The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Nick on July 17, 2011, 08:49:06 PM
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I have told Miss D, so I may as well share it redface:
I was woken up at 3.00 a.m. today by the Fench gerl cloud9: in the next room complaining about my snoring redface:
The door banging also woke my immediate neighbours who were also guests at the same party redface:
I was still so pissed I invited her in redface:
I had to disguise myself at breakfast redface:
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I wasn't going to tell anyone ...I am discreet whistle:
However ...you daft muppet lol:
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DId you mean discreet? whistle:
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That's what I said whistle:
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Did she take you up on the invite with a view to stop you snoring? eyes:
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noooo: sad24:
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She'd rather bang the door than him lol:
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sad32:
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She'd rather bang the door than him lol:
lol: lol: lol:
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Is Growler deaf rubschin:
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Rohypnol rubschin:
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SHe would't have needed it noooo: I had collapso poisoning redface:
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I was thinking more for Growler if he had to sleep in your place under the same sort of duress...either that or a tranquilizer dart noooo:
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Growler reported hearing nothing. I think the French bird was making it up rubschin:
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Growler reported hearing nothing. I think the French bird was making it up rubschin:
He was prolly in hibernation, she was looking to make up for all those years the French have had it in for us.
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Growler reported hearing nothing. I think the French bird was making it up rubschin:
Pray tell everyone please. How do you actually hear NOTHING?
In my werld, you either hear summat, or you don't actually hear ANYTHING.
I didn't actually report any such thing btw. noooo:
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I just remembered this one!! Two of the party goers were staying in Glastonbury ::)
At SUnday breakfast the New Age couple at the next table were discussing their crystal buying expedition ::)
SUddenly the bloke produced a WAND he had bought the previous day and pointed it at the wuman without warning. SHe reeled back in her chair and said:
"I felt the power of that" noooo: noooo: noooo:
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lol: lol: lol:
Did it poke her in the eye ? lol:
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Growler reported hearing nothing. I think the French bird was making it up rubschin:
Pray tell everyone please. How do you actually hear NOTHING?
In my werld, you either hear summat, or you don't actually hear ANYTHING.
I didn't actually report any such thing btw. noooo:
Question nonechenantly dismissed, ignored and avoided by rambling off onto some other random nonsense hoping I wouldn't notice, so obviously I'm correct and you are guilty as charged. whistle:
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....and you ate guilty as charged.
As well as your cake?
noooo:
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....and you ate guilty as charged.
As well as your cake?
noooo:
That was actually admitted, so he found himself guilty on that one.
Suitable punishment WILL be issued upon my next visit however. eveilgrin:
Anyway,UM has requested that I stop rattling on about THE CAKE now as I''ve obviously become boring. whistle:
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SHe sent choccy hob nobs too. I finished those off last night redface:
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....and you ate guilty as charged.
As well as your cake?
noooo:
That was actually admitted, so he found himself guilty on that one.
Suitable punishment WILL be issued upon my next visit however. eveilgrin:
Anyway,UM has requested that I stop rattling on about THE CAKE now as I''ve obviously become boring. whistle:
PM me an address, there is more cake. ;)
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Oh Miss C what have you done lol:
Prepare for pm box overload scared2:
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Anyway,UM has requested that I stop rattling on about THE CAKE now as I''ve obviously become boring. whistle:
Not boring, more obsessed. ;)
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I just remembered this one!! Two of the party goers were staying in Glastonbury ::)
At SUnday breakfast the New Age couple at the next table were discussing their crystal buying expedition ::)
SUddenly the bloke produced a WAND he had bought the previous day and pointed it at the wuman without warning. SHe reeled back in her chair and said:
"I felt the power of that" noooo: noooo: noooo:
He probably kicked her under the table.
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....and you ate guilty as charged.
As well as your cake?
noooo:
That was actually admitted, so he found himself guilty on that one.
Suitable punishment WILL be issued upon my next visit however. eveilgrin:
Anyway,UM has requested that I stop rattling on about THE CAKE now as I''ve obviously become boring. whistle:
PM me an address, there is more cake. ;)
You ARE such a sweetie pie Miss C, you really are. cloud9:
This is exactly why I luv you sssssssso much angel1...friendly sort of respecrtful luv that is, not snoggy type luv with tungs and slobbery nonsense type stuff type thing stuff with comitments...apart from dealing with my obsessive CAKE luv and constant desire overwhelming problem. noooo:
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....and you ate guilty as charged.
As well as your cake?
noooo:
That was actually admitted, so he found himself guilty on that one.
Suitable punishment WILL be issued upon my next visit however. eveilgrin:
Anyway,UM has requested that I stop rattling on about THE CAKE now as I''ve obviously become boring. whistle:
PM me an address, there is more cake. ;)
You ARE such a sweetie pie Miss C, you really are. cloud9:
This is exactly why I luv you sssssssso much angel1...friendly sort of respecrtful luv that is, not snoggy type luv with tungs and slobbery nonsense type stuff type thing stuff with comitments...apart from dealing with my obsessive CAKE luv and constant desire overwhelming problem. noooo:
Obsessed I tells ya, obsessed ;)