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Title: Bastard banks
Post by: GROWLER on September 18, 2011, 04:00:09 PM
Halifax in my unfortunate case. God I nloody HATE them, in fact, I HATE ALL of them, bunch of mealey mouthed parasitic thieving lazy unhelpful wankers. Angry9:

Just stuggled like an absolute twat to get to my branch through a nightmarish and almost unbelievable plethera of new road works and road closures, another horrendous rant in itself that the local council road works planning dept will be hearing about from me tomorrow, with MUCH gusto frustration and anger. cussing:
I'll give 'em bloody H and bastard bloody S regulations. They'll need it for their stinking hearing. cussing:

Eventually get to the bank machine to pay in a few c/q's and a fairly large amount of cash, risking me neck like with all the drug ridden shadowy eyed trash slithering around like from a set in the film 'The Living Dead'. sick2:
2 lousy filty parasite infected machines BOTH not accepting deposists today. eeek:
If I could have lifted me steel toe capped hoof high enough, I would have absolutely buried it through the graffiti ridden poxy screen...several times. Angry9:

Did you actually hear my screams of intense anger and frustartion ey, DID YOU?!! Explode:
Title: Re: Bastard banks
Post by: Nick on September 18, 2011, 04:02:44 PM
YOu need some CAKE  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Bastard banks
Post by: GROWLER on September 18, 2011, 04:07:56 PM
YOu need some CAKE  :thumbsup:

I cannot actually rememberthe last time of  being so worked up, het up, and so absolutely furiously bloody angry.
Pent up frustration I guess following a generally nasty thouroughly horrible day.
This just topped it all off for me, believe me. Angry9:

I'd choke on cake at the moment. Me 'eds absolutely banging, me face is on fire and I'm raging inside.
Culmination of things as I said.
I CANNOT help it. It's me. Take or leave, I'm not remotely bothered. Banghead

I'm merely venting odff in here to prevent an probable 'eart attack, as there is NO ONE else to rant at.
 sad32:
Title: Re: Bastard banks
Post by: Barman on September 18, 2011, 04:15:35 PM
Bank of Cyprus >>>  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Bastard banks
Post by: apc2010 on September 18, 2011, 04:16:25 PM
Bank of Cyprus >>>  :thumbsup:

 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Bastard banks
Post by: Nick on September 18, 2011, 04:16:48 PM
Do they do cakes?
Title: Re: Bastard banks
Post by: GROWLER on September 18, 2011, 04:18:09 PM
Do they do cakes?

Nick. SHUT UP! Banghead
Title: Re: Bastard banks
Post by: Nick on September 18, 2011, 04:20:59 PM
 Shrugs:
Title: Re: Bastard banks
Post by: Barman on September 18, 2011, 04:21:28 PM
Do they do cakes?

No... nor trains...  ::)
Title: Re: Bastard banks
Post by: GROWLER on September 18, 2011, 04:26:31 PM
Tea...choke...me 'ill...cool off... whiskey...kip.
Title: Re: Bastard banks
Post by: tel on September 18, 2011, 04:56:25 PM
I went to bank yesterday. Paid a bill at the counter then went outside to use the ATM.

Got my card back but no money - just kept beeping at me.

Went back inside to counter and explained what had happened. Got the reply that the machine had been playing up the day before! Why wasn't it fixed or taken out of service.
Anyway money will be returned to me account within 48 hours. No arguing or anything, just the woman filling out an on-line form then prining a copy for me.

Helps that my cousins son works there and told the woman what to do.
Title: Re: Bastard banks
Post by: Snoopy on September 18, 2011, 05:07:42 PM
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Works for me
Title: Re: Bastard banks
Post by: Barman on September 18, 2011, 06:06:21 PM
Cash is king...  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Bastard banks
Post by: GROWLER on September 18, 2011, 08:45:44 PM
Carmed down now. Sorry 'bout that. I was pretty damned agitated already, and THAT just sent me off on one and off the edge. Had to rant at something someone somewhere, anywhere before I actually did explode and combust.
Felt like a great big massive bubbling pressure pot inside. Most unpleasant
Title: Re: Bastard banks
Post by: bodiam on September 18, 2011, 08:47:45 PM
sawn off shotgun normally brings them to their senses a bit rapid like  whistle:
Title: Re: Bastard banks
Post by: GROWLER on September 18, 2011, 08:48:19 PM
sawn off shotgun normally brings them to their senses a bit rapid like  whistle:

Who?
Title: Re: Bastard banks
Post by: GROWLER on September 18, 2011, 08:51:00 PM
sawn off shotgun normally brings them to their senses a bit rapid like  whistle:

Tell you, if it was legal to carry one, I'd have been absolutely in 7th heaven blasting those vile machies at very close range until they fell out of their cosy little holes. :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Bastard banks
Post by: bodiam on September 18, 2011, 08:55:50 PM
sawn off shotgun normally brings them to their senses a bit rapid like  whistle:

Who?
Bank Staff violent073:
Title: Re: Bastard banks
Post by: GROWLER on September 18, 2011, 09:00:18 PM
sawn off shotgun normally brings them to their senses a bit rapid like  whistle:

Who?
Bank Staff violent073:

I'd rather just slap most of them tbh,...quite 'ard like. Knock those slimey greasy grins of their pig greedy faces. evil:
Title: Re: Bastard banks
Post by: apc2010 on September 20, 2011, 11:05:56 AM
Bank of Cyprus >>>  :thumbsup:

 :thumbsup:

That gubbed it..............their computers crashed ........ noooo:
Title: Re: Bastard banks
Post by: Barman on September 20, 2011, 12:42:40 PM
Bank of Cyprus >>>  :thumbsup:

 :thumbsup:

That gubbed it..............their computers crashed ........ noooo:

doh: