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Title: Bicycle saddles
Post by: Nick on August 02, 2011, 11:29:47 AM
WHat sort of half witted moron designs and makes these things?  cussing:

I cycled about 8 miles and was uncomfortalbe after the first 100 yds  cussing:

I was telling my sis about it and ranting about those stupid padded shorts that erk cyclists wear. I suggested it was like buying a cast iron three piece suite and then wearing special clothing to sit on it  Angry9: That wouldn't catch on would it?  evil:

I went to a bike shop to buy a bell and was moaning about the saddle. It seems they make special gel cushions for saddles to make them comfy  Banghead  WHen I asked why they didn't just make saddles comfy in the first place the bike man just shrugged.

8 miles back, the last mile uphill  evil:  and now I am walking like John Wayne  cussing:
Title: Re: Bicycle saddles
Post by: Barman on August 02, 2011, 11:41:02 AM
Dead man walking....  whistle:

Perhaps your arse is just too big for it!  point:
Title: Re: Bicycle saddles
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 02, 2011, 12:27:14 PM
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Title: Re: Bicycle saddles
Post by: Nick on August 02, 2011, 12:32:10 PM
I will have to go for a bike ride with Tipsy . SHe could bring some oinkment and rub it on soothingly, like
Title: Re: Bicycle saddles
Post by: Barman on August 02, 2011, 12:39:31 PM
I will have to go for a bike ride with Tipsy . SHe could bring some oinkment and rub it on soothingly, like

How could she refuse....?  noooo:
Title: Re: Bicycle saddles
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 02, 2011, 12:40:45 PM
I'm sure Tipsy is used to saying NO to Nick  whistle:
Title: Re: Bicycle saddles
Post by: GROWLER on August 02, 2011, 12:50:25 PM
Try sticking it on the BBQ you turgid turnip headed goon. Never know, it might improve it. whistle:
Title: Re: Bicycle saddles
Post by: Nick on August 02, 2011, 12:51:54 PM
 sad32:

It hurts  sad32:
Title: Re: Bicycle saddles
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 02, 2011, 01:10:04 PM
 noooo:

Nick's bike phase lasted 1 day   noooo:


Title: Re: Bicycle saddles
Post by: Nick on August 02, 2011, 01:12:58 PM
Oh noes, I am taking Mr Bike on a twip to the seaside tomorrow, by twain  cloud9:
Title: Re: Bicycle saddles
Post by: Barman on August 02, 2011, 01:16:41 PM
Oh noes, I am taking Mr Bike on a twip to the seaside tomorrow, by twain  cloud9:

Place your bets: -

Title: Re: Bicycle saddles
Post by: GROWLER on August 02, 2011, 01:17:48 PM
Oh noes, I am taking Mr Bike on a twip to the seaside tomorrow, by twain  cloud9:

You probably live further from the seaside then anyone else in here.
WHY the seaside cock? Shrugs:
Title: Re: Bicycle saddles
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 02, 2011, 01:18:27 PM
Nick gets snowed in  whistle:
Title: Re: Bicycle saddles
Post by: Nick on August 02, 2011, 01:27:46 PM
Oh noes, I am taking Mr Bike on a twip to the seaside tomorrow, by twain  cloud9:

You probably live further from the seaside then anyone else in here.
WHY the seaside cock? Shrugs:

A luvverly train ride via Newark and Lincoln to (cough) Cleethorpes  redface:
Title: Re: Bicycle saddles
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 02, 2011, 01:34:16 PM
Try sticking it on the BBQ you turgid turnip headed goon. Never know, it might improve it. whistle:

Oi you!!!

Enough of the turnip-ist insults already,   evil:
Title: Re: Bicycle saddles
Post by: Just One More on August 02, 2011, 05:42:33 PM
Try sticking it on the BBQ you turgid turnip headed goon. Never know, it might improve it. whistle:

The bike, the saddle, or his arse  rubschin:
Title: Re: Bicycle saddles
Post by: GROWLER on August 02, 2011, 06:34:15 PM
Try sticking it on the BBQ you turgid turnip headed goon. Never know, it might improve it. whistle:

The bike, the saddle, or his arse  rubschin:

All 3 of course silly. ::)
Title: Re: Bicycle saddles
Post by: Pastis on August 03, 2011, 11:54:27 AM
GelTech®   ::)        8)
Title: Re: Bicycle saddles
Post by: Nick on August 03, 2011, 02:22:53 PM
I have a new saddle  cloud9: Now I need a spanner  evil:
Title: Re: Bicycle saddles
Post by: GROWLER on August 03, 2011, 03:32:57 PM
I have a new saddle  cloud9: Now I need a spanner  evil:

Will it fit an 'orse too p'raps?
Must be big enough to accomodate your exceedingly fat arse I'd 'ave thought.
Title: Re: Bicycle saddles
Post by: Nick on August 04, 2011, 12:18:18 PM
I bought a spanner and it doesn't fit  cussing: cussing:

I have now bought an new spanner  cloud9:
Title: Re: Bicycle saddles
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 04, 2011, 12:24:28 PM
Dare I suggest buying a spanner set  noooo:
Title: Re: Bicycle saddles
Post by: Nick on August 04, 2011, 12:29:51 PM
 whacky115
Title: Re: Bicycle saddles
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on August 04, 2011, 01:34:08 PM
My bike is having its first service which is overdue for the amount of miles, his is having its service early cos he rode it to the seaside and it got sand in it. 


Does Cleethorpes have sand.  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Bicycle saddles
Post by: Nick on August 04, 2011, 01:36:37 PM
DO you have oinkment? If so, please hasten over here  eyes:
Title: Re: Bicycle saddles
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on August 04, 2011, 01:41:29 PM
 I am not rubbing anything of yours!  Another 18 months and you will wonder what you were moaning about.  lol:
Title: Re: Bicycle saddles
Post by: Nick on August 04, 2011, 01:42:33 PM
I bet that is what all the boys say to you  noooo:
Title: Re: Bicycle saddles
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 04, 2011, 02:07:02 PM
I am not rubbing anything of yours!  Another 18 months and you will wonder what you were moaning about.  lol:

What's that the gestation time for ?  eeek:
Title: Re: Bicycle saddles
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 04, 2011, 08:12:44 PM
What's that the gestation time for ?  eeek:

A sensible idea?  whistle:
Title: Re: Bicycle saddles
Post by: Nick on August 05, 2011, 07:51:27 AM
Whilst fitting my new saddle I lost my balance, fell over and smashed my head into a brick wall. It hurts  sad24:
Title: Re: Bicycle saddles
Post by: Snoopy on August 05, 2011, 07:53:15 AM
 noooo:
Title: Re: Bicycle saddles
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 05, 2011, 08:02:51 AM
TMR envy syndrome  noooo:
Title: Re: Bicycle saddles
Post by: GROWLER on August 05, 2011, 08:23:16 AM
Whilst fitting my new saddle I lost my balance, fell over and smashed my head into a brick wall. It hurts  sad24:

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh, bless you, you cock. ::)
Title: Re: Bicycle saddles
Post by: Nick on August 05, 2011, 08:29:12 AM
My neck is clicking  sad24:
Title: Re: Bicycle saddles
Post by: GROWLER on August 05, 2011, 08:43:24 AM
My neck is clicking  sad24:

Well tighten the bolt up then, plank.
Title: Re: Bicycle saddles
Post by: Snoopy on August 05, 2011, 08:59:04 AM
Another keyboard meets coffee moment  lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Bicycle saddles
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 05, 2011, 09:40:49 AM
Whilst fitting my new saddle I lost my balance, fell over and smashed my head into a brick wall. It hurts  sad24:
Banghead

Welcome. The rest of us do that every day.
Title: Re: Bicycle saddles
Post by: Barman on August 05, 2011, 09:42:16 AM
My neck is clicking  sad24:

Well tighten the bolt up then, plank.

 happy001