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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Uncle Mort on September 19, 2011, 10:59:15 AM
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Just leaving a message on an answerfone. Could I remember my own phone number? noooo:
Got completely tongue-tied and had to ring off. redface:
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Directory enquiries p'raps? whistle:
Can you remember your name and 'addy' though? rubschin:
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LL can't remember her number... noooo:
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LL can't remember her number... noooo:
Mobiles can be a bit trickier to remember than landlines though in all fairness like..
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Who are you?
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LL can't remember her number... noooo:
Mobiles can be a bit trickier to remember than landlines though in all fairness like..
It is only eight digits... ::)
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I can remember me own ...can't for the life of me remember anyone else's noooo:
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I can remember me own ...can't for the life of me remember anyone else's noooo:
You don't have to - your phone remembers them for you! ::)
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LL can't remember her number... noooo:
Mobiles can be a bit trickier to remember than landlines though in all fairness like..
It is only eight digits... ::)
Ey? confused:
All uk mobby's have 11 digits. I thought it was the same werld wide too tbh, hey ho. redface:
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Who are you?
Ey? Shrugs:
whacky115
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I can remember me own ...can't for the life of me remember anyone else's noooo:
You don't have to - your phone remembers them for you! ::)
Yes but that's all very well and good spongehead but when your battery has died, or you have left it at home, you need to remember it then ...dontcha noooo:
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I can remember me own ...can't for the life of me remember anyone else's noooo:
You don't have to - your phone remembers them for you! ::)
Yes but that's all very well and good spongehead but when your battery has died, or you have left it at home, you need to remember it then ...dontcha noooo:
Why though? If the battery is deaded, or you'd left it a home...as ALL wimmins do ::)...no one would be able to ring/contact you anyways would they ey troutess? ::)
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I can remember me own ...can't for the life of me remember anyone else's noooo:
You don't have to - your phone remembers them for you! ::)
Yes but that's all very well and good spongehead but when your battery has died, or you have left it at home, you need to remember it then ...dontcha noooo:
And what would you do then - go to a phone box and put four pennies in...? ::)
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Listen you furry fluffball you may actually need to contact them like ...it's hard work in here sometimes lol:
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No , you would be at work , or at a friends or something.
Sorry , I should explain .....
Noun: A person whom one knows and with whom one has a bond of mutual affection, typically exclusive of sexual or family relations
whistle:
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LL can't remember her number... noooo:
Mobiles can be a bit trickier to remember than landlines though in all fairness like..
It is only eight digits... ::)
Ey? confused:
All uk mobby's have 11 digits. I thought it was the same werld wide too tbh, hey ho. redface:
There are less than a million people here - don't need so many numbers...
Area codes are just two digits... so my landlines area code is 25 for Limassol district...
All mobiles have a two digit 'area code' starting with 9... so mine starts 99 because I'm with cyta (€1.7 per month rental charge)...
So my actual numbers are only six digits...
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Npo , you would be at work , or at a friends or something.
Sorry , I should explain .....
Noun: A person whom one knows and with whom one has a bond of mutual affection, typically exclusive of sexual or family relations
whistle:
And work...? rubschin:
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WTF is this all about?
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Listen you furry fluffball you may actually need to contact them like ...it's hard work in here sometimes lol:
Look you Great female Goatess, HOW exactly would you contact 'them', whoever 'them' might actually be like, when yer mobby blower is eaither at 'ome or it's gorra flat battery, ey, HOW? Shrugs:
Like dealing with friggin' stiffs in 'ere sometimes, sigh. ::)
You related to that Nasty Nick by any chance? whistle:
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She is my cousin cloud9:
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WTF is this all about?
'PHONES, you bloody great balloon 'ed. Banghead
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Listen you furry fluffball you may actually need to contact them like ...it's hard work in here sometimes lol:
Look you Great female Goatess, HOW exactly would you contact 'them', whoever 'them' might actually be like, when yer mobby blower is eaither at 'ome or it's gorra flat battery, ey, HOW? Shrugs:
Like dealing with friggin' stiffs in 'ere sometimes, sigh. ::)
You related to that Nasty Nick by any chance? whistle:
I am reading a book at the moment that says we are all related - because of incest. eeek:
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She is my cousin cloud9:
Explains ir'all then ey, dun'it ey like? ::)
PLUS she's a wumman too. ::)
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Listen you furry fluffball you may actually need to contact them like ...it's hard work in here sometimes lol:
Look you Great female Goatess, HOW exactly would you contact 'them', whoever 'them' might actually be like, when yer mobby blower is eaither at 'ome or it's gorra flat battery, ey, HOW? Shrugs:
Like dealing with friggin' stiffs in 'ere sometimes, sigh. ::)
You related to that Nasty Nick by any chance? whistle:
Alright I shall put this in simple terms and provide an example .
Suppose I needed to contact The Brat . For the purposes of this demonstration I shall call her Anna Log whistle:
She is not at home so I need to call her on her portable mobile device , commonly known as a mobile phone.
Also say I am at work. This is a place of employment where many of us need to attend but there obviously clear north / south divides on some of these rules whistle:
My phone is not available , dead, forgotten or broken, whatever.
I would have no chance of calling her as I would not be able to remember her phone number without the use of said technical device.
Unlike you , I wouldn't be able to shout and she would hear me with a 25 mile radius whistle:
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Listen you furry fluffball you may actually need to contact them like ...it's hard work in here sometimes lol:
Look you Great female Goatess, HOW exactly would you contact 'them', whoever 'them' might actually be like, when yer mobby blower is eaither at 'ome or it's gorra flat battery, ey, HOW? Shrugs:
Like dealing with friggin' stiffs in 'ere sometimes, sigh. ::)
You related to that Nasty Nick by any chance? whistle:
Alright I shall put this in simple terms and provide an example .
Suppose I needed to contact The Brat . For the purposes of this demonstration I shall call her Anna Log whistle:
She is not at home so I need to call her on her portable mobile device , commonly known as a mobile phone.
Also say I am at work. This is a place of employment where many of us need to attend but there obviously clear north / south divides on some of these rules whistle:
My phone is not available , dead, forgotten or broken, whatever.
I would have no chance of calling her as I would not be able to remember her phone number without the use of said technical device.
Unlike you , I wouldn't be able to shout and she would hear me with a 25 mile radius whistle:
You could write important numbers down like... ::)
You can write...?
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I DON'T SHOUT. I'm just a bit vociferous in me opinions sometimes, that's all. evil:
Anyway you dopy daydream, we're talking about our OWN blower numbers 'ere, NOT someone else's. Banghead
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Listen you furry fluffball you may actually need to contact them like ...it's hard work in here sometimes lol:
Look you Great female Goatess, HOW exactly would you contact 'them', whoever 'them' might actually be like, when yer mobby blower is eaither at 'ome or it's gorra flat battery, ey, HOW? Shrugs:
Like dealing with friggin' stiffs in 'ere sometimes, sigh. ::)
You related to that Nasty Nick by any chance? whistle:
I am reading a book at the moment that says we are all related - because of incest. eeek:
I've suddenly lost the will to carry on living, being somehow related to THAT Nick thing. eeek: sad32:
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Alright I shall put this in simple terms and provide an example .
Suppose I needed to contact The Brat . For the purposes of this demonstration I shall call her Anna Log whistle:
She is not at home so I need to call her on her portable mobile device , commonly known as a mobile phone.
Also say I am at work. This is a place of employment where many of us need to attend but there obviously clear north / south divides on some of these rules whistle:
My phone is not available , dead, forgotten or broken, whatever.
I would have no chance of calling her as I would not be able to remember her phone number without the use of said technical device.
Unlike you , I wouldn't be able to shout and she would hear me with a 25 mile radius whistle:
I understand, I've no idea what my children's phone numbers are. My phone has the numbers, I don't need to remember.
(I do have them on a computer file)
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Eureka , the common sense brigade have arrived cloud9:
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angel1
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Eureka , the common sense brigade have arrived cloud9:
Oh ffs, give me piggin' strength. ::)
UM is obvioulsy a bir'of a wumman then, that's all I can say. Banghead
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P'haps you should try getting in touch with your feminine side Gowler. rubschin:
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P'haps you should try getting in touch with your feminine side Gowler. rubschin:
Wha'? eeek: The 'oover like? noooo:
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P'haps you should try getting in touch with your feminine side Gowler. rubschin:
Wha'? eeek: The 'oover like? noooo:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
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I was just noddin; off in me Bear pit this morning, when I suddenly woke as if someone had stuffed a rabid bat down me night gown. eeek:
I suddenly remembered summat I should have done yesterday but had forgotten about.. Banghead
Forgotten wtf it is/was again now. Angry9:
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I was just noddin; off in me Bear pit this morning, when I suddenly woke as if someone had stuffed a rabid bat down me night gown. eeek:
I suddenly remembered summat I should have done yesterday but had forgotten about.. Banghead
Forgotten wtf it is/was again now. Angry9:
Call that bird from the gym...? rubschin:
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I was just noddin; off in me Bear pit this morning, when I suddenly woke as if someone had stuffed a rabid bat down me night gown. eeek:
I suddenly remembered summat I should have done yesterday but had forgotten about.. Banghead
Forgotten wtf it is/was again now. Angry9:
Call that bird from the gym...? rubschin:
Nah. Two faced bint. Ignored me last night she did.
You DON'T get two bites at GROWLER. noooo:
Snub me just once, and yer out. evil:
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I was just noddin; off in me Bear pit this morning, when I suddenly woke as if someone had stuffed a rabid bat down me night gown. eeek:
I suddenly remembered summat I should have done yesterday but had forgotten about.. Banghead
Forgotten wtf it is/was again now. Angry9:
Call that bird from the gym...? rubschin:
Nah. Two faced bint. Ignored me last night she did.
You DON'T get two bites at GROWLER. noooo:
Snub me just once, and yer out. evil:
happ096
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My days of cooing chasing and being all gentlemanly towards wimmins are well and truly over. evil:
They're all bangin' on about equal rights and such utter shite, well they can 'ave 'em, but they'll also 'ave to take me as they find me too, and if they don't like it, they can ALL fuck right OFF....which they usually always do of course. whistle:
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Ooooh a masterful bear cloud9:
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My days of cooing chasing and being all gentlemanly towards wimmins are well and truly over. evil:
They're all bangin' on about equal rights and such utter shite, well they can 'ave 'em, but they'll also 'ave to take me as they find me too, and if they don't like it, they can ALL fuck right OFF....which they usually always do of course. whistle:
Treat them mean, keep them keen! :thumbsup:
Or not... noooo:
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My days of cooing chasing and being all gentlemanly towards wimmins are well and truly over. evil:
They're all bangin' on about equal rights and such utter shite, well they can 'ave 'em, but they'll also 'ave to take me as they find me too, and if they don't like it, they can ALL fuck right OFF....which they usually always do of course. whistle:
Treat them mean, keep them keen! :thumbsup:
Or not... noooo:
Sad, but true. whistle:
Hey bloody ho. cry:
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I've tried ssssssssso 'ard to be all nice kindly and thoughtful towards wimmlies over the years, cloud9: bura Bear can only take so many kicks in the nuts like. cussing:
Meanwhile, I've remembered wor'it was I'd forgotten, and it wasn't actually that important after all now. ::)
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Ooooh a masterful bear cloud9:
No. just a rude nasty bad tempered grizzly one....on me own admission too like. :thumbsup:
Years of Bear baiting and mental torture have created the MONSTER you now 'ave in your midst...or somewhere near....like. confused:
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I was just noddin; off in me Bear pit this morning, when I suddenly woke as if someone had stuffed a rabid bat down me night gown. eeek:
I suddenly remembered summat I should have done yesterday but had forgotten about.. Banghead
Forgotten wtf it is/was again now. Angry9:
Call that bird from the gym...? rubschin:
Nah. Two faced bint. Ignored me last night she did.
You DON'T get two bites at GROWLER. noooo:
Snub me just once, and yer out. evil:
Best forget about that surprise trip to the NEC then Barman whistle:
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scared:
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scared:
No, no problem from me. noooo:
They'd be more than welcome to go, highly recommended in fact, but it's nowt to do with me is it?
I may not have forgotten that embarrsing (to me) debacle last November, but this kind old Bear DOES have it in him to forgive...ONCE! I'm not completely 'eartless you know.
I say ONCE 'cus you NEVER get a 2nd chance to upset the Bear ever again IN THAT WAY. noooo:
Harsh maybe, but simple and effectively true. :thumbsup:
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I was just noddin; off in me Bear pit this morning, when I suddenly woke as if someone had stuffed a rabid bat down me night gown. eeek:
I suddenly remembered summat I should have done yesterday but had forgotten about.. Banghead
Forgotten wtf it is/was again now. Angry9:
Call that bird from the gym...? rubschin:
Nah. Two faced bint. Ignored me last night she did.
You DON'T get two bites at GROWLER. noooo:
Snub me just once, and yer out. evil:
Best forget about that surprise trip to the NEC then Barman whistle:
Indeed... sad24: