The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Barman on July 16, 2011, 07:25:45 PM
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WELL???? evil:
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That didn't take long. ;)
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That didn't take long. ;)
Answer the question Uncle... ::)
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mellow (it's the Merlot)
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mellow (it's the Merlot)
mellow...?
Mellow - Elton John (Honky Chateau 2 of 10) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqWSL4F2bok#)
I'd class myself as complete utter cack...
But Reg never did one with that title... noooo:
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Whatever next?
The all new 'are you actually alive today' thread p'raps? whistle:
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Whatever next?
The all new 'are you actually alive today' thread p'raps? whistle:
That's the "where's Snoopy" thread. ;)
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Whatever next?
The all new 'are you actually alive today' thread p'raps? whistle:
That's the "where's Snoopy" thread. ;)
happy001
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Whatever next?
The all new 'are you actually alive today' thread p'raps? whistle:
The All New have You Had A dump Today Thread...? rubschin:
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Generally really bloody confused noooo:
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Grumpy and goosed. Grumpy 'cus I feel like I've wasted a day, and goosed 'cus I've just been gymnasiuming it.
Bottle of Shiraz is now helping soothe my troubled brow however...all to meself like. cloud9:
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Generally really bloody confused noooo:
Wos'up my little kitten? happy100
Tell your Uncle Growler. angel1
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Generally really bloody confused noooo:
happy100
However, utter cack trumps confused... whistle:
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I'll see your cack ( not literally ) and raise you sodding drowned and fed up lol:
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I'll see your cack ( not literally ) and raise you sodding drowned and fed up lol:
I can't beat drowned (apart from in my own sweat)... but I can see your fed up.... whistle:
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Bad mood .......... evil:..............
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Bad mood .......... evil: ..............
Popcorn:
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Can't be arsed type of mood
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Can't be arsed type of mood
Oh dear... happy100
I'm trying to find some get-up-and-go too..... noooo:
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Dunno really yet what kind of mood whacky115
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Dunno really yet what kind of mood whacky115
Sleepy? Shrugs:
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No not really noooo:
I am cognitive ..is that a mood ?
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No not really noooo:
I am cognitive ..is that a mood ?
I think that are a disease... scared2:
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No not really noooo:
I am cognitive ..is that a mood ?
Does that mean catching ..like in a disease........ rubschin:
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Seems like I am diseased then lol:
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Seems like I am diseased then lol:
That would explain your bad mood! ;D
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Seems like I am diseased then lol:
She was on my card................................oh thought that said deceased............ redface:
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I'm not in a bad mood Banghead ...I'm in a no mood rubschin:
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Decidedly iffy mood ..... could go either way as the morning progresses. Weather doesn't help.
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Seems like I am diseased then lol:
She was on my card................................oh thought that said deceased............ redface:
The grieving process is over fairly quickly with you ain't it sad24:
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I'm also in a 'no mood' mood
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I may as well lock the thread if nobody has a mood... noooo:
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Tis early ....plenty of mood forming time left yet scared2:
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Not really a mood .........but could be hungover ...........not sure yet....... rubschin:
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Tis early ....plenty of mood forming time left yet scared2:
Brat still in bed then? lol:
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Good god man it is still in the a.m eeek: ...the lesser spotted Brat is not known to prowl during those times noooo:
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Good god man it is still in the a.m eeek: ...the lesser spotted Brat is not known to prowl during those times noooo:
And what is wrong with that ........ evil:
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Good god man it is still in the a.m eeek: ...the lesser spotted Brat is not known to prowl during those times noooo:
Well, apc is here... I thought it was a sign of the forthcoming apocalypse or summat.... rubschin:
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APC is having a mid life crisis and is on the turn lol:
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Good god man it is still in the a.m eeek: ...the lesser spotted Brat is not known to prowl during those times noooo:
Well, apc is here... I thought it was a sign of the forthcoming apocalypse or summat.... rubschin:
Apc is still on the lash ............ cloud9:
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APC is having a mid life crisis and is on the turn lol:
Turn? Gayer:
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Is that lash or leash dear man ?
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Is that lash or leash dear man ?
You asking ......... eyes:
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You dancing lol:
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You dancing lol:
Stumbling.......... redface: redface:
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Oh dear noooo:
Has Miss T not called time ( bedtime) on you yet ?
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Oh dear noooo:
Has Miss T not called time ( bedtime) on you yet ?
Oh nooos .........she knows better ..........
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I was doing fine till we passed the sign which states @Werstshire. Home now. evil:
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I was doing fine till we passed the sign which states @Werstshire. Home now. evil:
The VP... your true home.... cloud9:
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cloud9:
lol: lol: lol:
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I was in WOrstershire this afternoon cloud9:
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sad24: I seem to have become a Twitter widow. noooo:
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@homealone ?
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This sort of mood :- The Vibes - I'm In Pittsburgh (And It's Rainin') (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyEjrv_iUCk#)
That was me, back in the day cloud9:
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Generally hacked off. evil:
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What is the matter hound?
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Weather, Government Departments ~ Inefficiency therein, Kids, Work to be done, Monday, Life, Iffy Chicken from the depths of the freezer, Lack of sleep, Bills to pay, Lack of co-operation from others, The Welsh, Kids have drunk all the milk, Bloody council emptying litter bins just as I finally dropped off at 5am, Back ache, Stubbed toe, Madam's motor to tax, Complete lack of motivation, Bored with life, Other people winning hooge amounts on the lottery ...... You have probably got the picture.
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I fully understand your woes. By the sound of it things can only get better.
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Weather, Government Departments ~ Inefficiency therein, Kids, Work to be done, Monday, Life, Iffy Chicken from the depths of the freezer, Lack of sleep, Bills to pay, Lack of co-operation from others, The Welsh, Kids have drunk all the milk, Bloody council emptying litter bins just as I finally dropped off at 5am, Back ache, Stubbed toe, Madam's motor to tax, Complete lack of motivation, Bored with life, Other people winning hooge amounts on the lottery ...... You have probably got the picture.
Luxury... I use to dream of...
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Oh Snoops - mornings like those need to be restarted - go back to bed hun
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Weather, Government Departments ~ Inefficiency therein, Kids, Work to be done, Monday, Life, Iffy Chicken from the depths of the freezer, Lack of sleep, Bills to pay, Lack of co-operation from others, The Welsh, Kids have drunk all the milk, Bloody council emptying litter bins just as I finally dropped off at 5am, Back ache, Stubbed toe, Madam's motor to tax, Complete lack of motivation, Bored with life, Other people winning hooge amounts on the lottery ...... You have probably got the picture.
Oh dear.... happy100
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Oh Snoops - mornings like those need to be restarted - go back to bed hun
Wot she said
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I have been back to bed for an hour .... feeling much more relaxed about things now.
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Party001:
Glad to hear it
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Weather, Government Departments ~ Inefficiency therein, Kids, Work to be done, Monday, Life, Iffy Chicken from the depths of the freezer, Lack of sleep, Bills to pay, Lack of co-operation from others, The Welsh, Kids have drunk all the milk, Bloody council emptying litter bins just as I finally dropped off at 5am, Back ache, Stubbed toe, Madam's motor to tax, Complete lack of motivation, Bored with life, Other people winning hooge amounts on the lottery ...... You have probably got the picture.
Worthy of its own thread alone that one, as I've been pondering over it meself.
Not the desire to win such a ridiculous amount of dosh so much, but the undounted trouble that comes with it.
MOUNTAINS of begging letters have started to pur in apparently, and sack loads still waiting in the sorting office while they decide if they should actually be delivered or not.
The couple concerned have had ro do a runner to escape from the obscene attention from all of these arse wipes apparently.
I'd be MORE thanquite 'appy and content with a quite resonable and less attention building £500,000 tbqh. cloud9:
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Who writes these letters though ? What sort of people would write to someone they have never known begging for money for some far fetched cause or personal motivation ( Bono abd Bob Geldof excluded) .
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When I won a tenner last week SWWLTBO asked "What about the begging letters?" I said "Keep sending 'em"
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Who writes these letters though ? What sort of people would write to someone they have never known begging for money for some far fetched cause or personal motivation ( Bono abd Bob Geldof excluded) .
I have asked that question several times over the last few days.
They aren't even addressed properly apparently, just "to that couple in Scotland that won all that money on the lottery" or sumat similar. eeek:
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I would buy a mahoosive house and get rid of the gas boiler. When I got re-interviewed a few months later for the media I would ask that the begging letters are quite welcome as burning them was my cheap fuel for heating the place up. whistle:
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Weather, Government Departments ~ Inefficiency therein, Kids, Work to be done, Monday, Life, Iffy Chicken from the depths of the freezer, Lack of sleep, Bills to pay, Lack of co-operation from others, The Welsh, Kids have drunk all the milk, Bloody council emptying litter bins just as I finally dropped off at 5am, Back ache, Stubbed toe, Madam's motor to tax, Complete lack of motivation, Bored with life, Other people winning hooge amounts on the lottery ...... You have probably got the picture.
Worthy of its own thread alone that one, as I've been pondering over it meself.
Not the desire to win such a ridiculous amount of dosh so much, but the undounted trouble that comes with it.
MOUNTAINS of begging letters have started to pur in apparently, and sack loads still waiting in the sorting office while they decide if they should actually be delivered or not.
The couple concerned have had ro do a runner to escape from the obscene attention from all of these arse wipes apparently.
I'd be MORE thanquite 'appy and content with a quite resonable and less attention building £500,000 tbqh. cloud9:
Runner? More of a waddle, I'd have thought...
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sad24:
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Why on earth would you go public after winning that amount, it's insane.
They are Scottish mind.
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Why on earth would you go public after winning that amount, it's insane.
They are Scottish mind.
Do you actually have an option with the lottery? rubschin:
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The Royal Mail say they already have about seven tonnes of begging letters for the recent £161 million lottery winners. That's about the size of two elephants.
Coincidentally.
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Why on earth would you go public after winning that amount, it's insane.
They are Scottish mind.
Do you actually have an option with the lottery? rubschin:
Not sure, you did once upon a time but now ?
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Think you must have a choice ~ Camelot were bangin' on about only saying who had won if the ticket holder wanted them to.... before they had claimed their winnings like.
Personally, had I won that much, I wouldn't have given a f*ck who knew ..... I certainly would not have been still living where the Royal Mail would have delivered anyway.
Plan for hoooooge lottery win.
1 Bank the cheque
2 Leave the UK
3 Send some money to nearest and dearest
4 Enjoy the rest of my life
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Think you must have a choice ~ Camelot were bangin' on about only saying who had won if the ticket holder wanted them to.... before they had claimed their winnings like.
Personally, had I won that much, I wouldn't have given a f*ck who knew ..... I certainly would not have been still living where the Royal Mail would have delivered anyway.
Plan for hoooooge lottery win.
1 Bank the cheque
2 Leave the UK
3 Send some money to nearest and dearest
4 Enjoy the rest of my life
5 Put a big wad in turnip futures
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Think you must have a choice ~ Camelot were bangin' on about only saying who had won if the ticket holder wanted them to.... before they had claimed their winnings like.
Personally, had I won that much, I wouldn't have given a f*ck who knew ..... I certainly would not have been still living where the Royal Mail would have delivered anyway.
Plan for hoooooge lottery win.
1 Bank the cheque
2 Leave the UK
3 Send some money to nearest and dearest
4 Enjoy the rest of my life
5 Put a big wad in turnip futures
Should I strike lucky you can be sure I'll ask you to suggest a "Good man" to handle that for me. whistle:
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Today has been one of 'those' days ....from the moment I have got up to, I fear, the moment I will go to sleep.
When some customer ( cos we are not allowed to call them complainants anymore Banghead ) has got me sooooooooooooooo mad today I was milliseconds away from swearing at him which would have got me in some very deep water. He is already on the 2nd stage of a formal complaints process against an officer in my team. But is the most pompous , ignorant, sexist wanker I have had the pleasure of spitting at in a long time evil:
This coupled by tears and tantrums from my boss ::)
The longest , most boringest meeting this afternoon where I was counting pigeons outside because I had become that numb noooo:
An argument with someone from Comm's about incorrect use of the corporate 'swish' - oh FFS Banghead
A phone call from someone that I thought had disappeared off the face of the planet and all because they wanted a shoulder to cry on or for someone to feel sorry for them noooo:
Got home to find The Brat had 5 of her friends here and the food I had bought to make my tea had all been consumed whilst they are planning and end of the school year party on Friday eeek:
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Today has been one of 'those' days ....from the moment I have got up to, I fear, the moment I will go to sleep.
When some customer ( cos we are not allowed to call them complainants anymore Banghead ) has got me sooooooooooooooo mad today I was milliseconds away from swearing at him which would have got me in some very deep water. He is already on the 2nd stage of a formal complaints process against an officer in my team. But is the most pompous , ignorant, sexist wanker I have had the pleasure of spitting at in a long time evil:
This coupled by tears and tantrums from my boss ::)
The longest , most boringest meeting this afternoon where I was counting pigeons outside because I had become that numb noooo:
An argument with someone from Comm's about incorrect use of the corporate 'swish' - oh FFS Banghead
A phone call from someone that I thought had disappeared off the face of the planet and all because they wanted a shoulder to cry on or for someone to feel sorry for them noooo:
Got home to find The Brat had 5 of her friends here and the food I had bought to make my tea had all been consumed whilst they are planning and end of the school year party on Friday eeek:
Look on the bright side, tomorrow is another day. Your next holiday is creeping up very quickly. ;)
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Today has been one of 'those' days ....from the moment I have got up to, I fear, the moment I will go to sleep.
When some customer ( cos we are not allowed to call them complainants anymore Banghead ) has got me sooooooooooooooo mad today I was milliseconds away from swearing at him which would have got me in some very deep water. He is already on the 2nd stage of a formal complaints process against an officer in my team. But is the most pompous , ignorant, sexist wanker I have had the pleasure of spitting at in a long time evil:
This coupled by tears and tantrums from my boss ::)
The longest , most boringest meeting this afternoon where I was counting pigeons outside because I had become that numb noooo:
An argument with someone from Comm's about incorrect use of the corporate 'swish' - oh FFS Banghead
A phone call from someone that I thought had disappeared off the face of the planet and all because they wanted a shoulder to cry on or for someone to feel sorry for them noooo:
Got home to find The Brat had 5 of her friends here and the food I had bought to make my tea had all been consumed whilst they are planning and end of the school year party on Friday eeek:
But you still haven't said wot mood you are in......... rubschin:
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Shitty...I guess. rubschin:
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Exasperated lol:
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Today has been one of 'those' days ....from the moment I have got up to, I fear, the moment I will go to sleep.
When some customer ( cos we are not allowed to call them complainants anymore Banghead ) has got me sooooooooooooooo mad today I was milliseconds away from swearing at him which would have got me in some very deep water. He is already on the 2nd stage of a formal complaints process against an officer in my team. But is the most pompous , ignorant, sexist wanker I have had the pleasure of spitting at in a long time evil:
This coupled by tears and tantrums from my boss ::)
The longest , most boringest meeting this afternoon where I was counting pigeons outside because I had become that numb noooo:
An argument with someone from Comm's about incorrect use of the corporate 'swish' - oh FFS Banghead
A phone call from someone that I thought had disappeared off the face of the planet and all because they wanted a shoulder to cry on or for someone to feel sorry for them noooo:
Got home to find The Brat had 5 of her friends here and the food I had bought to make my tea had all been consumed whilst they are planning and end of the school year party on Friday eeek:
All you need is here Miss D happy100 Click away
http://make-everything-ok.com/ (http://make-everything-ok.com/)
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Knew it , bloody knew it ....more crap tonight. evil:
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Knew it , bloody knew it ....more crap tonight. evil:
Vent ..........
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Someone from a few months ago ....that made a faux pas ....and now wants to correct it. 3 or 4 months later and purely with the same intent but packaged in a different way.
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I am in the Friday afternoon - I want to cause trouble mood redface:
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Same as every other day then ::)
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No ...I am quite untroublesome normally angel1
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I am in the Friday afternoon - I want to cause trouble mood redface:
Watch out TMR............ scared2:
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evil:
I am innocent of any wrong doing - when are you going to get that into your melon head noooo:
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evil:
I am innocent of any wrong doing - when are you going to get that into your melon head noooo:
Melon you say ..........a recipe comes to mind..... rubschin:
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Someone from a few months ago ....that made a faux pas ....and now wants to correct it. 3 or 4 months later and purely with the same intent but packaged in a different way.
Um... why would you indulge this person...? Shrugs:
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Errr I didn't noooo:
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Someone from a few months ago ....that made a faux pas ....and now wants to correct it. 3 or 4 months later and purely with the same intent but packaged in a different way.
Um... why would you indulge this person...? Shrugs:
Keep up... that was 10 days ago......... noooo:
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Errr I didn't noooo:
Oh good... lol:
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Someone from a few months ago ....that made a faux pas ....and now wants to correct it. 3 or 4 months later and purely with the same intent but packaged in a different way.
Um... why would you indulge this person...? Shrugs:
Keep up... that was 10 days ago......... noooo:
I am in catch-up mode... redface:
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T y p e s l o w l y e v e r y o n e ~ B M c a n 't r e a d t h a t q u i c k l y. whistle:
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Or at all without his specs... lol: