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Come Inside... => The Medical Centre => Topic started by: Nick on August 02, 2011, 11:29:47 AM
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WHat sort of half witted moron designs and makes these things? cussing:
I cycled about 8 miles and was uncomfortalbe after the first 100 yds cussing:
I was telling my sis about it and ranting about those stupid padded shorts that erk cyclists wear. I suggested it was like buying a cast iron three piece suite and then wearing special clothing to sit on it Angry9: That wouldn't catch on would it? evil:
I went to a bike shop to buy a bell and was moaning about the saddle. It seems they make special gel cushions for saddles to make them comfy Banghead WHen I asked why they didn't just make saddles comfy in the first place the bike man just shrugged.
8 miles back, the last mile uphill evil: and now I am walking like John Wayne cussing:
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Dead man walking.... whistle:
Perhaps your arse is just too big for it! point:
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I will have to go for a bike ride with Tipsy . SHe could bring some oinkment and rub it on soothingly, like
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I will have to go for a bike ride with Tipsy . SHe could bring some oinkment and rub it on soothingly, like
How could she refuse....? noooo:
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I'm sure Tipsy is used to saying NO to Nick whistle:
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Try sticking it on the BBQ you turgid turnip headed goon. Never know, it might improve it. whistle:
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sad32:
It hurts sad32:
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noooo:
Nick's bike phase lasted 1 day noooo:
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Oh noes, I am taking Mr Bike on a twip to the seaside tomorrow, by twain cloud9:
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Oh noes, I am taking Mr Bike on a twip to the seaside tomorrow, by twain cloud9:
Place your bets: -
- Bike Falls in Sea
- Bike Gets Nicked
- Bike Not Allowed On Train
- Nick Falls In Sea On Bike
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Oh noes, I am taking Mr Bike on a twip to the seaside tomorrow, by twain cloud9:
You probably live further from the seaside then anyone else in here.
WHY the seaside cock? Shrugs:
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Nick gets snowed in whistle:
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Oh noes, I am taking Mr Bike on a twip to the seaside tomorrow, by twain cloud9:
You probably live further from the seaside then anyone else in here.
WHY the seaside cock? Shrugs:
A luvverly train ride via Newark and Lincoln to (cough) Cleethorpes redface:
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Try sticking it on the BBQ you turgid turnip headed goon. Never know, it might improve it. whistle:
Oi you!!!
Enough of the turnip-ist insults already, evil:
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Try sticking it on the BBQ you turgid turnip headed goon. Never know, it might improve it. whistle:
The bike, the saddle, or his arse rubschin:
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Try sticking it on the BBQ you turgid turnip headed goon. Never know, it might improve it. whistle:
The bike, the saddle, or his arse rubschin:
All 3 of course silly. ::)
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GelTech® ::) 8)
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I have a new saddle cloud9: Now I need a spanner evil:
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I have a new saddle cloud9: Now I need a spanner evil:
Will it fit an 'orse too p'raps?
Must be big enough to accomodate your exceedingly fat arse I'd 'ave thought.
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I bought a spanner and it doesn't fit cussing: cussing:
I have now bought an new spanner cloud9:
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Dare I suggest buying a spanner set noooo:
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whacky115
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My bike is having its first service which is overdue for the amount of miles, his is having its service early cos he rode it to the seaside and it got sand in it.
Does Cleethorpes have sand. eveilgrin:
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DO you have oinkment? If so, please hasten over here eyes:
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I am not rubbing anything of yours! Another 18 months and you will wonder what you were moaning about. lol:
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I bet that is what all the boys say to you noooo:
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I am not rubbing anything of yours! Another 18 months and you will wonder what you were moaning about. lol:
What's that the gestation time for ? eeek:
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What's that the gestation time for ? eeek:
A sensible idea? whistle:
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Whilst fitting my new saddle I lost my balance, fell over and smashed my head into a brick wall. It hurts sad24:
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noooo:
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TMR envy syndrome noooo:
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Whilst fitting my new saddle I lost my balance, fell over and smashed my head into a brick wall. It hurts sad24:
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh, bless you, you cock. ::)
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My neck is clicking sad24:
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My neck is clicking sad24:
Well tighten the bolt up then, plank.
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Another keyboard meets coffee moment lol: lol: lol:
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Whilst fitting my new saddle I lost my balance, fell over and smashed my head into a brick wall. It hurts sad24:
Banghead
Welcome. The rest of us do that every day.
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My neck is clicking sad24:
Well tighten the bolt up then, plank.
happy001