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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Miss Demeanour on July 09, 2011, 02:09:01 PM
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I have a tincy wincy bit of a garden but there is a likkle rose bush in it . I have just been trying to pull up all the feckin weeds and get attacked by the rose bush evil:
I look like I have been self harming noooo:
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Poor excuse for scratches on the body.......... whistle:
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What in advance ? rubschin:
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Poor excuse for scratches on the body.......... whistle:
lol: lol: lol:
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I guessing it's not the first time you've felt a little prick though whistle:
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I guessing it's not the first time you've felt a little prick though whistle:
Oh Uncle! eeek:
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Wot?
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Mr Thread? etc.
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I guessing it's not the first time you've felt a little prick though whistle:
No , I've had all my jabs whistle:
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Watch you dont fall asleep for 100 years...I'd have to come round and give you a kiss...
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-merv%2Frose.gif&hash=f6cbc0bd8900b3c961801fe2c22463975bf4d00a) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)
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And another rose Banghead Banghead Banghead
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Shant bother again... noooo:
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Can I have tulips instead ? redface:
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Gravel the garden ...........I think I know someone who would come and help....... whistle:
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Can I have tulips instead ? redface:
can I do my joke ....... whistle:
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Gravel the garden ...........I think I know someone who would come and help....... whistle:
Oh noes... never again... noooo:
Did you like my gravel...? whistle:
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Can I have tulips instead ? redface:
can I do my joke ....... whistle:
noooo:
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Gravel the garden ...........I think I know someone who would come and help....... whistle:
Oh noes... never again... noooo:
Did you like my gravel...? whistle:
I thought that was salad............ rubschin:
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Gravel the garden ...........I think I know someone who would come and help....... whistle:
Oh noes... never again... noooo:
Did you like my gravel...? whistle:
I thought that was salad............ rubschin:
doh:
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Has Pirate gone out to get me some Tulips - aaah bless him - the only true gent on the board cloud9:
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Oi!
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Oi!
^^^^
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Oi!
Wot he said. evil:
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lol: lol: lol:
Calm down ladies 8)
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lol: lol: lol:
Calm down ladies 8)
Notice I did not complain ....... redface:
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lol: lol: lol:
Calm down ladies 8)
Notice I did not complain ....... redface:
point:
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Has Pirate gone out to get me some Tulips - aaah bless him - the only true gent on the board cloud9:
You don't want to go round upsetting hardened baggage handlers, turnip farmers and PC Gubbers, not wise at all...
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Has Pirate gone out to get me some Tulips - aaah bless him - the only true gent on the board cloud9:
You don't want to go round upsetting hardened baggage handlers, turnip farmers and PC Gubbers, not wise at all...
noooo:
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You all have your own individual strengths and skills and superiorities whistle:
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You all have your own individual strengths and skills and superiorities whistle:
Popcorn:
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You all have your own individual strengths and skills and superiorities whistle:
You're either a kind, insightful, pleasant and thoughtful person or a manipulative female rubschin:
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You've known me long enough now angel1 angel1 angel1
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You've known me long enough now angel1 angel1 angel1
rubschin:
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Can I throw in a belated oi! please
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I'm sorry the oi threshold has been reached ...I am now in the recovery position lol:
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That's a bit like spooning innit? eyes:
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Certainly is ;)
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cor...!
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Get a bed ;-)
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drumroll:
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Oi cussing:
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Not a chance noooo:
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A surfeit of Queens and Queens on here tonight....
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Has Pirate gone out to get me some Tulips - aaah bless him - the only true gent on the board cloud9:
Max Bygraves - Tulips from Amsterdam (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4Cf1oS7csE#)
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Dig the lot up and grow Brocolli. Looks good, and tastes splendiferous. Highly recommended. cloud9:
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Dig the lot up and grow Brocolli. Looks good, and tastes splendiferous. Highly recommended. cloud9:
Nick only dug them up because the redhead said she needed to clear her bed of brassicas.
We all knew it would damage his hearing eventually.
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Roses are red
Violets are blueish
If it wasn't for Christmas
We'd all be Jewish
razz:
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Dig the lot up and grow Brocolli. Looks good, and tastes splendiferous. Highly recommended. cloud9:
Nick only dug them up because the redhead said she needed to clear her bed of brassicas.
We all knew it would damage his hearing eventually.
He grows broccolli's in plant pots! Amazing. eeek:
I'm going to the Broccolli growing and plant pot shop today. cloud9:
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We have 19.
Didn't buy any at HC Show this year.
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Broccoli for dinner tonight whistle:
ANd cake whistle:
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Broccoli for dinner tonight whistle:
ANd cake whistle:
Just had some more of your 'lovingly home made as PROMISED ' Sainsbury's fruit cake slice bar. ::)
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That marmite toast remains untouched outside. In fact the birds have all left the area noooo:
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That marmite toast remains untouched outside. In fact the birds have all left the area noooo:
I refuse to believe that ANY sane person could even consider eating a piece of toast with half a bottle of Marmite spread ALL over it...thickly. eeek:
( I suspect if that is indeed a question, the answer is within the first 8 words whistle:)
You couldn't have eaten that even for a bet! noooo:
You found the TWO yellow bottle tops yet btw?
I still for the life of me cannot understand how and why you've opened TWO borrles, AND managed to lose BOTH caps.
Can you try explaining exactly what that is actually all about please, as it's a complete and utter and most mysterious mystery of mystery's to me and all your avid followers. confused:
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Corned beef hash and home grown brocolli tonight. Yumster cloud9:
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Corned beef hash and home grown brocolli tonight. Yumster cloud9:
Wrong thread ....... point:
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Corned beef hash and home grown brocolli tonight. Yumster cloud9:
I cannot disagree with that. You do do an extremelly and most excellent #. cloud9:
THAT can be on the menu again next time thank you. happy088
Must do caving next time too. I luvs caves but we just didn't have enough time ey? cry:
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Corned beef hash and home grown brocolli tonight. Yumster cloud9:
Wrong thread ....... point:
This IS the OFF TOPIC VP though isn't it? whistle:
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Corned beef hash and home grown brocolli tonight. Yumster cloud9:
I cannot disagree with that. You do do an extremelly and most excellent #. cloud9:
THAT can be on the menu again next time thank you. happy088
Must do caving next time too. I luvs caves but we just didn't have enough time ey? cry:
YOu will have to come on a Friday night next time....
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Corned beef hash and home grown brocolli tonight. Yumster cloud9:
I cannot disagree with that. You do do an extremelly and most excellent #. cloud9:
THAT can be on the menu again next time thank you. happy088
Must do caving next time too. I luvs caves but we just didn't have enough time ey? cry:
YOu will have to come on a Friday night next time....
Quite, and stay for a WEEK! lol:
I could bring my full DIY kit, clean your carpet, bring marmite bottle tops and empty your car into a very large skip. whistle:
I could also make YOU a CAKE! eeek:
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YOu would be most welcome cloud9:
P.S. I have just put your washing up in the dishwasher ::)
Bring Cuprinol
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YOu would be most welcome cloud9:
P.S. I have just put your washing up in the dishwasher ::)
Bring Cuprinol
I did offer to do it, but (a) you didn't appear to have any OMO/squeezy/whatever, and (b) you TOLD me not to. shrugs:
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Just a reminder btw. Roses are evil. lol:
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WHy? confused2:
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WHy? confused2:
Bolloxed if I know chief. Just thought I'd put this thread back on topic for a mo or two. angel1
Much prefer Brocolli flowers meself like. Eating yours tomorrow night btw. cloud9:
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YOu would be most welcome cloud9:
P.S. I have just put your washing up in the dishwasher ::)
Bring Cuprinol
I did offer to do it, but (a) you didn't appear to have any OMO/squeezy/whatever, and (b) you TOLD me not to. shrugs:
He prolly put the OMO away when you arrived. I bet the box was all faded cos it had been in the kitchen window so long point:
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YOu would be most welcome cloud9:
P.S. I have just put your washing up in the dishwasher ::)
Bring Cuprinol
I did offer to do it, but (a) you didn't appear to have any OMO/squeezy/whatever, and (b) you TOLD me not to. shrugs:
He prolly put the OMO away when you arrived. I bet the box was all faded cos it had been in the kitchen window so long point:
happy001