The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => The Computer Room => Topic started by: Miss Demeanour on August 12, 2011, 08:15:30 AM
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I have just been provided with a new keyboard at work .
On the cable there is a hoooooge sticker saying " Health Warning" see bottom of keyboard for details.
So I lift up me new keyboard and there is a hooooge sticky label underneath
" Use of a keyboard or mouse may be linked to serious injuries ."
It then goes on for paragraphs and paragraphs about potential MSD's ( Multi skeletal Disorders )
Best not use it then whistle:
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Isn't turning the keyboard over quite dangerous? scared2:
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Isn't turning the keyboard over quite dangerous? scared2:
Only if it is caught in yer vagazzle...... eeek:
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Does this happen to you frequently ? eeek:
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Does this happen to you frequently ? eeek:
No, I never turn my keyboard over.... noooo:
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Most sensible ...all the crumbs fall out of it as well then redface:
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Most sensible ...all the crumbs fall out of it as well then redface:
Zakly... happy088
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Crumb build up was prolly why the other one stopped werking redface:
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Crumb build up was prolly why the other one stopped werking redface:
I dread to think what is in mine.... redface:
I had to clean LL's before she got back as Miss T dropped voddy melon all over it... noooo:
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Sticky keyboards eh ..Miss T's fault eh eyes:
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Sticky keyboards eh ..Miss T's fault eh eyes:
Yes! cussing:
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The ex said, "Why is the laptop all sticky?"
I said, "It's not what you think, it's ice cream."
She said, "How did you manage to get ice cream all over the laptop?"
I said, "Have you ever tried eating an ice cream whilst masturbating?"
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rubschin: AFFS!
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rubschin: AFFS!
He's having several AFFS moments today... amnesia perhaps....? rubschin:
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No BM, can't stand rice pudding.
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No BM, can't stand rice pudding.
doh:
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It's the selling off of Youngs brewery/brewing that's affecting him.