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Title: Street 'musicians'
Post by: GROWLER on July 14, 2011, 12:18:51 PM
I regulary have to drive through this little town...Nick'll know it..Heswall...and this bloke is always standing there in the main street, playing one of this mahoosive squeezy box things.
 Dreadful instruement, equally dreadful racket and absolutely no wonder his 'giz a 10p for a pot of tea mate bag' on the pavement  always appears to be empty.
I'm obviously not alone in thinking, why do you actually bother matey?
You are actually getting on everyones tits, so SOD OFF! evil:
Title: Re: Street 'musicians'
Post by: Barman on July 14, 2011, 12:34:49 PM
I've got some sympathy for him... least he is doing something instead of just shoving a tin in your face or sitting on a pile of rugs with a sorrowful looking dog....
Title: Re: Street 'musicians'
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 14, 2011, 12:39:27 PM
Having grown up in Cornwall I'm used to seeing loads of street performers out and while you are going to come across some who are obviously tone deaf there are also some real gems out there as well.

Title: Re: Street 'musicians'
Post by: GROWLER on July 14, 2011, 12:39:27 PM
I've got some sympathy for him... least he is doing something instead of just shoving a tin in your face or sitting on a pile of rugs with a sorrowful looking dog....

Don't get me wrong like. I do like some of these street musicians. Some of them are most excellent and well werth a listen too, but this poor sod is so pitiful with his equally pitiful 'thing'.
P'raps je's doing it deliberately. Hoping we'll all feel sorry for him and chuck a quid in.

I like sorrowful looking dogs btw. cloud9:
I'd defo chuck a tin of Winalot in if he had one.
Title: Re: Street 'musicians'
Post by: Nick on July 14, 2011, 12:53:20 PM
Is it time to start talking about inflicting agonising death on MOrris Dancers?  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Street 'musicians'
Post by: Snoopy on July 14, 2011, 01:52:24 PM
It's always the right time to kill Morris Dancers   Sinister:







See Also Players of Peruvian Pipes.  evil:
Title: Re: Street 'musicians'
Post by: GROWLER on July 14, 2011, 04:32:10 PM
Is it time to start talking about inflicting agonising death on MOrris Dancers?  eveilgrin:

They are on at Ye Ole Worldy Jerusalem this weekend.  cloud9:
I might come down and we could take a CAKE with us whilst we watch...like...p'raps? happy088
Title: Re: Street 'musicians'
Post by: Nick on July 14, 2011, 04:49:32 PM
I am away THIS weekend, but I am having BBQs on the NEXT 2 weekends to which you are invited
Title: Re: Street 'musicians'
Post by: GROWLER on July 14, 2011, 04:56:37 PM
I am away THIS weekend, but I am having BBQs on the NEXT 2 weekends to which you are invited

Who else is coming then?

Any tasty crumpet' by chance? cloud9:
Title: Re: Street 'musicians'
Post by: Nick on July 14, 2011, 04:59:47 PM
24th is my sister and my foxy ex sister in law. Weekend after is the lads.

If you want to come for the slate party Harmony and the svelte redhead will be in attendance, but bring a shovel
Title: Re: Street 'musicians'
Post by: GROWLER on July 14, 2011, 05:05:13 PM
24th is my sister and my foxy ex sister in law. Weekend after is the lads.
If you want to come for the slate party Harmony and the svelte redhead will be in attendance, but bring a shovel

Loose and tasty crumpet invited then, yes?

I could bring my 45's from the 60's and 70's, and joss sticks (sp) and flares and tanktops, and beads and timted JL glasses too!
We could have 'fun'...all night long....(until 11 pm anyway when I'll be kerknackered. ::) )
Title: Re: Street 'musicians'
Post by: Just One More on July 14, 2011, 05:15:50 PM
I've got some sympathy for him... least he is doing something instead of just shoving a tin in your face or sitting on a pile of rugs with a sorrowful looking dog....

Congratulations on slipping that one past the bear. He's obviously mellowed
Title: Re: Street 'musicians'
Post by: Nick on July 14, 2011, 05:22:14 PM
24th is my sister and my foxy ex sister in law. Weekend after is the lads.
If you want to come for the slate party Harmony and the svelte redhead will be in attendance, but bring a shovel

Loose and tasty crumpet invited then, yes?

I could bring my 45's from the 60's and 70's, and joss sticks (sp) and flares and tanktops, and beads and timted JL glasses too!
We could have 'fun'...all night long....(until 11 pm anyway when I'll be kerknackered. ::) )

YOu are welcome on any of those occasions
Title: Re: Street 'musicians'
Post by: GROWLER on July 14, 2011, 05:26:20 PM
You ARE NOT answering the question, all ONE of them. ::)

IS ANY TASTY CRUMPET COMING?  Banghead
YES/NO?


I'm REALLY NOT liking the idea of being amongst a load of sweaty geezers tbqh. noooo:
Title: Re: Street 'musicians'
Post by: Nick on July 14, 2011, 05:29:44 PM
24th yes, but not spare. Slate party also, but also not spare. Bring yer own or invite MIss D
Title: Re: Street 'musicians'
Post by: GROWLER on July 14, 2011, 05:31:27 PM
24th yes, but not spare. Slate party also, but also not spare. Bring yer own or invite MIss D

Ahhhhhhh!  cloud9:

Miss D. cloud9:

You comin' then gerl or wha'...like?

Bring another CAKE. angel1
Title: Re: Street 'musicians'
Post by: GROWLER on July 14, 2011, 05:33:31 PM
Hang on. She's not free totty though. sad32:
Title: Re: Street 'musicians'
Post by: Nick on July 14, 2011, 05:42:37 PM
 Violins:
Title: Re: Street 'musicians'
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 14, 2011, 06:03:00 PM
Says who..... rubschin:

A couple of nights out does not equate to a change of status !
Title: Re: Street 'musicians'
Post by: Nick on July 14, 2011, 06:05:13 PM
Growler pulls  cloud9:
Title: Re: Street 'musicians'
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 14, 2011, 06:07:00 PM
It's his charm  lol:
Title: Re: Street 'musicians'
Post by: Nick on July 14, 2011, 06:08:25 PM
DO come and meet him here. Bring a shovel.
Title: Re: Street 'musicians'
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 14, 2011, 06:09:19 PM
Won't my axe do ?
Title: Re: Street 'musicians'
Post by: GROWLER on July 14, 2011, 06:15:09 PM
I'm getting mixed up with Miss C.
All these C's and D's confuslicate me?  confused:

I luvs 'em both anyways, so they can both come and shower me with pressies of CAKE...and stuff. cloud9:
Title: Re: Street 'musicians'
Post by: GROWLER on July 14, 2011, 06:28:51 PM
It's his charm  lol:

Thank you. Glad you appreciate it. I try me best. cloud9:
Title: Re: Street 'musicians'
Post by: GROWLER on July 14, 2011, 06:30:46 PM
Talking of the boards crumpet, where's the pissed pikey these days? rubschin:
Title: Re: Street 'musicians'
Post by: Nick on July 14, 2011, 06:33:45 PM
Last heard of leering at Lycra clad knobs and sitting under a tree to recover from the excitement  noooo:
Title: Re: Street 'musicians'
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 14, 2011, 08:45:47 PM
I'm getting mixed up with Miss C.
All these C's and D's confuslicate me?  confused:

I luvs 'em both anyways, so they can both come and shower me with pressies of CAKE...and stuff. cloud9:

And 'stuff', 'stuff' eewwww is this some sort of perverted golden shower party you are having?  Logging?  My mind is boggling and not in a good way. sick2:
Title: Re: Street 'musicians'
Post by: Barman on July 15, 2011, 04:32:55 AM
I've got some sympathy for him... least he is doing something instead of just shoving a tin in your face or sitting on a pile of rugs with a sorrowful looking dog....

Congratulations on slipping that one past the bear. He's obviously mellowed
Thanks you!  angel1
Title: Re: Street 'musicians'
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on July 15, 2011, 04:26:31 PM
Talking of the boards crumpet, where's the pissed pikey these days? rubschin:

  cussing:


 cloud9:  Welcome back.
Title: Re: Street 'musicians'
Post by: GROWLER on July 15, 2011, 05:14:11 PM
Talking of the boards crumpet, where's the pissed pikey these days? rubschin:

  cussing:


 cloud9:  Welcome back.

Sorry. Did I mention your name?
Correct. No. whistle:

Hi anyway my lickle lamb. cloud9: