IMO seeing the posts of both parties this may well be a case of the laydee bloke doth protest too much.
I protest so much, as you so quaintly put it, 'cus the useless tool winds me up and gets right upon my tits, simple as that, no more, no less, end of.
Am I supposed to just sit back and say nowt when he's verbally abusing me and critisising me becuase of his obvious willy waving vastly superior grasp of the English language?
He may have more bits of tatty paper proving his superiority over me , but that counts for zilch in my book, and he will NEVER grind me down.
The BEAR ALWAYS bites back when you rattle his cage.