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Offline Just One More

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Re: Opening Lines
« Reply #30 on: October 07, 2011, 07:55:40 PM »
Is this a quiz?

Had enough of this week. Off to bed with Jonathan Dimbleby and some pills  evil:

Can I come with you please not literally you understand, I has been a bloody grim one and I for one am all for getting it over with as soon as possible.

Is there a book which starts?

There was a  small quiet and unpopulated part of South Hampshire which called to me not once but time and time again, it was only when I realised it was a grave yard that I stopped my incessant yearning.

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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Re: Opening Lines
« Reply #31 on: October 07, 2011, 08:41:56 PM »
Thanks JOM miss dann Sarff in so many ways.
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Re: Opening Lines
« Reply #32 on: October 07, 2011, 09:06:24 PM »
Just occasionally you find yourself in an odd situation.  You get into it by degrees and in the most natural way but when you are right in the midst of it you are suddenly astonished and ask yourself how in the world it all came about.  Thor Heyerdahl  The Kon Tiki Expedition.
It's better than I ever even knew.  They say that the world was built for two.  Only worth living if somebody is loving you.  Baby now you do.

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Re: Opening Lines
« Reply #33 on: October 08, 2011, 07:43:37 AM »
Sounds like my life noooo:
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Re: Opening Lines
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Re: Opening Lines
« Reply #35 on: October 08, 2011, 09:48:52 AM »
"It was a bright, sunny morning and Uncle Bulgaria had just picked up a fine piece of string. . "
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Re: Opening Lines
« Reply #36 on: October 08, 2011, 10:21:01 AM »
"It was a bright, sunny morning and Uncle Bulgaria had just picked up a fine piece of string. . "

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