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Title: A very Senior Moment
Post by: Uncle Mort on September 19, 2011, 10:59:15 AM
Just leaving a message on an answerfone. Could I remember my own phone number?  noooo:

Got completely tongue-tied and had to ring off.  redface:
Title: Re: A very Senior Moment
Post by: GROWLER on September 19, 2011, 11:15:39 AM
Directory enquiries p'raps?  whistle:

Can you remember your name and 'addy' though? rubschin:
Title: Re: A very Senior Moment
Post by: Barman on September 19, 2011, 06:09:19 PM
LL can't remember her number...  noooo:
Title: Re: A very Senior Moment
Post by: GROWLER on September 19, 2011, 06:27:50 PM
LL can't remember her number...  noooo:

Mobiles can be a bit trickier to remember than landlines though in all fairness like..
Title: Re: A very Senior Moment
Post by: Nick on September 19, 2011, 06:30:34 PM
Who are you?
Title: Re: A very Senior Moment
Post by: Barman on September 19, 2011, 06:32:59 PM
LL can't remember her number...  noooo:

Mobiles can be a bit trickier to remember than landlines though in all fairness like..

It is only eight digits...  ::)
Title: Re: A very Senior Moment
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 19, 2011, 06:36:55 PM
I can remember me own ...can't for the life of me remember anyone else's  noooo:
Title: Re: A very Senior Moment
Post by: Barman on September 19, 2011, 06:39:54 PM
I can remember me own ...can't for the life of me remember anyone else's  noooo:

You don't have to - your phone remembers them for you!  ::)
Title: Re: A very Senior Moment
Post by: GROWLER on September 19, 2011, 06:40:25 PM
LL can't remember her number...  noooo:

Mobiles can be a bit trickier to remember than landlines though in all fairness like..

It is only eight digits...  ::)

Ey? confused:

All uk mobby's have 11 digits. I thought it was the same werld wide too tbh, hey ho. redface:
Title: Re: A very Senior Moment
Post by: GROWLER on September 19, 2011, 06:41:56 PM
Who are you?

Ey? Shrugs:

 whacky115
Title: Re: A very Senior Moment
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 19, 2011, 06:43:50 PM
I can remember me own ...can't for the life of me remember anyone else's  noooo:

You don't have to - your phone remembers them for you!  ::)

Yes but that's all very well and good spongehead but when your battery has died, or you have left it at home, you need to remember it then ...dontcha  noooo:
Title: Re: A very Senior Moment
Post by: GROWLER on September 19, 2011, 06:47:46 PM
I can remember me own ...can't for the life of me remember anyone else's  noooo:

You don't have to - your phone remembers them for you!  ::)

Yes but that's all very well and good spongehead but when your battery has died, or you have left it at home, you need to remember it then ...dontcha  noooo:

Why though? If the battery is deaded, or you'd left it a home...as ALL wimmins do ::)...no one would be able to ring/contact you anyways would they ey troutess? ::)
Title: Re: A very Senior Moment
Post by: Barman on September 19, 2011, 06:50:26 PM
I can remember me own ...can't for the life of me remember anyone else's  noooo:

You don't have to - your phone remembers them for you!  ::)

Yes but that's all very well and good spongehead but when your battery has died, or you have left it at home, you need to remember it then ...dontcha  noooo:

And what would you do then - go to a phone box and put four pennies in...?  ::)
Title: Re: A very Senior Moment
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 19, 2011, 06:51:02 PM
Listen you furry fluffball you may actually need to contact them like  ...it's hard work in here sometimes  lol:
Title: Re: A very Senior Moment
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 19, 2011, 06:52:28 PM
No , you would be at work , or at a friends or something.

Sorry , I should explain .....

Noun: A person whom one knows and with whom one has a bond of mutual affection, typically exclusive of sexual or family relations


 whistle:
Title: Re: A very Senior Moment
Post by: Barman on September 19, 2011, 06:53:25 PM
LL can't remember her number...  noooo:

Mobiles can be a bit trickier to remember than landlines though in all fairness like..

It is only eight digits...  ::)

Ey? confused:

All uk mobby's have 11 digits. I thought it was the same werld wide too tbh, hey ho. redface:

There are less than a million people here - don't need so many numbers...

Area codes are just two digits... so my landlines area code is 25 for Limassol district...

All mobiles have a two digit 'area code' starting with 9... so mine starts 99 because I'm with cyta (€1.7 per month rental charge)...

So my actual numbers are only six digits...
Title: Re: A very Senior Moment
Post by: Barman on September 19, 2011, 06:54:19 PM
Npo , you would be at work , or at a friends or something.

Sorry , I should explain .....

Noun: A person whom one knows and with whom one has a bond of mutual affection, typically exclusive of sexual or family relations


 whistle:

And work...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: A very Senior Moment
Post by: Nick on September 19, 2011, 06:55:49 PM
WTF is this all about?
Title: Re: A very Senior Moment
Post by: GROWLER on September 19, 2011, 06:59:51 PM
Listen you furry fluffball you may actually need to contact them like  ...it's hard work in here sometimes  lol:

Look you Great female Goatess, HOW exactly would you contact 'them', whoever 'them' might actually be like, when yer mobby blower is eaither at 'ome or it's gorra flat battery, ey, HOW? Shrugs:

Like dealing with friggin' stiffs in 'ere sometimes, sigh. ::)
You related to that Nasty Nick by any chance? whistle:
Title: Re: A very Senior Moment
Post by: Nick on September 19, 2011, 07:01:29 PM
She is my cousin cloud9:
Title: Re: A very Senior Moment
Post by: GROWLER on September 19, 2011, 07:01:43 PM
WTF is this all about?
'PHONES, you bloody great balloon 'ed. Banghead
Title: Re: A very Senior Moment
Post by: Barman on September 19, 2011, 07:02:01 PM
Listen you furry fluffball you may actually need to contact them like  ...it's hard work in here sometimes  lol:

Look you Great female Goatess, HOW exactly would you contact 'them', whoever 'them' might actually be like, when yer mobby blower is eaither at 'ome or it's gorra flat battery, ey, HOW? Shrugs:

Like dealing with friggin' stiffs in 'ere sometimes, sigh. ::)
You related to that Nasty Nick by any chance? whistle:

I am reading a book at the moment that says we are all related - because of incest.  eeek:
Title: Re: A very Senior Moment
Post by: GROWLER on September 19, 2011, 07:03:13 PM
She is my cousin cloud9:

Explains ir'all then ey, dun'it ey like? ::)

PLUS she's a wumman too. ::)
Title: Re: A very Senior Moment
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 19, 2011, 07:07:41 PM
Listen you furry fluffball you may actually need to contact them like  ...it's hard work in here sometimes  lol:

Look you Great female Goatess, HOW exactly would you contact 'them', whoever 'them' might actually be like, when yer mobby blower is eaither at 'ome or it's gorra flat battery, ey, HOW? Shrugs:

Like dealing with friggin' stiffs in 'ere sometimes, sigh. ::)
You related to that Nasty Nick by any chance? whistle:

Alright I shall put this in simple terms and provide an example .

Suppose I needed to contact The Brat . For the purposes of this demonstration I shall call her Anna Log  whistle:

She is not at home  so I need to call her on her  portable mobile device , commonly known as a mobile phone.

Also say I am at work. This is a place of employment where many of us need to attend but there obviously clear north / south divides on some of these rules  whistle:

My phone is not available , dead, forgotten or broken, whatever.

I would have no chance of calling her as I would not be able to remember her phone number without the use of said technical device.

Unlike you , I wouldn't be able to shout and she would hear me with a 25 mile radius  whistle:
Title: Re: A very Senior Moment
Post by: Barman on September 19, 2011, 07:10:33 PM
Listen you furry fluffball you may actually need to contact them like  ...it's hard work in here sometimes  lol:

Look you Great female Goatess, HOW exactly would you contact 'them', whoever 'them' might actually be like, when yer mobby blower is eaither at 'ome or it's gorra flat battery, ey, HOW? Shrugs:

Like dealing with friggin' stiffs in 'ere sometimes, sigh. ::)
You related to that Nasty Nick by any chance? whistle:

Alright I shall put this in simple terms and provide an example .

Suppose I needed to contact The Brat . For the purposes of this demonstration I shall call her Anna Log  whistle:

She is not at home  so I need to call her on her  portable mobile device , commonly known as a mobile phone.

Also say I am at work. This is a place of employment where many of us need to attend but there obviously clear north / south divides on some of these rules  whistle:

My phone is not available , dead, forgotten or broken, whatever.

I would have no chance of calling her as I would not be able to remember her phone number without the use of said technical device.

Unlike you , I wouldn't be able to shout and she would hear me with a 25 mile radius  whistle:

You could write important numbers down like...  ::)

You can write...?
Title: Re: A very Senior Moment
Post by: GROWLER on September 19, 2011, 07:11:33 PM
I DON'T SHOUT. I'm just a bit vociferous in me opinions sometimes, that's all. evil:

Anyway you dopy daydream, we're talking about our OWN blower numbers 'ere, NOT someone else's. Banghead
Title: Re: A very Senior Moment
Post by: GROWLER on September 19, 2011, 07:16:08 PM
Listen you furry fluffball you may actually need to contact them like  ...it's hard work in here sometimes  lol:

Look you Great female Goatess, HOW exactly would you contact 'them', whoever 'them' might actually be like, when yer mobby blower is eaither at 'ome or it's gorra flat battery, ey, HOW? Shrugs:

Like dealing with friggin' stiffs in 'ere sometimes, sigh. ::)
You related to that Nasty Nick by any chance? whistle:

I am reading a book at the moment that says we are all related - because of incest.  eeek:

I've suddenly lost the will to carry on living, being somehow related to THAT Nick thing. eeek: sad32:
Title: Re: A very Senior Moment
Post by: Uncle Mort on September 19, 2011, 08:10:15 PM

Alright I shall put this in simple terms and provide an example .

Suppose I needed to contact The Brat . For the purposes of this demonstration I shall call her Anna Log  whistle:

She is not at home  so I need to call her on her  portable mobile device , commonly known as a mobile phone.

Also say I am at work. This is a place of employment where many of us need to attend but there obviously clear north / south divides on some of these rules  whistle:

My phone is not available , dead, forgotten or broken, whatever.

I would have no chance of calling her as I would not be able to remember her phone number without the use of said technical device.

Unlike you , I wouldn't be able to shout and she would hear me with a 25 mile radius  whistle:

I understand, I've no idea what my children's phone numbers are. My phone has the numbers, I don't need to remember.

(I do have them on a computer file)
Title: Re: A very Senior Moment
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 19, 2011, 08:26:59 PM
Eureka , the common sense brigade have arrived  cloud9:
Title: Re: A very Senior Moment
Post by: Uncle Mort on September 19, 2011, 08:29:50 PM
 angel1
Title: Re: A very Senior Moment
Post by: GROWLER on September 19, 2011, 09:54:52 PM
Eureka , the common sense brigade have arrived  cloud9:

Oh ffs, give me piggin' strength. ::)

UM is obvioulsy a bir'of a wumman then, that's all I can say. Banghead
Title: Re: A very Senior Moment
Post by: Uncle Mort on September 19, 2011, 10:05:21 PM
P'haps you should try getting in touch with your feminine side Gowler.  rubschin:
Title: Re: A very Senior Moment
Post by: GROWLER on September 19, 2011, 10:08:01 PM
P'haps you should try getting in touch with your feminine side Gowler.  rubschin:

Wha'?  eeek: The 'oover like? noooo:
Title: Re: A very Senior Moment
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 20, 2011, 09:40:08 AM
P'haps you should try getting in touch with your feminine side Gowler.  rubschin:

Wha'?  eeek: The 'oover like? noooo:
lol: lol: lol: lol:


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Title: Re: A very Senior Moment
Post by: GROWLER on September 21, 2011, 08:11:59 AM
I was just noddin; off in me Bear pit this morning, when I suddenly woke as if someone had stuffed a rabid bat down me night gown. eeek:
I suddenly remembered summat I should have done yesterday but had forgotten about.. Banghead

Forgotten wtf it is/was again now. Angry9:
Title: Re: A very Senior Moment
Post by: Barman on September 21, 2011, 08:13:14 AM
I was just noddin; off in me Bear pit this morning, when I suddenly woke as if someone had stuffed a rabid bat down me night gown. eeek:
I suddenly remembered summat I should have done yesterday but had forgotten about.. Banghead

Forgotten wtf it is/was again now. Angry9:

Call that bird from the gym...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: A very Senior Moment
Post by: GROWLER on September 21, 2011, 08:16:14 AM
I was just noddin; off in me Bear pit this morning, when I suddenly woke as if someone had stuffed a rabid bat down me night gown. eeek:
I suddenly remembered summat I should have done yesterday but had forgotten about.. Banghead

Forgotten wtf it is/was again now. Angry9:

Call that bird from the gym...?  rubschin:

Nah. Two faced bint. Ignored me last night she did.
You DON'T get two bites at GROWLER. noooo:
Snub me just once, and yer out. evil:
Title: Re: A very Senior Moment
Post by: Barman on September 21, 2011, 08:17:30 AM
I was just noddin; off in me Bear pit this morning, when I suddenly woke as if someone had stuffed a rabid bat down me night gown. eeek:
I suddenly remembered summat I should have done yesterday but had forgotten about.. Banghead

Forgotten wtf it is/was again now. Angry9:

Call that bird from the gym...?  rubschin:

Nah. Two faced bint. Ignored me last night she did.
You DON'T get two bites at GROWLER. noooo:
Snub me just once, and yer out. evil:

 happ096
Title: Re: A very Senior Moment
Post by: GROWLER on September 21, 2011, 08:22:08 AM
My days of cooing  chasing and being all gentlemanly towards wimmins are well and truly over. evil:
They're all bangin' on about equal rights and such utter shite, well they can 'ave 'em, but they'll also 'ave to take me as they find me too, and if they don't like it, they can ALL fuck right OFF....which they usually always  do of course. whistle:
Title: Re: A very Senior Moment
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 21, 2011, 08:27:54 AM
Ooooh a masterful bear  cloud9:
Title: Re: A very Senior Moment
Post by: Barman on September 21, 2011, 08:28:41 AM
My days of cooing  chasing and being all gentlemanly towards wimmins are well and truly over. evil:
They're all bangin' on about equal rights and such utter shite, well they can 'ave 'em, but they'll also 'ave to take me as they find me too, and if they don't like it, they can ALL fuck right OFF....which they usually always  do of course. whistle:

Treat them mean, keep them keen!  :thumbsup:


Or not...  noooo:
Title: Re: A very Senior Moment
Post by: GROWLER on September 21, 2011, 08:36:38 AM
My days of cooing  chasing and being all gentlemanly towards wimmins are well and truly over. evil:
They're all bangin' on about equal rights and such utter shite, well they can 'ave 'em, but they'll also 'ave to take me as they find me too, and if they don't like it, they can ALL fuck right OFF....which they usually always  do of course. whistle:

Treat them mean, keep them keen!  :thumbsup:


Or not...  noooo:

Sad, but true.  whistle:

Hey bloody ho. cry:
Title: Re: A very Senior Moment
Post by: GROWLER on September 21, 2011, 08:40:30 AM
I've tried ssssssssso 'ard to be all nice kindly and thoughtful towards wimmlies over the years,  cloud9:  bura Bear can only take so many kicks in the nuts like. cussing:

Meanwhile, I've remembered wor'it was I'd forgotten, and it wasn't actually that important after all now. ::)
Title: Re: A very Senior Moment
Post by: GROWLER on September 21, 2011, 08:44:02 AM
Ooooh a masterful bear  cloud9:

No. just a rude nasty bad tempered  grizzly one....on me own admission too like. :thumbsup:
Years of Bear baiting and mental torture have created the MONSTER you now 'ave in your midst...or somewhere near....like. confused:
Title: Re: A very Senior Moment
Post by: Just One More on September 21, 2011, 04:48:39 PM
I was just noddin; off in me Bear pit this morning, when I suddenly woke as if someone had stuffed a rabid bat down me night gown. eeek:
I suddenly remembered summat I should have done yesterday but had forgotten about.. Banghead

Forgotten wtf it is/was again now. Angry9:

Call that bird from the gym...?  rubschin:

Nah. Two faced bint. Ignored me last night she did.
You DON'T get two bites at GROWLER. noooo:
Snub me just once, and yer out. evil:

Best forget about that surprise trip to the NEC then Barman  whistle:
Title: Re: A very Senior Moment
Post by: Nick on September 21, 2011, 05:35:59 PM
 scared:
Title: Re: A very Senior Moment
Post by: GROWLER on September 21, 2011, 06:17:32 PM
scared:

No, no problem from me. noooo:
They'd be more than welcome to go, highly recommended in fact, but it's nowt to do with me is it?

I may not have forgotten that embarrsing (to me) debacle last November, but this kind old Bear DOES have it in him to forgive...ONCE! I'm not completely 'eartless you know.

I say ONCE 'cus you NEVER get a 2nd chance to upset the Bear ever again IN THAT WAY.  noooo:
Harsh maybe, but simple and effectively true. :thumbsup:
Title: Re: A very Senior Moment
Post by: Barman on September 21, 2011, 06:20:20 PM
I was just noddin; off in me Bear pit this morning, when I suddenly woke as if someone had stuffed a rabid bat down me night gown. eeek:
I suddenly remembered summat I should have done yesterday but had forgotten about.. Banghead

Forgotten wtf it is/was again now. Angry9:

Call that bird from the gym...?  rubschin:

Nah. Two faced bint. Ignored me last night she did.
You DON'T get two bites at GROWLER. noooo:
Snub me just once, and yer out. evil:

Best forget about that surprise trip to the NEC then Barman  whistle:

Indeed...  sad24: