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Title: Useless useless IT technicians
Post by: Nick on June 21, 2011, 10:50:06 AM: Except Tel, obviously
cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
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Post by: tel on June 21, 2011, 11:14:05 AM: Work related?
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 21, 2011, 11:36:28 AM: He only speaks emoticon at the moment ....any questions will have to be phrased using the appropriate signage ?

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Title: Re: Useless useless IT technicians
Post by: Barman on June 21, 2011, 11:41:28 AM: It will be a PICNIC problem I expect...

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Post by: The Moan Ranger on June 21, 2011, 12:41:25 PM: Wot BM said ^^^
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Post by: Nick on June 21, 2011, 01:25:52 PM: I came in early to do a mahoosive amount of printing. The printer is five feet from my pooter. "Oh, we will need a cable for that."

That was five hours ago Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
Title: Re: Useless useless IT technicians
Post by: Barman on June 21, 2011, 01:49:20 PM: PICNIC ::)
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Post by: Pastis on June 21, 2011, 02:07:44 PM: Is this not the place where "outsourcing plans" are afoot? Sounds like sabotage to me rubschin:
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Post by: Snoopy on June 21, 2011, 03:18:11 PM: You could have nipped to a local pooter shop and bought a cable in ten minutes.
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Post by: Barman on June 21, 2011, 03:32:57 PM: Quote from: Snoopy on June 21, 2011, 03:18:11 PM
You could have nipped to a local pooter shop and bought a cable in ten minutes.

Quite... ::)
Title: Re: Useless useless IT technicians
Post by: Snoopy on June 21, 2011, 04:13:05 PM: The alternative ~ usually employed by SWWLTBO ~ is to download that which you want printed onto a memory stick, whack said stick into a college pooter and print away to your heart's content.
Title: Re: Useless useless IT technicians
Post by: Barman on June 21, 2011, 04:26:14 PM: Quote from: Snoopy on June 21, 2011, 04:13:05 PM
The alternative ~ usually employed by SWWLTBO ~ is to download that which you want printed onto a memory stick, whack said stick into a college pooter and print away to your heart's content.

Indeed... In fact the ginger Mong (TGM) could have got a cable delivered in less time than he waited... noooo:
Title: Re: Useless useless IT technicians
Post by: Nick on June 21, 2011, 04:56:04 PM: Quote from: Snoopy on June 21, 2011, 03:18:11 PM
You could have nipped to a local pooter shop and bought a cable in ten minutes.

But not the printer driver software. Printer is the size of a double decker bus ....
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Post by: Just One More on June 21, 2011, 05:11:17 PM: What's that in football pitches rubschin:
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Post by: Nick on June 21, 2011, 05:12:22 PM: cussing:
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Post by: Snoopy on June 21, 2011, 05:50:23 PM: Quote from: Nick on June 21, 2011, 04:56:04 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on June 21, 2011, 03:18:11 PM
You could have nipped to a local pooter shop and bought a cable in ten minutes.

But not the printer driver software. Printer is the size of a double decker bus ....

Plan B then ~ Nick's lap top to memory stick to college pooter to printer. Seemples!
Title: Re: Useless useless IT technicians
Post by: Nick on June 21, 2011, 05:54:11 PM: Rachel tried to give me a hand but everything was just too big for a little stick noooo:
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 21, 2011, 06:29:46 PM: shutup:
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Post by: Nick on June 21, 2011, 06:32:31 PM: Miss D? I believe you know Mr Gutter intimately angel1
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Post by: Just One More on June 21, 2011, 06:33:22 PM: Nick, you literally handed that one to Miss D on a plate noooo:
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 21, 2011, 06:33:36 PM: Oh yes ... I am pure filth angel1
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Post by: Just One More on June 21, 2011, 06:36:25 PM: "I'm as pure as the driven snow... then I drifted" - Mae West
Title: Re: Useless useless IT technicians
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 21, 2011, 08:21:15 PM: Quote from: Just One More on June 21, 2011, 05:11:17 PM
What's that in football pitches rubschin:

Printers are measured in olympic pools, silly. ;)
Title: Re: Useless useless IT technicians
Post by: apc2010 on June 21, 2011, 08:45:02 PM: Quote from: Darwins Selection on June 21, 2011, 08:21:15 PM
Quote from: Just One More on June 21, 2011, 05:11:17 PM
What's that in football pitches rubschin:

Printers are measured in olympic poole, silly. ;)

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Title: Re: Useless useless IT technicians
Post by: Barman on June 22, 2011, 05:23:28 AM: Quote from: apc2010 on June 21, 2011, 08:45:02 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on June 21, 2011, 08:21:15 PM
Quote from: Just One More on June 21, 2011, 05:11:17 PM
What's that in football pitches rubschin:

Printers are measured in olympic poole, silly. ;)

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