resumed when the hair colouring washes out point:
If only it were that easy. sad24:
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the camera is down..he must be mince by now sad24:
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I suspect the server is down due to millions of morbid voyeurs hoping to see Shambo seriously disconcerted by a sledghammer between the eyes.
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I only just got it. redface:
I thought you said Mr Wench was away ;)
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I only just got it. redface:
I thought you said Mr Wench was away ;)
Wench
crockery fetish
bull
china shop
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I only just got it. redface:
I thought you said Mr Wench was away ;)
He isnt away per se, its just now that the sherpas and the rest of the expedition has arrived they are currently ascending the north face of Mount Taterest to see how much it's grown in the last couple of months point:
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I only just got it. redface:
I thought you said Mr Wench was away ;)
He isnt away per se, its just now that the sherpas and the rest of the expedition has arrived they are currently ascending the north face of Mount Taterest to see how much it's grown in the last couple of months point:
I don't get it. redface: sad24: redface:
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I don't get it. redface: sad24: redface:
He will be pleased. ;)
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I only just got it. redface:
I thought you said Mr Wench was away ;)
He isnt away per se, its just now that the sherpas and the rest of the expedition has arrived they are currently ascending the north face of Mount Taterest to see how much it's grown in the last couple of months point:
I don't get it. redface: sad24: redface:
Never mind Wenchy, it will make sense one day happy100
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I get it now! evil:
Tat mountain has been added to since Mr Wench's disapearance though. redface:
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I get it now! evil:
Tat mountain has been added to since Mr Wench's disapearance though. redface:
He's not ..... errr .... under it is he? shocked003
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That might explain the lack of phonecall! eeek:
Will have to dig about when I get home! scared2:
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Was there a tatelanche Wenchy? scared:
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Was there a tatelanche Wenchy? scared:
You jest, but it's only funny because it is true. I was getting dresseed this morning and I yanked a hair band out from under a tin and got showered with ribbon. noooo: I really have to do some sorting out tonight.
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I really have to do some sorting out tonight.
NEWSFLASH
Charity shops were amazed at the amount of tat left outside their doors by a mystery benefactor, her identity is still unknown but was heard to be called Wenchy by her assistant..... point:
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Was there a tatelanche Wenchy? scared:
You jest, but it's only funny because it is true. I was getting dresseed this morning and I yanked a hair band out from under a tin and got showered with ribbon. noooo: I really have to do some sorting out tonight.
The previously mentioned sort out of Mrs Snoopy's crafting tat has been suspended whilst she removes the wall paper from the kitchen prior to the redecoration due next week. The Tat removal is, I suspect, a lifetimes project.
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Simple solution there Snoopy.
1. Wait till Mrs Snoopy is out for the day
2. Hire a skip
3. Fill skip with tat
4. Get rid of skip
Remember the line 'Crafting bits? What crafting bits dear?' whistle:
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Simple solution there Snoopy.
1. Wait till Mrs Snoopy is out for the day
2. Hire a skip
3. Fill skip with tat
4. Drive skip to Wenchy House
Remember the line 'Crafting bits? What crafting bits dear?' whistle:
Sounds like a fab plan!!
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Neat idea Mr G but one small snag. Mrs Snoopy's crafting classes which result in all this tat is in fact my pension scheme. She works, I'm retired.
That is why I selected a wife much younger than myself ~ well not the only reason you understand redface:
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That is why I selected a wife much younger than myself ~ well not the only reason you understand redface:
same here.. whistle: whistle:
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That is why I selected a wife much younger than myself ~ well not the only reason you understand redface:
same here.. whistle: whistle:
eeek: eeek: eeek:
A wife younger than you Berek my lad!
Are you a Mormon?
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That is why I selected a wife much younger than myself ~ well not the only reason you understand redface:
same here.. whistle: whistle:
eeek: eeek: eeek:
A wife younger than you Berek my lad!
Are you a Mormon?
Does Mrs DS #3 know you are casting stones?
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That is why I selected a wife much younger than myself ~ well not the only reason you understand redface:
same here.. whistle: whistle:
eeek: eeek: eeek:
A wife younger than you Berek my lad!
Are you a Moron?
There's no need to cast aspersions on young Berek DS - he's quite capable of self-infliction of aspersions.
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That is why I selected a wife much younger than myself ~ well not the only reason you understand redface:
same here.. whistle: whistle:
eeek: eeek: eeek:
A wife younger than you Berek my lad!
Are you a Mormon?
Does Mrs DS #3 know you are casting stones?
She would think it better than casting couches. evil:
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That is why I selected a wife much younger than myself ~ well not the only reason you understand redface:
same here.. whistle: whistle:
eeek: eeek: eeek:
A wife younger than you Berek my lad!
Are you a Mormon?
Does Mrs DS #3 know you are casting stones?
She would think it better than casting couches. evil:
You didn't use the old "Me? Oh I'm just a producer at the BBC" line did you?"
By gum lad she must have been innocent to fall for that one. lol:
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That is why I selected a wife much younger than myself ~ well not the only reason you understand redface:
same here.. whistle: whistle:
eeek: eeek: eeek:
A wife younger than you Berek my lad!
Are you a Mormon?
eeek: Cant really see Berek as a Mormon......
Scarey cult leader however.................. scared:
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Ummm, so what on earth did these younger models get out of this arrangement? eeek:
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Ummm, so what on earth did these younger models get out of this arrangement? eeek:
What makes you think they want to?
You obviously don't know what you're missing. eyes:
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;D
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Ummm, so what on earth did these younger models get out of this arrangement? eeek:
Security I suspect .... and eventually ~ the insurance. ::)
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Ummm, so what on earth did these younger models get out of this arrangement? eeek:
Security I suspect .... and eventually ~ the insurance. ::)
Ahhh never thought of it that way.
Oh well too late now.
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Ummm, so what on earth did these younger models get out of this arrangement? eeek:
Security I suspect .... and eventually ~ the insurance. ::)
Ahhh never thought of it that way.
Oh well too late now.
And I forgot to mention gratitude. She helped to make a happy man very old.
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Far be it from me to drag this thread back on topice but it looks like Shambo has now had it. The faceless drones have the relevant paperwork and are now supported by 20 plod, an animal trainer and FOUR RIOT VANS!
You couldnt make it up.
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I feel as though I?ve lost a friend? sad24:
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I feel as though I?ve lost a friend? sad24:
May I be the first to say Bulls hit!
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I feel as though I?ve lost a friend? sad24:
Not so fast! The webcam is back and Shambo is still defiantly vertical!
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I feel as though I?ve lost a friend? sad24:
But he isn't actually dead yet is he.
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Far be it from me to drag this thread back on topice but it looks like Shambo has now had it. The faceless drones have the relevant paperwork and are now supported by 20 plod, an animal trainer and FOUR RIOT VANS!
You couldnt make it up.
Arse wipes. evil:
So, they can get a warrant to evict and slaughter a defenceless old bull at the drop of a hat, but they can't do the same to get shut of a gang of pikeys off our local playing field.
RIP Shambo. sad32:
I'm going down the garage now to get some sellophane wrapped flowers, and in true scouse tradition I sall tie them to the main gate of our local farm with a note on exclaiming WHY?
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I feel as though I?ve lost a friend? sad24:
Not so fast! The webcam is back and Shambo is still defiantly vertical!
Oh. I didn't read that before I posted the last sorrowful message! cloud9:
Quick, someone ring Bono and Sting. We could possibly arrange a 'Save Shambo' concert. happy088
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I feel as though I?ve lost a friend? sad24:
Not so fast! The webcam is back and Shambo is still defiantly vertical!
Who how where? All I'm getting is the dreaded RED X
I'm devastated. sad32:
Someone pacify me PLEASE! cloud9:
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Five O'clock News on BBC Radio Four says it's a stand off. 50 coppers and a trailer have entered the site, coppers having used bolt cutters on the padlocks. Now cops and monks are nose to nose and we breathlessly await developments.
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Far be it from me to drag this thread back on topice but it looks like Shambo has now had it. The faceless drones have the relevant paperwork and are now supported by 20 plod, an animal trainer and FOUR RIOT VANS!
You couldnt make it up.
eeek: eeek:Bloody hell who are they going up against? Shaolin Monks?
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Come on you monks,
Come on you monks! happy088
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http://www.skandavale.org/webcam/webcam.htm
Found this cam without the red X.
Shambo's got a red 'ed now though, and someone is near him. scared2:
I think it's a monk, but he hasn't got the Friar Tuck haircut. confused:
Is he reading him his last rights, or the riot act p'raps?
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Meanwhile, I was thinking of a possible menu...
Perhaps Ommsomm? soup for starters, followed by Sri-loin Steak,
or for the curry lovers...
Beef Hinduloo?
Rickshaw!
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They're in!!! The men in blue helmets are on the camera!!!
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I'm watching them too. They seem to have a problem opening the gate.
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I'm watching them too. They seem to have a problem opening the gate.
Not now they're the other side of the gate!
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It seems to have now dawned upon them, after some 20 minutes, that the gate has been nailed/screwed shut. You couldn't make it up!
One of them has now got over the gate and is trying to unfasten it. These men are clearly struggling to understand the concept of barricades. At last they have managed to remove one panel.
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For Heaven's sake it only some 4x2 and a couple of sheets of plywood. Kick the f*cking thing down you fools.
Shambo is, I have to say, looking decidedly pissed off with the proceedings. Good job He is a bullock ~ if they'd left his nuts in place those clowns would have a real problem with him by now.
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Poor Shambo. He looks quite worried. cry:
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Christ almighty. You'd really put these dorks at the top of your list to help you put an MFI shelf together wouldn't you? ::)
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=4http://www.skandavale.org/webcam/webcam.htm&in_page_id=1770
So is it on a loop then? And Shambo is already gone?
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Ah PC 221 has just stepped into shot to find out what the delay is.
I'm not sure but I don't think they realise this is all on camera.
I think they've stopped for a breather now that they have got the barrier half dismantled.
Hello Shambo has wandered across for a closer look and our intrepid men have stepped back a bit.
I quite agree with Growler about the MFI shelf.
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=4http://www.skandavale.org/webcam/webcam.htm&in_page_id=1770
So is it on a loop then? And Shambo is already gone?
No this is live.
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There is an evil part of me that would love to see the panic when they realise that this is a non debollocked Shambo double eveilgrin:
I must be missing something here, surely you can kill the mycobacteria with a course of antibiotics rubschin:
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Bloody Mother, causing me doubt the miracle that is a live webcam!
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I must be missing something here, surely you can kill the mycobacteria with a course of antibiotics rubschin:
Well ring the blue hatted bell ends up and tell them then FFS!
Good ole Rambo can have my bastard anti biotics if he wants them.
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I want Shambo to charge them!
At the rate they're going we could be here all night! point:
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Bloody Mother, causing me doubt the miracle that is a live webcam!
Mother is being fooled because the media are outside. The BBC have been reporting it as a done deal with only minutes to go before the animal is taken away since 5 o'clock. And that was from "Our man on the spot"
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I'm gettin' pissed off with this bunch of wankers.
They should be shot, not Rambo.
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I must be missing something here, surely you can kill the mycobacteria with a course of antibiotics rubschin:
Well ring the blue hatted bell ends up and tell them then FFS!
I'm not sure though Growler, I dont know if there is a difference in treatment between human and bovine TB.
I want Shambo to charge them!
At the rate they're going we could be here all night! point:
No Wenchy, thats a different kind of webcam show. Berek can explain that one eeek:
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I want Shambo to charge them!
At the rate they're going we could be here all night! point:
That would be nice but like I said he's a bullock (gelded) thus unlikely to be aggressive. He is also used to people being in and out of his stall all day long.
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50 coppers plus sundry court officers a vet or two and various other officials. Now well into overtime payments ~ this really is going to cost a fortune and I bet that Defra will offer the Temple compensation at the standard rate for a bullock.
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Are the animal rights protesters down there? Seriously for a moment I imagine this must be quite stressful for poor Shambo. I didn't really care one way or another before but now I think they need to piss off and leave the poor guy be.
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I want Shambo to charge them!
At the rate they're going we could be here all night! point:
That would be nice but like I said he's a bullock (gelded) thus unlikely to be aggressive. He is also used to people being in and out of his stall all day long.
If it'll help, the poor old beast can have my plumbs sewn on. happy088
Christ this is gettin' bad. I'm shoutin' at the bloody monitor now, and Mrs GROWLER thinks I've gone insane.
Nowt new there then. ::)
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Oh..... here we go!
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Any second now I reckon!
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Are the animal rights protesters down there? Seriously for a moment I imagine this must be quite stressful for poor Shambo. I didn't really care one way or another before but now I think they need to piss off and leave the poor guy be.
I must admit I tend to agree. The damned animal was never going to spread the TB as it never comes into contact with other cattle.
DS where are you with an expert opinion when we need one?
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Looks like this is it... sad24:
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Any second now I reckon!
Yep ~ They've got him.
I am lighting an insense stick now.
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BASTARDS!!!!!! evil: eveilgrin:
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I feel as though I've lost a friend. cry:
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Me too. sad24:
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My desktop is littered with screen grabs of that.... redface:
I feel a tribute coming on ... in the Library, of course
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Are the animal rights protesters down there? Seriously for a moment I imagine this must be quite stressful for poor Shambo. I didn't really care one way or another before but now I think they need to piss off and leave the poor guy be.
I must admit I tend to agree. The damned animal was never going to spread the TB as it never comes into contact with other cattle.
DS where are you with an expert opinion when we need one?
I suspect that the official justification will either be that they can't risk the public transmitting bovine TB from Shambo to cows outside or that they are protecting the public from a bird flu like mutation shrugs:
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My desktop is littered with screen grabs of that.... redface:
I feel a tribute coming on ... in the Library, of course
Oh well done ~ I was so engrossed I didn't record any of it.
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On a serious note. That was quite sad watching him be ushered out of his stall. Knowing he was going off to die.
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Can we have a black background on here for 24 hours? sad32:
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I have donned a sympathy garland already.
Wrist bands will be on sale shortly ;)
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I think we should have a minutes silence on here tbh, while Wenchy gets the ale in to celebrate Rambos life. happy088
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It's a beef tea for me then, what's everyone else having?
redface: Sorry, I broke the silence there redface:
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I can't believe the Blue Hats or the Plod didn't pull the live feed (pardon the pun) on that!
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I have a sneaky feeling that they did and that we watched on a backup feed they didnt know about.
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WHY?
someone had to do it
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Have I missed anything? been for a pint.
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someone had to do it
Oh, they will ;)
It's said there's no place for irony in religion. The supreme irony of this was mentioned earlier...
sham?ble1 [sham-buhl] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation
?noun
1. shambles, (used with a singular or plural verb)
a. a slaughterhouse.
b. any place of carnage.
c. any scene of destruction: to turn cities into shambles.
d. any scene, place, or thing in disorder: Her desk is a shambles.
2. British Dialect. a butcher's shop or stall.
I don't know if it's still there but there was a pub in The Shambles in Manchester where I'd pop in for a bevvy.
It used to be next to the... yes, you guessed, ... the abbatoire
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Are the animal rights protesters down there? Seriously for a moment I imagine this must be quite stressful for poor Shambo. I didn't really care one way or another before but now I think they need to piss off and leave the poor guy be.
I must admit I tend to agree. The damned animal was never going to spread the TB as it never comes into contact with other cattle.
DS where are you with an expert opinion when we need one?
Spreading TB to other cattle is only a problem if it mixed directly with, and coughed on, them. It doesn't blow around on the breeze for miles. ::)
The Badger TB spreading tale is, I believe, bullshit.
The fuss and crowds around this poor creature before it got the tap on the head would not have been tolerated at an abatoir, where 100s get the same thing every day in highly regulated and calm surroundings. noooo:
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Nnnnnnooo! Look. It's bare! sad24:
http://www.skandavale.org/webcam/webcam.htm
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I?m sorry I missed all this last night but I was really too distraught to watch it?
?also I had some lovely fillet steaks on the barbeque that needed my attention. cloud9:
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Well, it's all over for Shambo it seems.
What an emotional rollercoaster it's been for so many. I was out, so thankfully I missed the webcammed horrors as blue hatted drones led the poor thing to it's meeting with the sledgehammer of destiny. I missed the awful sight of oddbod god botherers being picked up and carried away like sacks of spuds by burly fascist coppers.
I would compose a haiku or perhaps a limerick as a suitable epitaph to him but I can't be arsed.
Ah well..
Time to move on to other matters of national importance. happy088
Rained a lot lately innit?
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This tragedy warrants an ode:
We weep and mourne, our friend is gorn
But let us not despair,
He?ll be reborn, in diff?rent form
And served up medium-rare
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sad24:
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This tragedy warrants an ode:
We weep and mourne, our friend is gorn
But let us not despair,
He?ll be reborn, in diff?rent form
And served up medium-rare
Boom-tish! drumroll:
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What an emotional rollercoaster it's been for so many. I was out, so thankfully I missed the webcammed horrors as blue hatted drones led the poor thing to it's meeting with the sledgehammer of destiny. I missed the awful sight of oddbod god botherers being picked up and carried away like sacks of spuds by burly fascist coppers.
The poleaxe of eternity meets the forehead of divinity? lol:
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The poleaxe of eternity meets the forehead of divinity? lol:
Humphrey Littleton strikes again Barman? eyes:
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The poleaxe of eternity meets the forehead of divinity? lol:
Humphrey Littleton strikes again Barman? eyes:
Littletonesque for sure...
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In true traditional scouse sympathy, I'm declaring a fornight of mourning for our dear Shambo departed, but not forgotten, sad24: and wondered if you'd all care to sing along with me like with this little number I found on Yous Tube
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKZoq0CpMFI
Just 'um it if you don't know the werds, or in Bereks case, whistle it. whistle:
Bit of a mystery why they all break out into a chorus of "Yellow Submarine' in the middle though. confused:
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And on the BBC News "A post mortem examination on Shambo the bull has shown that he 'Displayed' typical signs of TB".
Not conclusive then???? noooo:
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Just 'um it if you don't know the werds, or in Bereks case, whistle it. whistle:
Bit of a mystery why they all break out into a chorus of "Yellow Submarine' in the middle though. confused:
They should release that as a charity single. Make millions.
Or possibly not.
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And on the BBC News "A post mortem examination on Shambo the bull has shown that he 'Displayed' typical signs of TB".
Not conclusive then???? noooo:
But they would say that wouldn't they? noooo:
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And on the BBC News "A post mortem examination on Shambo the bull has shown that he 'Displayed' typical signs of TB".
Not conclusive then???? noooo:
But they would say that wouldn't they? noooo:
Indeed ~ hedging your bets I think it's called.
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OMG it might all start again! The horror.
"The Welsh Assembly, the regional government, said Friday that a post-mortem on Shambo confirmed he had tuberculosis and this means other animals in Skanda Vale's menagerie may be infected and potentially subject to slaughter."
From : http://www.signonsandiego.com/news/world/20070728-0311-britain-faithandlaw.html
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Bump
Shambo is back I reckon. Reincarnated in foreign parts.
http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,91059-1311101,00.html
God bless him. cloud9: