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Title: How long has Miss D got?
Post by: tel on July 19, 2011, 03:17:29 PM: Mrs Tel's cousin has just become a granny.
Her cousin is 48, her daughter is 21.

Time is ticking for Miss D. lol:
Title: Re: How long has Miss D got?
Post by: apc2010 on July 19, 2011, 03:19:00 PM: Granny D does have a ring to it ........ rubschin:
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Post by: Nick on July 19, 2011, 03:21:09 PM: A babby cloud9:

My mother was a granny at 41 eeek:
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Post by: Snoopy on July 19, 2011, 03:24:56 PM: Mine was a granny at 38 but she never knew. whistle:
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 19, 2011, 03:56:35 PM: You can feck right off ......not for years yet if ever lol:
Title: Re: How long has Miss D got?
Post by: apc2010 on July 19, 2011, 03:58:05 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on July 19, 2011, 03:56:35 PM
You can feck right off ......not for years yet if ever lol:

Well you have done your bit ........ whistle:
Title: Re: How long has Miss D got?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 19, 2011, 03:58:49 PM: I thought you were predicting my demise sad24:
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Post by: Nick on July 19, 2011, 04:08:52 PM: Can you knit??
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Post by: Darwins Selection on July 19, 2011, 04:17:44 PM: Quote from: Nick on July 19, 2011, 04:08:52 PM
Can you knit??

The Womens Monthly cock-sock pattern doesn't go down to your size I'm afraid.
Title: Re: How long has Miss D got?
Post by: Nick on July 19, 2011, 04:23:51 PM: Too much wool, eh?
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Post by: Grumpmeister on July 19, 2011, 04:34:00 PM: Quote from: Darwins Selection on July 19, 2011, 04:17:44 PM
Quote from: Nick on July 19, 2011, 04:08:52 PM
Can you knit??

The Womens Monthly cock-sock pattern doesn't go down to your size I'm afraid.

They could always try knitting with a needle and thread, should be able to make it small enough then. whistle:
Title: Re: How long has Miss D got?
Post by: tel on July 19, 2011, 04:36:23 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on July 19, 2011, 03:58:49 PM
I thought you were predicting my demise sad24:
No, just when you will be joining SAGA. (Send A Granny Away) razz:
Title: Re: How long has Miss D got?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 19, 2011, 04:55:37 PM: So you don't want me to die just go far, far away rubschin:

I'm detecting a theme sad24:
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Post by: The Moan Ranger on July 19, 2011, 05:02:56 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on July 19, 2011, 04:55:37 PM
So you don't want me to die just go far, far away rubschin:

I'm detecting a theme sad24:

You'll always have a place at Gatwick should you wish. I'll let you sit in me Mulag... happy100
Title: Re: How long has Miss D got?
Post by: GROWLER on July 19, 2011, 05:03:25 PM: Quote from: Nick on July 19, 2011, 04:08:52 PM
Can you knit??

More importantly, can you BAKE? cloud9:
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 19, 2011, 05:04:33 PM: Thanks TMR .....I think lol:
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Post by: The Moan Ranger on July 19, 2011, 05:08:37 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on July 19, 2011, 05:04:33 PM
Thanks TMR .....I think lol:

http://www.autoevolution.com/trucks/mulag-comet-12-2006.html (http://www.autoevolution.com/trucks/mulag-comet-12-2006.html)
Title: Re: How long has Miss D got?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 19, 2011, 05:09:28 PM: Packs a big engine up front then ;)
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Post by: Just One More on July 19, 2011, 05:11:03 PM: I was 39 when I became a grandad eeek: Hard to believe that the little darling became a teenager nearly three weeks ago eeek: eeek: eeek:
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 19, 2011, 05:13:22 PM: :lalalala

Not gonna happen to me
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Post by: Nick on July 19, 2011, 05:16:46 PM: A Grandbabby cloud9:

By all accounts it will be born with acne and a hoody noooo:
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Post by: Baldy on July 19, 2011, 06:16:50 PM: Quote from: Nick on July 19, 2011, 05:16:46 PM
A Grandbabby cloud9:

By all accounts it will be born with acne and a hoody noooo:

lol: lol: lol: noooo:
Title: Re: How long has Miss D got?
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 19, 2011, 08:43:46 PM: I was 45 when I be came a grandmother, now there are three of the little things. The youngest being about 10 days old and ginger. noooo:
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Post by: Baldy on July 20, 2011, 05:45:37 AM: Quote from: Miss Creant on July 19, 2011, 08:43:46 PM
I was 45 when I be came a grandmother, now there are three of the little things. The youngest being about 10 days old and ginger. noooo:

happy100
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Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 20, 2011, 06:58:41 AM: Thanks Baldy I am knitting a wig. It will be lovely. razz:
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Post by: Baldy on July 20, 2011, 07:06:48 AM: Quote from: Miss Creant on July 20, 2011, 06:58:41 AM
Thanks Baldy I am knitting a wig. It will be lovely. razz:

You could knit a Rasta hat for Miss D's grandchild when you have finished your wig.
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 20, 2011, 07:12:12 AM: Very kind I'm sure .....but really no need I have plenty lol:
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Post by: barmisspah? on July 20, 2011, 12:01:21 PM: 55 for me - I put the fear of God in mine not to make me a Grandmother before I was ready. ;D
Still wasn't but wouldn't change them for the world now.