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Title: New puter equipment
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 12, 2011, 08:15:30 AM
I have just been provided with a new keyboard at work .

On the cable there is a hoooooge sticker saying " Health Warning" see bottom of keyboard for details.

So I lift up me new keyboard and there is a hooooge sticky label underneath

" Use of a keyboard or mouse may be linked to serious injuries ."

It then goes on for paragraphs and paragraphs about potential MSD's ( Multi skeletal Disorders )

Best not use it then  whistle:

Title: Re: New puter equipment
Post by: Nick on August 12, 2011, 08:17:57 AM
Isn't turning the keyboard over quite dangerous? scared2:
Title: Re: New puter equipment
Post by: Barman on August 12, 2011, 08:59:39 AM
Isn't turning the keyboard over quite dangerous? scared2:

Only if it is caught in yer vagazzle......  eeek:
Title: Re: New puter equipment
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 12, 2011, 09:01:15 AM
Does this happen to you frequently ?  eeek:
Title: Re: New puter equipment
Post by: Barman on August 12, 2011, 09:41:11 AM
Does this happen to you frequently ?  eeek:

No, I never turn my keyboard over....  noooo:
Title: Re: New puter equipment
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 12, 2011, 09:44:56 AM
Most sensible ...all the crumbs fall out of it as well then  redface:
Title: Re: New puter equipment
Post by: Barman on August 12, 2011, 09:46:46 AM
Most sensible ...all the crumbs fall out of it as well then  redface:

Zakly... happy088
Title: Re: New puter equipment
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 12, 2011, 09:47:31 AM
Crumb build up was prolly why the other one stopped werking  redface:
Title: Re: New puter equipment
Post by: Barman on August 12, 2011, 09:50:52 AM
Crumb build up was prolly why the other one stopped werking  redface:

I dread to think what is in mine....  redface:

I had to clean LL's before she got back as Miss T dropped voddy melon all over it...  noooo:
Title: Re: New puter equipment
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 12, 2011, 09:59:04 AM
Sticky keyboards eh ..Miss T's fault eh  eyes:
Title: Re: New puter equipment
Post by: Barman on August 12, 2011, 10:08:55 AM
Sticky keyboards eh ..Miss T's fault eh  eyes:

Yes!  cussing:
Title: Re: New puter equipment
Post by: The Moan Ranger on August 12, 2011, 10:09:00 AM
The ex said, "Why is the laptop all sticky?"

I said, "It's not what you think, it's ice cream."

She said, "How did you manage to get ice cream all over the laptop?"

I said, "Have you ever tried eating an ice cream whilst masturbating?"
Title: Re: New puter equipment
Post by: Snoopy on August 12, 2011, 10:15:25 AM
 rubschin:  AFFS!
Title: Re: New puter equipment
Post by: Barman on August 12, 2011, 10:21:48 AM
rubschin:  AFFS!

He's having several AFFS moments today... amnesia perhaps....?  rubschin:
Title: Re: New puter equipment
Post by: The Moan Ranger on August 12, 2011, 10:26:08 AM
No BM, can't stand rice pudding.
Title: Re: New puter equipment
Post by: Barman on August 12, 2011, 10:30:12 AM
No BM, can't stand rice pudding.

doh:
Title: Re: New puter equipment
Post by: tel on August 12, 2011, 11:56:18 AM
It's the selling off of Youngs brewery/brewing that's affecting him.