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Title: Me Poor Toe
Post by: Barman on August 04, 2011, 05:09:22 AM

LL caught sight of me poor toe yesterday and dragged me off to A & E like...

After a bit of manipulation ( eeek:) by the quack he sent me off for an X-Ray...

By the time I got back ten minutes later he'd already written out a prescription for anti-inflammatory stuff, vitamin D, etc....

Pop the X-Ray on the light box and >>>>>  eeek: he says it is "A very serious fracture" and they're not sure how a mere human being could cope with the pain like...  whistle:

Title: Re: Me Poor Toe
Post by: apc2010 on August 04, 2011, 05:20:48 AM

Quote from: Barman on August 04, 2011, 05:09:22 AM

LL caught sight of me poor toe yesterday and dragged me off to A & E like...

After a bit of manipulation ( eeek:) by the quack he sent me off for an X-Ray...

By the time I got back ten minutes later he'd already written out a prescription for anti-inflammatory stuff, vitamin D, etc....

Pop the X-Ray on the light box and >>>>>  eeek: he says it is "A very serious fracture" and they're not sure how a mere human being could cope with the pain like...  whistle:

but they knew how you did............ whistle:

Title: Re: Me Poor Toe
Post by: Barman on August 04, 2011, 05:25:04 AM

Quote from: apc2010 on August 04, 2011, 05:20:48 AM

Quote from: Barman on August 04, 2011, 05:09:22 AM

LL caught sight of me poor toe yesterday and dragged me off to A & E like...

After a bit of manipulation ( eeek:) by the quack he sent me off for an X-Ray...

By the time I got back ten minutes later he'd already written out a prescription for anti-inflammatory stuff, vitamin D, etc....

Pop the X-Ray on the light box and >>>>>  eeek: he says it is "A very serious fracture" and they're not sure how a mere human being could cope with the pain like...  whistle:

but they knew how you did............ whistle:

Magic melon!  lol:

Title: Re: Me Poor Toe
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 04, 2011, 05:28:02 AM

Oh dear , poor you.

So they also diagnosed you have no feelings too    ;D

Title: Re: Me Poor Toe
Post by: Barman on August 04, 2011, 05:37:50 AM

Quote from: Miss Demeanor on August 04, 2011, 05:28:02 AM

Oh dear , poor you.

So they also diagnosed you have no feelings too    ;D

Yes...  sad24:

Title: Re: Me Poor Toe
Post by: Barman on August 04, 2011, 05:40:37 AM

Here... see if you can spot me big crack....

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi96.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fl194%2Fmarkfrank19%2F004.jpg&hash=606ce0a68a751b9e391df023a9f1e724730e2906)

Title: Re: Me Poor Toe
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 04, 2011, 05:45:05 AM

 eeek:

The list of VP injured and wounded gets bigger  scared2:

Title: Re: Me Poor Toe
Post by: Just One More on August 04, 2011, 06:02:31 AM

Quote from: Barman on August 04, 2011, 05:40:37 AM

Here... see if you can spot me big crack....

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi96.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fl194%2Fmarkfrank19%2F004.jpg&hash=606ce0a68a751b9e391df023a9f1e724730e2906)

 noooo:  Making a bigger fuss than David Haye   noooo:

Title: Re: Me Poor Toe
Post by: Barman on August 04, 2011, 06:06:54 AM

Quote from: Just One More on August 04, 2011, 06:02:31 AM

Quote from: Barman on August 04, 2011, 05:40:37 AM

Here... see if you can spot me big crack....

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi96.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fl194%2Fmarkfrank19%2F004.jpg&hash=606ce0a68a751b9e391df023a9f1e724730e2906)

 noooo:  Making a bigger fuss than David Haye   noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:

Title: Re: Me Poor Toe
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 04, 2011, 11:16:55 AM

I guess its just like my gran used to say, what can't think can't feel  whistle: