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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: bodiam on September 23, 2011, 05:51:50 AM
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32% rely on smartphone to cross a road | NewsBiscuit
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noooo:
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'Tis true, yesterday Mr C and I were driving through a local village two young
orange women/girls approached the crossing both with mobile phones glued to their ears. The first looked at us as we slowed and then she stepped onto the crossing three or four paces in front of the other, the second just stepped straight out in front of us. noooo:
On the bright if 50% of people doing this are female then we should have a decrease in the gene pool. :thumbsup:
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I live opposite a church which is on slightly higher ground than this house thus when sitting here typing can see the what is going on in front of said church.
A long line of school children two abreast, accompanied by several adults, has just filed past and stopped at the church doors. The children on the out side of each pair is wearing a high viz vest. I can only assume that they are the ones being trained for a life of motorway construction. noooo:
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I live opposite a church which is on slightly higher ground than this house thus when sitting here typing can see the what is going on in front of said church.
A long line of school children two abreast, accompanied by several adults, has just filed past and stopped at the church doors. The children on the out side of each pair is wearing a high viz vest. I can only assume that they are the ones being trained for a life of motorway construction. noooo:
They will be the non-believers, destined for the Soylent Green wafer factory. noooo:
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I live opposite a church which is on slightly higher ground than this house thus when sitting here typing can see the what is going on in front of said church.
A long line of school children two abreast, accompanied by several adults, has just filed past and stopped at the church doors. The children on the out side of each pair is wearing a high viz vest. I can only assume that they are the ones being trained for a life of motorway construction. noooo:
They call them "Walking Buses" ::)
It is a way of getting groups of children from A to B by Shank's Pony.
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I just went to school in my black blazer. Why aren't I dead??
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http://www.brightkidz.co.uk/walking-to-school/walking-bus/formal-walking-bus.html (http://www.brightkidz.co.uk/walking-to-school/walking-bus/formal-walking-bus.html)
ALSO
http://www.sheffield.gov.uk/roads/travel/walking/walking-bus (http://www.sheffield.gov.uk/roads/travel/walking/walking-bus)
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Bollix
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But not just ordinary bollix .... This is Elfin Safety Bollix with added roolz.
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I just went to school in my black blazer. Why aren't I dead??
You must have looked like a Jaffa Cake.
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And how is your straw hat? evil:
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I just went to school in my black blazer. Why aren't I dead??
You must have looked like a Jaffa Cake.
I'd have said a duracell battery Darwin whistle:
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I just went to school in my black blazer. Why aren't I dead??
You must have looked like a Jaffa Cake.
I'd have said a duracell battery Darwin whistle:
lol: lol:
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I just went to school in my black blazer. Why aren't I dead??
Because all the parents perv alerts were turned off?
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I just went to school in my black blazer. Why aren't I dead??
perhaps you are....perhaps we all are, and this is the afterlife. Perhaps we were the naughty ones and this is hell, cos it certainly not heaven noooo:
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Al eternity in the VP scared2:
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Al eternity in the VP scared2:
noooo: scared2: surrender:
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Al eternity in the VP scared2:
Better than Al Gore noooo:
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Al eternity in the VP scared2:
noooo: scared2: surrender:
At least you are in the a hotel Bodiam.
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Al eternity in the VP scared2:
noooo: scared2: surrender:
At least you are in the a hotel Bodiam.
I would rather be in the Hotel California :thumbsup: