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Come Inside... => The Computer Room => Topic started by: Nick on July 08, 2011, 11:17:10 AM
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Trying to print a 24 page Excel spreadsheet (and yes there is toner in the printer ::))
Have highlighted cells, defined print area and still the printer spits out blank paper!!! cussing: cussing:
Is there something I am missing???
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print whistle:
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Someone get Tel sad24:
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You have to set up the print area in Excel if I remember...?
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Yes, select the area... then File >>> Print Area >>> Set Print area
Okay?
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I have done that you mong cussing:
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I have done that you mong cussing:
feck off then... ::)
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lol:
And today's show has been bought to you by the letter F and the letter O whistle:
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lol:
And today's show has been bought to you by the letter F and the letter O whistle:
He prolly has to clear the old print area but buggered if I'm gonna tell him now... noooo:
I'd just do a Print Preview and see what it shows like... whistle:
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His printer is prolly on the pavement by now. He'll be looking though Yellow Pages for a "same day call out" glazier I 'spect. spider:
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His printer is prolly on the pavement by now. He'll be looking though Yellow Pages for a "same day call out" glazier I 'spect. spider:
lol: lol: lol:
He is such a mong... noooo:
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Technically inept ........ I admit to the same problem surrender:
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Technically inept ........ I admit to the same problem surrender:
You could print a spreadsheet out tho...? whistle:
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His printer is prolly on the pavement by now. He'll be looking though Yellow Pages for a "same day call out" glazier I 'spect. spider:
Hows this for JOM impersonation
"IT IS A FOOTWAY" cussing: cussing:
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lol: lol: lol:
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angry041:
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RIGHT! I have e mailed the bastard to SNoopy and BM to see if they can print any of it cussing:
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I'll email it back when I've done it. whistle:
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angry041:
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printing fine here... whistle:
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Clicked on file then on print and 24 b@st@rd pages of it are now sitting on my desk ~ shall I post it to you?
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printing fine here... whistle:
WHYHOWWHYHOWWHYHOWWHYHOW?
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printing fine here... whistle:
WHYHOWWHYHOWWHYHOWWHYHOW?
I prolly did something wrong... as I am such a mong like.... ::)
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printing fine here... whistle:
WHYHOWWHYHOWWHYHOWWHYHOW?
I just told you what I did. Do you want me to post it? angel1
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User error whistle:
I hope you are charging him for the ink!
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Clicked on file then on print and 24 b@st@rd pages of it are now sitting on my desk ~ shall I post it to you?
Apart from running out of paper after page 10, I did the same and it werked fine like.... whistle:
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nOW THE BASTARD PRINTER REFUSES TO PRINT ANYTHING AT ALL Banghead Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9:
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nOW THE BASTARD PRINTER REFUSES TO PRINT ANYTHING AT ALL Banghead Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9:
GUBBED!
point: point: point: point: point: point: point: point: point: point: point:
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printing fine here... whistle:
WHYHOWWHYHOWWHYHOWWHYHOW?
I just told you what I did. Do you want me to post it? angel1
Seriously
I can send it 1st class ~ you should get it tomorrow or Monday at the latest.
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printing fine here... whistle:
WHYHOWWHYHOWWHYHOWWHYHOW?
I just told you what I did. Do you want me to post it? angel1
Seriously
I can send it 1st class ~ you should get it tomorrow or Monday at the latest.
I can post it too... you'll get it in October.... ::)
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User error whistle:
I hope you are charging him for the ink!
I wouldn't dream of it noooo:
Anyhooo The Magazine pays for ink, paper & postage for all my correspondence.
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I am now calling the helpline Banghead
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Thought the Samaritans had taken out an restraining order Nick. whistle:
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Fooking Indian MONg Banghead
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I am now calling the helpline Banghead
Before paying £1 a minute + to talk to them have you tried un-installing the printer and then reinstalling it? Usually werks unless the printer is fvcked in which case buy a new one.
Meanwhile the post leaves here at 16.45 so let me know before then if you want me to send the printed document to you.
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New fooking printer Banghead Banghead Banghead
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Don't forget to buy the right printer cartridges now will you whistle:
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Ok Nick, just checking the obvious problems first.
1. Is it connected to the computer and switched on?
2. Has it been installed?
3. Did you buy paper?
whistle:
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Angry9:
The CD Rom with the printer software is corrupt Angry9: Angry9: Angry9:
Another fooking Indian call centre and then a software download and a reboot and it is, finally, werking. Now, how do I convert a PDF file to Word??
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Never bother with the helpdesk Nick, just go onto their website. Check the support/download section and download the relevant drivers directly.
Openoffice has a plugin that allows you to import and modify PDS files.. whistle:
Other than that google a converter.