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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: The Moan Ranger on July 28, 2011, 02:54:38 AM
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As you know I am staying at my brothers, while he is on holiday.
There was a knock on the door at 12.20 and stupidly I opened it. Three hooded men burst in, smashed me over the head pinned me down with a knife to my throat and then ransacked the house.
I've just got back from hospital and the police are gathering evidence. The house is trashed.
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Feck Moi. eeek: eeek:
Not really having a lot of luck at the moment.
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OMG ! Times 2 this week !!!
Are you ok? ....how much trauma can 1 person cope with in 1 week eeek:
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What an exciting life you lead! eeek:
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We are going to have to organise a round the clock VP personal security service to ensure your safety until the end of this dire week noooo:
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Nine stitches in my head, otherwise fine - just shaken.
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How long did you leave the dog alone for this time ??? lol:
and presumably it's bark was worse than it's bite .... ;)
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9 More stitches eh? You must look like a fecking tapestry! noooo:
Do take more care (or more water with it) fella.
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The bloody dogs ran upstairs and hid under a bed. Bastards!
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No loyalty with mutts these days noooo:
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Did they take much or just trash the place?
What colour were they?
Wot's your brother say?
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You're having helluva week TMR. Hate to say it, but they come in threes
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There's more to come! eeek:
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They took my laptop, my brother's laptop, smashed the safe off the wall and took that - I haven't been into my brothers bedroom yet, but I assume all the wife's jewellry has gone. And more - don't know what though, it's not my house.
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All 3 were black - bruv doesn't know yet.
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No more to come ...I think he's had enough bad luck and misfortune for all of us noooo:
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He ain't gonna be happy .... and I guess his missus will have hysterics. noooo:
Still so long as you're ok.
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Just checked their bedroom - trashed. Also checked my 16 year old nephew's - can't tell if it's been trashed or not!
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Don't think his new house sitting business has much longevity about it lol:
I'm sure his bruv & SIL will just be relieved he is ok .....after all it easily could have been them noooo:.
It also could have been much worse. Absolute scum like that don't give a f***. Bastards evil:
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eeek: Good grief man what is it with you and mis-haps. Another traumatic experience for you, glad you are OK though. happy100
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psst Miss C - I think TMR and Miss-Haps were trying to keep it quiet
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lol: lol: lol:
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Bloody hell eeek:
What else can possibly go wrong?
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Just checked their bedroom - trashed. Also checked my 16 year old nephew's - can't tell if it's been trashed or not!
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When's the feature filum due out then? whistle:
Glad you're ok.
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eeek: It has certainly been a week to remember, bad luck old chap.
Did they say 'Hello again Mr TMR' in Casualty?
I never thought I would say this, but you might be safer in Nottingham for a while. scared2:
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scared2:
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Bloody hell TMR - you need a break in the sunshine mate... ;)
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They were definitely after the cars - after they pinned me down they kept asking for the keys - but I had no idea where they were.
Then they went though the house. When they found the safe it was knife in throat time again asking for the combination. I don't know it!
Eventually they smashed it off the wall and that's when they left.
Bruv has now been informed - he's back midnight Saturday and guess who will probably be unloading his bags 8)
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Um, how did bruv take it, like scared2:
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What a week............ eeek:
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What a week............ eeek:
And it is only Thursday! Popcorn:
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Um, how did bruv take it, like scared2:
He was very quiet - don't think it's really hit home yet.
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Um, how did bruv take it, like scared2:
He was very quiet - don't think it's really hit home yet.
Secretly glad you were there and not him and Mrs Bruv I expect.
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At least with TMR we know they are not just tall stories..... whistle:
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At least with TMR we know they are not just tall stories..... whistle:
drumroll:
lol: lol: lol:
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At least with TMR we know they are not just tall stories..... whistle:
Heaven forbid like, but could you just imagine the tale if it had happened to Nick?!! eeek:
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And when are you arriving anyway. This CAKE is getting a bit tempting whistle:
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Did I ever tell you about Growler Towers being breached last October when brain dead Billy broke in and searched the place downstairs until he found the keys to me car, but me then fortunately dsiturbing the spotty oinky life wasting twat as he was trying to escape in it. Angry9:
Took one look at me and gave it fast toes down the road. evil:
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Perfectly understandable angel1
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And when are you arriving anyway. This CAKE is getting a bit tempting whistle:
If it's still flourless, you can 'ave it. sick2:
Don't be trying to palm off other weird food stuffs on me either you eejit.
I like basic simple edible tasty filling grub. cloud9:
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There is a mhoosive cottage pie awaiting you, summer puddings and of course the BBQ angel1
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At least with TMR we know they are not just tall stories..... whistle:
Heaven forbid like, but could you just imagine the tale if it had happened to Nick?!! eeek:
He would have stood too near the platform edge and been sucked off when the train went past.
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Drops trousers and shouts "Come ON Train!"
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Drops trousers and shouts "Come ON Train!"
Lisa/Rastus joke. Circa 1965 ;)
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Um, how did bruv take it, like scared2:
He was very quiet - don't think it's really hit home yet.
Not much of the home left to hit surely scared2:
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Drops trousers and shouts "Come ON Train!"
Lisa/Rastus joke. Circa 1965 ;)
That's the one!! happy088
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Um, how did bruv take it, like scared2:
He was very quiet - don't think it's really hit home yet.
Not much of the home left to hit surely scared2:
Just found out that the safe they stole contained a spare set of front door keys...
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Insurance company will pay for lock changes. Get on the job quick!!
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Insurance company will pay for lock changes. Get on the job quick!!
It's in hand.
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Meanwhile, you could untrash the 16 year old boy's bedroom. Top tip: wear gloves and breathing apparatus
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Um, how did bruv take it, like scared2:
He was very quiet - don't think it's really hit home yet.
Not much of the home left to hit surely scared2:
Just found out that the safe they stole contained a spare set of front door keys...
A safe, JUST to store spare front door keys in? confused:
Souns like a Nickism to me that.
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Um, how did bruv take it, like scared2:
He was very quiet - don't think it's really hit home yet.
Not much of the home left to hit surely scared2:
Just found out that the safe they stole contained a spare set of front door keys...
A safe, JUST to store spare front door keys in? confused:
Souns like a Nickism to me that.
I don't think he said "Just to store the spare front door keys in" noooo:
Seems to me to be an obvious place to keep spare car and door keys safely ... along with passports, insurance docs, jewellery and other valuables.
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Seems I didn't hoover up all the broken glass, as my right foot can now testifty to evil:
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happy100
Bet you can't wait for this week to be over noooo:
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happy100
Bet you can't wait for this week to be over noooo:
Indeed. I always said rent week crippled me!
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No laughing at the shaved head!
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Ouch !
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Ouch !
Wot she sed. eeek:
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You poor bugger, at least with you around the rest of us are safe.
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Has the dog re-emerged yet rubschin:
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No laughing at the shaved head!
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Bit o' T Cut'll soon sort that out.
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Admin......... is he on my bingo card ........... rubschin:
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Admin......... is he on my bingo card ........... rubschin:
No, he is on mine tho.... cloud9:
Now... redface:
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It's no surprise none of us are in any of the caring professions is it noooo:
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It's no surprise none of us are in any of the caring professions is it noooo:
Isn't Nick taking Growler caving?
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It's no surprise none of us are in any of the caring professions is it noooo:
Isn't Nick taking Growler caving?
I believe that was the plan but which one is looking after the other isn't clear.
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And now the swelling - I look like a bleedin' Klingon!
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Prolly a good thing you're not in front line customer service happy100
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Bet no one troubles you at the moment though eh ;)
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And now the swelling - I look like a bleedin' Klingon!
Heghlu'meH QaQ jajvam
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No "recognised" fingerprints have been found.
However, when I unpacked my bag yesterday I found my BlackBerry charger. Then I found a Nokia charger. No-one in that house has a Nokia. Wonder if one of the burglars dropped it?