The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: GROWLER on July 21, 2011, 05:05:24 PM
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I'm possibly going to Nut'eds of Nottingham again the weekend after next, meaning a week this coming Saturday.
He's 'avin a bonfire on his patio and burning some burgers or summat apparently.
The guest list consists of a retired college principle, a retired History lecturer and possibly someone called Brian who may be slightly disabled with a dry sense of humour cloud9: from the DWP or summat. confused:
Me, being a 'country' boy with a degree only in dopiness is therefore a tad worried that I'm going to be a bit out of me depth in the conversations dept. sad32:
Advice, apart from DON'T go? Shrugs:
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They all drink like fish angel1
ANyhoo, Miss C is invited cloud9:
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They all drink like fish angel1
ANyhoo, Miss C is invited cloud9:
So? Shrugs:
You eat like a pig, but that doesn't make you any easier to converse with.
Miss C, my pet VP Kitten is coming too!?? cloud9:
Will she be bringing me CAKE 2 do you think? cloud9:
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Growler upsets MIss D noooo:
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Growler upsets MIss D noooo:
Ey? confused:
She's my pet Chicky.
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SHall I invite her too?
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Advice eh rubschin:
Go and enjoy yourself. You aren't half as daft as you like to think.
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SHall I invite her too?
Yea, and the pissed up pikey too! happy088
We could 'ave a seperate party like!
I'd better have me annual shower early p;raps? rubschin:
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Tipsy is all mine eveilgrin: eveilgrin:
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Advice eh rubschin:
Go and enjoy yourself. You aren't half as daft as you like to think.
Really? You think?
I'll go an 'ave a werd with meself then p'taps? rubschin:
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Does Tipsy know she is yours Nick ? happy001 happy001 happy001
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Oh yes angel1
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As Tesco's sales of Kleenex in their Nottingham Branch will prove whistle:
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SHe must bring her fluffy socks though.
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SHe must bring her fluffy socks though.
You seem to know quite a bit about her like ey? rubschin:
Is she fit like the other two too? rubschin:
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SHe has thighs eyes:
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Presumably to stop her arse dragging on the ground razz:
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Advice eh rubschin:
Go and enjoy yourself. You aren't half as daft as you like to think.
Anyway, it's not that I think I'm daft like, it's just knowing how to conduct meself amd what to say in front of obviously highly intelligen guys like (except Nick naturally) ...that's worrying me.
They make talk posh and ask me questions about high brow type educationally type stuff, and II'll end up looking like a great big tit.
I WAS dim and useless at scooo hell. cry:
Anyway, I don't want to put me big paw in it and cause a embarrasment, talking utter shite like wot I/we do's in 'ere
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I will put you in charge of hte BBQ you great furry oaf
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Presumably to stop her arse dragging on the ground razz:
Most excellent!! +1 happy088
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I will put you in charge of hte BBQ you great furry oaf
Oh I see, so now I'm going to be treated like a gOAFer then am I? evil:
Does being in charge of a BBQ get me out of having to converse then like? ::)
Could you tell them I'm deaf and dumb like? rubschin:
THAT could actually be quite entertaining come to think of it. rubschin:
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I could tie you to the BBQ with a rope rubschin:
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I could tie you to the BBQ with a rope rubschin:
...and I could punch yer ferkin'lights out too! happy088
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I could tie you to the BBQ with a rope rubschin:
...and I could punch yer ferkin'lights out too! happy088
Is someone taking a camcorder to this event by any chance? lol:
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I could tie you to the BBQ with a rope rubschin:
...and I could punch yer ferkin'lights out too! happy088
Is someone taking a camcorder to this event by any chance? lol:
Cracker! happy088
You're invited now too...as the camera man. ;)
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I have made many puddings angel1
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I have made many puddings angel1
All being kept at the P.O sorting office until the party's over like, then a quick trip down there to scoff the lot, bloody raging ginger pot bellied pig. whistle:
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I have made many puddings angel1
What sort of puddings btw? rubschin:
I quite like puddings, but not rice ones. sick2:
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SUmmer puddings with strawberries and Ice cream and stuff
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SUmmer puddings with strawberries and Ice cream and stuff
...and you've made them ALREADY? eeek:
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In my freezer angel1
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Advice eh rubschin:
Go and enjoy yourself. You aren't half as daft as you like to think.
Anyway, it's not that I think I'm daft like, it's just knowing how to conduct meself amd what to say in front of obviously highly intelligen guys like (except Nick naturally) ...that's worrying me.
They make talk posh and ask me questions about high brow type educationally type stuff, and II'll end up looking like a great big tit.
I WAS dim and useless at scooo hell. cry:
Anyway, I don't want to put me big paw in it and cause a embarrasment, talking utter shite like wot I/we do's in 'ere
Just introduce Miss C as your personal Master Baker, they'll be lost for words after that ;)
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SHe must bring her fluffy socks though.
You seem to know quite a bit about her like ey? rubschin:
Is she fit like the other two too? rubschin:
Did anybody just hear an owl?
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drumroll:
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drumroll:
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SHe must bring her fluffy socks though.
You seem to know quite a bit about her like ey? rubschin:
Is she fit like the other two too? rubschin:
Finger: evil:
Did anybody just hear an owl?
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Go and enjoy yourself. I might take you under my wing and feed you tiny bits of the most delicious cake imaginable. ;D
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Go and enjoy yourself. I might take you under my wing and feed you tiny bits of the most delicious cake imaginable. ;D
You comin' over too then? eeek:
WITH CAKE TOO?!! cloud9:
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I have thighs and an EMO hairdo this morning, hairdryer chose to shut down but I ve only done one half. Why do I know I am going to regret this post? noooo:
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I have thighs and an EMO hairdo this morning, hairdryer chose to shut down but I ve only done one half. Why do I know I am going to regret this post? noooo:
Top tip:
Shave your thighs and do away with the hairdrier altogether. ;)
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