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Title: Trains abroad
Post by: GROWLER on September 24, 2011, 08:44:23 AM
In the process of sorting me forthcoming trip out into the wilderness.  Banghead
Now considering big silver berd to Geneva, courtesy of Council Tenant Airways 'cus it's dert cheap like, and then a Thomas the Tank steam engine  cloud9: ('opefully but probably doubtful cry: ) from there to Interlaken.
What problems am I likely to encounter, 'cus I've never been on their trains before?
Can I/should I pre book d'ya think, or is tha'ra bit dodgy in case the plane's late arriving like?

I'm a bit confuslicated, bewilderd and overwhelmed about it all tbh confused:
Title: Re: Trains abroad
Post by: Nick on September 24, 2011, 08:48:42 AM
http://www.seat61.com/Switzerland.htm (http://www.seat61.com/Switzerland.htm)   whistle:
Title: Re: Trains abroad
Post by: GROWLER on September 24, 2011, 09:00:18 AM
http://www.seat61.com/Switzerland.htm (http://www.seat61.com/Switzerland.htm)   whistle:

Hadn't even thought of that.  rubschin:

More confusementation now to consider now.
I've got two weeks to sort this.
Title: Re: Trains abroad
Post by: Nick on September 24, 2011, 09:06:06 AM
http://www.sbb.ch/en/home.html (http://www.sbb.ch/en/home.html)    whistle:
Title: Re: Trains abroad
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 24, 2011, 09:06:48 AM
From Genvève to Interlaken you have two main options:

- Genève - Bern by IC/IR trains, change there to Interlaken, again by IC; there are connecting services every 30 minutes.
- Genève - Montreux by IR train, change there to Zweisimmen, change there to Spiez, then to Interlaken by IC again.

IR in this context = InterRegio, simply a train category; IC = InterCity, another train category.
Title: Re: Trains abroad
Post by: Nick on September 24, 2011, 09:08:35 AM
 worthy:
Title: Re: Trains abroad
Post by: GROWLER on September 24, 2011, 09:22:18 AM
From Genvève to Interlaken you have two main options:

- Genève - Bern by IC/IR trains, change there to Interlaken, again by IC; there are connecting services every 30 minutes.
- Genève - Montreux by IR train, change there to Zweisimmen, change there to Spiez, then to Interlaken by IC again.

IR in this context = InterRegio, simply a train category; IC = InterCity, another train category.

Who? confused: Shrugs:
Title: Re: Trains abroad
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 24, 2011, 09:23:03 AM
Take me with you and I'll organise it all for you  whistle:
Title: Re: Trains abroad
Post by: GROWLER on September 24, 2011, 09:32:45 AM
Anyone gorra 'elicpter they could oblige me with, and just drop me off at me 'ut in the mountains like please. cloud9:

I don't do this travel arranging nonsense very well I'm sad to say. cry:
Little practice. cry:

I worry about gerin me.... transfers, moving around from station to station to airport to station and back again, all needing to be timed to perfection  confuzlement nonsense stuff ....perfected, or you / I can end up being WELL stuffed and stranded with no one to turn to like.. eeek:
Title: Re: Trains abroad
Post by: Nick on September 24, 2011, 09:35:17 AM
Would you like some cheese?
Title: Re: Trains abroad
Post by: GROWLER on September 24, 2011, 09:36:06 AM
Take me with you and I'll organise it all for you  whistle:
You'd be on the first flight/train 'ome, guaranteed! lol:
Title: Re: Trains abroad
Post by: GROWLER on September 24, 2011, 09:43:56 AM
Would you like some cheese?


No thanks. gives you nightmares and makes you fat, or in your case, even FATTER!! whistle:
Title: Re: Trains abroad
Post by: Just One More on September 24, 2011, 10:14:02 AM
Would you like some cheese?

The man who put mental in Emmental  whistle:
Title: Re: Trains abroad
Post by: GROWLER on September 24, 2011, 10:22:42 AM
As much as I like the sound of travellin' by train, I can see it being fraught with problems, and on ter own like, that's a recipe for ending up back from whence you me  came from like...inadvertanly invertly inavertuntly by  accident like. cussing:
Title: Re: Trains abroad
Post by: Nick on September 24, 2011, 10:27:23 AM
 happy100
Title: Re: Trains abroad
Post by: Pastis on September 24, 2011, 04:16:37 PM
What a coincidence. I've just bought a senior person's rail card today  [smug]  cloud9:
Two rail trips coming up, but neither abroad  rubschin:
Title: Re: Trains abroad
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on September 24, 2011, 04:21:32 PM
What a coincidence. I've just bought a senior person's rail card today  [smug]  cloud9:
Two rail trips coming up, but neither abroad  rubschin:

Ah 'senior person's rail card...prolly neither trips will be aboard either. point:
Title: Re: Trains abroad
Post by: Pastis on September 24, 2011, 04:27:52 PM
Is this comment about my advancing years or the crap service?   ;)
Title: Re: Trains abroad
Post by: GROWLER on September 24, 2011, 04:37:33 PM
Is this comment about my advancing years or the crap service?   ;)

YOU, you wiley owld buzzerd. ;)
Title: Re: Trains abroad
Post by: Snoopy on September 24, 2011, 05:07:44 PM
If it is any help virtually all Swiss rail employees speak English. All Swiss trains run to time. Swiss stations are well signposted and they are usually staffed so it is hard to go wrong.
Lil Bruv, who would not mind me saying , is not the sharpest knife in the drawer, travels regularly to Switzerland. Usually Manc via Swiss Air to Zurich and gets trains to his Daughter's. If he can't get a Swiss Air flight he goes from Liverpool via Sleezy Jet (a 'orrible experience he says) to Basel and thence by a series of trains. Lil Bruv's only spoken German or French is to hold up one finger and shout "BEER". It seems to work for him.
Things to remember in Switzerland are that smoking in public places is a no-no and dropping any litter is likely to get you lynched! Otherwise they are most polite and forgiving. Oh and they have a zero tolerance to drinking and driving.
Everyone in Switzerland travels by train. They are the most efficient railways in the world. People seldom get a bus as trains run everywhere, even through most town centres.

Title: Re: Trains abroad
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on September 24, 2011, 06:21:15 PM
Is this comment about my advancing years or the crap service?   ;)

I couldn't possibly comment, however do pay attention to what Growler says in this instance. whistle:
Title: Re: Trains abroad
Post by: GROWLER on September 24, 2011, 08:01:12 PM
If it is any help virtually all Swiss rail employees speak English. All Swiss trains run to time. Swiss stations are well signposted and they are usually staffed so it is hard to go wrong.
Lil Bruv, who would not mind me saying , is not the sharpest knife in the drawer, travels regularly to Switzerland. Usually Manc via Swiss Air to Zurich and gets trains to his Daughter's. If he can't get a Swiss Air flight he goes from Liverpool via Sleezy Jet (a 'orrible experience he says) to Basel and thence by a series of trains. Lil Bruv's only spoken German or French is to hold up one finger and shout "BEER". It seems to work for him.
Things to remember in Switzerland are that smoking in public places is a no-no and dropping any litter is likely to get you lynched! Otherwise they are most polite and forgiving. Oh and they have a zero tolerance to drinking and driving.
Everyone in Switzerland travels by train. They are the most efficient railways in the world. People seldom get a bus as trains run everywhere, even through most town centres.

So, me newly to be temporary adopted BIG 'me 'ill summit is a no no for a rollie then? eeek:
Title: Re: Trains abroad
Post by: Snoopy on September 25, 2011, 05:59:50 AM
Lil Bruv carries one of these for his ash and rollie stubs. Just don't drop yer ash or fag ends anywhere. Most bars and cafes have an outdoor smoking area. Even though both my niece and her partner smoke they won't do so in their home but go onto their balcony with a personal ashtray.

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.chinawholesalegift.com%2Fpic%2FPromotional-Gifts%2FAshtray%2FChrome-plated-Portable-Ashtray-09365144198.jpg&hash=a7e3757b193852adc4bfa40caea025f4ab9574b7)


I bought myself one in France and use it when I go abroad.  angel1
Title: Re: Trains abroad
Post by: bodiam on September 25, 2011, 06:55:33 AM
http://youtu.be/gmd7ZS3CvuI (http://youtu.be/gmd7ZS3CvuI)                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Is this the reason for the Swiss trip Growler, you a secret yodeller like? whistle:
Title: Re: Trains abroad
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on September 25, 2011, 12:38:52 PM
In the process of sorting me forthcoming trip out into the wilderness.  Banghead
Now considering big silver berd to Geneva, courtesy of Council Tenant Airways 'cus it's dert cheap like, and then a Thomas the Tank steam engine  cloud9: ('opefully but probably doubtful cry: ) from there to Interlaken.
What problems am I likely to encounter, 'cus I've never been on their trains before?
Can I/should I pre book d'ya think, or is tha'ra bit dodgy in case the plane's late arriving like?

I'm a bit confuslicated, bewilderd and overwhelmed about it all tbh confused:


Try here (http://www.swisspasses.com/railpass/)  Its the Transfer Ticket one.   Whats your start and finish points?
Title: Re: Trains abroad
Post by: GROWLER on September 25, 2011, 04:27:25 PM
In the process of sorting me forthcoming trip out into the wilderness.  Banghead
Now considering big silver berd to Geneva, courtesy of Council Tenant Airways 'cus it's dert cheap like, and then a Thomas the Tank steam engine  cloud9: ('opefully but probably doubtful cry: ) from there to Interlaken.
What problems am I likely to encounter, 'cus I've never been on their trains before?
Can I/should I pre book d'ya think, or is tha'ra bit dodgy in case the plane's late arriving like?

I'm a bit confuslicated, bewilderd and overwhelmed about it all tbh confused:


Try here (http://www.swisspasses.com/railpass/)  Its the Transfer Ticket one.   Whats your start and finish points?

Mechanical berd to Geneva, Thomas the Tank to Interlaken, well that's the current plan.
Might hire a car now though IF the Swiss motorway toll thingy whatsit pass charges are included.
Title: Re: Trains abroad
Post by: Nick on September 25, 2011, 04:31:32 PM
In the process of sorting me forthcoming trip out into the wilderness.  Banghead
Now considering big silver berd to Geneva, courtesy of Council Tenant Airways 'cus it's dert cheap like, and then a Thomas the Tank steam engine  cloud9: ('opefully but probably doubtful cry: ) from there to Interlaken.
What problems am I likely to encounter, 'cus I've never been on their trains before?
Can I/should I pre book d'ya think, or is tha'ra bit dodgy in case the plane's late arriving like?

I'm a bit confuslicated, bewilderd and overwhelmed about it all tbh confused:


Try here (http://www.swisspasses.com/railpass/)  Its the Transfer Ticket one.   Whats your start and finish points?

Mechanical berd to Geneva, Thomas the Tank to Interlaken, well that's the current plan.
Might hire a car now though IF the Swiss motorway toll thingy whatsit pass charges are included.

Just WHAT is so complicated about catching a fooking train??  Banghead
Title: Re: Trains abroad
Post by: GROWLER on September 25, 2011, 04:43:35 PM
In the process of sorting me forthcoming trip out into the wilderness.  Banghead
Now considering big silver berd to Geneva, courtesy of Council Tenant Airways 'cus it's dert cheap like, and then a Thomas the Tank steam engine  cloud9: ('opefully but probably doubtful cry: ) from there to Interlaken.
What problems am I likely to encounter, 'cus I've never been on their trains before?
Can I/should I pre book d'ya think, or is tha'ra bit dodgy in case the plane's late arriving like?

I'm a bit confuslicated, bewilderd and overwhelmed about it all tbh confused:


Try here (http://www.swisspasses.com/railpass/)  Its the Transfer Ticket one.   Whats your start and finish points?

Mechanical berd to Geneva, Thomas the Tank to Interlaken, well that's the current plan.
Might hire a car now though IF the Swiss motorway toll thingy whatsit pass charges are included.

Just WHAT is so complicated about catching a fooking train??  Banghead

Fookin' NOTHING, apart from the possibilty of missing yer connection due to the wrong kind of wind for the 'plane, or other such shite, like air traffic control on strike on  piggin' Attu Island, or someone farting a gas cloud 300feet down in a coal mine on the south coast of bloody Australia...THAT'S WHAT! Banghead
Title: Re: Trains abroad
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 25, 2011, 04:55:31 PM
If you factor in some small delay time between flight arrival & getting to train that should permit the stress levels to be contained. You may be able to get a flexible train ticket that let's you get on any train when you arrive.

If it is a more serious delay then your insurance should cover the costs of having to buy another ticket.
Title: Re: Trains abroad
Post by: Nick on September 25, 2011, 04:57:02 PM
That piece of common sense will enrage the bear noooo:

It's just not the way his brain cell werks
Title: Re: Trains abroad
Post by: GROWLER on September 25, 2011, 05:05:44 PM
That piece of common sense will enrage the bear noooo:

It's just not the way his brain cell werks

At least I've friggin' GOT ONE! cussing:
Title: Re: Trains abroad
Post by: GROWLER on September 26, 2011, 06:48:47 PM
Meiringen is where I'm goin' apparently. Shrugs:
Doesn't sound overly exciting in itself, but it's surrounded by MONSTER 'ills. cloud9:

Anyone been?

I've never actually EVER been abroad on me own before. eeek:  scared2:
Title: Re: Trains abroad
Post by: Nick on September 26, 2011, 06:50:41 PM
YES. Full of nekkid wimmin. GET ON THE FOOKING TRAIN Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
Title: Re: Trains abroad
Post by: GROWLER on September 26, 2011, 06:52:58 PM
YES. Full of nekkid wimmin. GET ON THE FOOKING TRAIN Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead

I'm going to, so ger'off me case cockrobin. Banghead
Title: Re: Trains abroad
Post by: Barman on September 26, 2011, 06:56:35 PM
Meiringen is where I'm goin' apparently. Shrugs:
Doesn't sound overly exciting in itself, but it's surrounded by MONSTER 'ills. cloud9:

Anyone been?

I've never actually EVER been abroad on me own before. eeek:  scared2:

Coming to Cyprus next tho eh...?  :thumbsup:

We don't have any trains like!  ;)
Title: Re: Trains abroad
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 26, 2011, 06:59:28 PM
No leccy either  noooo:
Title: Re: Trains abroad
Post by: Barman on September 26, 2011, 07:00:43 PM
No leccy either  noooo:

I have a generator...  cloud9:
Title: Re: Trains abroad
Post by: GROWLER on September 26, 2011, 07:04:11 PM
No leccy either  noooo:

I have a generator...  cloud9:

I've got one too. cloud9:
Title: Re: Trains abroad
Post by: GROWLER on September 26, 2011, 07:05:16 PM
Meiringen is where I'm goin' apparently. Shrugs:
Doesn't sound overly exciting in itself, but it's surrounded by MONSTER 'ills. cloud9:

Anyone been?

I've never actually EVER been abroad on me own before. eeek:  scared2:

Coming to Cyprus next tho eh...?  :thumbsup:

We don't have any trains like!   ;)

None? At all? eeek:
Title: Re: Trains abroad
Post by: apc2010 on September 26, 2011, 07:09:19 PM
Meiringen is where I'm goin' apparently. Shrugs:
Doesn't sound overly exciting in itself, but it's surrounded by MONSTER 'ills. cloud9:

Anyone been?

I've never actually EVER been abroad on me own before. eeek:  scared2:

Coming to Cyprus next tho eh...?  :thumbsup:

We don't have any trains like!   ;)

None? At all? eeek:

None working .............some old ones knocking about ......
Title: Re: Trains abroad
Post by: Nick on September 26, 2011, 07:09:32 PM
They used to have them. BM got the maintenance contract. And that was that noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Trains abroad
Post by: Barman on September 26, 2011, 07:15:32 PM
Meiringen is where I'm goin' apparently. Shrugs:
Doesn't sound overly exciting in itself, but it's surrounded by MONSTER 'ills. cloud9:

Anyone been?

I've never actually EVER been abroad on me own before. eeek:  scared2:

Coming to Cyprus next tho eh...?  :thumbsup:

We don't have any trains like!   ;)

None? At all? eeek:

Nope!

They ripped them all out... in the fifties I think...

Oh, here we go... 1905 to 1951 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cyprus_Government_Railway)
Title: Re: Trains abroad
Post by: Barman on September 26, 2011, 07:16:17 PM
They used to have them. BM got the maintenance contract. And that was that noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:

Mong...  ::)
Title: Re: Trains abroad
Post by: apc2010 on September 26, 2011, 07:23:31 PM
Meiringen is where I'm goin' apparently. Shrugs:
Doesn't sound overly exciting in itself, but it's surrounded by MONSTER 'ills. cloud9:

Anyone been?

I've never actually EVER been abroad on me own before. eeek:  scared2:

Coming to Cyprus next tho eh...?  :thumbsup:

We don't have any trains like!   ;)

None? At all? eeek:

Nope!

They ripped them all out... in the fifties I think...

Oh, here we go... 1905 to 1951 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cyprus_Government_Railway)



Thought they went on later than that ......... rubschin:
Title: Re: Trains abroad
Post by: Barman on September 26, 2011, 07:25:33 PM
Meiringen is where I'm goin' apparently. Shrugs:
Doesn't sound overly exciting in itself, but it's surrounded by MONSTER 'ills. cloud9:

Anyone been?

I've never actually EVER been abroad on me own before. eeek:  scared2:

Coming to Cyprus next tho eh...?  :thumbsup:

We don't have any trains like!   ;)

None? At all? eeek:

Nope!

They ripped them all out... in the fifties I think...

Oh, here we go... 1905 to 1951 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cyprus_Government_Railway)



Thought they went on later than that ......... rubschin:

Quote
The CGR was closed down due to financial reasons. An extension of the railway which was built to serve the Cyprus Mines Corporation operated until 1974.
Title: Re: Trains abroad
Post by: apc2010 on September 26, 2011, 07:28:04 PM
Meiringen is where I'm goin' apparently. Shrugs:
Doesn't sound overly exciting in itself, but it's surrounded by MONSTER 'ills. cloud9:

Anyone been?

I've never actually EVER been abroad on me own before. eeek:  scared2:

Coming to Cyprus next tho eh...?  :thumbsup:

We don't have any trains like!   ;)

None? At all? eeek:

Nope!

They ripped them all out... in the fifties I think...

Oh, here we go... 1905 to 1951 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cyprus_Government_Railway)



Thought they went on later than that ......... rubschin:

Quote
The CGR was closed down due to financial reasons. An extension of the railway which was built to serve the Cyprus Mines Corporation operated until 1974.


Couldn't be bothered to open the link........ redface:
Title: Re: Trains abroad
Post by: Barman on September 26, 2011, 07:30:41 PM
Meiringen is where I'm goin' apparently. Shrugs:
Doesn't sound overly exciting in itself, but it's surrounded by MONSTER 'ills. cloud9:

Anyone been?

I've never actually EVER been abroad on me own before. eeek:  scared2:

Coming to Cyprus next tho eh...?  :thumbsup:

We don't have any trains like!   ;)

None? At all? eeek:

Nope!

They ripped them all out... in the fifties I think...

Oh, here we go... 1905 to 1951 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cyprus_Government_Railway)



Thought they went on later than that ......... rubschin:

Quote
The CGR was closed down due to financial reasons. An extension of the railway which was built to serve the Cyprus Mines Corporation operated until 1974.


Couldn't be bothered to open the link........ redface:

 noooo:
Title: Re: Trains abroad
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 26, 2011, 07:31:17 PM
Attention span of a gnat  noooo:
Title: Re: Trains abroad
Post by: apc2010 on September 26, 2011, 07:33:10 PM
Thought they went on later than that ....... rubschin:
Title: Re: Trains abroad
Post by: Barman on September 26, 2011, 07:34:15 PM
Thought they went on later than that ....... rubschin:

doh:
Title: Re: Trains abroad
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 26, 2011, 08:21:35 PM
Meiringen is where I'm goin' apparently. Shrugs:

Meiringengate has quite a ring to it.

I hope Otto von Knurrenbar is reliable?