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Title: Ignoring symptoms
Post by: Nick on August 29, 2011, 10:54:38 AM
My left arm has been a bit painful for about three days now rubschin:

Naturally I shall ignore it, but if the worst should happen it has been nice knowing you all  sad24:
Title: Re: Ignoring symptoms
Post by: Snoopy on August 29, 2011, 11:01:54 AM
Try using your right hand ~ I know you are a lefty but with practice you'll soon get the right rhythm  whistle:
Title: Re: Ignoring symptoms
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 29, 2011, 11:58:49 AM
Try using your right hand ~ I know you are a lefty but with practice you'll soon get the right rhythm  whistle:
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Title: Re: Ignoring symptoms
Post by: Nick on August 29, 2011, 12:01:20 PM
YOu will all be sorry when I am dead  sad24:
Title: Re: Ignoring symptoms
Post by: Snoopy on August 29, 2011, 12:04:04 PM
Not if I'm in your will I won't be.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Ignoring symptoms
Post by: Nick on August 29, 2011, 12:05:29 PM
Oh noes. It all goes to The Boy. But not until at least 2023  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Ignoring symptoms
Post by: Snoopy on August 29, 2011, 12:11:03 PM
In that case I'll miss you terribly.  sad32: sad32: sad32:
Title: Re: Ignoring symptoms
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 29, 2011, 01:28:04 PM
At least your right arm is ok  whistle:
Title: Re: Ignoring symptoms
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 29, 2011, 06:24:54 PM
Oh noes. It all goes to The Boy. But not until at least 2023  eveilgrin:

That's in less than an hour.  eeek:
Title: Re: Ignoring symptoms
Post by: Nick on August 29, 2011, 06:27:43 PM
 tunble:
Title: Re: Ignoring symptoms
Post by: Barman on August 30, 2011, 04:26:30 AM
Oh noes. It all goes to The Boy. But not until at least 2023  eveilgrin:

That's in less than an hour.  eeek:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Ignoring symptoms
Post by: GROWLER on August 31, 2011, 09:05:02 PM
tunble:

Still 'ere then I see? ::)

I'll log in again tomorrow, same time, in the hope of some better news then ey?. whistle:
Title: Re: Ignoring symptoms
Post by: Nick on August 31, 2011, 09:06:42 PM
I got three kisses from Miss D  cloud9:

SHe asked after you. I said you were a fat ginger.
Title: Re: Ignoring symptoms
Post by: GROWLER on August 31, 2011, 09:09:56 PM
I got three kisses from Miss D  cloud9:

SHe asked after you. I said you were a fat ginger.

She turned into an 3 'edded frog then yet? whistle:

I'm slimming rapidly, and me 'air is blondish you blind arse.
Growlers Top Tip of the day....get yerself to the opticians.
Title: Re: Ignoring symptoms
Post by: Nick on August 31, 2011, 09:14:52 PM
She wants to visit me in Nottingum  cloud9: You could be invited too. OR NOT eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Ignoring symptoms
Post by: GROWLER on August 31, 2011, 09:29:11 PM
She wants to visit me in Nottingum  cloud9: You could be invited too. OR NOT eveilgrin:

I wouldn't want to cramp your style like, you know, with you being a bit of an old smooth taling smoocher like. ::)

On a side to this, there's no point in trying to send me piccies on me mobby, as it won't show them for some unfathomanable reason. It just tells me that it failed. Banghead
Title: Re: Ignoring symptoms
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 01, 2011, 05:10:51 AM
You fail to mention that this trip is intended to be with Pastis and is still outstanding from the aborted one last year when we got snowed in  whistle:
Title: Re: Ignoring symptoms
Post by: Pastis on September 01, 2011, 04:41:11 PM
You fail to mention that this trip is intended to be with Pastis and is still outstanding from the aborted one last year when we got snowed in  whistle:

I concur. However I recall that it was the East Midlands train service and Nottingham wot got snowed in and not us  angel1

Perhaps we best plan an Autumnal visit before the snows of winter set in  whistle:
Title: Re: Ignoring symptoms
Post by: Nick on September 01, 2011, 04:44:01 PM
http://www.nottinghamgoosefair.co.uk/ (http://www.nottinghamgoosefair.co.uk/)
 rubschin:
Title: Re: Ignoring symptoms
Post by: Pastis on September 01, 2011, 04:52:14 PM
The Roller! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Su4lTlRe_SM#)

Ah yes, just the sort of fun day out I warm to  noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Ignoring symptoms
Post by: GROWLER on September 01, 2011, 05:10:15 PM
Ahhhhh, come on Pasty. They're only pikeys trying to make a 'onest quid beejees. whistle:
Scum salt of the earth I tell you. :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Ignoring symptoms
Post by: Pastis on September 01, 2011, 05:21:56 PM
Ok...

I love Fun Fairs just as much as MissD loves Clowns ...  evil:

I suspect that somewhere in that heaving morass of tidal effluence that is the Goose Fair there will be a circus tent with Clowns inside  noooo:

A week to avoid like the plague  angel1
Title: Re: Ignoring symptoms
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 01, 2011, 07:37:51 PM
I'm going nowhere with clowns  evil:
Title: Re: Ignoring symptoms
Post by: Just One More on September 01, 2011, 08:30:00 PM
Did a very recent experience prompt this  whistle:
Title: Re: Ignoring symptoms
Post by: Pirate on September 01, 2011, 08:50:28 PM
I'm going nowhere with clowns  evil:

You post to a bunch of clowns every day on here...
Title: Re: Ignoring symptoms
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 01, 2011, 08:58:09 PM
Yeah but I can't see you ...I have my own pictures in my head of what I choose you to look like
Title: Re: Ignoring symptoms
Post by: Pirate on September 01, 2011, 09:24:45 PM
Oh...what do I look like then...to you... rubschin:
Title: Re: Ignoring symptoms
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 01, 2011, 09:35:19 PM
Tall , dark and handsome of course , with an impressive sword and a charming swagger  ;D
Title: Re: Ignoring symptoms
Post by: Pirate on September 01, 2011, 09:37:28 PM
 cloud9:

Title: Re: Ignoring symptoms
Post by: GROWLER on September 01, 2011, 11:18:01 PM
Tall , dark and handsome of course , with an impressive sword and a charming swagger  ;D

Dear oh dear oh dear oh deary me. I do believe I'm going to.....too late.... :sick016:
Title: Re: Ignoring symptoms
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 02, 2011, 05:11:43 AM
 lol:

This is how I see you  whistle:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fbobhelfst.files.wordpress.com%2F2010%2F12%2Fsexy-bear.jpg&hash=06e82e4d751034fa105ea1ccdf178c0589cf9a0a)
Title: Re: Ignoring symptoms
Post by: Just One More on September 02, 2011, 06:00:28 AM
Not this lucky bear then  rubschin:


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3.postimage.org%2F1g9kkhd6s%2Fkylie_and_the_bear.jpg&hash=7b1159d11c8649c624608450f24615674a2c1635) (http://postimage.org/image/1g9kkhd6s/)
Title: Re: Ignoring symptoms
Post by: Barman on September 02, 2011, 06:20:50 AM
Not this lucky bear then  rubschin:


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3.postimage.org%2F1g9kkhd6s%2Fkylie_and_the_bear.jpg&hash=7b1159d11c8649c624608450f24615674a2c1635) (http://postimage.org/image/1g9kkhd6s/)


happy001
Title: Re: Ignoring symptoms
Post by: GROWLER on September 02, 2011, 07:05:39 AM
'kin great in'it ey? cussing:
MD thinks I probably look like a friggin'  dopy looking stuffed toy. Angry9:

Incorrect totally and utterly.

THIS is more like it: evil:


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs4.postimage.org%2F2gvj0i7s4%2F15150359.jpg&hash=59553e8adcd89c1ae3efd70f5f9a4c3dda8edc6d) (http://postimage.org/image/2gvj0i7s4/)
Title: Re: Ignoring symptoms
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 02, 2011, 07:08:24 AM
Nick says you are blonde and cuddly  rubschin:
Title: Re: Ignoring symptoms
Post by: GROWLER on September 02, 2011, 07:08:44 AM
Not this lucky bear then  rubschin:


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3.postimage.org%2F1g9kkhd6s%2Fkylie_and_the_bear.jpg&hash=7b1159d11c8649c624608450f24615674a2c1635) (http://postimage.org/image/1g9kkhd6s/)


happy001

....and THAT Mr BM has brought back oh so so foond memories of the NEC from October last year....ON ME OWN like, and where I'll be going again next month...ON ME OWN!  Explode: Finger:

Friggin that twat JOM needn't be thinking he's out of Grizzly Wood yet either.
THIS bear don't forget easily. evil: cussing:
Title: Re: Ignoring symptoms
Post by: GROWLER on September 02, 2011, 07:10:40 AM
Nick says you are blonde and cuddly  rubschin:

He would NEVER pay me a compliment, even if that statement is actually vaugely true. rubschin:
Title: Re: Ignoring symptoms
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 02, 2011, 07:13:17 AM
He actually does say rather nice things about you .
Title: Re: Ignoring symptoms
Post by: Snoopy on September 02, 2011, 07:15:36 AM
I can second that .... he does indeed pay you many compliments.
Title: Re: Ignoring symptoms
Post by: GROWLER on September 02, 2011, 07:17:34 AM
He actually does say rather nice things about you .

Obviously on medication at the time.

I can assure you that there ISN'T actually anything nice about me...AT ALL.

Ask me friends. :thumbsup:

Oh, I haven't actually got any REAL ones that I can call true friends. whistle:

Ask me family instead p'raps? :thumbsup:

2nd thoughts, don't bother or you'll be in for a 2 hour ear bashing. ::)

I DO get on with most animals however, and I do actually have a cuddly toy on me pit pillow cloud9: redface:.
Title: Re: Ignoring symptoms
Post by: Barman on September 02, 2011, 07:50:58 AM
Not this lucky bear then  rubschin:


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3.postimage.org%2F1g9kkhd6s%2Fkylie_and_the_bear.jpg&hash=7b1159d11c8649c624608450f24615674a2c1635) (http://postimage.org/image/1g9kkhd6s/)


happy001

....and THAT Mr BM has brought back oh so so foond memories of the NEC from October last year....ON ME OWN like, and where I'll be going again next month...ON ME OWN!  Explode: Finger:

Friggin that twat JOM needn't be thinking he's out of Grizzly Wood yet either.
THIS bear don't forget easily. evil: cussing:

 redface:
Title: Re: Ignoring symptoms
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 02, 2011, 07:57:54 AM
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the woods  lol:
Title: Re: Ignoring symptoms
Post by: Just One More on September 02, 2011, 06:21:32 PM
Not this lucky bear then  rubschin:


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3.postimage.org%2F1g9kkhd6s%2Fkylie_and_the_bear.jpg&hash=7b1159d11c8649c624608450f24615674a2c1635) (http://postimage.org/image/1g9kkhd6s/)


happy001

....and THAT Mr BM has brought back oh so so foond memories of the NEC from October last year....ON ME OWN like, and where I'll be going again next month...ON ME OWN!  Explode: Finger:

Friggin that twat JOM needn't be thinking he's out of Grizzly Wood yet either.
THIS bear don't forget easily. evil: cussing:

T'would be a shame to be there by yerself like. We could sort out a trip to meet you  whistle:
Title: Re: Ignoring symptoms
Post by: Just One More on September 02, 2011, 06:22:11 PM
I can second that .... he does indeed pay you many compliments.

And I third it  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Ignoring symptoms
Post by: GROWLER on September 02, 2011, 06:57:40 PM
Not this lucky bear then  rubschin:


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3.postimage.org%2F1g9kkhd6s%2Fkylie_and_the_bear.jpg&hash=7b1159d11c8649c624608450f24615674a2c1635) (http://postimage.org/image/1g9kkhd6s/)


happy001

....and THAT Mr BM has brought back oh so so foond memories of the NEC from October last year....ON ME OWN like, and where I'll be going again next month...ON ME OWN!  Explode: Finger:

Friggin that twat JOM needn't be thinking he's out of Grizzly Wood yet either.
THIS bear don't forget easily. evil: cussing:

T'would be a shame to be there by yerself like. We could sort out a trip to meet you  whistle:

Now you ARE 'avin' a piggin laf aren't you ey? evil:

After all that happened during NECgate, and the gross embarrasment giggling pointing and name calling I endured whilst sitting there near the main entrance with a 4ft tall teddy sitting on me knee like, you really are now taking the total and utter overflowing bladderful. Angry9:
Title: Re: Ignoring symptoms
Post by: Nick on September 02, 2011, 07:01:54 PM
Did you get cash for your owl impressions?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Ignoring symptoms
Post by: GROWLER on September 02, 2011, 07:03:08 PM
Did you get cash for your owl impressions?  rubschin:

Would you care for a red hot axe up yer arse? rubschin:
Title: Re: Ignoring symptoms
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on September 02, 2011, 07:12:20 PM
Oh is this year's trip to a Spa then.  rubschin:
Title: Re: Ignoring symptoms
Post by: Nick on September 02, 2011, 07:14:19 PM
Are they the ones with a big pic of a pebble in the reception? rubschin:
Title: Re: Ignoring symptoms
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on September 02, 2011, 07:19:00 PM
None that I have been too.  Mind I dont spend much time in Reception.  cloud9:
Title: Re: Ignoring symptoms
Post by: Nick on September 02, 2011, 07:21:10 PM
Well, they have long driveways angel1
Title: Re: Ignoring symptoms
Post by: GROWLER on September 02, 2011, 07:22:14 PM
 whacky115  X 2
Title: Re: Ignoring symptoms
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on September 02, 2011, 07:24:15 PM
Well, they have long driveways angel1


 happy001 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Ignoring symptoms
Post by: Nick on September 02, 2011, 07:26:10 PM
whacky115  X 2

Tipsy understands and lurvs me. I have lettuce  eyes:
Title: Re: Ignoring symptoms
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on September 02, 2011, 07:26:46 PM
Ooops.  Just remembered I am supposed to be ironing and packing a case.... Im off down south tomorrow.  Hotel.   redface:  Its himselfs birfday. 
Title: Re: Ignoring symptoms
Post by: Nick on September 02, 2011, 07:33:25 PM
Lingerie and Chanel No 5 then eyes:
Title: Re: Ignoring symptoms
Post by: GROWLER on September 02, 2011, 07:41:18 PM
WTF?  Shrugs:
Title: Re: Ignoring symptoms
Post by: Nick on September 02, 2011, 07:42:37 PM
Not for you you oaf ::)
Title: Re: Ignoring symptoms
Post by: GROWLER on September 02, 2011, 07:44:21 PM
 sleep017
Title: Re: Ignoring symptoms
Post by: Just One More on September 03, 2011, 08:18:07 AM
Lingerie and Chanel No 5 then eyes:

I would have thought "going South" was more than enough  redface:
Title: Re: Ignoring symptoms
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 03, 2011, 08:19:26 AM
Well it is his burfday  eyes: