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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: GROWLER on September 17, 2011, 07:55:41 AM
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Paragraph copied and pasted from a aoHELL news item this morning, 'cus I don't want to infect yer 'puters with a link like. noooo:
More than one in 10 Brits say they have had sex on a plane - many of them with a complete stranger, according to a new poll. eeek:
I'm flying to Gerrrrrmany in 3 weeks. I suspect I'm going to get me face slapped if I try some research into this matter.
Load of ole bollox if you ask me.
This means nearly 10% of us in 'ere have been 'at it' up there....apparently, alledgedly, so they say like.
Any care to confess then? rubschin:
No, thought not. lol:
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redface: Guilty M'Lud.
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redface: Guilty M'Lud.
eeek:
Only another 8.3 of us to confess now then. whistle:
I had itchy gonads once on a 'plane, and had a quick scrathcy firkle like. Does that sort of count a lickle bit like? rubschin:
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noooo:
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"Everybody lies about sex." (http://www.milehighclub.com/tales/)
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For once, not guilty
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"Everybody lies about sex." (http://www.milehighclub.com/tales/)
I'm not even going to attempt to read those 'tales. cus I'll end up sad32: probubbly. cry:
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Sort of but not the full works angel1
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Popcorn:
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For once, not guilty
Me neither.
Did quite severely chat up a flight attendant ( FEMALE...and FIT cloud9: ) on the plane back from a skiing trip in Andorra with a mate of mine in '89 though.
Does that count even a tiny 'ickle bit sort of slightly like even like? :thumbsup:
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Sort of but not the full works angel1
eeek: I thought you were/are a heavenly clean angelic angel too!! eeek:
I'm going to have to go for a lie down now....on me own like. ::)
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Innocent... angel1
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Innocent... angel1
Pure as the freshly driven snow ey, aren't we? angel1
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A bit like Mae West, "I was pure as the driven snow, then I drifted"
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A bit like Mae West, "I was pure as the driven snow, then I drifted"
Speak for yerself you. evil:
I'm a angelic smutt free clean living bear I am angel1....not by choice I hasten to add. whistle:
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I meant Barman. Me, I'm angel1 ...ish
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Paragraph copied and pasted from a aoHELL news item this morning, 'cus I don't want to infect yer 'puters with a link like. noooo:
More than one in 10 Brits say they have had sex on a plane - many of them with a complete stranger, according to a new poll. eeek:
I'm flying to Gerrrrrmany in 3 weeks. I suspect I'm going to get me face slapped if I try some research into this matter.
Load of ole bollox if you ask me.
This means nearly 10% of us in 'ere have been 'at it' up there....apparently, alledgedly, so they say like.
Any care to confess then? rubschin:
No, thought not. lol:
I have been up in a plane hundreds of times, but I don't think that is your question.
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Innocent. angel1
I have always assumed that these encounters, if they do take place, take place in the lavs. I have been in a fair few aircraft lavs, They are small cramped and not nice places to be. By the end of a long haul flight they are also pretty unhygienic. Why on earth anyone would want to have a shag in one is beyond my comprehension. noooo: confused:
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I wonder why they call the pointy bit the cockpit rubschin:
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I wonder why they call the pointy bit the cockpit rubschin:
THAT is actually a very good question.
No doubt our resident been it seen it done it expert will be along shortly to enlighten us all. whistle:
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rubschin: I remember Danny La Rue once walked on stage and said "Do you like my new gown? It's called a pilot dress .... bet you can't see the cock-pit tho'"
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Innocent. angel1
I have always assumed that these encounters, if they do take place, take place in the lavs. I have been in a fair few aircraft lavs, They are small cramped and not nice places to be. By the end of a long haul flight they are also pretty unhygienic. Why on earth anyone would want to have a shag in one is beyond my comprehension. noooo: confused:
No dear .... not in the toilets. On the cargo nets in the rear of an RAF Transport Command Aircraft.
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Which is indeed fine for the RAF contingent but for those 'civvies' who claim to have joined and don't have access to 'cargo nets'?
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We should start a 'most unusual place I've...cough, cough...thread/posts p'raps, only I'm getting too embarrased to disclose such info now, being a shy timid type like. redface:
Don't really want this thread hitting the gutter do we? noooo:
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In a hammock ( eeek:)and in a Hillman Imp Snoopysick:
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In a hammock ( eeek:)and in a Hillman Imp Snoopysick:
How can you possibly 'ava shag in an 'ammock ey? confused: It'd turn over and you'd fall out, surely?
Your imagination playing up again p'raps? whistle:
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I still have the hammock in question. It is mahoosive
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In a hammock ( eeek:)and in a Hillman Imp Snoopysick:
At the same time rubschin: If so, happ096
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In a hammock ( eeek:)and in a Hillman Imp Snoopysick:
At the same time rubschin: If so, happ096
drumroll:
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Airplanes noooo:
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Airplanes noooo:
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