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Title: Out of my depth?
Post by: GROWLER on July 21, 2011, 05:05:24 PM
I'm possibly going to Nut'eds of Nottingham again the weekend after next, meaning a week this coming Saturday.
He's 'avin a bonfire on his patio and burning some burgers or summat apparently.

The guest list consists of a retired college principle, a retired History lecturer and possibly someone called Brian who may be slightly disabled with a dry sense of humour  cloud9: from the DWP or summat. confused:

Me, being a 'country' boy with a degree only in dopiness is therefore a tad worried that I'm going to be a bit out of me depth in the conversations dept. sad32:

Advice, apart from DON'T go? Shrugs:
Title: Re: Out of my depth?
Post by: Nick on July 21, 2011, 05:08:44 PM
They all drink like fish  angel1

ANyhoo, Miss C is invited  cloud9:
Title: Re: Out of my depth?
Post by: GROWLER on July 21, 2011, 05:17:15 PM
They all drink like fish  angel1

ANyhoo, Miss C is invited  cloud9:

So?  Shrugs:

You eat like a pig, but that doesn't make you any easier to converse with.

Miss C, my pet VP Kitten is coming too!?? cloud9:

Will she be bringing me CAKE 2 do you think? cloud9:
Title: Re: Out of my depth?
Post by: Nick on July 21, 2011, 05:21:08 PM
Growler upsets MIss D noooo:
Title: Re: Out of my depth?
Post by: GROWLER on July 21, 2011, 05:27:07 PM
Growler upsets MIss D noooo:

Ey?  confused:

She's my pet Chicky.
Title: Re: Out of my depth?
Post by: Nick on July 21, 2011, 05:28:42 PM
SHall I invite her too?
Title: Re: Out of my depth?
Post by: Snoopy on July 21, 2011, 05:32:09 PM
Advice eh  rubschin:

Go and enjoy yourself. You aren't half as daft as you like to think.
Title: Re: Out of my depth?
Post by: GROWLER on July 21, 2011, 05:33:07 PM
SHall I invite her too?

Yea, and the pissed up pikey too! happy088
We could 'ave a seperate party like!

I'd better have me annual shower early p;raps? rubschin:
Title: Re: Out of my depth?
Post by: Nick on July 21, 2011, 05:35:53 PM
Tipsy is all mine  eveilgrin: eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Out of my depth?
Post by: GROWLER on July 21, 2011, 05:37:30 PM
Advice eh  rubschin:

Go and enjoy yourself. You aren't half as daft as you like to think.

Really? You think?

I'll go an 'ave a werd with meself then p'taps?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Out of my depth?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 21, 2011, 05:59:26 PM
Does Tipsy know she is yours Nick ?  happy001 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Out of my depth?
Post by: Nick on July 21, 2011, 06:01:37 PM
Oh yes  angel1
Title: Re: Out of my depth?
Post by: Snoopy on July 21, 2011, 06:02:29 PM
As Tesco's sales of Kleenex in their Nottingham Branch will prove  whistle:
Title: Re: Out of my depth?
Post by: Nick on July 21, 2011, 06:04:57 PM
SHe must bring her fluffy socks though.
Title: Re: Out of my depth?
Post by: GROWLER on July 21, 2011, 06:06:14 PM
SHe must bring her fluffy socks though.

You seem to know quite a bit about her like ey? rubschin:

Is she fit like the other two too? rubschin:
Title: Re: Out of my depth?
Post by: Nick on July 21, 2011, 06:07:47 PM
SHe has thighs  eyes:
Title: Re: Out of my depth?
Post by: Snoopy on July 21, 2011, 06:10:18 PM
Presumably to stop her arse dragging on the ground  razz:
Title: Re: Out of my depth?
Post by: GROWLER on July 21, 2011, 06:12:25 PM
Advice eh  rubschin:

Go and enjoy yourself. You aren't half as daft as you like to think.

Anyway, it's not that I think I'm daft like, it's just knowing how to conduct meself amd what to say in front of obviously highly intelligen guys like (except Nick naturally) ...that's worrying me.
They make talk posh and ask me questions about high brow type educationally type stuff, and II'll end up looking like a great big tit.
I WAS dim and useless at scooo hell. cry:
Anyway, I don't want to put me big paw in it and cause a embarrasment, talking utter shite like wot I/we do's in 'ere
Title: Re: Out of my depth?
Post by: Nick on July 21, 2011, 06:13:14 PM
I will put you in charge of hte BBQ you great furry oaf
Title: Re: Out of my depth?
Post by: GROWLER on July 21, 2011, 06:14:50 PM
Presumably to stop her arse dragging on the ground  razz:

Most excellent!! +1 happy088
Title: Re: Out of my depth?
Post by: GROWLER on July 21, 2011, 06:17:07 PM
I will put you in charge of hte BBQ you great furry oaf

Oh I see, so now I'm going to be treated like a gOAFer then am I? evil:

Does being in charge of a BBQ get me out of having to converse then like? ::)

Could you tell them I'm deaf and dumb like? rubschin:

THAT could actually be quite entertaining come to think of it. rubschin:
Title: Re: Out of my depth?
Post by: Nick on July 21, 2011, 06:17:55 PM
I could tie you to the BBQ with a rope  rubschin:
Title: Re: Out of my depth?
Post by: GROWLER on July 21, 2011, 06:18:55 PM
I could tie you to the BBQ with a rope  rubschin:

...and I could punch yer ferkin'lights out too! happy088
Title: Re: Out of my depth?
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 21, 2011, 06:22:16 PM
I could tie you to the BBQ with a rope  rubschin:

...and I could punch yer ferkin'lights out too! happy088

Is someone taking a camcorder to this event by any chance?  lol:
Title: Re: Out of my depth?
Post by: GROWLER on July 21, 2011, 06:24:59 PM
I could tie you to the BBQ with a rope  rubschin:

...and I could punch yer ferkin'lights out too! happy088

Is someone taking a camcorder to this event by any chance?  lol:

Cracker! happy088

You're invited now too...as the camera man. ;)
Title: Re: Out of my depth?
Post by: Nick on July 21, 2011, 06:28:13 PM
I have made many puddings  angel1
Title: Re: Out of my depth?
Post by: GROWLER on July 21, 2011, 06:39:09 PM
I have made many puddings  angel1

All being kept at the P.O sorting office until the party's over like, then a quick trip down there to scoff the lot, bloody raging ginger pot bellied pig. whistle:
Title: Re: Out of my depth?
Post by: GROWLER on July 21, 2011, 06:42:24 PM
I have made many puddings  angel1

What sort of puddings btw? rubschin:
I quite like puddings, but not rice ones. sick2:
Title: Re: Out of my depth?
Post by: Nick on July 21, 2011, 06:43:41 PM
SUmmer puddings with strawberries and Ice cream and stuff
Title: Re: Out of my depth?
Post by: GROWLER on July 21, 2011, 07:01:16 PM
SUmmer puddings with strawberries and Ice cream and stuff

...and you've made them ALREADY? eeek:

Title: Re: Out of my depth?
Post by: Nick on July 21, 2011, 07:06:36 PM
In my freezer  angel1
Title: Re: Out of my depth?
Post by: Just One More on July 21, 2011, 07:17:30 PM
Advice eh  rubschin:

Go and enjoy yourself. You aren't half as daft as you like to think.

Anyway, it's not that I think I'm daft like, it's just knowing how to conduct meself amd what to say in front of obviously highly intelligen guys like (except Nick naturally) ...that's worrying me.
They make talk posh and ask me questions about high brow type educationally type stuff, and II'll end up looking like a great big tit.
I WAS dim and useless at scooo hell. cry:
Anyway, I don't want to put me big paw in it and cause a embarrasment, talking utter shite like wot I/we do's in 'ere

Just introduce Miss C as your personal Master Baker, they'll be lost for words after that  ;)
Title: Re: Out of my depth?
Post by: Just One More on July 21, 2011, 07:30:18 PM
SHe must bring her fluffy socks though.

You seem to know quite a bit about her like ey? rubschin:

Is she fit like the other two too? rubschin:

Did anybody just hear an owl?
Title: Re: Out of my depth?
Post by: Snoopy on July 21, 2011, 07:31:35 PM
 drumroll:
Title: Re: Out of my depth?
Post by: Nick on July 21, 2011, 07:31:47 PM
 drumroll:
Title: Re: Out of my depth?
Post by: GROWLER on July 21, 2011, 07:38:16 PM
SHe must bring her fluffy socks though.

You seem to know quite a bit about her like ey? rubschin:

Is she fit like the other two too? rubschin:

 Finger:  evil:
Did anybody just hear an owl?
Title: Re: Out of my depth?
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 21, 2011, 09:42:41 PM
Go and enjoy yourself. I might take you under my wing and feed you tiny bits of the most delicious cake imaginable. ;D
Title: Re: Out of my depth?
Post by: GROWLER on July 21, 2011, 09:45:51 PM
Go and enjoy yourself. I might take you under my wing and feed you tiny bits of the most delicious cake imaginable. ;D

You comin' over too then? eeek:
WITH CAKE TOO?!!  cloud9:

Title: Re: Out of my depth?
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on July 22, 2011, 06:01:10 AM
I have thighs and an EMO hairdo this morning, hairdryer chose to shut down but I ve only done one half.  Why do I know I am going to regret this post?  noooo:
Title: Re: Out of my depth?
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 22, 2011, 07:45:29 AM
I have thighs and an EMO hairdo this morning, hairdryer chose to shut down but I ve only done one half.  Why do I know I am going to regret this post?  noooo:

Top tip:

Shave your thighs and do away with the hairdrier altogether.  ;)
Title: Re: Out of my depth?
Post by: Nick on July 22, 2011, 07:51:06 AM
 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 scared: