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Offline Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)

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Re: Turfed out of the hospital
« Reply #15 on: December 05, 2011, 11:15:47 PM »
Tonight .... after 36 hours starvation and numerous needles in arms etc I have been sent home again to await a call to go back in for the operation. Any time twixt now and New Year.  Banghead

Hells bells hound that is bloody awful.  OK tonight you are allowed up on the bed. Special treat. Will scratch you gently behind your ears. happy100
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Re: Turfed out of the hospital
« Reply #16 on: December 06, 2011, 05:23:28 AM »
I blame Nick for going to A n E for a scratch on his finger .......... whistle:

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Re: Turfed out of the hospital
« Reply #17 on: December 06, 2011, 06:47:26 AM »
Banghead Banghead He was probably putting up his Christmas decs, meanwhile you suffer cussing:

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Re: Turfed out of the hospital
« Reply #18 on: December 06, 2011, 06:50:48 AM »


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Re: Turfed out of the hospital
« Reply #20 on: December 09, 2011, 04:01:45 PM »
A letter arrives ~ They want me back in Horsepickle on 29th December.

So I'll say Happy New Year now.  confused:
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Re: Turfed out of the hospital
« Reply #21 on: December 09, 2011, 04:37:50 PM »
They'll have your bed all nicely decorated   whistle:

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Re: Turfed out of the hospital
« Reply #22 on: December 09, 2011, 04:41:31 PM »
That would be nice ~ unlikely but nice.
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