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Title: Roses are evil
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 09, 2011, 02:09:01 PM
I have a tincy wincy bit of a garden but there is a likkle rose bush in it . I have just been trying to pull up all the feckin weeds and get attacked by the rose bush  evil:

I look like I have been self harming  noooo:
Title: Re: Roses are evil
Post by: apc2010 on July 09, 2011, 02:09:53 PM
Poor excuse for scratches on the body.......... whistle:
Title: Re: Roses are evil
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 09, 2011, 02:12:23 PM
What in advance ?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Roses are evil
Post by: Barman on July 09, 2011, 02:12:35 PM
Poor excuse for scratches on the body.......... whistle:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Roses are evil
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 09, 2011, 02:13:29 PM
I guessing it's not the first time you've felt a little prick though  whistle:
Title: Re: Roses are evil
Post by: Barman on July 09, 2011, 02:14:28 PM
I guessing it's not the first time you've felt a little prick though  whistle:

Oh Uncle!  eeek:
Title: Re: Roses are evil
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 09, 2011, 02:15:01 PM
Wot?
Title: Re: Roses are evil
Post by: Nick on July 09, 2011, 02:15:39 PM
Mr Thread? etc.
Title: Re: Roses are evil
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 09, 2011, 02:17:01 PM
I guessing it's not the first time you've felt a little prick though  whistle:

No , I've had all my jabs  whistle:
Title: Re: Roses are evil
Post by: Pirate on July 09, 2011, 02:20:02 PM
Watch you dont fall asleep for 100 years...I'd have to come round and give you a kiss...

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Title: Re: Roses are evil
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 09, 2011, 02:22:57 PM
And another rose  Banghead Banghead Banghead
Title: Re: Roses are evil
Post by: Pirate on July 09, 2011, 02:24:24 PM
Shant bother again... noooo:
Title: Re: Roses are evil
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 09, 2011, 02:26:40 PM
Can I have tulips instead ?  redface:
Title: Re: Roses are evil
Post by: apc2010 on July 09, 2011, 02:27:14 PM
Gravel the garden ...........I think I know someone who would come and help....... whistle:
Title: Re: Roses are evil
Post by: apc2010 on July 09, 2011, 02:28:02 PM
Can I have tulips instead ?  redface:

can I do my joke ....... whistle:
Title: Re: Roses are evil
Post by: Barman on July 09, 2011, 02:33:16 PM
Gravel the garden ...........I think I know someone who would come and help....... whistle:

Oh noes... never again...  noooo:

Did you like my gravel...?  whistle:
Title: Re: Roses are evil
Post by: Barman on July 09, 2011, 02:33:52 PM
Can I have tulips instead ?  redface:

can I do my joke ....... whistle:

 noooo:
Title: Re: Roses are evil
Post by: apc2010 on July 09, 2011, 02:34:36 PM
Gravel the garden ...........I think I know someone who would come and help....... whistle:

Oh noes... never again...  noooo:

Did you like my gravel...?  whistle:

I thought that was salad............ rubschin:
Title: Re: Roses are evil
Post by: Barman on July 09, 2011, 02:35:59 PM
Gravel the garden ...........I think I know someone who would come and help....... whistle:

Oh noes... never again...  noooo:

Did you like my gravel...?  whistle:

I thought that was salad............ rubschin:

doh:
Title: Re: Roses are evil
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 09, 2011, 03:11:44 PM
Has Pirate gone out to get me some Tulips - aaah bless him - the only true gent on the board  cloud9:
Title: Re: Roses are evil
Post by: The Moan Ranger on July 09, 2011, 05:32:02 PM
Oi!
Title: Re: Roses are evil
Post by: Barman on July 09, 2011, 05:33:42 PM
Oi!

^^^^
Title: Re: Roses are evil
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 09, 2011, 05:33:58 PM
Oi!
Wot he said.  evil:
Title: Re: Roses are evil
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 09, 2011, 05:37:22 PM
 lol: lol: lol:


Calm down ladies  8)
Title: Re: Roses are evil
Post by: apc2010 on July 09, 2011, 05:38:07 PM
lol: lol: lol:


Calm down ladies  8)

Notice I did not complain ....... redface:
Title: Re: Roses are evil
Post by: Barman on July 09, 2011, 05:39:55 PM
lol: lol: lol:


Calm down ladies  8)

Notice I did not complain ....... redface:

 point:
Title: Re: Roses are evil
Post by: The Moan Ranger on July 09, 2011, 05:41:17 PM
Has Pirate gone out to get me some Tulips - aaah bless him - the only true gent on the board  cloud9:

You don't want to go round upsetting hardened baggage handlers, turnip farmers and PC Gubbers, not wise at all...
Title: Re: Roses are evil
Post by: Barman on July 09, 2011, 05:44:53 PM
Has Pirate gone out to get me some Tulips - aaah bless him - the only true gent on the board  cloud9:

You don't want to go round upsetting hardened baggage handlers, turnip farmers and PC Gubbers, not wise at all...

 noooo:
Title: Re: Roses are evil
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 09, 2011, 05:45:39 PM
You all have your own individual strengths and skills and superiorities  whistle:
Title: Re: Roses are evil
Post by: Barman on July 09, 2011, 05:47:08 PM
You all have your own individual strengths and skills and superiorities  whistle:

Popcorn:
Title: Re: Roses are evil
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 09, 2011, 05:58:42 PM
You all have your own individual strengths and skills and superiorities  whistle:

You're either a kind, insightful, pleasant and thoughtful person or a manipulative female   rubschin:
Title: Re: Roses are evil
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 09, 2011, 06:02:02 PM
You've known me long enough now    angel1 angel1 angel1
Title: Re: Roses are evil
Post by: Barman on July 09, 2011, 06:34:40 PM
You've known me long enough now    angel1 angel1 angel1

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Roses are evil
Post by: Just One More on July 09, 2011, 06:53:25 PM
Can I throw in a belated oi! please
Title: Re: Roses are evil
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 09, 2011, 06:54:27 PM
I'm sorry the oi threshold has been reached ...I am now in the recovery position  lol:
Title: Re: Roses are evil
Post by: Just One More on July 09, 2011, 06:57:49 PM
That's a bit like spooning innit?  eyes:
Title: Re: Roses are evil
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 09, 2011, 06:58:19 PM
Certainly is  ;)
Title: Re: Roses are evil
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 09, 2011, 07:26:05 PM
cor...!
Title: Re: Roses are evil
Post by: The Moan Ranger on July 09, 2011, 08:00:17 PM
Get a bed ;-)
Title: Re: Roses are evil
Post by: Just One More on July 09, 2011, 08:02:32 PM
 drumroll:
Title: Re: Roses are evil
Post by: Nick on July 09, 2011, 08:44:29 PM
Oi  cussing:
Title: Re: Roses are evil
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 09, 2011, 08:48:11 PM
Not a chance  noooo:
Title: Re: Roses are evil
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 09, 2011, 08:49:51 PM
A surfeit of Queens and Queens on here tonight....
Title: Re: Roses are evil
Post by: Pirate on July 09, 2011, 10:35:03 PM
Has Pirate gone out to get me some Tulips - aaah bless him - the only true gent on the board  cloud9:

Max Bygraves - Tulips from Amsterdam (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4Cf1oS7csE#)
Title: Re: Roses are evil
Post by: GROWLER on July 11, 2011, 08:28:11 AM
Dig the lot up and grow Brocolli. Looks good, and tastes splendiferous. Highly recommended. cloud9:
Title: Re: Roses are evil
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 11, 2011, 09:26:42 AM
Dig the lot up and grow Brocolli. Looks good, and tastes splendiferous. Highly recommended. cloud9:

Nick only dug them up because the redhead said she needed to clear her bed of brassicas.

We all knew it would damage his hearing eventually.
Title: Re: Roses are evil
Post by: Snoopy on July 11, 2011, 09:34:23 AM
Roses are red
Violets are blueish
If it wasn't for Christmas
We'd all be Jewish
 razz:
Title: Re: Roses are evil
Post by: GROWLER on July 11, 2011, 10:04:17 AM
Dig the lot up and grow Brocolli. Looks good, and tastes splendiferous. Highly recommended. cloud9:

Nick only dug them up because the redhead said she needed to clear her bed of brassicas.

We all knew it would damage his hearing eventually.

He grows broccolli's in plant pots! Amazing. eeek:

I'm going to the Broccolli growing and plant pot shop today. cloud9:
Title: Re: Roses are evil
Post by: tel on July 11, 2011, 10:47:20 AM
We have 19.

Didn't buy any at HC Show this year.
Title: Re: Roses are evil
Post by: Nick on July 11, 2011, 05:06:36 PM
Broccoli for dinner tonight  whistle:

ANd cake whistle:
Title: Re: Roses are evil
Post by: GROWLER on July 11, 2011, 06:13:22 PM
Broccoli for dinner tonight  whistle:

ANd cake whistle:

Just had some more of your 'lovingly home made as PROMISED ' Sainsbury's fruit cake slice bar. ::)
Title: Re: Roses are evil
Post by: Nick on July 11, 2011, 06:16:06 PM
That marmite toast remains untouched outside. In fact the birds have all left the area  noooo:
Title: Re: Roses are evil
Post by: GROWLER on July 11, 2011, 06:22:53 PM
That marmite toast remains untouched outside. In fact the birds have all left the area  noooo:

I refuse to believe that ANY sane person could even consider eating a piece of toast with half a bottle of Marmite spread ALL over it...thickly. eeek:
( I suspect if that is indeed a question, the answer is within the first 8 words  whistle:)
You couldn't have eaten that even for a bet! noooo:

You found the TWO yellow bottle tops yet btw?
I still for the life of me cannot understand how and why you've opened TWO borrles, AND managed to lose BOTH caps.
Can you try explaining exactly what that is actually all about please, as it's a complete and utter and most mysterious mystery of mystery's to me and all your avid followers. confused:
Title: Re: Roses are evil
Post by: Nick on July 11, 2011, 06:24:23 PM
Corned beef hash and home grown brocolli tonight. Yumster  cloud9:
Title: Re: Roses are evil
Post by: apc2010 on July 11, 2011, 06:26:38 PM
Corned beef hash and home grown brocolli tonight. Yumster  cloud9:

Wrong thread ....... point:
Title: Re: Roses are evil
Post by: GROWLER on July 11, 2011, 06:28:40 PM
Corned beef hash and home grown brocolli tonight. Yumster  cloud9:

I cannot disagree with that. You do do an extremelly and most excellent #. cloud9:

THAT can be on the menu again next time thank you. happy088

Must do caving next time too. I luvs caves but we just didn't have enough time ey? cry:
Title: Re: Roses are evil
Post by: GROWLER on July 11, 2011, 06:29:57 PM
Corned beef hash and home grown brocolli tonight. Yumster  cloud9:

Wrong thread ....... point:

This IS the OFF TOPIC  VP though isn't it? whistle:
Title: Re: Roses are evil
Post by: Nick on July 11, 2011, 06:30:44 PM
Corned beef hash and home grown brocolli tonight. Yumster  cloud9:

I cannot disagree with that. You do do an extremelly and most excellent #. cloud9:

THAT can be on the menu again next time thank you. happy088

Must do caving next time too. I luvs caves but we just didn't have enough time ey? cry:

YOu will have to come on a Friday night next time....
Title: Re: Roses are evil
Post by: GROWLER on July 11, 2011, 06:42:53 PM
Corned beef hash and home grown brocolli tonight. Yumster  cloud9:

I cannot disagree with that. You do do an extremelly and most excellent #. cloud9:

THAT can be on the menu again next time thank you. happy088

Must do caving next time too. I luvs caves but we just didn't have enough time ey? cry:

YOu will have to come on a Friday night next time....

Quite, and stay for a WEEK! lol:

I could bring my full DIY kit, clean your carpet, bring marmite bottle tops and empty your car into a very large skip. whistle:
I could also make YOU a CAKE! eeek:
Title: Re: Roses are evil
Post by: Nick on July 11, 2011, 06:47:21 PM
YOu would be most welcome  cloud9:

P.S. I have just put your washing up in the dishwasher  ::)

Bring Cuprinol
Title: Re: Roses are evil
Post by: GROWLER on July 11, 2011, 06:52:19 PM
YOu would be most welcome  cloud9:

P.S. I have just put your washing up in the dishwasher  ::)

Bring Cuprinol

I did offer to do it, but (a) you didn't appear to have any OMO/squeezy/whatever, and (b) you TOLD me not to. shrugs:
Title: Re: Roses are evil
Post by: GROWLER on July 11, 2011, 06:53:14 PM
Just a reminder btw. Roses are evil. lol:
Title: Re: Roses are evil
Post by: Nick on July 11, 2011, 06:56:52 PM
WHy?  confused2:
Title: Re: Roses are evil
Post by: GROWLER on July 11, 2011, 06:59:04 PM
WHy?  confused2:

Bolloxed if I know chief. Just thought I'd put this thread back on topic for a mo or two.  angel1

Much prefer Brocolli flowers meself like. Eating yours tomorrow night btw. cloud9:
Title: Re: Roses are evil
Post by: Just One More on July 11, 2011, 07:42:14 PM
YOu would be most welcome  cloud9:

P.S. I have just put your washing up in the dishwasher  ::)

Bring Cuprinol

I did offer to do it, but (a) you didn't appear to have any OMO/squeezy/whatever, and (b) you TOLD me not to. shrugs:

He prolly put the OMO away when you arrived. I bet the box was all faded cos it had been in the kitchen window so long   point:
Title: Re: Roses are evil
Post by: Barman on July 12, 2011, 05:17:25 AM
YOu would be most welcome  cloud9:

P.S. I have just put your washing up in the dishwasher  ::)

Bring Cuprinol

I did offer to do it, but (a) you didn't appear to have any OMO/squeezy/whatever, and (b) you TOLD me not to. shrugs:

He prolly put the OMO away when you arrived. I bet the box was all faded cos it had been in the kitchen window so long   point:

happy001