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Title: Sod the Olympics
Post by: Just One More on August 11, 2011, 07:03:00 PM

Lets resurrect Jeux Sans Frontieres

Jeux Sans Frontieres-Ostrich Game (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4bsXsgJ-KY#)

Title: Re: Sod the Olympics
Post by: bodiam on August 12, 2011, 06:04:56 AM

we would still lose and the Belgians would win char090

Title: Re: Sod the Olympics
Post by: Just One More on October 12, 2011, 05:59:31 PM

Speaking of the Olympics...

The Paralympic games are being held next year in London. In order to help visitors, the organisers have published a leaflet containg cockney rhyming slang for the disabled ...

Bacon rind = blind
Canary Wharf = dwarf
Cardinal Wolsley = cerebral palsy
Raspberry ripple = cripple
Wasps and bees = amputees
Rubber and plastic = spastic
Tulips and roses = multiple sclerosis
Diet Pepsi = epilepsy
Benny and the Jets = tourettes

Watch your wallet = black c**t  redface:

Title: Re: Sod the Olympics
Post by: Barman on October 12, 2011, 06:05:14 PM

happy001

Title: Re: Sod the Olympics
Post by: bodiam on October 13, 2011, 05:41:28 AM

 happy001

Title: Re: Sod the Olympics
Post by: Baldy on October 13, 2011, 06:43:05 AM

 happy001 happy001

Title: Re: Sod the Olympics
Post by: The Moan Ranger on October 13, 2011, 08:49:51 AM

What do you call a group of young black men?

Nothing, you call he police.