The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: GROWLER on September 24, 2011, 04:54:42 PM
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No, not a REAL cow, a ignorant brain dead one posing as a human. Banghead
Go's to check out. Starts piling the cinveyor up with goods, and then notice the 'next customer' divider approaching. eeek:
Cashier stops conveyor. i sort of politely...ish ish ask the gormless female heathen customer behind me what she thinks she's doing?
"Wha', and she carries on. eeek:
I then ask her slightly more vociferously id she'd kindly mind stopping, like NOW. evil:
She snaps ok ok at me and reluctantly moves the divider back a few inches.
I explain this isn't enough.
She stands there giving me daggers.
I finally see me arse and start re-loading my trolley and bellow at her, "there, you can go before me if you're in such a bloody hurry. Banghead
Staff now wandering over to see what all the shouting us about.
One of them remove all her goods and whell her trolley off to serve yourself till checkout.
She turns and snarls at me that I'm a nasty little aggresive man!! eeek:
Cashier tells me that she's a regular, and that she stinks. eeek:
I bloody HATE piggin' supermarkets, and general sheeple generally too.
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No, not a REAL cow, a ignorant brain dead one posing as a human. Banghead
Go's to check out. Starts piling the cinveyor up with goods, and then notice the 'next customer' divider approaching. eeek:
Cashier stops conveyor. i sort of politely...ish ish the gormless female heathen customer behind me what she thinks she's doing?
"Wha', and she carries on. eeek:
I then ask her slightly more vociferously id she'd kindly mind stopping, like NOW. evil:
She snaps ok ok at me and reluctantly moves the divider back a few inches.
I explain this isn't enough.
She stands there giving me daggers.
I finally see me arse and start re-loading my trolley and bellow at her, "there, you can go before me if you're in such a bloody hurry. Banghead
Staff now wandering over to see what all the shouting us about.
One of them remove all her goods and whell her trolley off to serve yourself till checkout.
She turns and snarls at me that I'm a nasty little aggresive man!! eeek:
Cashier tells me that she's a regular, and that she stinks. eeek:
I bloody HATE piggin' supermarkets, and general sheeple generally too.
I wouldn't say you were little angel1
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No, not a REAL cow, a ignorant brain dead one posing as a human. Banghead
Go's to check out. Starts piling the cinveyor up with goods, and then notice the 'next customer' divider approaching. eeek:
Cashier stops conveyor. i sort of politely...ish ish the gormless female heathen customer behind me what she thinks she's doing?
"Wha', and she carries on. eeek:
I then ask her slightly more vociferously id she'd kindly mind stopping, like NOW. evil:
She snaps ok ok at me and reluctantly moves the divider back a few inches.
I explain this isn't enough.
She stands there giving me daggers.
I finally see me arse and start re-loading my trolley and bellow at her, "there, you can go before me if you're in such a bloody hurry. Banghead
Staff now wandering over to see what all the shouting us about.
One of them remove all her goods and whell her trolley off to serve yourself till checkout.
She turns and snarls at me that I'm a nasty little aggresive man!! eeek:
Cashier tells me that she's a regular, and that she stinks. eeek:
I bloody HATE piggin' supermarkets, and general sheeple generally too.
I wouldn't say you were little angel1
I was only in the shower for seconds though, 'cus it was broken....BY YOU! Banghead
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Nick has the right of it Growler ~ I may not have offered you a shower but I saw enough of you to know LITTLE YOU AIN'T! ;)
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Growler Growler Growler... Do your shopping on line mate......supermarkets are the devils work, full of old peeple who suddenly stop for no reason, or screechin little brats who want nothing more than a feckin good hiding, or smelly fat peeple who fill their trollies up with pizza, junk food and diet coke. Dont go in them ever again thatsit: angry037 Explode:
orrible feckin places
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Yes, I recommend Tesco Online redface:
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Yes, I recommend Tesco Online redface:
.......for everything you never wanted. whistle:
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Shop at Waitrose. The undesirables can't afford it
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scared:
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scared:
Wha'/ Why you 'idin' like ey? confused:
I'm not offended, at all.
I admit and am quite proud to be a total undesirable to both man/ wumman and beast. :thumbsup:
Couldn't actually gives a monkeys chuff anymore tbh.
Tried being all nicey nice nice, pleasant and charming and desirable in the past, but after repeated kickings and back stabbings, it's now time to say.... Finger:
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Waitrose is full of top totty eyes:
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Waitrose is full of top totty eyes:
Yea, like the piggin' gym sometimes too. ::)
S'pose it's what you mean by 'top totty. rubschin:
Personally speaklin' like, I can now look straight through all that veneer shite that poses as summat alledgedly special. sick2:
These 'hot totties' generally can't even be bothered gruntin an 'ELLO at you most of the time.
Too bloody ignorant to even acknowledge your presence most of them too. evil:
Full of themselves and don't give a donkeys half chewed carrot for anyone other than themselves.
Munters, 99.9% of 'em.
At least I get noticed and a slaggin' off in The Asda!! lol:
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Yargh:
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Yargh:
Wha'? confused:
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Waitrose is full of top totty eyes:
http://youtu.be/5Sd8Mb1j6d4 (http://youtu.be/5Sd8Mb1j6d4) totty that can cook 'ealthy like. :thumbsup:
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Bloody LUV that avatart I do Bodybum. :thumbsup: cloud9:
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Bloody LUV that avatart I do Bodybum. :thumbsup: cloud9:
It was courtesy of Miss C. :thumbsup:
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Bloody LUV that avatart I do Bodybum. :thumbsup: cloud9:
It was courtesy of Miss C. :thumbsup:
P'raps she could do me one like? rubschin:
A Sloppy CAKE being thrust into nasty Nick's face. cloud9:
Sweeeet...as a nut. :thumbsup: