Author Topic: Christmas presents (again) (Read 1340 times)

Pastis · « **Reply #30 on:** November 24, 2011, 07:44:49 PM »

That was Pastis

To be fair... fair? When was life fair?

. 'Twas I who presented the item to the waitress. It was wrapped however, and then gift wrapped but it did flop about a bit

I politely asked if she might be so kind as to store said item in the restaurant's freezer whilst we eating.

I think I did mention that it was a fish, albeit a dead fish

Nick · « **Reply #31 on:** November 24, 2011, 07:52:42 PM »

And then we chatted her up

« **Reply #32 on:** November 24, 2011, 08:24:40 PM »

Any cleavage recipes?

Oh yes...Like cleavage, stare at cleavage. When staring is is complete. Remove cleavage from packaging.

Nick · « **Reply #33 on:** November 24, 2011, 08:26:02 PM »

Miss Demeanour · « **Reply #34 on:** November 24, 2011, 10:55:42 PM »

And then we chatted her up

Poor girl

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