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Title: 'Mile high club'
Post by: GROWLER on September 17, 2011, 07:55:41 AM
Paragraph copied and pasted from a aoHELL news item this morning, 'cus I don't want to infect yer 'puters with a link like. noooo:

More than one in 10 Brits say they have had sex on a plane - many of them with a complete stranger,  according to a new poll.  eeek:

I'm flying to Gerrrrrmany in 3 weeks. I suspect I'm going to get me face slapped if I try some research into this matter.

Load of ole bollox if you ask me.
This means nearly 10% of us in 'ere have been 'at it' up there....apparently, alledgedly, so they say like.

Any care to confess then? rubschin:

No, thought not. lol:
Title: Re: 'Mile high club'
Post by: Snoopy on September 17, 2011, 08:00:52 AM
 redface: Guilty M'Lud.
Title: Re: 'Mile high club'
Post by: GROWLER on September 17, 2011, 08:07:48 AM
redface: Guilty M'Lud.

 eeek:
Only another 8.3 of us to confess now then. whistle:

I had itchy gonads once on a 'plane, and had a quick scrathcy  firkle like. Does that sort of count a lickle bit like? rubschin:
Title: Re: 'Mile high club'
Post by: Snoopy on September 17, 2011, 08:09:24 AM
 noooo:
Title: Re: 'Mile high club'
Post by: Uncle Mort on September 17, 2011, 08:12:20 AM
"Everybody lies about sex." (http://www.milehighclub.com/tales/)
Title: Re: 'Mile high club'
Post by: Just One More on September 17, 2011, 08:14:38 AM
For once, not guilty
Title: Re: 'Mile high club'
Post by: GROWLER on September 17, 2011, 08:23:27 AM
"Everybody lies about sex." (http://www.milehighclub.com/tales/)

I'm not even going to attempt to read those 'tales. cus I'll end up  sad32: probubbly. cry:
Title: Re: 'Mile high club'
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 17, 2011, 08:25:51 AM
Sort of but not the full works  angel1
Title: Re: 'Mile high club'
Post by: Nick on September 17, 2011, 08:27:37 AM
 Popcorn:
Title: Re: 'Mile high club'
Post by: GROWLER on September 17, 2011, 08:27:45 AM
For once, not guilty

Me neither.
 Did quite severely chat up a flight attendant ( FEMALE...and FIT  cloud9: ) on the plane back from a skiing trip in Andorra with a mate of mine in '89 though.

Does that count even a tiny 'ickle bit sort of slightly like even like? :thumbsup:
Title: Re: 'Mile high club'
Post by: GROWLER on September 17, 2011, 08:29:52 AM
Sort of but not the full works  angel1

 eeek: I thought you were/are a heavenly clean angelic angel  too!! eeek:

I'm going to have to go for a lie down now....on me own like. ::)
Title: Re: 'Mile high club'
Post by: Barman on September 17, 2011, 08:58:43 AM
Innocent...  angel1
Title: Re: 'Mile high club'
Post by: GROWLER on September 17, 2011, 09:37:20 AM
Innocent...  angel1

Pure as the freshly driven snow ey, aren't we? angel1
Title: Re: 'Mile high club'
Post by: Just One More on September 17, 2011, 09:56:41 AM
A bit like Mae West, "I was pure as the driven snow, then I drifted"
Title: Re: 'Mile high club'
Post by: GROWLER on September 17, 2011, 10:02:36 AM
A bit like Mae West, "I was pure as the driven snow, then I drifted"

Speak for yerself you. evil:

I'm a angelic smutt free clean living bear I am  angel1....not by choice I hasten to add. whistle:
Title: Re: 'Mile high club'
Post by: Just One More on September 17, 2011, 10:05:28 AM
I meant Barman. Me, I'm  angel1  ...ish
Title: Re: 'Mile high club'
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 17, 2011, 11:42:36 AM
Paragraph copied and pasted from a aoHELL news item this morning, 'cus I don't want to infect yer 'puters with a link like. noooo:

More than one in 10 Brits say they have had sex on a plane - many of them with a complete stranger,  according to a new poll.  eeek:

I'm flying to Gerrrrrmany in 3 weeks. I suspect I'm going to get me face slapped if I try some research into this matter.

Load of ole bollox if you ask me.
This means nearly 10% of us in 'ere have been 'at it' up there....apparently, alledgedly, so they say like.

Any care to confess then? rubschin:

No, thought not. lol:

I have been up in a plane hundreds of times, but I don't think that is your question.
Title: Re: 'Mile high club'
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on September 17, 2011, 12:38:03 PM
Innocent. angel1

I have always assumed that these encounters, if they do take place, take place in the lavs.  I have been in a fair few aircraft lavs, They are small cramped and not nice places to be.  By the end of a long haul flight they are also pretty unhygienic. Why on earth anyone would want to have a shag in one is beyond my comprehension. noooo: confused:
Title: Re: 'Mile high club'
Post by: Nick on September 17, 2011, 12:39:35 PM
I wonder why they call the pointy bit the cockpit  rubschin:
Title: Re: 'Mile high club'
Post by: GROWLER on September 17, 2011, 02:51:55 PM
I wonder why they call the pointy bit the cockpit  rubschin:

THAT is actually a very good question.

No doubt our resident been it seen it done it expert will be along shortly to enlighten us all. whistle:
Title: Re: 'Mile high club'
Post by: Snoopy on September 18, 2011, 06:13:02 AM
 rubschin:  I remember Danny La Rue once walked on stage and said "Do you like my new gown? It's called a pilot dress .... bet you can't see the cock-pit tho'"

As for

Innocent. angel1

I have always assumed that these encounters, if they do take place, take place in the lavs.  I have been in a fair few aircraft lavs, They are small cramped and not nice places to be.  By the end of a long haul flight they are also pretty unhygienic. Why on earth anyone would want to have a shag in one is beyond my comprehension. noooo: confused:


No dear .... not in the toilets. On the cargo nets in the rear of an RAF Transport Command Aircraft.
Title: Re: 'Mile high club'
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on September 18, 2011, 06:58:20 AM
Which is indeed fine for the RAF contingent but for those 'civvies' who claim to have joined and don't have access to 'cargo nets'?
Title: Re: 'Mile high club'
Post by: GROWLER on September 18, 2011, 07:32:03 AM
We should start a 'most unusual place I've...cough, cough...thread/posts  p'raps, only I'm getting too embarrased to disclose such info now, being a shy timid type like. redface:
Don't really want this thread hitting the gutter do we? noooo:
Title: Re: 'Mile high club'
Post by: Nick on September 18, 2011, 07:35:03 AM
In a hammock ( eeek:)and in a Hillman Imp  Snoopysick:
Title: Re: 'Mile high club'
Post by: GROWLER on September 18, 2011, 07:37:51 AM
In a hammock ( eeek:)and in a Hillman Imp  Snoopysick:

How can you possibly 'ava shag in an 'ammock ey? confused: It'd turn over and you'd fall out, surely?
Your imagination playing up again p'raps? whistle:
Title: Re: 'Mile high club'
Post by: Nick on September 18, 2011, 07:43:55 AM
I still have the hammock in question. It is mahoosive
Title: Re: 'Mile high club'
Post by: Just One More on September 18, 2011, 08:17:51 AM
In a hammock ( eeek:)and in a Hillman Imp  Snoopysick:

At the same time  rubschin:  If so,  happ096
Title: Re: 'Mile high club'
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 18, 2011, 09:15:06 AM
In a hammock ( eeek:)and in a Hillman Imp  Snoopysick:

At the same time  rubschin:  If so,  happ096

 drumroll:
Title: Re: 'Mile high club'
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on September 18, 2011, 09:58:47 AM
Airplanes   noooo:

Title: Re: 'Mile high club'
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 18, 2011, 10:38:43 AM
Airplanes   noooo:

More your style? 

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