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Title: Generally don't feel well, so
Post by: GROWLER on July 11, 2011, 06:48:23 PM: ...I have this firm belief that if you feel generally unwell you should punish your body with harsh excercise to kill the unwellnussnus, so that is exactly what I'm going to do, RIGHT NOW.
I've had enough of sloping around like a wounded weakened bear all day long. I'm angry now. cussing:

'Me 'ill' beckons. evil:
Title: Re: Generally don't feel well, so
Post by: Nick on July 11, 2011, 06:54:18 PM: Maybe it's cake deficiency rubschin:
Title: Re: Generally don't feel well, so
Post by: GROWLER on July 11, 2011, 07:02:37 PM: Quote from: Nick on July 11, 2011, 06:54:18 PM
Maybe it's cake deficiency rubschin:

I think I know what it is, and it HAS to be punished to show that my mind is actually in charge and the gaffer, not my lousy rancid bastard body. Banghead

My quack reckons I'm odd too funnily enough. whistle:
Title: Re: Generally don't feel well, so
Post by: apc2010 on July 11, 2011, 08:37:39 PM: Dodgy broccoli prehaps........ whistle:
Title: Re: Generally don't feel well, so
Post by: Barman on July 12, 2011, 04:44:52 AM: Quote from: apc2010 on July 11, 2011, 08:37:39 PM
Dodgy broccoli prehaps........ whistle:

yea, I reckon food poisoning too.... ;)
Title: Re: Generally don't feel well, so
Post by: GROWLER on July 12, 2011, 08:37:47 AM: Whatever it was/is/going to be, my get weller formula worked.
I feel much betterer today, albeit with achy legs.
Another magical medical tip from Growler. If you are physically able to, simply get off your arse and give yourself the biffters. cloud9:
Title: Re: Generally don't feel well, so
Post by: Barman on July 12, 2011, 11:48:02 AM: Quote from: GROWLER on July 12, 2011, 08:37:47 AM
Whatever it was/is/going to be, my get weller formula worked.
I feel much betterer today, albeit with achy legs.
Another magical medical tip from Growler. If you are physically able to, simply get off your arse and give yourself the biffters. cloud9:

Excellent! happy088
Title: Re: Generally don't feel well, so
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 12, 2011, 12:19:56 PM: What are ' the biffters' ? whacky115
Title: Re: Generally don't feel well, so
Post by: Barman on July 12, 2011, 12:21:04 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on July 12, 2011, 12:19:56 PM
What are ' the biffters' ? whacky115

I didn't like to ask... noooo:
Title: Re: Generally don't feel well, so
Post by: apc2010 on July 12, 2011, 12:22:26 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on July 12, 2011, 12:19:56 PM
What are ' the biffters' ? whacky115

I thought it was a slang term for gayers.............
Title: Re: Generally don't feel well, so
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 12, 2011, 12:25:50 PM: Not likely lol:
Title: Re: Generally don't feel well, so
Post by: GROWLER on July 12, 2011, 07:20:54 PM: Sadly, I cannot find a definition for the werd 'BIFTERS', but I've been using it for years tbh.

From the Growler Definition of Odd Phraseiology Dickshunarry, it is to 'push oneself hard, to werk at something flat out until you're fit to drop, to do ones best'.

OK?
Title: Re: Generally don't feel well, so
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 12, 2011, 07:41:44 PM: Thank you for the clarification 8)
Title: Re: Generally don't feel well, so
Post by: GROWLER on July 12, 2011, 07:48:35 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on July 12, 2011, 07:41:44 PM
Thank you for the clarification 8)

Always 'appy to help, my lickle kitten. cloud9:
Title: Re: Generally don't feel well, so
Post by: GROWLER on July 12, 2011, 09:32:13 PM: Been 'bifftering' in the gym tonight. Feel bloody gizzy now tbh, buzzin' in fact! razz:

Weighed meself again, and I've lost more weight, so to all of you's that scorned and laughed at me when I mentioned joining up last year............ Finger:

I've got to keep it up 'cus I'm going to Switzerland in October to climb a monster big 'ill (twice) to watch an air show. cloud9:
Bloody excited tbh. razz:
Title: Re: Generally don't feel well, so
Post by: apc2010 on July 12, 2011, 09:48:31 PM: Quote from: GROWLER on July 12, 2011, 09:32:13 PM
Been 'bifftering' in the gym tonight. Feel bloody gizzy now tbh, buzzin' in fact! razz:

Weighed meself again, and I've lost more weight, so to all of you's that scorned and laughed at me when I mentioned joining up last year............ Finger:

I've got to keep it up 'cus I'm going to Switzerland in October to climb a monster big 'ill (twice) to watch an air show. cloud9:
Bloody excited tbh. razz:

Lost weight .............prob Nick's food ............and NO cake........ rubschin:
Title: Re: Generally don't feel well, so
Post by: GROWLER on July 12, 2011, 10:10:56 PM: I do unfortunately have to defend the old goat here. He cooked a most splendid corned beef hash on Saturday evening, washed down with some red, and then we had a Sunday roasty at a splendid pub next to the main Nottingham / London railway line.
The only downside was his disgustourous attempt at making me Marmite soldiers. sick2:
Title: Re: Generally don't feel well, so
Post by: GROWLER on July 14, 2011, 04:39:37 PM: Had to ring the quackter on Monday to see if me 'bellows' xray was showing owt sinister.

Finally plucked up the courage to ring today and was told they are absolutely fine and ok.

I blew her a snog down the blower. cloud9:
Went outside to celebrate with an extra large rollie. cloud9:
Title: Re: Generally don't feel well, so
Post by: Snoopy on July 14, 2011, 04:46:40 PM: Excellent! I shall have a rollie with you ... to celebrate as it were.
Title: Re: Generally don't feel well, so
Post by: GROWLER on July 14, 2011, 04:59:54 PM: Quote from: Snoopy on July 14, 2011, 04:46:40 PM
Excellent! I shall have a rollie with you ... to celebrate as it were.

You still on the snouts too then? eeek:

Thought you'd gibbed them, or am I getting confuslicated...again. ::)
Title: Re: Generally don't feel well, so
Post by: Snoopy on July 14, 2011, 05:02:44 PM: Quote from: GROWLER on July 14, 2011, 04:59:54 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on July 14, 2011, 04:46:40 PM
Excellent! I shall have a rollie with you ... to celebrate as it were.

You still on the snouts too then? eeek:

Thought you'd gibbed them, or am I getting confuslicated...again. ::)

Stooopidly I started again just about last Christmas ...... after a 15 year gap.
Title: Re: Generally don't feel well, so
Post by: GROWLER on July 14, 2011, 05:08:57 PM: Bah, take no notice. EVERY BLOODY THING on the planet is bad for your health now....apparently. ::)

Rollies too then?
Title: Re: Generally don't feel well, so
Post by: Nick on July 14, 2011, 05:26:28 PM: There is a new warning out about broccoli. Makes you cross it seems whistle:
Title: Re: Generally don't feel well, so
Post by: GROWLER on July 14, 2011, 05:36:48 PM: Quote from: Nick on July 14, 2011, 05:26:28 PM
There is a new warning out about broccoli. Makes you cross it seems whistle:

So is CAKE, ESPECIALLY when some thieving git nicks it from the P.O, sorting office and scoffs it, when it was meant for someone else. Angry9:
Title: Re: Generally don't feel well, so
Post by: Snoopy on July 14, 2011, 05:41:08 PM: Quote from: GROWLER on July 14, 2011, 05:08:57 PM
Bah, take no notice. EVERY BLOODY THING on the planet is bad for your health now....apparently. ::)

Rollies too then?

Mostly ~ the baccy is "Imported" ..... I don't have the income to support
tailor-mades like some people I could mention.

I also indulge in ceeegars (also imported)
Title: Re: Generally don't feel well, so
Post by: GROWLER on July 14, 2011, 06:19:23 PM: Quote from: Snoopy on July 14, 2011, 05:41:08 PM
Quote from: GROWLER on July 14, 2011, 05:08:57 PM
Bah, take no notice. EVERY BLOODY THING on the planet is bad for your health now....apparently. ::)

Rollies too then?

Mostly ~ the baccy is "Imported" ..... I don't have the income to support
tailor-mades like some people I could mention.
I also indulge in ceeegars (also imported)

Oh, you mean NICK with his £7 a pack Malbouroughs? lol:
Title: Re: Generally don't feel well, so
Post by: GROWLER on July 14, 2011, 06:21:37 PM: I'm currently trying some JP mild baccy on offer for £2.79 for 12.5g's.
Lasts me 3 days and seems ok.

Found the (cheap granted) imported Golden Virgins was making me gob very dry.
Title: Re: Generally don't feel well, so
Post by: The Moan Ranger on July 15, 2011, 01:51:36 AM: The imported Golden Virgins varies a lot depending on where it's come from, I have found. The French stuff can be a bit rough and course as is the Spanish. Stuff from Belgium seems OK though.
Title: Re: Generally don't feel well, so
Post by: Misty on July 17, 2011, 11:35:01 AM: Dry mouth, splitting head, severe sickness, general achy crappness. either hangover or flu. cry:
Title: Re: Generally don't feel well, so
Post by: Barman on July 17, 2011, 12:27:50 PM: Quote from: miss Tchevious on July 17, 2011, 11:35:01 AM
Dry mouth, splitting head, severe sickness, general achy crappness. either hangover or flu. cry:

Sounds like Man Flu! scared2: