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Come Inside... => The Medical Centre => Topic started by: Just One More on June 26, 2011, 02:45:04 PM
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This morning I was having a clear-out along the side and the back of the shed so that I could re-paint it. I was working with little room for manouvre, lifting heavy objects, some of which had virginia creeper through them which didn't exactly help, and carrying them out of the way. No problems whatsoever
When I went to the shop, I changed into another shirt and when putting it on, I seemed to have pulled/torn a muscle in my lower back as I was putting it on. It was only a shirt ffs cussing:
Ow, me back. Ibuprofen do not appear to be assisting (I didn't cry though)
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This morning I was having a clear-out along the side and the back of the shed so that I could re-paint it. I was working with little room for manouvre, lifting heavy objects, some of which had virginia creeper through them which didn't exactly help, and carrying them out of the way. No problems whatsoever
When I went to the shop, I changed into another shirt and when putting it on, I seemed to have pulled/torn a muscle in my lower back as I was putting it on. It was only a shirt ffs cussing:
Ow, me back. Ibuprofen do not appear to be assisting (I didn't cry though)
I suppose you're after another emoticon now are you...? ::)
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You allergic to shirt lifting rubschin:
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You pillock lol:
Look, these tea-bags cost money, and so will a new screen for me laptop.
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This morning I was having a clear-out along the side and the back of the shed so that I could re-paint it. I was working with little room for manouvre, lifting heavy objects, some of which had virginia creeper through them which didn't exactly help, and carrying them out of the way. No problems whatsoever
When I went to the shop, I changed into another shirt and when putting it on, I seemed to have pulled/torn a muscle in my lower back as I was putting it on. It was only a shirt ffs cussing:
Ow, me back. Ibuprofen do not appear to be assisting (I didn't cry though)
Sounds like a loose liver to me. noooo:
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I can hardly walk. Ow, ouch, oooh. I reckon these aren't Ibuprofens, they've been swapped for placebo pills surrender:
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I can hardly walk. Ow, ouch, oooh. I reckon these aren't Ibuprofens, they've been swapped for placebo pills surrender:
That Mrs. JOM has a wicked sense of humour! lol:
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Despite the Ibuprofen, the pain wasn't going away. cry: Two and a half hours in A & E, ...
they gave me a diagnosis of torn muscles, 30 cocodamol for the next ten days and to keep up with the Ibuprofen and paracetamol. Oh, and loads of exercises for the next five weeks to assist recovery and build it up again
I gave them £7.40 for the tablets, and three bloody quid for the privilege of parking cussing:
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happy100
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Ouch! It doesn't take much does it. noooo:
BTW, last time I had Cocodamol I had a bad reaction to it. Sweats and hallucinations.
At least I think that's what caused it rubschin:
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Despite the Ibuprofen, the pain wasn't going away. cry: Two and a half hours in A & E, ...
they gave me a diagnosis of torn muscles, 30 cocodamol for the next ten days and to keep up with the Ibuprofen and paracetamol. Oh, and loads of exercises for the next five weeks to assist recovery and build it up again
I gave them £7.40 for the tablets, and three bloody quid for the privilege of parking cussing:
Co-codamol eh? Constipation looms! (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-toilet13.gif&hash=a965c679052e001f4e7008096b15a396c5831e07)
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Despite the Ibuprofen, the pain wasn't going away. cry: Two and a half hours in A & E, ...
they gave me a diagnosis of torn muscles, 30 cocodamol for the next ten days and to keep up with the Ibuprofen and paracetamol. Oh, and loads of exercises for the next five weeks to assist recovery and build it up again
I gave them £7.40 for the tablets, and three bloody quid for the privilege of parking cussing:
Co-codamol eh? Constipation looms! (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-toilet13.gif&hash=a965c679052e001f4e7008096b15a396c5831e07)
Co-codamol suppositories?
Cut out the middle-man.
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Despite the Ibuprofen, the pain wasn't going away. cry: Two and a half hours in A & E, ...
they gave me a diagnosis of torn muscles, 30 cocodamol for the next ten days and to keep up with the Ibuprofen and paracetamol. Oh, and loads of exercises for the next five weeks to assist recovery and build it up again
I gave them £7.40 for the tablets, and three bloody quid for the privilege of parking cussing:
Co-codamol eh? Constipation looms! (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-toilet13.gif&hash=a965c679052e001f4e7008096b15a396c5831e07)
Co-codamol suppositories?
Cut out the middle-man.
lol: lol: lol: lol:
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Despite the Ibuprofen, the pain wasn't going away. cry: Two and a half hours in A & E, ...
they gave me a diagnosis of torn muscles, 30 cocodamol for the next ten days and to keep up with the Ibuprofen and paracetamol. Oh, and loads of exercises for the next five weeks to assist recovery and build it up again
I gave them £7.40 for the tablets, and three bloody quid for the privilege of parking cussing:
Co-codamol eh? Constipation looms! (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-toilet13.gif&hash=a965c679052e001f4e7008096b15a396c5831e07)
Co-codamol suppositories?
Cut out the middle-man.
Serious >>>>
When I was in a French Hospital (following a cardiac arrest in a Paris street) they asked if I had much pain ~ I said yes mainly from the ribs that had been broken by paramedics giving me cardiac massage prior to defibrillation, and I expected the usual morphine shot in the arm. They rolled me onto my side and whacked a suppository in. eeek:
Pain gone within five minutes.
I later discovered that the French medics are great believers in suppositories. <<<< End of serious
I guess you could say they believe in getting to the seat of the problem! razz:
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More innuendo eh ;)
Anyway, they seem to be working already, not so many ows and ouches this morning, but more oohs. And just to save others, use one of these shutup: shutup: shutup: shutup: shutup:
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More innuendo eh ;)
Anyway, they seem to be working already, not so many ows and ouches this morning, but more oohs. And just to save others, use one of these shutup: shutup: shutup: shutup: shutup:
Oohs and arse! happy001