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Title: Over packaging
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 30, 2011, 04:56:44 PM: I know we have discussed this before but I feel the need to vent noooo:

The Brat needed some 'kit' for Air Cadets ...now having gone to Army Surplus stores on stuff to check out the prices it was still coming out at nearly £150

One of her officers recommended some web site and so we had a look on there ordered the jacket, trousers, t shirts, belts and boots ...£60 plus P & P cloud9:

The package arrived today .

Well not so much of a package more of a second home eeek:

FFS the box was about 5 ft tall eeek: To open it I had to use tools as my sheer brute strength was not curling an edge of the nuclear sealed cardboard eeek:

When finally opened the garments were sitting there lonely at the bottom surrounded by enough space to build an adventure playground noooo:

I have just tried to tear the box up to make it acceptable for the recycling fascists to collect. Jeeezzzz I feel like a have done a whole workout ....mental Banghead
Title: Re: Over packaging
Post by: apc2010 on July 30, 2011, 05:00:14 PM: Have a voddy............and claim down .............why didn't the Brat do it..... rubschin:
Title: Re: Over packaging
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 30, 2011, 05:02:07 PM: She has been out and had her 'nails done' today Banghead Banghead Banghead
Title: Re: Over packaging
Post by: apc2010 on July 30, 2011, 05:06:01 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on July 30, 2011, 05:02:07 PM
She has been out and had her 'nails done' today Banghead Banghead Banghead

Maybe she could tell where ............yours must be a right mess after all that ............ whistle:
Title: Re: Over packaging
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 30, 2011, 05:07:26 PM: They could still scratch your eyes out 8)
Title: Re: Over packaging
Post by: Misty on July 30, 2011, 05:09:56 PM: Why is she having her nails done to go on an air cadets trip? They will be selling false eyelashes and french micure kits at the army surplus store next. noooo:
Title: Re: Over packaging
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 30, 2011, 05:11:48 PM: The trip is not for a while ....there is much socialising and hanging out with yer mates to do before then ::) ::) ::)
Title: Re: Over packaging
Post by: Misty on July 30, 2011, 05:12:21 PM: Ahh, I see. Was kinda thinking........

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Title: Re: Over packaging
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 30, 2011, 05:16:44 PM: Is that BM ? lol:
Title: Re: Over packaging
Post by: Misty on July 30, 2011, 05:21:17 PM: Oh noooooes, much too manly for him.

These are his.....

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Title: Re: Over packaging
Post by: Misty on July 30, 2011, 05:22:37 PM: Although, he has a mega clean up on his hands this weekend before LL gets home. bet he's chipped a few by now.
Title: Re: Over packaging
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 30, 2011, 05:24:07 PM: LL has just posted on Facebook that she is on her way home.....the warning klaxon has been sounded lol:
Title: Re: Over packaging
Post by: Misty on July 30, 2011, 05:27:30 PM: happy001 happy001
No wonder we haven't heard from him today. Bet he's on his 4th pack of bin bags by now.

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Title: Re: Over packaging
Post by: Barman on July 31, 2011, 05:48:51 AM: redface:
Title: Re: Over packaging
Post by: Misty on July 31, 2011, 10:29:18 AM: Has the melon yet been dispersed of?
Title: Re: Over packaging
Post by: Barman on July 31, 2011, 10:33:05 AM: Quote from: miss Tchevious on July 31, 2011, 10:29:18 AM
Has the melon yet been dispersed of?

yesterday... redface:

Christus, how can a house get so filthy in just five weeks...? noooo:

I blame the cats! cussing:
Title: Re: Over packaging
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 31, 2011, 10:35:50 AM: Quote from: Barman on July 31, 2011, 10:33:05 AM
Quote from: miss Tchevious on July 31, 2011, 10:29:18 AM
Has the melon yet been dispersed of?

yesterday... redface:

Christus, how can a house get so filthy in just five weeks...? noooo:

I blame the cats! cussing:

LL won't. noooo:
Title: Re: Over packaging
Post by: Barman on July 31, 2011, 10:37:03 AM: Quote from: Darwins Selection on July 31, 2011, 10:35:50 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 31, 2011, 10:33:05 AM
Quote from: miss Tchevious on July 31, 2011, 10:29:18 AM
Has the melon yet been dispersed of?

yesterday... redface:

Christus, how can a house get so filthy in just five weeks...? noooo:

I blame the cats! cussing:

LL won't. noooo:

It will all be clean by the time she gets here like... whistle:
Title: Re: Over packaging
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 31, 2011, 10:38:58 AM: Quote from: Barman on July 31, 2011, 10:37:03 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on July 31, 2011, 10:35:50 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 31, 2011, 10:33:05 AM
Quote from: miss Tchevious on July 31, 2011, 10:29:18 AM
Has the melon yet been dispersed of?

yesterday... redface:

Christus, how can a house get so filthy in just five weeks...? noooo:

I blame the cats! cussing:

LL won't. noooo:

It will all be clean by the time she gets here like... whistle:

Except for the bit you missed, that she finds in the first 20 minutes.

Spank2:
Title: Re: Over packaging
Post by: Barman on July 31, 2011, 10:44:02 AM: Quote from: Darwins Selection on July 31, 2011, 10:38:58 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 31, 2011, 10:37:03 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on July 31, 2011, 10:35:50 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 31, 2011, 10:33:05 AM
Quote from: miss Tchevious on July 31, 2011, 10:29:18 AM
Has the melon yet been dispersed of?

yesterday... redface:

Christus, how can a house get so filthy in just five weeks...? noooo:

I blame the cats! cussing:

LL won't. noooo:

It will all be clean by the time she gets here like... whistle:

Except for the bit you missed, that she finds in the first 20 minutes.

Spank2:

Didn't take her that long the last time... I was sure I'd cleaned behind that door.... rubschin:
Title: Re: Over packaging
Post by: Snoopy on July 31, 2011, 10:48:36 AM: rubschin:

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YOU 'ORRIBLE LITTLE MAN!
Title: Re: Over packaging
Post by: Barman on July 31, 2011, 10:52:38 AM: Quote from: Snoopy on July 31, 2011, 10:48:36 AM
rubschin:

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YOU 'ORRIBLE LITTLE MAN!

Thass it.... noooo:
Title: Re: Over packaging
Post by: Snoopy on July 31, 2011, 11:02:46 AM: Top Tip: Buy lots of flowers and put a vase full in each room angel1

Oh and dust the blinds. They always find dust on the blinds.
Title: Re: Over packaging
Post by: Misty on July 31, 2011, 11:03:11 AM: So on LL's arrival she will find you quivering in a corner with a duster then?
Title: Re: Over packaging
Post by: Just One More on July 31, 2011, 11:04:58 AM: Quote from: Snoopy on July 31, 2011, 11:02:46 AM
Top Tip: Buy lots of flowers and put a vase full in each room angel1

Oh and dust the blinds. They always find dust on the blinds.

A single rose will do in the minema, don't want it to be too crowded in there whistle:
Title: Re: Over packaging
Post by: Barman on July 31, 2011, 11:06:45 AM: Quote from: miss Tchevious on July 31, 2011, 11:03:11 AM
So on LL's arrival she will find you quivering in a corner with a duster then?

Why would I be dusting the airport...? ::)
Title: Re: Over packaging
Post by: apc2010 on July 31, 2011, 11:15:00 AM: Quote from: Barman on July 31, 2011, 11:06:45 AM
Quote from: miss Tchevious on July 31, 2011, 11:03:11 AM
So on LL's arrival she will find you quivering in a corner with a duster then?

Why would I be dusting the wrong airport...? ::)

rubschin:
Title: Re: Over packaging
Post by: Misty on July 31, 2011, 11:16:07 AM: Quote from: Barman on July 31, 2011, 11:06:45 AM
Quote from: miss Tchevious on July 31, 2011, 11:03:11 AM
So on LL's arrival she will find you quivering in a corner with a duster then?

Why would I be dusting the airport...? ::)

Why would you be quivering in a corner?...'twas a joke....mong. ::)
Title: Re: Over packaging
Post by: Barman on July 31, 2011, 11:17:40 AM: Quote from: miss Tchevious on July 31, 2011, 11:16:07 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 31, 2011, 11:06:45 AM
Quote from: miss Tchevious on July 31, 2011, 11:03:11 AM
So on LL's arrival she will find you quivering in a corner with a duster then?

Why would I be dusting the airport...? ::)

Why would you be quivering in a corner?...'twas a joke....mong. ::)

Oh... a joke.... oh I see....

oh har... h, ho, ho.... hahahahahahahah... oh my sides.... oh I've soiled meself... happy002
Title: Re: Over packaging
Post by: Snoopy on July 31, 2011, 11:25:17 AM: Quote from: Barman on July 31, 2011, 11:17:40 AM
Quote from: miss Tchevious on July 31, 2011, 11:16:07 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 31, 2011, 11:06:45 AM
Quote from: miss Tchevious on July 31, 2011, 11:03:11 AM
So on LL's arrival she will find you quivering in a corner with a duster then?

Why would I be dusting the airport...? ::)

Why would you be quivering in a corner?...'twas a joke....mong. ::)

Oh... a joke.... oh I see....

oh har... h, ho, ho.... hahahahahahahah... oh my sides.... oh I've soiled meself... happy002

Blame the cats eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Over packaging
Post by: Barman on July 31, 2011, 11:29:53 AM: Quote from: Snoopy on July 31, 2011, 11:25:17 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 31, 2011, 11:17:40 AM
Quote from: miss Tchevious on July 31, 2011, 11:16:07 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 31, 2011, 11:06:45 AM
Quote from: miss Tchevious on July 31, 2011, 11:03:11 AM
So on LL's arrival she will find you quivering in a corner with a duster then?

Why would I be dusting the airport...? ::)

Why would you be quivering in a corner?...'twas a joke....mong. ::)

Oh... a joke.... oh I see....

oh har... h, ho, ho.... hahahahahahahah... oh my sides.... oh I've soiled meself... happy002

Blame the cats eveilgrin:

lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Over packaging
Post by: Misty on July 31, 2011, 11:35:37 AM: he always blames the cats. We know the truth. ;)
Title: Re: Over packaging
Post by: Barman on July 31, 2011, 11:39:52 AM: Quote from: miss Tchevious on July 31, 2011, 11:35:37 AM
he always blames the cats. We know the truth. ;)

redface:
Title: Re: Over packaging
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 31, 2011, 12:02:50 PM: Are your knuckles bleeding yet from scrubbing ?
Title: Re: Over packaging
Post by: apc2010 on July 31, 2011, 12:07:19 PM: Get a woman in.........
Title: Re: Over packaging
Post by: Barman on July 31, 2011, 12:26:02 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on July 31, 2011, 12:02:50 PM
Are your knuckles bleeding yet from scrubbing ?

Yes... sad24:
Title: Re: Over packaging
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 31, 2011, 12:48:23 PM: happy100

It helps to clasp them round a nice cold can of beer. Soothing like ;D
Title: Re: Over packaging
Post by: Misty on July 31, 2011, 12:50:19 PM: not my stella! cussing:
Title: Re: Over packaging
Post by: Snoopy on July 31, 2011, 12:51:24 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanor on July 31, 2011, 12:48:23 PM
happy100

It helps to clasp them round a nice cold can of beer. Soothing like ;D

noooo: Oh Noes!

Don't start him on the beer .... he has to be at the hairyport at 3am and LL will not appreciate him arriving stinking of beer.
Title: Re: Over packaging
Post by: Barman on July 31, 2011, 12:58:34 PM: Quote from: Snoopy on July 31, 2011, 12:51:24 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on July 31, 2011, 12:48:23 PM
happy100

It helps to clasp them round a nice cold can of beer. Soothing like ;D

noooo: Oh Noes!

Don't start him on the beer .... he has to be at the hairyport at 3am and LL will not appreciate him arriving stinking of beer.

^^^ wot he said ^^^ noooo:
Title: Re: Over packaging
Post by: apc2010 on July 31, 2011, 01:02:44 PM: Quote from: Barman on July 31, 2011, 12:58:34 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on July 31, 2011, 12:51:24 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on July 31, 2011, 12:48:23 PM
happy100

It helps to clasp them round a nice cold can of beer. Soothing like ;D

noooo: Oh Noes!

Don't start him on the beer .... he has to be at the hairyport at 3am and LL will not appreciate him arriving stinking of beer.

^^^ wot he said ^^^ noooo:

Have we got a under the thumb smiley........ rubschin:
Title: Re: Over packaging
Post by: Barman on July 31, 2011, 01:16:21 PM: Quote from: apc2010 on July 31, 2011, 01:02:44 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 31, 2011, 12:58:34 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on July 31, 2011, 12:51:24 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on July 31, 2011, 12:48:23 PM
happy100

It helps to clasp them round a nice cold can of beer. Soothing like ;D

noooo: Oh Noes!

Don't start him on the beer .... he has to be at the hairyport at 3am and LL will not appreciate him arriving stinking of beer.

^^^ wot he said ^^^ noooo:

Have we got a under the thumb smiley........ rubschin:

No, try this one instead... Finger:
Title: Re: Over packaging
Post by: Misty on July 31, 2011, 01:17:34 PM: point:
Title: Re: Over packaging
Post by: Just One More on April 22, 2020, 07:24:39 PM: It's about six weeks since I last had a haircut. Being folically challenged, there's not much to cut, but what is there has now reached the "sort it out" stage. So I ordered a trimmer (what could possibly go wrong) confused:

It arrived today, the box it was in is approx 8" x 6" x 2". Here's what it was delivered in. At least I won't be short of bog roll if I run out of the proper stuff ::)

(https://i.postimg.cc/2LYVtCC3/DSCN7225-2.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/2LYVtCC3)

(https://i.postimg.cc/4Kbyjmxt/DSCN7224-2.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/4Kbyjmxt)

(https://i.postimg.cc/GB1Jk8fs/DSCN7223-2.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/GB1Jk8fs)
Title: Re: Over packaging
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 22, 2020, 07:57:41 PM: lol: lol: lol:

Love the new garden path Shocked:
Title: Re: Over packaging
Post by: apc2010 on April 22, 2020, 08:00:00 PM: Quote from: Just One More on April 22, 2020, 07:24:39 PM
It's about six weeks since I last had a haircut. Being folically challenged, there's not much to cut, but what is there has now reached the "sort it out" stage. So I ordered a trimmer (what could possibly go wrong) confused:

It arrived today, the box it was in is approx 8" x 6" x 2". Here's what it was delivered in. At least I won't be short of bog roll if I run out of the proper stuff ::)

(https://i.postimg.cc/2LYVtCC3/DSCN7225-2.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/2LYVtCC3)

(https://i.postimg.cc/4Kbyjmxt/DSCN7224-2.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/4Kbyjmxt)

(https://i.postimg.cc/GB1Jk8fs/DSCN7223-2.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/GB1Jk8fs)

Post it to Greta... Thumbs:
Title: Re: Over packaging
Post by: Steve on April 22, 2020, 08:27:35 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanour on April 22, 2020, 07:57:41 PM
lol: lol: lol:

Love the new garden path Shocked:
lol: lol: lol: lol:

Looks like packaging-mac

rubschin: maybe they need that much packaging to stop the thing escaping and running amok through the neighbourhood
Title: Re: Over packaging
Post by: Just One More on April 22, 2020, 08:32:43 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanour on April 22, 2020, 07:57:41 PM
lol: lol: lol:

Love the new garden path Shocked:

Your beautiful thread went off topic on the first reply; it's taken nearly nine years to get it back on topic Miss D. My invoice is in the post ;)
Title: Re: Over packaging
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 22, 2020, 09:53:30 PM: Bloody hell ....my.life hasn't changed much in 9 years lol:
Title: Re: Over packaging
Post by: apc2010 on April 22, 2020, 09:55:31 PM: Quote from: Just One More on April 22, 2020, 08:32:43 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on April 22, 2020, 07:57:41 PM
lol: lol: lol:

Love the new garden path Shocked:

Your beautiful thread went off topic on the first reply; it's taken nearly nine years to get it back on topic Miss D. My invoice is in the post ;)

Typical council....... whistle: whistle:
Title: Re: Over packaging
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 22, 2020, 09:57:09 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanour on April 22, 2020, 09:53:30 PM
Bloody hell ....my.life hasn't changed much in 9 years lol:

Voddy, Creme Eggs, driving Lord McBuckethead round the twist. Nope no real changes there... whistle:
Title: Re: Over packaging
Post by: Just One More on April 23, 2020, 05:15:00 AM: Quote from: apc2010 on April 22, 2020, 08:00:00 PM
Quote from: Just One More on April 22, 2020, 07:24:39 PM
It's about six weeks since I last had a haircut. Being folically challenged, there's not much to cut, but what is there has now reached the "sort it out" stage. So I ordered a trimmer (what could possibly go wrong) confused:

It arrived today, the box it was in is approx 8" x 6" x 2". Here's what it was delivered in. At least I won't be short of bog roll if I run out of the proper stuff ::)

(https://i.postimg.cc/2LYVtCC3/DSCN7225-2.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/2LYVtCC3)

(https://i.postimg.cc/4Kbyjmxt/DSCN7224-2.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/4Kbyjmxt)

(https://i.postimg.cc/GB1Jk8fs/DSCN7223-2.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/GB1Jk8fs)

Post it to Greta... Thumbs:

lol: