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Title: Speedo's
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 29, 2011, 01:40:57 PM
Ok - having just come back from hols I am still a bit preoccupied by all things bad taste ( and bad manners - but don't get me started on the Germans right now  evil:)

I could not believe the amount of men that still insisted on wearing the budgie smugglers form of swimwear  sick2:

It honestly does them no favours in fact I believe that I should whizz off to the Dragon's Den with me new 'Enhanced' Speedo range  whistle: ....obviously many men require a bit of a 'boost' and as wimmin do it with their lingerie and swimwear all the time it's time men got a bit of a helping hand  whistle: This time next year I could be a millionaire  rubschin:

Title: Re: Speedo's
Post by: Nick on August 29, 2011, 01:44:29 PM
Are you going into the banana trade?
Title: Re: Speedo's
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 29, 2011, 01:45:49 PM
Padding, gels, wiring and tubing dear boy  whistle:
Title: Re: Speedo's
Post by: Nick on August 29, 2011, 01:50:45 PM
Bananas are more environmentally friendly, like. ANd the Speedo contents would need replenishing daily. Think of the money  cloud9:

ECODICKTM
Title: Re: Speedo's
Post by: beerhead on August 29, 2011, 02:32:51 PM
Cucumbers are the preferred vegetable in this situation.
Title: Re: Speedo's
Post by: Nick on August 29, 2011, 02:34:47 PM
Is it time for my Ken Dodd joke?
Title: Re: Speedo's
Post by: beerhead on August 29, 2011, 03:36:42 PM
There is always time for a Ken Dodd joke- the meanest man in show business.
Title: Re: Speedo's
Post by: Nick on August 29, 2011, 03:38:19 PM
 cloud9:

Isn't today a lovely day to poke a cucumber through Anne Widdecombe's letter box and shout "The Martians have landed"
 drumroll:
Title: Re: Speedo's
Post by: Barman on August 29, 2011, 03:39:12 PM
Quote from: Nick on August 29, 2011, 03:38:19 PM
cloud9:

Isn't today a lovely day to poke a cucumber through Anne Widdecombe's letter box and shout "The Martians have landed"
 drumroll:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Speedo's
Post by: Just One More on August 29, 2011, 04:50:21 PM
 Triple Affs!!!  (http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=7084.msg266319#msg266319)

One for the joke
One for Barman laughing
One for Nick mentioning Anne Widdecombe  lol:
Title: Re: Speedo's
Post by: Barman on August 30, 2011, 04:18:28 AM
Quote from: Just One More on August 29, 2011, 04:50:21 PM
Triple Affs!!!  (http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=7084.msg266319#msg266319)

One for the joke
One for Barman laughing
One for Nick mentioning Anne Widdecombe  lol:

worthy: